This is a penis fitness thread. What do you guys think about penis enlargement routines? Like pumping sessions or hanging weights off your pp. Is it worth the time or is it just a meme? There's a decently sized subreddit dedicated to it but it's sketchy, basic information is hard to find/convoluted and they worship the gays that moderate it for some reason. So, whats the deal?
if they worked, you wouldn't have a community of people who claim results but when pressed tell you to do your research. If we can see results of those fricked up height-extension surgeries but not of PE, then Idk what to tell you aside from "shit doesn't work".
Why do med students think they have authority on any Medical subject. Come back when you're an employed doctor you pesky c**ts.
even employed doctors are very untrustworthy and generally very incompetent
>GUYS EVERYONE ONLINE IS BULLSHITTING YOU, BUT NOT THIS GUY LOOK HE SAID HE IS MED-STUDENT
thundersplace has tons of people who autisticly track and take pictures of their progress, the reason why it isn't popular is because it takes years to get results.
also everyone on there knows that the penis is a tissue and understands that you can't lengthen the penis. the entire premises behind penis lengthening is stretching the suspensory ligaments that connect your penis to your pubic bone. technically this doesn't lengthen the penis but lets it hang out more than normal. this is why turkey neck and other cosmetic issues result from penis lengthening. this is also a common surgery done to make the penis appear longer, but they completely cut the suspensory ligament. this is a bad idea since this can affect your ability to kegel and when hard your dick will just be pointing at the floor, so don't do that. if you stretch the ligament slowly over time however, you can strengthen your kegels and get the result of more of your penis being exposed while not having a limp dick. and i know some jack ass is going to say that stretching a ligament too much will cause it to rupture, obviously your not supposed to rupture the ligament during PE.
>thundersplace has tons of people who autisticly track and take pictures of their progress
They autisticly track it for sure. There's very little photo evidence however
to be honest i never made an account, and you need an account to see pictures there, but I see people link the pictures of progress pics in the threads.
is thundersplace/pegym even a thing anymore?
gettingbigger is pretty much the place for activity now. listen to everything hinkdoc says.
The fact this post was made 7 years ago, you shared it here and yet morons are still thinking they can stretch their dick out itt.
>t. accepted having a small penis
i respect your personal security anon but you’re a moron and also have a smaller dick than you could.
>med student thinks he knows shit
I can assure you he doesn’t
>t.practicing surgeon who personally has friends who have made millions off of penis enlargement procedures
Fuuuuck man I’d love to have a bro who’s a surgeon and made my dick larger with his skill set
Not saying I believe in PE, but the only thing a med student's knowledge reflects in this current opinions of the medical field. That's it. Beyond some more basic things that are proven to them and that they understand the logic of, most stuff is just them reciting what a professor told them.
You want to believe it's possible.
I actually gave it a college try.
I bought those overpriced traction devices (penimaster) that has both the strap to wear on the go, and the traditional rod extenders for aggressive pulling.
I've basically used it fairly consistently for about 5 months now. My routine goes;
> 7PM - 9PM, I use the strap belt 1 to get my household errands done
> 9PM to 11PM, I use the rod extenders. I increase the length on the rods as needed as my penis stretches out further
> 11PM, I pop the strap belt back on and I go to sleep. Somewhere during my sleep, I take it off as the head of my penis will eventually start to feel sore
> I repeat this process everynight, mon - fri, taking breaks on weekends
I can report that in the 5 months I've used this stretcher, I've managed to stretch my penis to impressive lengths, pushing well past 8 inches. However, my penis remains a little over 7 inches.
I think the issue is, my gains are not cementing in. I think I need to add heat to it, and probably extend my usage of the strap belt during my work hours.
Long story short: something is definitely happening while stretching, but I've yet to see anything permanent.
It is common practice that people will stretch like this and then pump to achieve proper erections with gains. some people do both at the same time but some claim this will hinder gains (all anecdotal).
Also it is the norm that stretched flaccid length will be quite a bit longer than erect length.
You could give pumping a try to see if it has actually resulted in real gains
I'll have to give pumps a try next. I have to reopen my PO box because I'm a schizo and want as little of my info associated with these purchases as possible.
I heard the hydromax pumps are some of the ones that yield the best results. I could use some girth gains while I'm at it anyway.
I mean that when I get a normal boner outside of stretching times, I still have a ~7incher. Despite the fact I can stretch my flaccid upwards of 8 inches.
I do think though I'm not committing enough hours necessarily. The studies show that dudes wore these things upwards of 8 hours for gains. Again, lots of factors to consider. Maybe even kegals and more cardio will help.
