Thoughts on hiking?

Thoughts on hiking?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the easiest, laziest forms of cardio. All the hiking enthusiasts I know are chubby or fat. It's the perfect fat-man hobby, because they can tell people they hike for recreation, even if they only do it once every 6 months.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      be nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro rude much

      That guy looks like rape bait

      yes i would rape him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the perfect hobby for people with no other mentionable hobbies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so perfect for fitizens?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          perfect for most people, yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Easiest, laziest forms of cardio
      Maybe if you're a pavement princess or live in the east/ bongland

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've hiked both rocky forest and mountain terrains. It's not hard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in bongland and I see no fatties hiking anywhere, it's the one thing we can do without being reminded that fatties and blacks exist

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          weird, you must've seen me at some point. to be fair i've lost a lot of weight but I was a mammoth walking up hills and shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha I used to run walker ranch 3x a week. Small world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hiking
      >cardio

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incline walking is actually very good for fat loss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the hiking enthusiasts I know are chubby or fat
      You sure must know a lot of fat people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If fat lesbians with problem hair can do it while explaining the patriarchy to xer friends then it's not even cardio

      t. I saw many specimens in my last incursion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiking is incredibly taxing (and bad) for your knees so it's the ultimate fatty filter. I see barely any fatties hiking. Unless you consider walking around the park "hiking". On actual trails, not so much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the ultimate fatty filter
        You can't bullshit me, bro. In forest, up mountains, I've hiked before. It's not hard. Yes, there were lots of fat people on the trail.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop hiking trails made for geriatrics and children, fatty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          american trails are obiovusly paved and made easier for your vile fatties to go out and do them, blame blacks and israelites

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >visible homes
          proved his point

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can get up a mountain without hiking it, you know. There's probably a road-connected tourist location on the other side of that camera.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% guarantee she drove up there or took a cable car

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the hiking enthusiasts I know are chubby or fat
      did some madman put a pizza hut on a hill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy
      Most of the in shape dudes have real IST hobbies, like climbing or camping. Hiking is literally just walking in a big circle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person it depends where you live. West coast hiking is pretty difficult since the gradients are pretty steep. A lot of the fat lefty types you see hiking realistically only hike a couple times per year. If you were to regularly hike (2 times per week) your cardio would be well taken care of. That type of schedule of driving 1+ hour out of town to go hiking is not realistic for most people though, so going on runs, stationary bike, or row machine is just a better way of doing cardio with regards to time efficiency

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can climb literal mountains, while you sit on your ass complaining about people that you made up in your head

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy looks like rape bait

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask that means you’re the one that’s gonna be grabbing his ankles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro pls

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to pull his shorts down and give him the rimming of a lifetime right there tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to say "no homo"

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is better than the rowing machine thread.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a source please :0

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s picrel. so NOT rapebait

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's underage! Aaaahhh!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ew

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/nWFmZBj.jpg

        incorrect!!

        Why are you screenshotting some random teens instagram you incel freak

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          admit it, you like him

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "hiking" is a fake sport that makes normies think they're weak for feeling like shit after just 1 mile, their feet start hurting and they want to lie down and eat.

    The truth is, hiking is proof human beings are super weak. Look how quickly they tire; they are slow, and their range is extremely limited.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer hiking to other forms of cardio — can listen to an ebook, enjoy nature, and feel like I’m going on an adventure all at once. Usually only do day hikes, but try to make it intense as possible doing like 1500m+ of elevation in a day sometimes. Views from the tops of mountains are sick and food tastes fricking amazing after hiking all day. Top it off with hot bath — or hot spring in my case since I’m in Japan — afterwards and shit is nice.

    Pic from Kita-Dake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love to do that, too, and I actually still do it all the time, but when I was younger (I'm 35 now) I had friends I could do it with. Now I don't have anyboday anymore.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking is based. I did a 7 mile 2400 foot elevation hike today. Was a great workout.

    t. Utah master race

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are there bears or mountain lions or so forth in Utah ? shits scary yo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but not very commonly. Not OP, but I live in Utah.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but I’ve never seen one

        What trail is this? I'm probably going to Utah in October so I'm looking for ideas.

