seriously though imagine chugging 40 pills a day while doing your best to stay at sub 10% bodyfat and thinking you're working towards your health in any meaningful way
I have a lot of respect for this guy. He is using himself as a huge experiment for everyone else to learn from. None of you fricks will ever be that selfless. All this science in the world going unstudied and only one guy has the courage to put it all together to figure out how to not die a horrible death in your 60s. You’ll all watch your alcoholic fathers and pill ridden mothers die early or end up drooling with dimentia in the 70s and you watch your own blood pressure climb up and up but god forbid one man actually has the courage to try everything in order to figure out what is real and measurable and what is fake bullshit pushed by health snake oil salesmen.
This. Even if I think his method is wrong and he will die young, it's still a useful experiment he's running. People who hate this guy are either jealous or hate being reminded that lifestyle choices and self discipline could affect yourkn08 lifespan
>selfless
LMAO he's a narcissistic wellness blogger with an abnormally large bankroll. Nothing he's done has provided scientifically useful data, he just pays a bunch of yes men doctors to tell him he's totally got a 19 year old's kidneys
Black person you realize that "bad cholesterol" is mainly "over-produced" when driven by 2 factors - bad genetics and high sugar/starch diet. Not from eating animal fat you moron...LOL
You’ll be dead before he is. While you engage in hedonistic pleasures like smoking and eating junkfood/meat, Bryan Johnson is learning how to live to 150 years old
I don't give a shit what people eat until they start preaching about it. That said, I had two friends, one vegetarian and one vegan, both dead in their 40s from intestinal cancers. I warned both that eating nothing but veggies meant they were increasing their exposure to glyphosate and other cancer causing pesticides.
so eat your fricking veggies, but at least eat organic.
Isn't that the weirdo millionaire who's spending a fortune every year to take creepy experimental treatments to stay young? Because it looks a lot like him.
>Drug grade zinc suppliment >Drugs >Botox >$500 facial made of baby foreskin every day >Other weirdo shit.
Has nothing to do with eating meat, I will roll over laughing if he dies of something in the next 15-20 years though.
>shitty attitude
Your blood drinking idol billionaire spent a ton of cash to learn not to wipe his arsehole 100% so his shit can help seal the entrance into his biome >full of seethe
Your blood drinking idol billionaire has underwear full of shit, on purpose.
You worship rich skid stains
Seethe
Vegans can consume human products if it's given with consent. Most of the time they are vegan due to animal rights and believe that animals are exploited. Technically they can't even have honey.
A lot of male vegans are gay. It's like soft-gayness. A step they take before coming out of the closet. Because it's a complete rejection of the male gender role which has historically been to hunt and kill animals.
Bryan Johnson also wears nail polish, and his obsession with looking young are also two ways he seems gay.
If he didn't have kids with a woman I'd swear this guy is gay.
bryan johnson
list of supplements:
https://protocol.bryanjohnson.com/#step-2-supplements >collagen peptides=meat or fish
+ literal vampire who feeds of his own sons blood
he looks gross
like some turbohomosexual who is subscribing to every anti-aging regimen being sold in los angeles and still ends up looking like uncanny valley
oh wait... that's exactly what he is
mein Black folk, please >pic very related
you just need to keep a proper diet while being vegetarian, also, about malnutrition, we have a overweight problem in the world, not the opposite, super easy to be healthy and fit while abstaining from eating animal products. finally, everyone here is just forgetting that the main reasons people are vegetarian are related to animal ethics, we are not obligate carnivores, and that's enough for the whole carnist ideology to lose all its argumentative strength. I've never hear a single cogent carnist argument, meanwhile vegetarianism is sound and cogent as frick
The dude was so nutritionally deprived even after taking literally 100 different supplements a day that he had to inject fat into his face because he was turning into a ghoul.
Your people abandoned a millennia long tradition of cuisine considered to this day the most balanced and healthiest in the world for greasy gyros and donor kebab. The frick do you know about nutrition?
I mean props to him for trying therapies and shit but kinda sucks that the blood thing doesn't do fricking shit, he looks like an okay healty 40/50 yo man but nothing crazy
What is your point? I'm in my mid-40's and eat meat every day for my whole life. I don't have wrinkles and I look better than him. Guy looks kind of gay and you can see fine wrinkles. If you are trying to impress me with him having "good" skin, it's not the veggies, it's the lack of sun. I have ZERO wrinkles cuz I avoid getting burnt, that's all you have to do to look young kiddos. Stay out of the sun (and don't smoke I guess).
