My dick gets noticeably bigger (both flaccid and hard) on blast due to increased RBC count. My balls do shrink to grapes if I'm not on hcg though and they go up into my pelvis during cowgirl which is very uncomfortable
I'll cop a van for IST
It's cold and I'm soft as can be
Extrapolate
I'm sick and losing weight despite trying to dirty bulk to regain weight.
Good luck anons, may Zyzz guide you.
The thing is the short guys don't actually have big penises most the time. An average penis just looks bigger on a shorter frame. There's a reason most male pornstars are 5'7ish
https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com
>tfw something like this happened to me while swimming with some friends
I instantly stopped caring about the height shitposting. Funny how that works.
I thank god everyday for giving me a big dick, and I thank myself everyday for getting fit, chicks lust after me when the see my muscles, they fall in love after we fuck
>Don't really speak to people because I don't think I know them well enough, and would just disturb them >Don't get to know them because I don't speak with them
I hate, HATE when you retards say shit like this because it doesn't fucking work like that.
Normal people do not just "go out and talk to people". The only people who do that are genuinely mentally ill, like people with diagnosed autism.
The expectation for normal people is that you keep to yourself and don't bother other people, if you just go out and talk to people, people will think you're fucking weird
Then who are you supposed to communicate with if you don't know anyone retard
I stopped wearing my headphones at the gym as much and told myself I would try my hardest to talk to the other regulars even though I find it scary at first. Now I know like 12 people at the gym and have more fun than ever. Stop being a couragelet and get outside your comfort zone. Or continue to be a fag ig I'm gonna keep getting having fun. Socializing is a whole part of the human experience and you aren't better for pretending it's something you aren't made for.
Don't be afraid to fail and don't give up!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Then who are you supposed to communicate with if you don't know anyone retard
Make friends in places where it is appropriate to do so, such as school, work, or other social settings
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>go to a dive bar >order a drink >say hello how was your day to someone >talk
wooooow so hard
Yeah this is what I meant. I meant they are going to start off as strangers so the anon I was replying to wont get anywhere if he won't go talk to strangers. I don't even drink and went to a bar that serves food to meet people and it was fun as fuck
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>go to a dive bar >order a drink >say hello how was your day to someone >talk
wooooow so hard
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>go to a dive bar >order a drink >say hello to someone >get peppersprayed and tazed
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Now do it with autism
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cope
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no I really have real actual autism! I’m not just a pussy ass bitch! For real!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What do you even say and why would they want to be friends with a dyel
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's not like I plan out what I'm gonna say and I guess it probably helps that I'm not a DYEL. I just strike up conversation when it feels natural. It literally will never feel natural though if you just keep headphones on the whole time. Also Ive met a few people just asking for spots on bench.
It's extremly hard, often counterproductive as rejection leads to even more feelings of inadequacy, shame and loneliness. We are past the age where we can make social mistakes without it marking us as "weird" "creep" or "autist"
Just because your mother prefers my massive schlong up her unwashed stinker while she squeaks like a retarded little piggy, doesn't mean other women can't make do with different thing.
Just hop on grindr if you ever want a good blowjob. I'm serious. If you're part donkey like you claim you are, you will literally have blowjob experts begging to choke on your cock.
https://i.imgur.com/9Znxz0L.jpg
I'm just like this but my dick is huge and I cum in 1 minute.
Just above 7 inches and in great natty shape (about 80-85% of my natty potential, I would say)
Ironically my dick is kind of ""wasted"" on me, since I never have and never intend on having 'casual' sex with anyone.
Exactly. With a big dick you can literally do whatever you want and it works. When you're small you have to jestermaxx >gyrating >eating pussy >fingering >bdsm >roleplay >anal
All of it is jestermaxxing dicklet cope
size isn't everything (and I have a large dick).
my first times having sex it took ages, she didn't get off, and it was almost more chore than fun.
the better I got at sex, same equipment mind you, the better it got for everyone involved. my last time having sex (LDR gf, last night before we had to leave hotel in the morning) I made her cum 10 palpable times before I let myself finish. (I genuinely think I went overboard and just making her cum 5 times would have been better for her, but I got to 6 times and couldn't mentally stomach ending on a "bad" number, 5 being the last acceptable one prior)
Muh dick and muh money are the biggest copes. Women are lookism monsters. A Manlet with a big dick conveys negative status, a chad tells the world she has the best man in the room
>I hate IST men so much because I bet they just want to use their rippling toned bodies for dirty sweaty gay buttsex, I am so convinced that I drew a 13 panel comic about it
hmm
hmmmmmmmm
Being a dicklet really sucks.