Good info thanks. What do you mean by not permanent gains? If you got to 8inch why couldnt use make use of it?
>https://thunders.place/
shut up Black person, that website looks even sketchier than the subreddit
see you're talking about lengthening your ligament while those other morons on reddit talk about collagen and tissue healing or whatever the frick. If it works why is there no consensus on the mechanism of action?
I don't see what's sketchy about thunders place, it doesn't even have ads and you don't need an account to see posts. also there is a consensus on what works and why, its just that there are people like you that won't shut up and lurk.
if you are unironically interested its literally the only place you should be getting information from, its an image board just like IST
While everyone is having a time of their lives in college, anon is sitting in his room doing penis extensions. Man the image of it
I did that for 3 years and I was watching Family Guy and Drawn Together episodes in my van to pass the time. Not once did I get laid, haha. In order to give myself another chance, I did post-grad and I still didn't get laid.
He said he gave it a college try, not that he gave it a try in college. Or did I just get meme'd on.
https://thunders.place/
lurk for a year before you try anything.
site has posts from 20 years ago, nothing is archived, you could be reading an ad from 15 years ago so be aware of that, the mods are pretty good at flagging sponsored posts now. If I were you I would avoid jelqing, pumping achieves the same results as jelqing seeks, but safer.
never go over -5hg if you do decide to pump. the entire purpose of pumping is erection quality, not length or girth.
No such thing besides surgery unfortunately, unless you wanna stretch it with weights but that'll just frick your shit beyond repair
Unironically have a big dick,
Its not the end all.
I have a dick big enough to the point where it doesn't fit in some girls, and I still wish it was bigger. When a girl DOESN'T say it's the biggest she's seen, I get in my head.
And girls always refer to me as the guy with the big dick that can't use it
No matter how big you are bros. There's always someone bigger
Yea I know.. I'm not ashamed of my size but if I could get it bigger I wouldve. Alas.
>I have a dick big enough to the point where it doesn't fit in some girls, and I still wish it was bigger. When a girl DOESN'T say it's the biggest she's seen, I get in my head.
Focus on foreplay and make her cum before actual penetration. I've never had a "never fit" problem and I'm damn near 7 inches of girth (6.8). You're just a sexlet.
>Sexlet
Yeah ok bro, your girth isn't 7inches you liar.
Also, use logic.
Would a fire extinguisher fit in a girls vegana with foreplay? No
Some girls have smaller insides you fricking one girl fricking, fat wife having cuck
Maybe if you fricked more than 20 girls you'd know that
As long as you're the biggest for your wife, you're good.
Not a single one of you fricks had anything remotely convincing to say about PE. My spidey sense tells me it's a meme trend for moronic zoomers. If it worked theyd be SOME sort of concensus as to why and how. There's not, not even close. Only Black folk telling you to lurk moar even though there's nothing to fricking lurk at except dick pics. Not falling for that 🙂
>wanting a bigger pingas
>zoomer meme
moron
>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IF IT LE WORKS WHY ISNT LE MORE POPULAR???
Excercise works yet the dyels and obese morons to ripped guys ratio is 100000 to 1. People are lazy and they want everything spoonfed to them, something that's a clear sign of a perpetual NGMI fate.
it's a valid fricking question. Weight lifting and body building has thousands of forums and countless solid studies dedicated to it. it's not a fringe internet thing, everybody can agree on the basics. If PE worked, there would be just as many forums and actual science dedicated to it. Me think this is mewing 2.0. Keep pumping moron.
Whatever you say, enjoy being a pencil.
>reached 6.5 inches of girth in less than a year with angion methods
making your dick practically un-useable for stroking your ego and mogging other men is honestly based
>making your dick practically un-useable
Angion method is safe, It encourages bloodflow past the normal needs to trigger growth, it's not like those tards in pegym where you actively try to 'stretch' your ligaments and destroy your tunica. Also, my erection quality is almost like a rock wrapped by a thin layer of rubber, can you say the same? I'm probably thicker than your wrist too
This is barely related but I have a relatively big dick and my gf prefers cowgirl where I do most of the work so I don't go to deep. We do it raw a lot and my dick rests just on top of her cervix for most of sex and when I'm done my peehole itches. However if I don't touch her cervix I'm not itchy. Does this happen to anyone else?
Also has anyone found ways to make penetration less painful for the girl? My gf and I are 100% sober but lately she prefers to smoke a little weed before we have sex because it dulls the pain. We've tried better foreplay but it doesn't really help, do you guys use lube before you even penetrate even if she's wet?
She's made comments about wishing my dick was smaller and it makes me want to kms.