>Stay out of the sun (and don't smoke I guess).
Nah, it is staying out of the sun I have amazing skin at 39 and smoke a pack a day for 10+yrs.
Take your vitamins and stay hydrated also.
This troony bathes in tretinoin daily and injects estrogen to keep his skin feminine and slow aging. He's an absolute freak with no budget going to extreme measures to stay young looking so he can pull twinks. He even injects his own son's blood, dude's a fricking psycho.
I simply can not understand how someone this young looks this old and constantly pushes the claim that they look really young. This guy looks like a 65 year old that's had A LOT of plastic surgery.
I'm starting to think this is a giant psyop and this guy is actually like 70, but he's had so much work done he's trying to "trick" the world to prove it worked (it didn't).
this guy is a literal scumbag
and the only reason he hasn't had his life destroyed is because of the ridiculous worship of money and the rich in society.
If anyone else was actually a quasi-vampire, they would be fricking exiled from society. So keep worshipping your rulers and this bullshit money. He's a weirdo frick
Watch his videos, he goes over his skin care routine; tl;dr it's not diet or skin creams, it's the gadgets using lasers and needles he has that reconditions skin, and his diet is really supplements, the veggies and fruit are filler.
looks like a skinny gay
a skinny gay with botox, hairplugs, and a facelift
That is a vampire who feast on his own sons blood.
He's definitely anemic.
That's true. Definitely not vegan.
he isn't an actual vegan since he admits to taking collagen peptides which come from animal collagen, he just doesn't "eat" meat
He also gives blood to his own father.
he looks like a dehydrated lesbian
frickin kek
Tpbp
TPBP
seriously though imagine chugging 40 pills a day while doing your best to stay at sub 10% bodyfat and thinking you're working towards your health in any meaningful way
>40 pills
I only take Tylenol.
Let's see, what did I have today?
>Peanut butter chocolate bars
>Some toast and coffee
>A baked potato
Please, indulge me on how your bacon, butter, and corn syrup is so much healthier
Bacon and butter are both healthier than the bread, potatoes, and candy bar you ate. Corn syrup is poison.
looks like a rubber doll
A.I. is great at textures, an sometimes too good. And sometimes it puts in muscles that don't exist in human anatomy.
Looks like Data on Star Trek
Looks like a pussy.
i dont get it how do you eat these stapled burgers. id just get 2 double cheeseburgers.
He looks weird and caked with makeup.
This, he's always wearing foundation, fricking homosexual weirdo.
Photoshopped to hell and back and he still looks sick.
>dem crowsfeet
holy frick, im the same age and have 0 (ZERO) wrinkles. I eat red meat (non-processed) every day kek
Me too, anon. And I have a beautiful mane of hair that isn’t dyed like this homosexual that op is creaming his pants for.
Ah yes, IST, home of the non-aging, non-balding 46 year olds. Post a pic or be labelled balding, blusterous cowards forever
Back to /r/crystalcafe with you
>post your biometrics
frick off glowie
yeah, ditto.
Looks gay.
Looks like an AI character from Detroit: Become Human that was programmed to be a homosexual vampire
Looks like a female transsexual abomination trying to be a man
Looks very feminine.
He looks like Data from Star Trek.
I'm not sure if I want to look like an android.
Data is more human than him
Good for you, man.
Still eating meat.
He has meat twice a week tho IIRC.
Billionaire Lowko
Weird looking fella. Wouldn't trust him. Looks like he eats people.
I have a lot of respect for this guy. He is using himself as a huge experiment for everyone else to learn from. None of you fricks will ever be that selfless. All this science in the world going unstudied and only one guy has the courage to put it all together to figure out how to not die a horrible death in your 60s. You’ll all watch your alcoholic fathers and pill ridden mothers die early or end up drooling with dimentia in the 70s and you watch your own blood pressure climb up and up but god forbid one man actually has the courage to try everything in order to figure out what is real and measurable and what is fake bullshit pushed by health snake oil salesmen.
God is going to call him like the rest.
hes rich.
lol ikr. 60% of americans live paycheck to paycheck.
You worship cows as gods and shit on the streets, Sukdeep. You will never be rich, and Poojeetistan will never be a superpower.