It's something that will always haunt me.
Why the fuck we have no way to increase it yet?
Life begins at 7 inches (or 5'5 inches girth)
I really can't do anything anymore with my life.
I always think: what'a the point? No women will ever like me anyway.
You see an ad about Pamela Anderson show and you're reminded of Tommy Lee huge penis.
Living like this sucks.
>thundersplace is your friend
... if you want to ruin your dick for good
there should be a surgery for it.
I don't need to increase the size of my biceps, I need to increase the size of my dick.
PE works but it's a really slow, dangerous and arduous process. Also you're not adding 2inches to your dick unless you stay motivated for a decade, almost noone with such outlandish gains has ever posted believable pictures. There's also a big chance that you get an ugly dick. Penoscrotal webbing ( turckey neck) and base tenting due to skin migration from stretching/hanging, a lot of discoloration due to pumping too. My dick is bigger, but I'm not sure it was worth it in the end
nah legit 7" is 95-99th percentile, perhaps even higher due to volunteer bias. 5'5'" girth is even rarer I think. that's dick bigger than many porn stars. it's just that men fraud so much and girls are shit at judging size, so it gets inflated and 8" starts too seem common, while it's an extreme outlier. it's the same thing with height
https://i.imgur.com/WlJL0E1.jpg
Fitfags btfo
some truth to this to be fair. a genuinely big dick will be more impressive than a good body, because it's so rare
>nah legit 7" is 95-99th percentile, perhaps even higher due to volunteer bias. 5'5'" girth is even rarer I think
but you see, all women will have sex with a guy like this in the course of their lives.
and they won't forget them.
that's why they will feel nothing if they have sex with me.
>all women will have sex with a guy like this in the course of their lives.
if 7" is 95th percentile that means a woman would have to fuck 20 guys to find a 7 incher. you are delusional
the biggest metastudy concerning dick size concluded that 5.1" was the average and that 7" was actually 99th percentile. Irl 6"+ with decent girth is pretty big. Like 85th percentile
ah yes the study that was like 90% based on poo in the loo indians with erectile dysfunction and shit LMAO
the real average penis is 6 inches, it's been common knowledge since forever because that is the truth, even calcsd.info reports the western average to be just below 6 inches and I believe it's actually higher than that because no way the people being measured for these stats are at 100% erection, meanwhile everyone trying to find out their real size at home definitely ensures to get it as hard as possible in a comfortable setting to make themselves feel better
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes, common knowledge (source: male enhancer ads in the back of car magazines)
not all women ngl, most will have like 10 bodies in a lifetime. which is still plenty, but the idea that most women are 30 bodies deep before college is deluded too
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
my number is 17, and I would guess the average between all of them would be 7-10, with nome notable outliers both high and low
I know I've made it because multiple women have told me they still think about the times we've fucked.
Some of these women I hadn't fucked since college, a span from like 2-8 years ago.
Some of these women are married and shit, living good lives, yet they still feel the need to look up my socials and message me, wanting to "catch up"
This usually involves a text conversation that eventually ends up with them bringing up the fact that we fucked, and if she's still in the same city she'll ask to meet up for a drink.
Why are women like this? This situation has happened 3 times now, do women get nostalgic for dick like how I get nostalgic for pussy?
checked, I'm far from a playboy and I haven't had sex in ages but I'm 7'5 and some women have told me I've ruined their sex life (and have tried to have sex with me again).
BBCposters and blackpillers need to rope.
Can you guys please stop this, I have some insecurities about my penis size and this thread triggers my self harm impulses, please do not post things like this.
point of no return
it's much harder to get a girl in bed than losing a girl while in bed
so better to be buff than have a big penis
of course if you have both it's better
If you're really packing girls can see it through your pants. They're very adapt at that. And your reputation does the leg work too. A guy in my class is known to have a huge dick and girls actually try to hook up with him. He's not bad looking, pretty average and gangly, but he's packing. You can see it when he walks. It's a real blackpill. Meanwhile I'm better looking but only have 5.5" and get much less action
That shit is swanging all over the place, it's a bit awkward to look at. Perhaps he has huge balls as well, I'm not sure, but it's 100% very noticeable
The normie myth that steroids cause your dick to shrink is hilarious. They can cause your balls to shrink, but your dick can actually appear larger depending on the circumstances as many anabolics make your sex drive go crazy as a guy so you can end up having the most extreme erections in your life
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex
Wait, that's a bad example...
