This guy used to make 5hour long "how to get a gf" videos and this is his receipt...
 Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
 DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68 |
Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
This guy used to make 5hour long "how to get a gf" videos and this is his receipt...
Yet, you're the one seething about him on IST, whilst he lives a happy life with a girlfriend making money from Youtube videos. You're a homosexual, OP, but what's new?
take that dick out your mouth boyo
I've never even watched a single one of his videos. I just find it funny and sad that you're seething over him just because he's doing much better than you. Imagine wasting your time having a go at YTers providing free fitness information.
>redditor discovers shitposting
you're defending the honor of someone you don't even watch and seething for no reason, we're just funposting. you have to go back.
>watching his videos so you can screenshot a still
>dissect said still
>open up Paint and add shitty captions
>post and b***h about it on IST after
>i-i-it's just f-f-f-un bro, I´m not a terminally online l-l-loser
yawn
it took me less time to do that than i've interacted with you kek why are you so butthurt?
he's not defending the guy, he's mocking OP, he doesnt even know the youtuber, but OP is so obsessed with this YTer that OP can't understand the mockery. It's pretty interesting
first time on the chan? we shitpost constantly here i suggest if you want to stay here lurk for a while and try not to take personal offense.
This is good advice for OP, he seems to be spurging out for some reason.
>the chan
Go back.
>you're defending the honor of someone you don't even watch and seething for no reason, we're just funposting. you have to go back.
Why do you motherfrickers always do this? He is not defending the other guy, is calling you out you fricking idiot
>he is calling you out!!!
STOP POSTING THESE FRICKING FACES TO ME
>this is OP's idea of "fun"
by all means keep writing paragraphs in my thread about a man that you supposedly don't care about and are not seething about at all
Who even is that you stupid fricking Black person why do you care so much about him you ugly subhuman Black person
It's just a joke, moron. No need to seethe about it. Lurk for 2 years before posting
Hello NH, you manage to OHP 150 lbs/70kg yet?
Lmao, how obsessed do you have to be to make this.
Looks more like you're the one who wants his wiener in your mouth.
projecting this hard
esl moment
>his receipt
For what? Did he buy that homunculus?
Maybe he wants a manly gf so he has manlier sons
I wish I had a GF taller than me. I would have her choke her with her legs after her workouts, shower not needed
you're pathetic kek
Go back to LULZ, dicklet
ironically only dicklets develop these submissive fetishes
You have to lose your virginity before you have a right to comment on what other men do with their girls. I will make it easier for you; you have to have a girl willingly talk to you before you can type such things
>t.
>I posted the screenshot I'm not a dicklet, manlet incel anymore
Imagine coming here, making a ksv tier post, say to other people "redditor discovers shitposting" and then getting so triggered by the most overused, predictable "I want to get choked" joke on this board.
Dicklet, manlet, chinlet, and worst of all, humorlet
hey buddy you're the one wanting to be dommed like a b***h, pipe down
I'm at a stage where I can consider getting dommed by a girl; you are at stage where you are considering whether or not you will ever hold hands with anything resembling a woman. Inceldommed by life and subpar genetics, sad
>I'm at a stage where I can consider getting dommed by a girl
Based, I've been wanting to get dommed by a muscle mommy so bad. Have her take my anal virginity and all, so hot...
a homosexual and a deviant arguing, both of you should kys
>funposter should kill himself because some submissive homosexual is seething
how about you take a hike out of this thread moron
make me you goon
im not gonna read all this
you can provide a brief summary
or i can be happy for you, or sorry that that happened
>Anonymous (9)
well good thing i wasn't talking to you then lmao
I wonder how the shelby chad is doing. I'm lifting heavy today in his honor.
