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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are inoculating yourself with high concentrations of yeast and bacteria colonies that will eventually overtake your body lest you keep it in control with Baking Soda Borax water. If not done, the probiotics will eventually start to help the fungus/mucus/biofilm in your body, and start to harm you. It is a fine line. Do not fail.

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borax is used for soaps man, pretty sure you're not meant to ingest it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're talking to the guy whose borax "supplement" is literally labeled "for household use" ie not even intended for human use by the manufacturer lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're ruining it for the schizos with your labels and whatnot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo-tier blabber
      >/x/-tier channel with no views or subs
      Go back to yout containment board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing bad. It's got a lot of sat fat in it though, so don't overdo it.

      Based schizoposting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          neat, so don't combo molesterol with satfats, or god forbid troony ones

          https://i.imgur.com/c8Z1PnC.jpg

          to make it you feed the kefir grains sugar and let it sit. there is also water kefir but I forget how it works. I wanted to keep drinking it too awhile back but it was noticeably increasing my bf %. maybe you can make it work for you.

          nice pic, saved

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    has a ton of sugar

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? 100ml breaks down like 3g fat, 3g carbs, 3g protein, for the one i get

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you drinking 100ml of milk?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah i have it with some müsli in the morning, so like 300-400ml

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then what is your point

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              12g of sugar aren't a shitton my any means. It's around the recommended daily dose for the average adult so even ingesting 20-30g should be no problem if you lift

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the question

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        to make it you feed the kefir grains sugar and let it sit. there is also water kefir but I forget how it works. I wanted to keep drinking it too awhile back but it was noticeably increasing my bf %. maybe you can make it work for you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much like plain yogurt, plain kefir has less sugar than the milk it's made from. So this is a moronic argument.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought this today its meh, whatever maybe it improves my gut bacteria which i dont think was bad anyway

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad cystic acne, weight gain faster than whole milk, super farts from all the extra bacteria.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad cystic acne
      Literally the exact opposite is true. Kefir is the only cow dairy linked to reduced acne. It's why I drink it every single day. It's whey and skim milk which are linked to increased acne.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your anecdotal evidence.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not anecdotal. It's what studies have found.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's alright, that anon doesn't understand what anecdotal means
            >it's why I drink it every single day
            suggesting that because of its proven effects is why you drink it, unlike the other anon read it as, "I'm feeling the benefits so it works"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american's first fermented food

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that’s gogurt, the yogurt you squeeze and slurp, grab and glurp.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It causes type one diabetes in young children

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the day that nutrition hipsters discover Brottrunk

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be white

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is kefir?
    I've avoided it so far because it sounds muslim

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s soured milk from the caucasus region
      Like georgia, armenia, dagestan and stuff

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough, what does it do differently compared to raw milk, full fat pasturized milk? and yoghurts?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it has more variety and quantity of bacteriafrens compared to other fermented sippers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            more than probiotic yoghurt drinks then?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I need to know this too as kefir is double the price here

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not sure what a probiotic yogurt drink is tbh because that literally sounds like what kefir is. but kefir is generally considered top tier

              I need to know this too as kefir is double the price here

              get grains and make your own, then kefir just becomes the price of milk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                probiotic is yoghurts and yoghurt drinks with living bacteria in them, don't know if it's just a UK term then if you haven't heard of it
                I'll have to actually check out some of the kefir when I finish work tomorrow

                also how do you make your own kefir?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ohh okay, yeah i don't know enough about the yogurt making process to say if it's same or not, it might different somehow. but with kefir you buy the grains from somewhere online and put them in a jar with several cups of milk. leave it out on the counter overnight and it will thicken and eventually separate the whey from curds. you want to terminate the fermentation right as this separation begins, you'll see little pockets of whey at the bottom of the jar. if they separate completely then it's overfermented, which isn't a problem (just blend it up) but it won't be as creamy. but anyways, once it's done just pour it through a fine-mesh strainer over a large bowl. take a silicone spatula and swish the kefir back and forth in the strainer until it all goes through (the bottom of the strainer will also have some stuck to it, so scrape that off too at the end). the grains will be left in the strainer and you can put them back in the original jar and top with milk again for the next batch. the bowl will now have the kefir which you can stir up a bit and drink, or you can put it in a second day for another round of fermentation. this is called ripening the kefir and just makes it a bit more sour and probiotic. usually a second ferment happens much quicker, just a couple hours. pretty easy overall, takes like 10 mins maybe. lastly your kefir grains will grow in size as time goes on, so you can eventually split your grains and have multiple batches going at once or freeze some in a small amount of milk in case you ever mess up and kill them (difficult to do tbh)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or you can put it in a second day
                put it in a separate jar for a second day*

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not reading that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry. just add grains to milk and wait

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no catch, it's 3% fat, dairy fat tastes good, especially if the cow actually ate grass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im high and the catalog thumbnail looked like

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If that's supposed to be a cow, why did they give it a male torso?

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