This. Even if I think his method is wrong and he will die young, it's still a useful experiment he's running. People who hate this guy are either jealous or hate being reminded that lifestyle choices and self discipline could affect yourkn08 lifespan
>selfless
LMAO he's a narcissistic wellness blogger with an abnormally large bankroll. Nothing he's done has provided scientifically useful data, he just pays a bunch of yes men doctors to tell him he's totally got a 19 year old's kidneys
I'd be more impressed if he was drinking a half gallon of whiskey a day like McAfee.
we all die and suffer. its life. Get right with God and accept Christ. Life is transient and non permanent
frick you
Looks like a Greek skinny homosexual that enjoys wiener. Greeks are literally the laziest fattest people in Europe.
Post physique
Post hand
Post foreskin
gr**k diaspora kicks in
Why does "he" look like like a woman?
Says in the title.
He takes estrogen as an anti aging thing
He unironically looks like a 40 something year old who’s been lobotomized
ayy
This guy doesn't look healthy to me, you can notice something wrong with him even though he looks so young at 46 years old.
They say that being vegan poses health risks because your body lacks nutrients if you stop eating foods of animal origin.
This is not healthy at all, it seems very superficial.
>no cholesterol = no testosterone
Not really, my test is 1400 and my cholesterol below the low range.
Black person you realize that "bad cholesterol" is mainly "over-produced" when driven by 2 factors - bad genetics and high sugar/starch diet. Not from eating animal fat you moron...LOL
>my test is 1400
no it isnt
If your test was 1400, you’re on TRT.
Mine's over 2000 and I'm not on any drugs.
You probably have a business card with a watermark, don’t you?
>filter
>lighting
>angle
>regular blood transfusion from his son
Sure, it's veganism that's keeping him looking like this.
Hes a biohacker that drinks his sons blood and takes a thousand pills a day, he also is on TRT and estrogen, and is wearing make up in the picture
Women who never used make up have so much better skin when they're old. He's going to regret it if he does that every day.
>wearing make up
dat homie wearing makeup
I dont want to look like a homosexual though
I can recognize Botox face anywhere
He's got livestock eyes.
looks like a ftm troony
Not a full on troon. Adams apple
I'm a photoshop expert, that pic is shopped. Besides, that's what 46 years olds look like if they dye their gray hair.
This man eats 1977 cals a day. He lift and do 40 min cardio everyday. I don't care what bullshit he shills on his social media, this homie moronic.
You’ll be dead before he is. While you engage in hedonistic pleasures like smoking and eating junkfood/meat, Bryan Johnson is learning how to live to 150 years old
There are worse things than dying.
>This is how a vegan looks like
With his eyes?
It's "This is what a vegan looks like"
moron. Gets some meat in you it's good for your brain.
For me it’s Solbrah
Gay?
Fricker is caked in make-up. He looks 20 and 60 at yhe same time. Mostly because of his hair. It's fine. You go vegan, I'll eat a steak for you.
This thread is filled to the brim with coping, excuses, and seething replies
This. I don't think veganism is a healthy lifestyle but he looks handsome. Why are you all acting like catty women?
it’s fatties/degens coping with the fact BJ will outlive them by multiple lifetimes
he takes away the poorgays morbid consolation that even the rich die when he does these health regiments that poors cannot afford.
He's literally a cannibal. How is ingesting human blood vegan??
looks like Tom Hanks dying of aids
I don't give a shit what people eat until they start preaching about it. That said, I had two friends, one vegetarian and one vegan, both dead in their 40s from intestinal cancers. I warned both that eating nothing but veggies meant they were increasing their exposure to glyphosate and other cancer causing pesticides.
so eat your fricking veggies, but at least eat organic.
>makeup
>crows feet
>photoshop blur/smoothing
>gay face
yer i think i don't care really.
Isn't that the weirdo millionaire who's spending a fortune every year to take creepy experimental treatments to stay young? Because it looks a lot like him.
isn't that the ghoul that takes blood transplants from his teenage son?
My Dad who drinks eats fastfood everyday and is pushing 60 looks younger than this homosexual
Holy Photoshop Batman.
>Drug grade zinc suppliment
>Drugs
>Botox
>$500 facial made of baby foreskin every day
>Other weirdo shit.
Has nothing to do with eating meat, I will roll over laughing if he dies of something in the next 15-20 years though.
such a shitty attitude. lol full of seethe.
