(quads of falsehood, will never be as stable as trips)
tasty protein bars: rxbar, iqbar, atlas
tasty non-slop food bars: wisebar, balanced tiger, kize, raw generation
it's the slop bars with seed oils that taste bad, and probably tasting bad is part of the point, to assure the health-conscious shopper that he's really not just eating the candy bar from the next aisle
Does anyone else here not like protein bars or granola bars. I feel so fricking incel social reject because everyone like protein & granola bars except me.
All protein bars have a weird metallic/chemical taste to me and a bad texture and it feels like I'm not eating real food. Similar feeling with granola bars but they just suck and are pointless. I'd rather just eat actual food. Almost all protein bars have shit macros as well.
I think I'm gonna try out the Kirkland protein bars from Costco >20 pack for $22 >each bar has 21g of protein
That's a bit under 20g/$ which is pretty decent
Certified goyslop
But it’s non GMO. Also it’s kosher
Bro shopping at dollar general
>or Wal-Shart
Ayyy yo we did it reddit! Hollan
Every protein bar, energy bar, or protein "cookie" tastes like chalky dogshit.
Ok homosexual
Quads… u r correct
(quads of falsehood, will never be as stable as trips)
tasty protein bars: rxbar, iqbar, atlas
tasty non-slop food bars: wisebar, balanced tiger, kize, raw generation
it's the slop bars with seed oils that taste bad, and probably tasting bad is part of the point, to assure the health-conscious shopper that he's really not just eating the candy bar from the next aisle
>chugging a gallon of milk a day is fine
>draws the line at eating chalky protein bars
this one is fugging delicious thoever.
goyslop: el goblina edition
>Protein Blend (Onions Protein Cocoa Crisps [Onions Protein Isolate, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Tapioca Starch), Milk Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Cocoa Crisps [Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Concentrate, Tapioca Starch, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Calcium Carbonate, Sunflower Lecithin, Casein, Partially Hydrolyzed Whey Protein Isolate), Glycerine, Hydrolyzed Gelatin, Sokole Tapioca Fiber Syrup Fractionated Palm Kernel And Palm Oil, Milk Protein Concentrate, Invert Evaporated Cane Syrup, Erythritol, Brown Rice Syrup, High Oleic Sunflower Oil With Tocopherols Added To Protect Flavor, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Unsweetened Chocolate, Yogurt Powder (Whey Protein Concentrate, Nonfat Mik, Yogurt Cultures), Water, Fructooligosaccharides, Brown Rice Flour, Natural Flavor, Sugar, Inulin, Palm Oil, Salt, Onions Lecithin, Flaxseed, Sucralose, Sunflower Lecithin.
Holy fricking goyslop! Oh my science!
All naturally occurring and or not genetically modified.
Beautiful. It's basically a home cooked meal, just like nanna used to bake
I can smell you khakis from here, yes your coworkers smell it too
Frick you OP
I'm going to the store to buy one right now.
Agree shit tastes like drywall dust
Step aside Black folk, the superior protein bar flavor is coming through
those are FRICKING good tbqh.
Buy an ad
Has anyone tried the pure protein lemon cake? It sounds disgusting but idk
I have and yes they were disgusting unfortunately. These are the good ones imo
. If you want a good lemon brotein bar, the Think! ones are good. Yes I'm pretty much an expert in these goyslop bars.
these super duper special protein foods are fake as frick just eat some you dumb homosexual
*just eat some meat
>Naturally flavoured with other natural flavours.
What the frick does this even mean?
It means it's naturally flavored with natural flavors
Seems pretty self explanatory to me
Why other though?
It doesn't make any sense and it doesn't mean anything
alright you Black folk got me
have a nice day
have a nice day
love yourself
Be yourself
Feed yourself
just eat eggs or something jfc
>Pure Protein
>4g sugar
That doesn't check out
Good or nah? Taste was a meh, which places it above average for a protein bar.
best
disagree = wrong
Those used to be the good ones but they started putting soi in them.
I lost 100lbs on these. And I'm about to do it again.
not today
I love ~~*protein bars*~~ but inherently I know it’s only “health” branded goyslop
Just think of it as a replacement for slop like candy bars, cookies, donuts, etc. At least that's what it is for me.
xis. anyone who buys this for the protein is insane
just buy low fat camembert if you need some real protein to snack on the go
I assure you I was not eating donuts for the protein.
Does anyone else here not like protein bars or granola bars. I feel so fricking incel social reject because everyone like protein & granola bars except me.
All protein bars have a weird metallic/chemical taste to me and a bad texture and it feels like I'm not eating real food. Similar feeling with granola bars but they just suck and are pointless. I'd rather just eat actual food. Almost all protein bars have shit macros as well.
I like the chemical taste because I've been eating "health" food since I was 14
these shits give you the WORST protein farts in the world. I stopped eating them because of how bad they fricked me up.
>protein bars
yikes
I think I'm gonna try out the Kirkland protein bars from Costco
>20 pack for $22
>each bar has 21g of protein
That's a bit under 20g/$ which is pretty decent
I think the Costco ones are decent. I don't eat them a ton, and I could do without the sweetener, but they are the ones I like the most.
last friday I went to the store and saw a vegan "protein" bar. It was 120g and had:
> 400 kcal per 100g
> 1g or protein / 100 kcal
Jesus Christ how horrifying