>We do it raw a lot and my dick rests just on top of her cervix for most of sex and when I'm done my peehole itches. However if I don't touch her cervix I'm not itchy. Does this happen to anyone else?
It happens to me all the time if the girl has a IUD, cons of having a long dick.
>Also has anyone found ways to make penetration less painful for the girl?
I'm the anon you're replying to, and I haven't had that problem, I always do at least 20 minutes of foreplay and make sure to make her cum with oral to sort of 'prime' her, she gets much more wet eases penetration, I obviously can't jackhammer at the start, and you shouldn't either. At 6.5 inches of girth I almost always cause an orgasm at penetration when I do that routine, no matter the girl.
>She's made comments about wishing my dick was smaller and it makes me want to kms.
You're a sexlet. Learn how to become a better lover, it's the only way to actually tame women.
>6.5 inches of girth
prove it
that’s Billy Glide’s girth size. look up any of his thousands of pornos made to see how ridiculous the thing is. if pornstars struggled taking it, i can’t imagine it being consumable for the untrained average woman
Fuuuuck man you must be the sexlet sniffer. You’re on a roll sniffing them out ITT
Same as you bro. I need my gf to suck me first and spit on it a bunch to comfortably get it in, depending on the angle I can feel the IUD string and sometimes it even pokes on my dick and it's somewhat painful. To minimize her pain I either start fricking with less dick and progressively add more in (if we're going for a long session). Or slowly stick whole dick in and maintain it until she's comfortable and gives me the ok to ravage her, sometimes she's the one doing this by sitting on it. We do tons of foreplay tho but after 3 years together this is the only way we do it so she doesn't feel sore. The few times we don't do it like this she feels sore after (drunk or woke up middle of the night or barely have any time need to go somewhere)
>angion methods
Just looked this up as ive never heard of it before. There's yet another sketchy subreddit dedicated to it where they all worship the gay moderating it. I'm seeing a pattern... Just tried to go thru his COMPELETE METHOD post and he literally just throws around random mumbo jumbo medical terms to sound smart, there's no substance at all. And of course he's got an Amazon link for the "perfect pump". Just look at picrel. A fricking questionnaire? Really? Let me guess, you fill it up and at the end it gives you an amazon link for the "perfect tool" needed to make your dick bigger. There seems to be some real science behind angiogenesis though, I'm gonna look into it deeper...
shut the frick up Black person we've been over this shit sub already.
>stupid Black person glosses over everything
>disregards the logic of the theory behind it
>disregards posts of success
Anyways, enjoy your small ass dick. And stop seething so hard.
>that’s Billy Glide’s girth size. look up any of his thousands of pornos made to see how ridiculous the thing is. if pornstars struggled taking it, i can’t imagine it being consumable for the untrained average woman
>Using porn as a benchmark
No wonder you morons are in this state. In porn you have to go balls deep and jackhammer all day, also, there's like 4 hours of actual fricking patched together into a 30 minute video at most. Be real.
no believes your LARPing ass but by all means continue to seethe
>N-no y-you!
go take a break zoomer
This guy is so angry you can tell he doesn’t have sex. Real sex havers are more chill
This fella is obsessed with penis, haha!
>This fella is obsessed with penis, haha!
MY penis to be more specific. You're missing out on the pleasures of stretching women out and turning them feral. What's your girth? 4.5? Yeah, you're never going to feel this way, so I kinda get your seethe
Relax, man. Have a fap. You’re stressing yourself out, haha!
>Yeah, you're never going to feel this way, so I kinda get your seethe
Worst thing is, you could actually get to 5.5 girth in less than a year, but you choose not to because you're afraid of commitment, and/or let yourself be swayed by low IQ crabs.
Bro any girl can take my 6.5 inch girth. You’re just jealous of my sheer monstrous size.
>You’re just jealous of my sheer monstrous size.
Thanks
6.5 is pushing it tbh. 6.0 is the perfect girth
perfect girth for teethy blow jobs. adds flavor to the dick
>hes never had a gum job from a GILF
ngmi
>haha!
Female tier move to tick you off. Clear sign of low T
We know you’re sexually frustrated, but there are healthier ways to take your anger out
dicklet seething
/r/gettingbigger
>inb4 leddit
if you can control yourself from jerking off at all the dicks, you can find documented + tracked progress photos.
now ask yourself, why isn’t PE more popular? maybe it’s the israelites. maybe it’s the pharma companies. maybe it’s both? who knows? but it does work and it’s literal fact that the majority of men can gain 0.75”-1.0” in length and .025”-.05” in girth over a year of consistent exercises.
