This is the worst fricking protein bar I've ever had

This is the worst fricking protein bar I've ever had

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Certified goyslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it’s non GMO. Also it’s kosher

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro shopping at dollar general
    >or Wal-Shart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it’s non GMO. Also it’s kosher

      Ayyy yo we did it reddit! Hollan

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every protein bar, energy bar, or protein "cookie" tastes like chalky dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quads… u r correct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (quads of falsehood, will never be as stable as trips)
      tasty protein bars: rxbar, iqbar, atlas
      tasty non-slop food bars: wisebar, balanced tiger, kize, raw generation
      it's the slop bars with seed oils that taste bad, and probably tasting bad is part of the point, to assure the health-conscious shopper that he's really not just eating the candy bar from the next aisle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chugging a gallon of milk a day is fine
      >draws the line at eating chalky protein bars

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this one is fugging delicious thoever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goyslop: el goblina edition

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Protein Blend (Onions Protein Cocoa Crisps [Onions Protein Isolate, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Tapioca Starch), Milk Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Cocoa Crisps [Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Concentrate, Tapioca Starch, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Calcium Carbonate, Sunflower Lecithin, Casein, Partially Hydrolyzed Whey Protein Isolate), Glycerine, Hydrolyzed Gelatin, Sokole Tapioca Fiber Syrup Fractionated Palm Kernel And Palm Oil, Milk Protein Concentrate, Invert Evaporated Cane Syrup, Erythritol, Brown Rice Syrup, High Oleic Sunflower Oil With Tocopherols Added To Protect Flavor, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Unsweetened Chocolate, Yogurt Powder (Whey Protein Concentrate, Nonfat Mik, Yogurt Cultures), Water, Fructooligosaccharides, Brown Rice Flour, Natural Flavor, Sugar, Inulin, Palm Oil, Salt, Onions Lecithin, Flaxseed, Sucralose, Sunflower Lecithin.
    Holy fricking goyslop! Oh my science!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All naturally occurring and or not genetically modified.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful. It's basically a home cooked meal, just like nanna used to bake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can smell you khakis from here, yes your coworkers smell it too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you OP
    I'm going to the store to buy one right now.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agree shit tastes like drywall dust

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside Black folk, the superior protein bar flavor is coming through

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are FRICKING good tbqh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y7wsW5u.png

      this one is fugging delicious thoever.

      https://i.imgur.com/1XAXs51.jpeg

      This is the worst fricking protein bar I've ever had

      Buy an ad

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried the pure protein lemon cake? It sounds disgusting but idk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have and yes they were disgusting unfortunately. These are the good ones imo

      https://i.imgur.com/Y7wsW5u.png

      this one is fugging delicious thoever.

      https://i.imgur.com/vphxF2A.png

      Step aside Black folk, the superior protein bar flavor is coming through

      . If you want a good lemon brotein bar, the Think! ones are good. Yes I'm pretty much an expert in these goyslop bars.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these super duper special protein foods are fake as frick just eat some you dumb homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *just eat some meat

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Naturally flavoured with other natural flavours.

    What the frick does this even mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means it's naturally flavored with natural flavors
      Seems pretty self explanatory to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why other though?

        It doesn't make any sense and it doesn't mean anything

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright you Black folk got me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feed yourself

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just eat eggs or something jfc

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pure Protein
    >4g sugar
    That doesn't check out

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good or nah? Taste was a meh, which places it above average for a protein bar.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best
    disagree = wrong

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those used to be the good ones but they started putting soi in them.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost 100lbs on these. And I'm about to do it again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not today

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love ~~*protein bars*~~ but inherently I know it’s only “health” branded goyslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just think of it as a replacement for slop like candy bars, cookies, donuts, etc. At least that's what it is for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        xis. anyone who buys this for the protein is insane

        just buy low fat camembert if you need some real protein to snack on the go

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assure you I was not eating donuts for the protein.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else here not like protein bars or granola bars. I feel so fricking incel social reject because everyone like protein & granola bars except me.
    All protein bars have a weird metallic/chemical taste to me and a bad texture and it feels like I'm not eating real food. Similar feeling with granola bars but they just suck and are pointless. I'd rather just eat actual food. Almost all protein bars have shit macros as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the chemical taste because I've been eating "health" food since I was 14

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these shits give you the WORST protein farts in the world. I stopped eating them because of how bad they fricked me up.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >protein bars
    yikes

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm gonna try out the Kirkland protein bars from Costco
    >20 pack for $22
    >each bar has 21g of protein
    That's a bit under 20g/$ which is pretty decent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Costco ones are decent. I don't eat them a ton, and I could do without the sweetener, but they are the ones I like the most.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last friday I went to the store and saw a vegan "protein" bar. It was 120g and had:
    > 400 kcal per 100g
    > 1g or protein / 100 kcal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ how horrifying

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