This is the perfect shape to get a girlfriend, anything beyond that is just to impress other men.
This is the perfect shape to get a girlfriend, anything beyond that is just to impress other men.
This is the perfect shape to get a girlfriend, anything beyond that is just to impress other men.
What’s the perfect shape to get a boyfriend then?
as a girl? Boobs and ass. As a guy? Suicide
being a biological woman is usually enough. rope and try again next life.
I think you underestimate how many western women are whales. Personally I'd tell them to take a look at east asian girls.
I think you underestimate how easily even whales are able to get bfs at any time, unlike trannies.
>be a man
>want to impress yourself
No. Bigger traps, bigger biceps, bigger forearms, nice quads. I don't even see his quads here but I already know he could have better quads. His triceps could use some improvement as well, but honestly they don't matter as much for getting a girl.
> perfect shape to get a girlfriend
> white
Just lol
We don't get big muscles to get a girlfriend, we do it because it's awesome.
In this scene, Emma Stone's character is too intimidated and overwhelmed by his physique and asks him to put a shirt back on for intercourse.
And he probably roided, lightfrauded and body makeupfrauded for even that
>overwhelmed by his physique and asks him to put a shirt back on for intercourse
typical woman cope to avoid looking like a bawd
>”are you kidding? you look… photoshopped!”
If you aren't impressive to REAL men. Then you're not going to get a girlfriend anyways. What do you think they'll do when they find out how quick you go down in the ring? Nothing but laughing. The only way to prevent it is to become a REAL man yourself.
Why haven't you taken the Paul Newman pill fit?
My dad had a letter from Paul Newman once because he told him to get off the property because he didn't know what Paul Newman looked like and he can't just trust someone when they say they're a big shot. His boss burnt the letter in a fire, which is complete bullshit.
The letter said something along the lines of "Thanks for letting me know my horses are in safe hands."
Hitler awarded my grandpa the Iron Cross for his meritorious actions on Jan 6
what horses? what the frick are you talking about? was your dad looking after Newman's horses or what
My dad looked after any horse on the property. Newman kept his horses there.
Looks like Jonah Hill if he wasn't a fat ass all his life.
Anyone else here weightlifting (started getting compliments from other guys at the gym) pretty much only to get a reasonably hot girlfriend/fwb like pic related?
>Inb4 lift for yourself
I partially agree with this, though I'd be lying if I said that I don't want a gf/fwb similar to this to go bowling with, walk at parks, shoot some pool and drink, argue with sometimes, sometimes cook together, have sex with, etc.
Having a beautiful gf/fwb who might even be a bit moody, clingy, crazy or even a little bit bi-polar is still better than being a single guy who has no one.
I started lifting because I was only attracting (and still do) fat chicks and compensate for my lack of social skills
It helped build a bit of my self esteem, looking good in the mirror makes your day and happy men attract pretty women
I agree that looking good in the mirror makes your day.
Though I wouldn't say I'm happy yet, because I'm as fit as I want to be yet:
I'm 16.5% bodyfat at the moment, though I need to be around 12% to 9% bodyfat to get nice abs.
You and I both know beautiful women like men with nice abs and or a lot of money/wealth.
I'm sure personality is relevant too, though if she doesn't think you look good then even a great personality still won't help you.
I'm in college, working part-time and hitting the gym:
So I'm working on my education, chasing/saving up money and need to get stronger.
I believe all of this will help me get a beautiful gf/fwb.
If not, then do you recommend learning how to become a bad boy?
Would you recommend getting at least one piercing and/or tattoo that bad boys tend to have too?
just meet plenty of women, women are weird in that you personally are a 4 to some hot chick and a 10 to another hot chick due to how genetical variance works, the only exception to this is if you're unusual looking (either extremely handsome with a model-tier face or extremely ugly with some deformity)
just meet beautiful women constantly and try to move things forward with them, after you have sex with them make them your gf it'll be easier due to the bonding that's happening
Anon, I hear you loud and clear:
Though where else can I meet a beautiful woman similar to this or like the other two I posted as examples?
All I do is pretty much:
>go to lectures
>sometimes play acoustic guitar solo in one of my college's music rooms
>go to the library
>go to work
>hit the gym
>do groceries then go back to my dorm
>stopped going to clubs, bars and festivals, I use to go with my bros or solo sometimes) because this isn't for me.