>shitty attitude
Your blood drinking idol billionaire spent a ton of cash to learn not to wipe his arsehole 100% so his shit can help seal the entrance into his biome
>full of seethe
Your blood drinking idol billionaire has underwear full of shit, on purpose.
You worship rich skid stains
Seethe
aids skrillex
Bryan Johnson's claims sound mighty bullshitty.
He claims that he reversed his gray hairs. That's not possible. Once a hair is gray it's gray forever.
He must dye his hair and lies about it.
Gray hair is actually healthier and thicker.
Be a man, don’t dye your hair.
Grey hair reversal is definitely possible
seems like a lot of work. I just ate estradiol until I looked 15 years younger.
Why does he look fricking gay as frick?
Human blood is not vegan, you bloodboy lover.
Vegans can consume human products if it's given with consent. Most of the time they are vegan due to animal rights and believe that animals are exploited. Technically they can't even have honey.
A lot of male vegans are gay. It's like soft-gayness. A step they take before coming out of the closet. Because it's a complete rejection of the male gender role which has historically been to hunt and kill animals.
Bryan Johnson also wears nail polish, and his obsession with looking young are also two ways he seems gay.
If he didn't have kids with a woman I'd swear this guy is gay.
So, are you saying I can suck all the wieners and gulp down untold gallons of semen on the daily, and still be considered a vegan?
You can frick a woman and raise kids with her and still be gay you dumb moron homosexual
He looks like a 46 year old homosexual
> makeup
Even with makeup he looks every bit mid-40s. The whole premise of him turning back the close is based on a flawed algorithm.
He's spending 8+ hours a day chugging pills, blood, and likely cum, and will die in his 50s from a heart attack. Screenshot this.
I bet he can’t do 5 pull-ups, run a mile under 10 minutes, or get a boner for a woman…
He looks like he's melt like butter if he left the apartment.
HE DONT LOOK REAL
bryan johnson
list of supplements:
https://protocol.bryanjohnson.com/#step-2-supplements
>collagen peptides=meat or fish
+ literal vampire who feeds of his own sons blood
That's AI.
>balding
Just barely accurate.
Looks like a malnourished homosexual.
He looks like a corpse at a wake.
Strange, most start looking like dessicated corpses in their twenties already.
He has more wrinkles than me at 52.
horrendous
He's spending millions of dollars to look like that, and actually is trying to beat death with nutrition and lifestyle. Jack Lelayne comes to mind.
https://protocol.bryanjohnson.com/
Jack LaLanne was a good guy and he helped lots of people be healthier.
This guy looks like a bag of dicks.
He should've taken the Strikerpill instead
Botox, hair dye, makeup.
And he needs to inject fat into his face monthly to not look like a skeleton
>Mike O'Hearn looks younger at 54 than this freak does and it's possible he's blasting gear at the same time
>it's possible he's blasting gear
>it's possible
Black person, POSSIBLE? He's literally 95% tren.
Meatard rage thread
looks like a 60 year old who dyed his hair and has an excess of bilirubin from binge drinking and destroying his liver. am i wrong?
Are you a medical student or an alcoholic?…
he looks gross
like some turbohomosexual who is subscribing to every anti-aging regimen being sold in los angeles and still ends up looking like uncanny valley
oh wait... that's exactly what he is
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/06/harvard-trained-expert-if-you-had-to-prioritize-one-food-in-your-diet-it-should-be-this-one.html
like a homosexual? damn shit frick
looks 50? dont get?
its a lesbian milf
Being vegan transforms you into a israelite who detransitioned after ten years as an MtF?
nice ass
If you said he was 55-65 I'd have to admit he looks good but he looks like he's in his mid-40s. He just looks wetter than most 45-year-olds.
He looks like he’s in his 40s
Looks like a troony. Pass.
I didn't realize recreational blood transfusions from minors was considered vegan.
And don't forget slathering himself with baby foreskins. Those babies did not consent.
Pretty sure he's not a vegan.
Look how wrinkled he is.
That is common among vegans.
Isn't he that weird rich homosexual israelite that injects his own son blood to keep his youth? Literal blood rituals.
he looks like a 'meat-eater'
probably goes to bed sucking brats and swallowing gravy every night
I gotta get a big Schnitzel asap.
