This is your reminder to NOT DO STEROIDS!
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This man is 23 years old.
This is your reminder to NOT DO STEROIDS!
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Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese
When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise
The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.
Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for milk
And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise
Meds
Tom cruise did all that cause he feared aging. Man eats zero sugar , only grills food, and only the cleanest shit known to man and skips all booze and bullshit.
Age like wine? Fine - but you gotta put in real dedication to pull off a cruise-formation.
live hard, die fast and leave behind a big coffin. that's all that matters in life anyway
>yeah bro I want to live hard, frick living into old age, big coffin is all that matters!
>gets severe health complications from steroids
>muscle mass melts away in the hospital
>die, get put in small coffin anyway lmao
Meanwhile
>live and train natty
>be big and stay big into your twilight years
>have many children and grandchildren, a legacy of your own
>randomly die in your sleep in your 90s, get put in a big coffin
>side lateral dumbbell curl raise
What even is the point? Did the author base that on a true story about loss or is it just a strawman against steroids?
Strawman against steroids? It happens all the time. The stereotype exists because users have built a reputation of organ failure.
>It's real in my head
Cool. Gotcha.
Daniel Duchaine (1952 – January 12, 2000) was an American bodybuilder. Nicknamed the steroid guru, Duchaine gained worldwide notoriety due to his outspoken opinions on the use of performance-enhancing drugs
Are they homosexuals? Did the bottom get HIV?
i will probably end up taking roids at some point. im enjoying my natty gains for now. i know how to deal with dht
This guy is really strong, especially for his age.
That tends to happen if you have a bathtub of roids running in your veins
99% of men would not achieve his strength levels even with roids.
With enough time training and enough roids most would.
Stop memeing how you need to push yourself hard on roids to get results.
>With enough time training and enough roids most would.
>800lb squat
>600lb bench
>850ish deadlift
nope
beginner numbers after 3 weeks on 200mg test
Kek. Sad thing is I'm pretty sure some people think stuff similar to this.
so? He'll still be dead and forgotten and I'll be enjoying life with my wife, kids and grandkids
>muh WIFE!
>Muh KIDS!!
>muh GRANDKIDS!! (LMAOed @ this)
Beta af. Also top kek.
keep coping, incel
Ironic because the biggest incels are the ones constantly placing mundane family life up on a pedestal. Pure desperation and fantasy.
>mundane family life
Lmao have you tried living without family you fricking israeli basement-dwelling wienersucker? Most of you couldn't survive 24 hours without your family supporting your, there is literally nothing important out there outside of family and God.
>and..muh GOD!!!
Thanks for the laughs, LARPing homie
It's low T behaviour.
His strength level isn't that astronomical with using anabolic steroids.
If you're above 6' and willing to put on some extra unattractive fat the 800 squat isn't that hard to achieve anymore granted you're willing to blast anything. The 600lb bench can be tougher though.
>His strength level isn't that astronomical with using anabolic steroids.
545 bench
835 dead
675 x 4 squat
That's really high even among roid users. Granted he probably shouldn't be doing blasting tren or other things bad for your health, since he's far away from being a world record holder, but let's not pretend he's not impressive
Now that I'm in my mid 20s I get this feeling that whenever someone younger than me is way ahead of me in life I get kind of sad.
Can any oldgays tell me how to cope?
You are so young. Once you get a few more years on you and you are comfortable you’ll see life differently than one big competition.
Thnx broze
That's the neat part. You don't.
You live (and enjoy) your life and what other people are doing doesn't matter. So stop caring.
>So stop caring
Sound like a cope, you should push as hard as you can instead
And this is where you fail to understand the life lesson. You can’t control everything. Just influence your surroundings with choices.
some people have better genetics and/or roid. Welcome to life homosexual
Mid 20s is still young. Life isn't about putting up big paycheck numbers, big capital numbers or just lifting weights or w/e hobby you're interested in. Sure it's an aspect but beyond getting your stuff in order it's not much needed. Getting an above average education, above average paying job and an above average physique are all well achievable if you don't have terrible illnesses with enough consistency. Beyond just being above average it's really hard to get more out of something and it becomes exponentially more difficult to be the absolute best.
mental illness.
he looks around 50, jesus christ
Yeah where's the issue, he looks like a Giga Chad?
This is your reminder to NOT DO STEROIDS!
End up looking like pic-related in your fifties.
>I don’t want to look better than 99.9% of 50 year olds at 50
That's not natty?
most of the stupid broccoli headed mullato zoomers Black folk are too stupid to realize you can blast 250-300 test only indefinitely and still surpass all nattys in terms of strength and aesthetics WHILE staying healthy and living to old age. They really think steroids = TRENBOLONE LIVER DMG DEAD AT 40! stay weak. fricking hate this board.