>I'm not allowed to have a pet due to my dorm's rules and my bros keep turning me down for bowling and shooting some pool like we use to:
They chose to hangout with their girlfriends instead...
Not having any luck on dating apps either:
I've managed to have solid conversations on Bumble speed-dating though I still don't get matches, no matches on Hinge either and I only get matched with bots on Tinder, etc....
So where can I meet reasonably hot women and eventually make one of them my girlfriend or fwb?
Do I need to have an Instagram?
Also, I asked this earlier in this thread, though I didn't get answers yet:
Would you advise me to learn how to become a bad boy?
Would you recommend getting at least one of the piercings and/or tattoos that bad boys tend to have too?
Just be kenough
You play an instrument, Anon.
Join or found a band. Doesn’t have to be big, a couple of like minded guys in the same place in life. Just jam together at first. Drink beer. Make up songs, have fun.
But - and this is the important part - once you guys are ready and functioning as a team - get gigs. Doesn’t matter how well they pay as long as you’re covering costs and the other guys are ok with it. It’s about exposure. Try to get good gigs in cool places. College bars for a start. Hip cool venues with lots of younger people.
As you progress in skill, experience, band cohesion and exposure, you will be in prime position to attract and land ladies of all stripes. While at the same time having fun, engaging in a meaningful hobby, making side money, socializing with bros, and getting out in public. The amount of personal improvement you’ll undergo will be massive. Chicks or not.
Godspeed.
Solid advice, thank you!
Damn it, I
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forgot to say that i mostly play acoustic guitar by myself after lectures because I'm like 8 to 9 years older than my classmates...
Maybe it'll seem weird for me to jam with them even though I see them often.
What do you think?
How do you expect wagies to constantly meet and hang out with beautiful women? Got trouble just meeting average women due to working in tech.
>do you recommend learning how to become a bad boy?
Just be wienery, it's what works for me most of the time. Give that vibe you have high self esteem, joke with her a bit without making her offended. I'm always laughing and saying dumb shit with my girl.
>Would you recommend getting at least one piercing and/or tattoo that bad boys tend to have too?
Do it only if you like the style. If you think they are ugly or if you don't feel comfortable with them, don't do it.
Sounds like my reasons, haven't made it yet though. Mostly just need to cut but find it difficult.
any man that isn't homosexual and honest will admit that women are part of the motivation for anything we ever do, from playing guitar to lifting weights to "building a nest" (high paying job, career, home, etc.), it's the literal drive of our species
the only exception to all of this i think would be gaming
I can settle for that as long as she has a great personality and is seriously into me
wow i look like that. hes literally me.
If what you're saying is true, then what's your weekly routine?
>5 days a week.
>body part splits.
>2 rest days.
>eat 300 to 500 kcal less every day.
>at least 30 minutes of cardio/cycling every day.
>keep cooking your own meals: mostly meat, eggs, veggies, fish and fruit.
>sleep 7 to 8 hours max every day
>???
Sorry anon things have kenchanged for the kenbest
Good, I'm nowhere close to this physique so I'll continue to lift and cut down on my calories.
I got a mire from an elderly dude who was a regular at the place I work, however I was off for a month and when I got back he asked me if I had been hitting the gym because I got way bigger. The man is like in his 60's and a dorky dyel looking fella but I honestly will never forget that compliment because I could tell it was genuine, he was actually impressed at the size I put on.
was a good feel
What a fricking shit body damn just looks skinny with some big breasts
Does NOT look good
>to get a girlfriend
kebabgirl.jpg
Thats me minus body hair
What does he look like standing up? I can see his love handles to the side
who's the autist that keeps on posting photoshopped ryan gosling body images? they used to be pretty shitty photoshops, now they arent so bad but still noticeable
And? Why wouldn't I want to impress my fellow men?
I’m not lifting for a b***h, I want to get so big that she tells me it makes her uncomfortable and she’s starting to not be attracted to me anymore and then get even bigger
I look like that, where's my girlfriend? I'm indian btw
He looks genuinely anorexic
girls are attracted to ur face especially eyes.
This is the perfect shape to get a girlfriend, anything beyond that is just to impress other men.