        If you are in northern utah and in good shape I would suggest trying mount olympus, Blanche lake, grandeur peak, or really any highly rated “hard” hike on AllTrails

        Cute doggy

        Thanks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What trail is this? I'm probably going to Utah in October so I'm looking for ideas.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make the drive to Bryce Canyon if weather permits. It’s worth it. Zion looks nice but is practically the Disneyland of hiking at this point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute doggy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yjk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grandeur Peak? Was thinking of doing this one soon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

        >dog on leash
        If this is millcreek on an odd day you are the biggest of gays

        Don’t be a nog. Follow the rules

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don’t be a nog
          >can’t even read

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            “Are allowed” doesn’t mean “must”.

            I keep my dog on a leash because people are horrible and let their dogs run up and then they are buttholes.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >follow the rules!
              >oh you are? well you’re still bad!
              You’re a homosexual for going to the one off-leash area in the forest and acting like a b***h that dogs are off leash. Enjoy your IST cred from all the screeching autists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dog on leash
      If this is millcreek on an odd day you are the biggest of gays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is not even 1000 metres not much of a workout

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people like hiking and it’s a good way to stay active.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to prepare for a big hike, so today I walked around town for 20 km with a 14 kg backpack. I'm so skinny that the hip belt is making be sore over the hip bones, I hope I can find some good way of adding a bit of padding. gonna try to see how well a sitting pad can help.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just go outside, bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were meant to make yourself big and loud with bears and that not moving is for if you come across a t-rex?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        those black bears are very timid and not really aggressive, I had one walk right over me while I was star gazing one night

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm not in the states or Canada but this is what I thought. The person with the camera should've started yelling at it and throwing rocks and it would've run away. It's when they get startled in close proximity they attack. As far as I'm aware. Cool webm though I was like omg it's going to try sex her.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being in a situation where the best course of action is to curl into a ball, protect your neck and pray to god the grizzly mother being overdefensive of her cubs will get bored with you before she does too much damage is still one of my horror scenarios. I think I'd just run like a moron despite everything.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you should never relax around the black ones

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jab his mouth

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At a distance yes, to avoid them getting near you, if it is too close play dead if grizzly, don't move with lesser bears else it will trigger fight or flight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      H*manbros how the frick do we even compete?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      asian women frick BEAS?!?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just KNOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bear can smell the menstruation. Men wouldn't be in this situation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is easily envisioned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One easily realizes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One is simply aware

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it involves camping - based
    If it's literally walk innawoods for a day - cringe and gay

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking is not a hobby

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      please keep thinking that, it means less blacks like you out hiking, it's a win-win

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m walking… but in the FOREST?????
        Not. A. Hobby.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          :^)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm holding things...but HEAVY?!!
          Lifting is not a hobby
          >I'm pushing on the ground...but AGGRESSIVELY?!
          Calisthenics is not a hobby

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed and feed all you want, but yes walking is a hobby too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely based logical opinion. Hikecels are honestly the worst. Hiking only exists so losers and normies on Tinder can list something in their bio--- that they actually only do once a year--- so they seem like they have a personality

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hiking is a hobby but if you only do it a few times out of the year, its not your hobby. Collecting frickin coins is a hobby dude

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Hobby: A pursuit outside one's regular occupation engaged in especially for relaxation.
          Hiking meets that definition. Plus it's exercise so it fits in on this board. What exactly is your point?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its official now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a hobby, it's just not a very good one. The sad thing is it really does impress normals who are physically sedentary. The dudes in this thread mentioning a mere 7-mile hike like it's somehow significant is absurd, but they've been conditioned by their normie friends and co-workers to do this kinda shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't able to hike up mountains

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone can hike up mountains, you mediocrity.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            learn english
            go on then, do it.
            hike up mountains
            type that more, that'll show us

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >do something boring and pointless
              Not that anon, but why the frick would I? I’m a back country skiing enjoyer, and I would never walk up a mountain just so I could walk down (???) lol. Walking is not a hobby.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                lmao even

                I have hiked up mountains. Why are you pretending this isn't some feat even fat suburbanites can't do?

                learn english
                you can't walk up stairs and it's obvious
                stay inside
                you blacks ruin the outdoors for everyone else

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet you walk on snowy ground dressed in a full on obligatory gear-queer display just to manage your 'hobby' off sliding down on planks.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have hiked up mountains. Why are you pretending this isn't some feat even fat suburbanites can't do?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hiking
    hello yourself, prince