I'm not much girthier than you and am 21cm bone pressed on a good day.
Either I'm a "pencil dick" or you're large for your length. >is that good or bad?
Above average for sure, don't sweat it.
I genuinly believe my dick was somehow deformed, either already at birth or something else happened to it. Flaccid it looks like it belongs on a 10 year old boy. Erect it can actually get to 5.5 inches in length at its maximum but it's a total pencil with like barely above 4 inches girth.
I had my hormone levels tested now in my mid 20s and they are perfectly normal, so I don't really get it. However it's possible they were very low during my puberty due to being skinnyfat and sedentary.
I also had a terrible cases of phimosis and during my childhood had surgery for it (not full circumsision but some smaller incision that was supposed to loosen it) and it didn't work at all. Who knows if they didn't fuck up my dick then somehow, though I doubt that because it's not like it got mutilated or something.
I’ve eaten some stank pussy in my time. My favorite move is to kiss them immediately after so they can suffer with me. Don’t even have to say a single word to crush their confidence.
Testosterone actually increases your penis lenght,
by how much
1-3 inches
confirmed, experts trust.
sunlight is also good
True BUT it does also shrink your balls
Bout an inch could be more with jelq
And sunlight/vitamin d, apparently.
No it doesn't. I have a huge dick but I'm short and skinny, have a hard time putting on weight.
I'm not a giant roided up bodybuilder, but I am tall, wide shoulder framed, have good muscle development, and a big ol dick
My dick gets noticeably bigger (both flaccid and hard) on blast due to increased RBC count. My balls do shrink to grapes if I'm not on hcg though and they go up into my pelvis during cowgirl which is very uncomfortable
Jesus Christ
I'm reverse.
6'
153.2 lb
8"x6"
Idk post tiny body and softy but baneroonie.
I'll cop a van for IST
It's cold and I'm soft as can be
Extrapolate
I'm sick and losing weight despite trying to dirty bulk to regain weight.
Good luck anons, may Zyzz guide you.
lmaoooo curl bro
What if I told you I don't curl at all?
Fitfags btfo
Franco-Belgian comics are a treasure
BBC hasn’t been invented yet
Manlet cope
dicklet cope
If the author coped a little harder he might just implode kek
post the original
I know what you talking about, and I'm kicking myself for not having it saved.
>an ugly short guy with a big penis winning
If only garden gnome knew how bad things really are.
The thing is the short guys don't actually have big penises most the time. An average penis just looks bigger on a shorter frame. There's a reason most male pornstars are 5'7ish
https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com
I always thought the big dude walks off with the smaller dude. This is the original? How disappointing.
These are good. Never seen these before and hadn’t heard of the artist. I haven’t been on /co/ in ages. Thanks Anon
>tfw something like this happened to me while swimming with some friends
I instantly stopped caring about the height shitposting. Funny how that works.
>Caring about women
Shiggity Diggity my brotha
>7/10 face
>6'2
>otter mode+ fizeek
>7 inch dick
>autism
almost won the genetic lottery
Same but 4/10 face and no autism, can't win them all
same but 5'10, although I've kept the 'tism in check recently
Autism is a fucking superpower unless you are insanely low-functioning you stupid fag.
I thank the lord every day for being a high-functioning autist.
I do agree but when it comes to relationships and friendships I am at an extreme disadvantage to the point where not even being a 'chad' can save me
The amount of seethe this brings out in fitizens. Size matters
me showing the girl just how tiny my cock is (girls love tiny cocks, they think they're cute)
I'm fat and have a 7.4" cock if I measure from the pelvic bone it's 8.5" I have a lot of fat at the base of my peepee what do?
stop being fat
but I'm not loosing weight at the penis base it gets lost like generally around the body
how can I focus on the fat there?
Life begins at 12%
And strength begins at 20
Dick pushups.
>I'm fat and have a 7.4" cock if I measure from the pelvic bone it's 8.5"
bullshit
someone has to have a dick that big, might as well be that anon
I thank god everyday for giving me a big dick, and I thank myself everyday for getting fit, chicks lust after me when the see my muscles, they fall in love after we fuck
i'm 7.5x6
but several women have said i'm 8
>work out regularly, pretty fit
>okay dick
>never meet people and never had a girlfriend because socially retarded
why bros
Are you me? W-want to fuck, nohomo..?
>Don't really speak to people because I don't think I know them well enough, and would just disturb them
>Don't get to know them because I don't speak with them
literally just go out and talk to people how is that hard
I hate, HATE when you retards say shit like this because it doesn't fucking work like that.