He's probably gonna have someone talk to him as a normal person, get neurotic about not being the most popular man in the room, then come on here to ramble more about how high quality of a male he is.
its so weird, like im sort of fat, sort of balding, usually unemployed, have gyno
i banged some really hot chicks...i will tell you that it's straight up about personality, NOT body
body can get you far though. I think having really big arms is a secret, I had super big arms when I was plowing like that even being out of shape.
where did you meet these women you were plowing when you were ugly?
i wasnt ugly im pretty ok looking in the face at least
online or at college or thru friends, never bars except one time
kek of course you were handsome. it's face and height everything else is irrelevant for dating
im not handsome im pretty ok looking. im white with paler skin and i have blue-green eyes and brown hair. im 5'9
i never had expensive clothes or a nice car or anything. personality gets you far. i think a lot of the people bemoaning unfrickability literally dont have much of a personality. you have to develop yourself by liking and being into various things and have diverse things to talk about
pretty ok looking = handsome because men have internalized misandry. you think just because you're fricking all the 4s and 5/10s this means you're the same, no the 5/10 men cannot touch 5/10 women for sex.
wtf i wasn't fricking 4s and 5/10s lmao
all the more reason you fricking moron. why tf would some +8/10 model looking roastie hook up with an ugly fat moron? because you're funny? frick off lmao
I was even going to relate this story before I left but...
The hottest girl I ever fricked, like a 9/10 blonde, fricked me because I was trying to frick her roommate who was like a 6.5/10 and in my league lol
and it was so funny how it happened, i had basically sent them both a message online, and then the uglier girl sent me kind of a discouraging message like "eww you were trying to talk to my roommate too!" and the blonde girl was like "can i come over and study for my test?"
she actually brought her backpack and shit and pretended to study for like 4 minutes and then i pulled off her soffee shorts and started eating her pussy. We fricked, she left and never said anything to me again. The roommate messaged me angrily explaining that I had fricked her roommate (I know)
I see this purely as the hot girl "marking her territory". It was a fascinating bit of human experience and I am blessed that I took part in it.
nonetheless remember the lesson from this story
i fricked the hottest girl because i was talking to EVERY girl!
>tfw doing the same but im a gymcel instead because my face is like 5/10 at best
Look at this homosexual, he thinks getting asphyxiated on sweaty pussy is submissive. Ngmi
of course it is lmao. and calling me a homosexual doesn't make you appear masculine. you literally want to submit to a woman. the other guy already admitted it he wants to be dommed by a roastie kek
>Licking that hot, sweaty, fit pussy would be gay according to some "men"
That's okay you alpha dominant trad man. You can do missionary to your AI anime waifu
that b***h is more masculine than the average american. go suck a dick at this point you repressed homosexual
>SNIFFFFFF AAAAAA
>Let me clean that post-workout sweat for you babe
she doesn't look like she works out, probably as tall as him which is good if you want sons that will be taller than you.
I don't know what you guys were expecting from him, he's half french half north African anime nerd with a stem background.
At least she's white
How to stop being Incel?
watch his 5 hour dating video and you too can jester for a menopausal roastie
Isn't his wife pregnant?
>Boymode oversized shirt
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH
Looks like Jasmin.
what the frick troon shit is "boymode?"
a troony on hormones not presenting feminine
someone on this board is mentally ill enough to create that pic. keep this in mind next time you want to listen to what IST says.
you're using the same reaction pics trannies use and pretending like you're any better. just endless projection
kys schizo Black person
incels seething over people having girlfriends online is one of the most pathetic things I can think of
kys OP
LMAO this fricking moron keeps getting more and more aggravated by people shitposting his garbage post. You have been defending this garbage thread for hours now you mongoloid. Go do something with your life
@72040838
thanks for the bump, without your seething my thread would have died hours ago
So he's got a chad Amazonian gf who will birth him strong sons and he's supposed to feel bad about this?
yeah, tall flat and ugly women are only slightly better than fat women. +1ft height difference and +20years age gap is optimal
>I'm deeply concerned about what kind of women other men frick
you never make fun of your mate for fricking a landwhale? it's just banter lmao no need to seethe about it
>it's just banter lmao no need to seethe about it
Kek. Read your thread. You are the only one emotionally invested in this. Everyone else is just making fun of you without even acknowledging the people you are talking about. You are the only one not bantering here
am i? you've been writing paragraphs and bumping my thread for hours at this point kek all because i called some internet personality's gf a troony kek
I bump your thread because I just like you, you are entertaining, just not in the way you think you are.