Looks like an old troony
Looks like a robot
Autism is takingbovet
it's true
fat is accelerating aging
everybody knows that
he looks his age, would probably look younger if he stopped being gay and ate a pound of beef a day
a pound of beef??? mate youre off your bloody rocker
I know right? He should eat at least 2lbs of beef a day.
mein Black folk, please
>pic very related
you just need to keep a proper diet while being vegetarian, also, about malnutrition, we have a overweight problem in the world, not the opposite, super easy to be healthy and fit while abstaining from eating animal products. finally, everyone here is just forgetting that the main reasons people are vegetarian are related to animal ethics, we are not obligate carnivores, and that's enough for the whole carnist ideology to lose all its argumentative strength. I've never hear a single cogent carnist argument, meanwhile vegetarianism is sound and cogent as frick
That is a serial killer 100%
Probably tortured animals when he was a kid
Just look at those eyes
>45 year old moron spends $2M a year to look like a 55 year old lesbian with jaundice
>oy vey buy my supplements goyim you can look just like me!
>if only you knew how bad things really are
He says he was suicidal for years, then came up with the opposite trying to live forever.
The dude was so nutritionally deprived even after taking literally 100 different supplements a day that he had to inject fat into his face because he was turning into a ghoul.
ghouls only eat meat
he looks like a 50yr old creep with makeup on
He spent 2M to look like a guy in his 40s.
Wow!
Your people abandoned a millennia long tradition of cuisine considered to this day the most balanced and healthiest in the world for greasy gyros and donor kebab. The frick do you know about nutrition?
I mean props to him for trying therapies and shit but kinda sucks that the blood thing doesn't do fricking shit, he looks like an okay healty 40/50 yo man but nothing crazy
That's how I would look with makeup too and I'm almost 60.
Gay?
What is your point? I'm in my mid-40's and eat meat every day for my whole life. I don't have wrinkles and I look better than him. Guy looks kind of gay and you can see fine wrinkles. If you are trying to impress me with him having "good" skin, it's not the veggies, it's the lack of sun. I have ZERO wrinkles cuz I avoid getting burnt, that's all you have to do to look young kiddos. Stay out of the sun (and don't smoke I guess).
>Stay out of the sun (and don't smoke I guess).
Nah, it is staying out of the sun I have amazing skin at 39 and smoke a pack a day for 10+yrs.
Take your vitamins and stay hydrated also.
He should really spend more money moving that hairline down. That's really what ages him.
You sound like a bigger homosexual than him.
This troony bathes in tretinoin daily and injects estrogen to keep his skin feminine and slow aging. He's an absolute freak with no budget going to extreme measures to stay young looking so he can pull twinks. He even injects his own son's blood, dude's a fricking psycho.
I simply can not understand how someone this young looks this old and constantly pushes the claim that they look really young. This guy looks like a 65 year old that's had A LOT of plastic surgery.
This guy legit looks almost 70...what the frick?
I'm starting to think this is a giant psyop and this guy is actually like 70, but he's had so much work done he's trying to "trick" the world to prove it worked (it didn't).
That's some uncanny valley shit. Dude looks like zuckerbot's prototype.
literally looks a 46 year old man wearing womens facial moisturizing anon..
looks like he'd break his wrist trying to open a bottle of onions
a bottle of onions??
söylent
I can't wait for him to die
like he was carried straight out of madame tussauds
What is the name of this phenomenon?
fluoride stare
moanwhileyouwipeyourassitis
Vegan? You mean billionaire?
I look that young and I'm a 57 yo meat eater. People always accuse me of being vegan.
this guy is a literal scumbag
and the only reason he hasn't had his life destroyed is because of the ridiculous worship of money and the rich in society.
If anyone else was actually a quasi-vampire, they would be fricking exiled from society. So keep worshipping your rulers and this bullshit money. He's a weirdo frick
So a limp-wristed homosexual?
Here's your (you) c**t, now kys
Watch his videos, he goes over his skin care routine; tl;dr it's not diet or skin creams, it's the gadgets using lasers and needles he has that reconditions skin, and his diet is really supplements, the veggies and fruit are filler.
Looks like shit. Lack of fat around eyes and in his lips, plus the shape of his nose and ears are dead giveaways of his actual age.
everyone is focused on his looks. but not on his biomarkers and organs lol. every single post itt is seethe.
It's so funny how he is a 45 year old that looks like a 45 year old pretending to be a 25 year old.