>this is considered a peak physique according to teenage girls and young women

>this is considered a peak physique according to teenage girls and young women
So do you really need any more?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally just don't be fat, short, or a chinlet and you will be considered attractive by 99.99% of women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nor bald

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        some guys can pull off the bald look if they aren't fricked in the facial hair genetics as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or if they have a very nice facial features.
          One of the most beautiful males I've ever met (no homo) was a bald homosexual I used to play WoW with.
          He was like 2m tall, bright blue eyes and something about his face made his bald head not matter at all. It wasnt that typical overly manly face with a brutish look but something more graceful.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >was a bald homosexual I used to play WoW with
            what class did he play? horde? warrior?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, horde. He played several classes but the one I remember most was a pandaren monk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be confident too, I have this nervous energy that women find repulsive despite being pretty handsome. I blossomed in my mid 20s but inside I'm still a game addicted coomlord

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just neurosesmaxx. Embrace how fricked up you are and just be open about it. For some reason women find this irresistable, at least in my experience.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >neurosesmaxx

          Really? You a zoomer? I assume you are because your generation idolises mental illness, I'm a millenial and when I tell a grill I have social anxiety and don't like parties they get the ick

          I have a girlfriend but I always tend to settle. When one comes along that I find attractive enough that puts up with my moronation I'm just like "yeah that'll do" but secretly I just want to coom into a different hot bawd every week

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 35 and don't use social media. I don't mean whining about social anxiety or telling them about your medication (seems to be the trend on TikTok etc.), I mean being funny and outrageous. Joke about how fricked up you are, how messed up your childhood was etc. See Richard Lewis or Woody Allen for inspo.
            It's the perfect mixture of confidence and vulnerability that the women worth your time find very attractive.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Dude just neurosesmaxx. Embrace how fricked up you are and just be open about it. For some reason women find this irresistable, at least in my experience.

              based. can confirm this works, but you need to know how much to reveal and what to reveal about yourself.

              don't just traumadump everything.

              women love men they can "fix" so if you come off as somehow broken, but still confident, they will be all over you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can only do jokes like that when I'm in the shower lol, I'm not quick witted enough in front of people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you are skinny fat instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that guy posted the image on IST 99% of the board would call him fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol what, most men are looksmaxers now and the incel stats are exponentially rising

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not asking the real questions:
    >How is he holding that beer mug?
    >Why is he crying?
    >Why does he have an angel shaped birthmark on his ribs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I send pepe pictures like this to my mom randomly since she doesn't even know what it is besides a cartoon. She always bursts out laughing at them. Pepe is a funny guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pepe is the best thing to have ever happened to the internet.
        There's just something about his face that I don't know... I just love him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You ever see the doco about the poor sap who created him? He's devoted his entire life to getting us to stop using him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I saw the part where he visits a fat israelite to get him to take Pepe from their "list of hate symbols". And the fat israelite was like " no can do. It's a hate symbol now . That's how people use it now". And the creator swallows it like a cuck.

            Should have said: "how about we use your ugly israelite face as a hate symbol? What if we memed THAT into a symbol? Would you be forced to keep it in your database too?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Matt Furie, nah he embraced his creation now.
            he made those kino Pepe animations.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn great to hear. He didn't seem like a bad dude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He just did it to sell nfts he's a cryptotard now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >according to teenage girls and young women
    Never heard any of them voice this opinion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      26k likes by them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It says "26k likes by girls and young women"?
        Surely you understand how many wall victims and homosexuals there are in the internet, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sheer numbers alone mean jack shit when it comes to women. The average blastoise may like him, but what about the top 5% of women?
          I made a thread once with a screenshot of this reel of women liking "dadbods". What a surprise when I opened the comment section and it was filled with either sheeboons or 30+ BMI white women.
          Damn, before I became a fitgay, I remember hitting on women that if they started sucking my wiener off the blue nowadays I`d punch them in their face.
          That being said, the dude really has the frame of a greek statue. He does have great genetics, but for today's standards, he's good, not great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's because he's famous

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me that's a high belly button

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yup....as a 39 yr old man who has had sex with dozens of different women in his life I gotta say, "that will work." The rest is just knowing what to say when you open your mouth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >39 yr old man
      heyyyyy daddy
      UwU

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t he gay? He literally dated a lot of men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're on IST and you're just finding out about bisexuality?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever spoken to a woman in your life?
    believe it or not most of them aren't into roided up muscle freaks

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Donoghue is not a fat slob, the dude is just borderline built-fat now. He's a pretty interesting guy and is also bisexual and like 6'3" or something. The guy is now a commercial fisherman or some shit, also produced/collabed with some insane artists and is 1/3rd of Salem.

    What I'm getting at is that yes you do need more, you are not him.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about femoid opinions in the first place
    you're woman yourself, show breasts or gtfo newbie

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Says who? Also women pretend to go crazy over any physique when they see it shirtless out of context / where they wouldn't expect it. That's just a little bit of vulgarity and "free expression of their sexuality".

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >caring what teenage girls and young women think
    OP is homosexual, as usual. Goodbye!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My sister responded “that’s not fricking true he looks gay” to that image

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Handsome
    >actually talented
    >not fat
    Muhh musclerinoos

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that looks weirdly like my dick. Even the shape is similar and the way the hair comes out.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have similar body type, much better face and hair and yes I can confirm. When I'm active I average about one "breed me daddy" a week from some moronic college bawd.

    No kids either cuz I'm infertile. Yes, I am the bad guy that fricked your future gf/fiance for hours at a time while she actively made bad/risky decisions.

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