>He thinks having an Amazonian GF is emasculating
Get your testosterone levels checked buddy, maybe you can still be saved
kek you're the same submissive moron from the other comment chain.
>He thinks having an Amazonian GF is emasculating
kek you want to be dommed buddy! you can call me a homosexual or a low t beta it doesn't matter you're coping. you want to be submissive to a masculine woman that will dominate you. you fricking subhuman
>SNIIIIIIFFFFF
>SLRRRRRP
>Yes babe you can always come sit on my face after your squat session
>d-domination is just face sitting guys i swear I'm not actually a b***h in real life
homie that just looks like a man in drag. No wonder you're a submissive cuck if that's what you find attractive in women
>She looks like a man dude, she's exactly like a man with those muscles hahaha I would never touch a woman like that, she's so masculine hahaha
>You lean into a joke on a shit forum you must be so insecure, not like me. I swear I can lose my virginity whenever I want hahaha
Just embrace it, you want to a b***h for a woman. By the end you will be licking Black person cum out of your wife's pussy and you'd deserve nothing less
>Shoiguuuuu where are the muscle mommies you homosexual
>won't a muscle mommy (optional) please dominate me!!!?
>By their won admission, this 4'11, 45kg, whinny, fragile womanlet is more masculine than the average incel
Grim
way above average gf for a full blown autist like you OP
>Obvious incel
>Calls other people beta b***hes
>Cares about what other men frick
>Thinks he's being funny by sperging out at anyone poking fun at his post
>Starts talking about Black folk and eating cum without any previous mention about such topics by anyone else
Every time. What is it with these dyel tourists? Go post on another board where you can circle-jerk with your own kind
>femdom cuck
>b-but muh incels!!
rather be an incel than a submissve homosexual
who?
why do I care about youtubers?
>who?
>why do I care about youtubers?
get with the times moron
>Natural Hypertrophy chud is shorter than his "gf""
You don't understand perspective
i do. they were close you can see in the video better
what a fricking moron you are honestly, thanks for bumping my thread i guess kek
I don't get why he keeps cutting the video to avoid showing her reflection when he could just put a blanket over the mirror while they film and avoid the problem entirely.
i'd be self conscious too if my wife looked like a troony
i want a boymode gf...
the real problem is this isn't even a boymoder but an aged roastie
>This is le IST, we shitpost constantly here, lurk more and try not to take personal offense
>Noooooooo you moron don't shitpost making fun of me, nooooooo
appreciate the bump. didn't expect the magnitude of seething it would cause but i appreciate it again for bumping my thread
you're literally offended on behalf of a french mutt. you have to go back
>I-i i appreciate th-the bump. What do you mean I can't even defend myself? I i told you abut le bump, are you not psychologically destroyed yet?
i made this thread 9 hours ago and you're still writing paragraphs in the honor of some french mutt. appreciate the bump again.
Self bump
OP here. What workout split can make this fantasies go away?
why does IST hate so much on him? yeah a big part of his videos is just him rambling, but he's got a good physique and information.
fit is currently dick riding him itt see
this guy has been here the whole day defending the honor of this guy
>OP is the only one to ever mention the guy in the pic
>Loooooook everyone is dick riding him so hard
>Noooo they aren't just making fun of my profound moronation, they are defending hiiiim
i know you're the submissive cuck i made fun of earlier. you've been personally devastated ever since i called your cuck fetish for what it is. but please tell me how am i moronic? what's funny about me? you don't know the first thing about me, unlike me there's NH's troony wife we can make fun of, or your cuck femdom fetish, but you're just left to speculate about me
>Joe, Joe, the Russians took the dom muscle mommy labs in Bakhmut. I can't live like this old man, how can a nation survive like this? I need at least 50Bn in NATO-standard gym equipment and prime Amazonians
See you around OP. You were an entertaining distraction during a long, boring day of studying and for that, I'm grateful. I hope you get the help you need, and more importantly; I hope you get to have your first kiss one day
Goodbye, you fricking moron