Normal people do not just "go out and talk to people". The only people who do that are genuinely mentally ill, like people with diagnosed autism.
The expectation for normal people is that you keep to yourself and don't bother other people, if you just go out and talk to people, people will think you're fucking weird
communication is a skill
being a pussy (you) is a mental state
>communication is a skill
yeah, and it doesn't involve bothering strangers
Then who are you supposed to communicate with if you don't know anyone retard
I stopped wearing my headphones at the gym as much and told myself I would try my hardest to talk to the other regulars even though I find it scary at first. Now I know like 12 people at the gym and have more fun than ever. Stop being a couragelet and get outside your comfort zone. Or continue to be a fag ig I'm gonna keep getting having fun. Socializing is a whole part of the human experience and you aren't better for pretending it's something you aren't made for.
Don't be afraid to fail and don't give up!
>Then who are you supposed to communicate with if you don't know anyone retard
Make friends in places where it is appropriate to do so, such as school, work, or other social settings
Yeah this is what I meant. I meant they are going to start off as strangers so the anon I was replying to wont get anywhere if he won't go talk to strangers. I don't even drink and went to a bar that serves food to meet people and it was fun as fuck
>go to a dive bar
>order a drink
>say hello how was your day to someone
>talk
wooooow so hard
>go to a dive bar
>order a drink
>say hello to someone
>get peppersprayed and tazed
Now do it with autism
Cope
>no I really have real actual autism! I’m not just a pussy ass bitch! For real!
What do you even say and why would they want to be friends with a dyel
It's not like I plan out what I'm gonna say and I guess it probably helps that I'm not a DYEL. I just strike up conversation when it feels natural. It literally will never feel natural though if you just keep headphones on the whole time. Also Ive met a few people just asking for spots on bench.
I live in a suburb where everyone is either 40+ or literal children.
So, you will have plenty of miles and funny. Whats the problem?
Milf, dicky
It's extremly hard, often counterproductive as rejection leads to even more feelings of inadequacy, shame and loneliness. We are past the age where we can make social mistakes without it marking us as "weird" "creep" or "autist"
Dick size literally doesn't matter. Women happily jack off with their small fingers and enjoy it.
Just because your mother prefers my massive schlong up her unwashed stinker while she squeaks like a retarded little piggy, doesn't mean other women can't make do with different thing.
kek no amount of name calling will help your cope bro
Where the FUCK did you find rooie oortjes in English. Very comfy fap material
>tfw literal soda can girth
>tfw no girl will EVER deepthroat me
sucks, chick I've been seeing recently had me over, she was on her period but still throated me something fierce, she may be a keeper
now try having a pencil dick
Just hop on grindr if you ever want a good blowjob. I'm serious. If you're part donkey like you claim you are, you will literally have blowjob experts begging to choke on your cock.
Just get a sex toy you can fuck and practice.
I'm just like this but my dick is huge and I cum in 1 minute.
drink lots of water and hold your piss in, only for about an hour or two and really focus on the muscles you're using to hold it, thank me later bro
Who's the artist? I've been seeing this stuff on here and /co/
Rooie Oortjes is the comic called.
Dany
Hes great
no i'm about 25% bodyfat and have a large penis
I've got a pretty decent seven incher, but compared to my thighs and frame it looks very small.
Just above 7 inches and in great natty shape (about 80-85% of my natty potential, I would say)
Ironically my dick is kind of ""wasted"" on me, since I never have and never intend on having 'casual' sex with anyone.
a key that doesn't open any locks is just as worthless as a lock that opens for any key
I just want a single lock, to open for the rest of my life.
good luck anon
>never intend on having 'casual' sex with anyone.
That's fine. Make your future wife happy.
>since I never have and never intend on having 'casual' sex with anyone.
absolutely based. you're doing the right thing
>ur dick is small
>u get no bitches
>ur gay
Why are these 3 the go to insults whenever a foid wants to bring a bro down?
All you have to do is smile and walk away without speaking a word. Nothing angers them more than being ignored.
Dick size don't really matter as long as you can move/ grind your hips. It's about giving them something to look at while you do it is key.