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love a hike. Especially here in the UK.
    Find an expanse of greenery, hills, rivers etc
    Pack a lunch. Spend 6 hours in the serene countryside, enjoying the fine views, fresh air in the lungs.
    Finish the day with a hot hearty meal in the pub and a well earned pint.
    Can't beat it

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun, I like it
    I just like kayaking more

    t. great lakes enjoyer

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huge waste of time if you are trying to get fit, do an actual cardio workout if you want to improve cardio.
    If you are trying to slow life down, very good way to just relax and destress.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Huge waste of time if you are trying to get fit

      Hpw people approach hiking makes all the differece. The intensity is just as dependent on what you are carrying, how fast you decide to go, the terrain, the elements, and the elevation. Any here thinking a hike is just a countryside stroll are ignorant - simple as.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >simple as
        What a israeli thing to say.
        But you spoke like a true dyel. Ain't nobody getting anything out of hiking other than wasting energy with little to 0 gains in anything. You might as well tell people to curl 2lbs for 300 reps per day

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, but subpar for reasons if only sole source of cardio exercise. It depends where. I think mountain trails (or ones with lots of elevation) are better but also depends on your pace whether you push yourself or not. I personally only prefer mountain trails for hiking which doubles as a form of getting away from the noise of city life. But the issue is that because I live in a city it takes a while just to get to them, so its not really something I do regularly. I also live in bongland so I don't have to worry about bears.

    The other issue is time. Takes me like 3 hrs just to get to a decent mountain. If your goal is improving cardiovascular fitness then I will say hiking is also supbar. I guess if you leave near a mountain with good elevation and do it regularly it could be alright.

    I do it on occasion, but I wouldn't class hiking as my main form of exercise.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these bitter haters
    Being negative doesn’t make you cool or interesting

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to live in a mountainous area, and now I live on an island. The "hikes" here suck. Can anyone recommend the best hikes out West? Are Zion National Park and Yellowstone too easy?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summit hiking is kino. Spending time in nature is good for your mental health too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, if you don't hike >10,000 ft go back to your 15% incline walking simulator at the gym

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's like 5 >10000 foot prominent peaks in the us kek.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          13

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    based and twinkpilled. Climbed the top 10 highest peaks in my state and went from fatass to twink in a year.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Colorado chads, where you at?
    I feel like I’m the only black person who hikes lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike seeing black people on my Colorado trails.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deal with it homosexual. Where is this by the way?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just joking Anon as long as you don't play music on your phone it's fine. I think this is Silver Dollar Lake outside of Georgetown

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That looks beautiful. I’ve actually never been on any Georgetown trails. I usually just go to RMNP or south of the Springs

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/KggSNgw.jpg

              been hiking near bear lake a lot lately, about to take on longspeak.
              I'm trans btw.

              Is this the sky pond trail in the national park?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          deal with it by pushing black people off of cliffs

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    been hiking near bear lake a lot lately, about to take on longspeak.
    I'm trans btw.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > hiking in the alps
    > be you
    > not hiking in the alps
    how do you cope?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. I seethe. I live in Connecticut. All we have near me is 500 ft shithills I have to do laps on to get a decent workout. Enjoy your hiking Europoor.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bushwacking exploring survival stuff is based
    Anything that your typical weekend warrior/instatok zoomer does or anything that has amenities (cabin, tent pads, etc.) is extreme homosexual activity

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gives you THICCCCCCCC thighs

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking as a stand-alone hobby and exercise isn’t sufficient but it’s a good way to be social. Doing difficult hikes with others is great for your social gains. People drop their egos when things start to get tough.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    being outdoors for that long sucks

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are better ways for fitness, but for feels, hiking is top tier

    I take my friend on my back with me

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of mad homosexuals in this thread desperately trying to talk up their brokeback hobby.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Colorado hike photos. Gained 2.5k ft of altitude from trailhead to summit in pic related. This hike is underrated and one of my favorites

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the morons in this thread saying hiking isn't cardio.
    >Climb big hill or mountain
    >Not sweating and gassed then run
    >Take the steepest route up
    >Run back down taking the longest most gentle route down
    >Enjoy the view and a can at the top
    >Profit

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of my main go to for cardio. I'm lucky as frick in live in a sim city surrounded on all sides with hills and conservation land.

    Takes around 15 minutes to get up there then run back the long way.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of hot ass out on the trails.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >day hiking
    Facebook moms and literal boomers
    >backpacking
    Based

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