This. Gyrating my hips gently while being balls deep during missionary drove my ex fucking wild.
dicklet cope
Hungtard cope
Exactly. With a big dick you can literally do whatever you want and it works. When you're small you have to jestermaxx
>gyrating
>eating pussy
>fingering
>bdsm
>roleplay
>anal
All of it is jestermaxxing dicklet cope
based, women seeing my hard dick is usually enough foreplay for them kek
Are you sure the 45 minutes of haggling with them before hand doesn’t help?
yeah dinner usually goes pretty well
KEK
size isn't everything (and I have a large dick).
my first times having sex it took ages, she didn't get off, and it was almost more chore than fun.
the better I got at sex, same equipment mind you, the better it got for everyone involved. my last time having sex (LDR gf, last night before we had to leave hotel in the morning) I made her cum 10 palpable times before I let myself finish. (I genuinely think I went overboard and just making her cum 5 times would have been better for her, but I got to 6 times and couldn't mentally stomach ending on a "bad" number, 5 being the last acceptable one prior)
You're a virgin.
>jestermaxx
kinda true, though you have to be careful. I sometimes hurt my girlfriend because my dick is too long and it sometimes pokes her painfully.
that's because you're hitting her uterus you dummy
>Anal
>With a huge dick
Who's gonna tell him.
>t. Slept with a dicklet
In real life, women make themselves cum. If you get her hot with your body or with your huge cock it doesn’t matter it’s in her head
Muh dick and muh money are the biggest copes. Women are lookism monsters. A Manlet with a big dick conveys negative status, a chad tells the world she has the best man in the room
idk anon your post is a pretty big cope too
Maybe. I’m pretty short flaccid and comfortably above average hard. My gut at 44” is the bigger problem. Working back to <36”, ideally 32”
>tfw cock is too big for anal
Welcome to IST!
I do it for Billy
>I hate IST men so much because I bet they just want to use their rippling toned bodies for dirty sweaty gay buttsex, I am so convinced that I drew a 13 panel comic about it
hmm
hmmmmmmmm
Disregard thots, acquire bros
bazed
Being a dicklet really sucks.
It's something that will always haunt me.
Why the fuck we have no way to increase it yet?
Life begins at 7 inches (or 5'5 inches girth)
I really can't do anything anymore with my life.
I always think: what'a the point? No women will ever like me anyway.
You see an ad about Pamela Anderson show and you're reminded of Tommy Lee huge penis.
Living like this sucks.
>Why the fuck we have no way to increase it yet?
except we have, there's an infinite amount of resources on penis enlargement around the internet
thundersplace is your friend
>thundersplace is your friend
... if you want to ruin your dick for good
there should be a surgery for it.
I don't need to increase the size of my biceps, I need to increase the size of my dick.
>... if you want to ruin your dick for good
ngmi
PE works but it's a really slow, dangerous and arduous process. Also you're not adding 2inches to your dick unless you stay motivated for a decade, almost noone with such outlandish gains has ever posted believable pictures. There's also a big chance that you get an ugly dick. Penoscrotal webbing ( turckey neck) and base tenting due to skin migration from stretching/hanging, a lot of discoloration due to pumping too. My dick is bigger, but I'm not sure it was worth it in the end
nah legit 7" is 95-99th percentile, perhaps even higher due to volunteer bias. 5'5'" girth is even rarer I think. that's dick bigger than many porn stars. it's just that men fraud so much and girls are shit at judging size, so it gets inflated and 8" starts too seem common, while it's an extreme outlier. it's the same thing with height
some truth to this to be fair. a genuinely big dick will be more impressive than a good body, because it's so rare
>nah legit 7" is 95-99th percentile, perhaps even higher due to volunteer bias. 5'5'" girth is even rarer I think
but you see, all women will have sex with a guy like this in the course of their lives.
and they won't forget them.
that's why they will feel nothing if they have sex with me.
>all women will have sex with a guy like this in the course of their lives.
if 7" is 95th percentile that means a woman would have to fuck 20 guys to find a 7 incher. you are delusional
the biggest metastudy concerning dick size concluded that 5.1" was the average and that 7" was actually 99th percentile. Irl 6"+ with decent girth is pretty big. Like 85th percentile
That metastudy included curries and chinks, but 7" is still big as the western average is around 5.7" https://calcsd.info/
ah yes the study that was like 90% based on poo in the loo indians with erectile dysfunction and shit LMAO
the real average penis is 6 inches, it's been common knowledge since forever because that is the truth, even calcsd.info reports the western average to be just below 6 inches and I believe it's actually higher than that because no way the people being measured for these stats are at 100% erection, meanwhile everyone trying to find out their real size at home definitely ensures to get it as hard as possible in a comfortable setting to make themselves feel better
yes, common knowledge (source: male enhancer ads in the back of car magazines)
>if 7" is 95th percentile that means a woman would have to fuck 20 guys to find a 7 incher
women already had sex with over 20 men when they're 16.
not all women ngl, most will have like 10 bodies in a lifetime. which is still plenty, but the idea that most women are 30 bodies deep before college is deluded too
my number is 17, and I would guess the average between all of them would be 7-10, with nome notable outliers both high and low
I know I've made it because multiple women have told me they still think about the times we've fucked.
Some of these women I hadn't fucked since college, a span from like 2-8 years ago.
Some of these women are married and shit, living good lives, yet they still feel the need to look up my socials and message me, wanting to "catch up"
This usually involves a text conversation that eventually ends up with them bringing up the fact that we fucked, and if she's still in the same city she'll ask to meet up for a drink.
Why are women like this? This situation has happened 3 times now, do women get nostalgic for dick like how I get nostalgic for pussy?
checked, I'm far from a playboy and I haven't had sex in ages but I'm 7'5 and some women have told me I've ruined their sex life (and have tried to have sex with me again).
BBCposters and blackpillers need to rope.
Yes
You can only fuck with the dick you have, anon.
Don't look for permission to have a fun time my guy
Go live your life
>over 5 feet of girth
Dude what the fuck are you talking about
no im fat with a average cock
Can you guys please stop this, I have some insecurities about my penis size and this thread triggers my self harm impulses, please do not post things like this.
Holy shit literally me! Pic unrelated.
Nope
>7.1” L 5.75” G
point of no return
it's much harder to get a girl in bed than losing a girl while in bed
so better to be buff than have a big penis
of course if you have both it's better
If you're really packing girls can see it through your pants. They're very adapt at that. And your reputation does the leg work too. A guy in my class is known to have a huge dick and girls actually try to hook up with him. He's not bad looking, pretty average and gangly, but he's packing. You can see it when he walks. It's a real blackpill. Meanwhile I'm better looking but only have 5.5" and get much less action
My dick is fucking 5.5 inches flaccid and that doesnt look like anything more than a standard bulge in pants.
Maybe if you're wearing loose as fuck joggers itll look big, but otherwise I doubt it.
That shit is swanging all over the place, it's a bit awkward to look at. Perhaps he has huge balls as well, I'm not sure, but it's 100% very noticeable
I have a small dick and barely any muscle
The normie myth that steroids cause your dick to shrink is hilarious. They can cause your balls to shrink, but your dick can actually appear larger depending on the circumstances as many anabolics make your sex drive go crazy as a guy so you can end up having the most extreme erections in your life
I’m fat and have a big dick but it takes me so long to cum. How do I speed things up? I get winded fast.
I have a 7 inch penis, I'm 6ft tall and I've never had sex.
I have a 4 inch dick, I'm 5'9 manlet and I'm having sex everytime I'm seeing my gf
He honestly looks like a cool guy I'll Gove him that, mirin bod and chin
no i dont have muscles
99% of IST is like you dont wrry
I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex
Wait, that's a bad example...
my dick is like 16.5cm in legth (bone pressed) and 14.5cm around, is that good or bad?
t. virgin
I'm not much girthier than you and am 21cm bone pressed on a good day.
Either I'm a "pencil dick" or you're large for your length.
>is that good or bad?
Above average for sure, don't sweat it.
sweet, thanks. Mirin' length
But she's naked and waiting for it... so owned I guess?
>This isn't you, right
It is, explosive strength ftw, roasties btfo
Yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>Baba O'Reilly starts playing
I genuinly believe my dick was somehow deformed, either already at birth or something else happened to it. Flaccid it looks like it belongs on a 10 year old boy. Erect it can actually get to 5.5 inches in length at its maximum but it's a total pencil with like barely above 4 inches girth.
I had my hormone levels tested now in my mid 20s and they are perfectly normal, so I don't really get it. However it's possible they were very low during my puberty due to being skinnyfat and sedentary.
I also had a terrible cases of phimosis and during my childhood had surgery for it (not full circumsision but some smaller incision that was supposed to loosen it) and it didn't work at all. Who knows if they didn't fuck up my dick then somehow, though I doubt that because it's not like it got mutilated or something.
I hate this shit so much man.
Literally me, except I'm tall and have a big dick.
It's a myriad of other insecurities that I'm compensating for.
Strike back, brothers
I’ve eaten some stank pussy in my time. My favorite move is to kiss them immediately after so they can suffer with me. Don’t even have to say a single word to crush their confidence.