.25-.5”**
like the other anon said, go to gettingbigger. guys like hink and bd have show crystal clear progress pics
it isnt more popular simply because it's a massive time investment, requires more dedication than regular working out, for people who can't pace themselves the injury rate is high and catastrophic, and running a controlled study is near impossible.
also the simple fact that it is socially taboo.
> i'll be back for dinner honey, i have to go pump and put my extender on for an hour
want to actually E N G O R G E your penis? Liquefy those gas station dick pills and blast them. Of you dont die of cardiac arrest, your johnson'll grow to be the size of a gorillas forearm.
I think like calisthenics or other "free resources" they are so riddled with misinformation, lies and wishful thinking that unless you make it the entire focus of your life you'll never demystify the process and even if you did no one would believe you so sharing it would be pointless. I just can't see anything that takes up such a small portion of your life and effectively not transferable either genetically or as information that can be taught as being that important.
>I think like calisthenics or other "free resources" they are so riddled with misinformation, lies and wishful thinking that unless you make it the entire focus of your life you'll never demystify the process and even if you did no one would believe you so sharing it would be pointless
It's a rather simple concept. The dick is 90% blood vessels. Blood vessels grow when strained in order to sustain the new volumetric needs, this angiogenesis process also kickstarts a celullar growth of the sorrounding area's tissues.
But like, 1 inch girthier please
This is barely related but I have a relatively big dick and my gf prefers cowgirl where I do most of the work so I don't go to deep. We do it raw a lot and my dick rests just on top of her cervix for most of sex and when I'm done my peehole itches. However if I don't touch her cervix I'm not itchy. Does this happen to anyone else?
Also has anyone found ways to make penetration less painful for the girl? My gf and I are 100% sober but lately she prefers to smoke a little weed before we have sex because it dulls the pain. We've tried better foreplay but it doesn't really help, do you guys use lube before you even penetrate even if she's wet?
She's made comments about wishing my dick was smaller and it makes me want to kms.
she talking about boyfriend dick. the kind she can take daily, multiple times a day, where it’s more pleasurable than painful and doesn’t make sex a hassle and leaves her vegana sore for days. this is a test for your relationship. it will tell you if sexual compatibility is important or not to sustain it. in the future, you might want to consider a girl with a more cavernous vegana that’ll suit your penis perfectly
She just wants sex way less, but I attribute a good portion of it just because the honeymoon phase is long gone (almost 5 years dating). I guess I'll just deal with it, our relationship is fine otherwise.
Make your own thread homosexual
Pump is good for ED but the hanging and jerking your dick for 5 hours is for suicide statistics and they deserve ridicule. Like if you have ED you should pump then clamp the blood in your dick with a band and do the deed then let it go. If you get some permanent gains from that, great, but don't be one of those homosexual losers.
unironically broke my dick some years ago. i literally just bent it violently when it was super erect. now it's perma bent downwards and i always wanted to get surgery to straighten it. the surgery looks like this. i've asked here and on reddit as well but i have never come across anyone who has had this operation which seems very weird to me. im a little scared it will make things worse. if anything ive heard more people have a bionic dick rather than this seemingly simple surgery.
>i have never come across anyone who has had this operation which seems very weird to me
about as common as putting an L bend in your crank i'd guess
The israelites don't seem to like that I'm looking into it. That might just mean I'm on the right track lmao
obsessing with a big peen is hella gay
you're one step away from developing a nullo fetish
you absolute stupid homosexual
>first heard about PE ~10 years ago
>jelqing was the big thing
>told that it was totally safe bro
>didn't do it because lazy
>2023
>everyone in the penis enhancement sphere admits that it's not safe and to use other methods instead
Anons, I think that I will wait another 10 years before trying the new "totally safe" penis enlargement trend. For the time being, I am doing the ancient tradition of cardio and fatloss. Btw, if you're over 20% bodyfat and can't even run a marathon, then you're missing out on about an inch of length and some girth as well.
Dick pumps have been around like 100 years homie
The wiener is not a muscle, it's more of a sponge. Learn how to use it, not abuse it
Follow me on Twitter. I have pics of my dong there you sexlet.
The less of you believe and practice the better, the smaller you all stay the bigger we will be by comparison.
It does work but strongly depends on the thickness of the sheeth(s) that shape(s) your dick. These seems to vary and so some dudes have more "elastic" wiener.
Over time one can expand the structure but it is, in most cases, brutal.
There was one user on thunder's, aristocane, who gave a pretty honest answer on how he got really big and he clamped the shit out of his dick. He also did multiple sets building on small increments that, after a long time, made his dick permanently bigger.
Vitamin D3 + K2.
dose, form and and frequency?
ryan russo on israelitetube i guess is a guy for this if your interested, i have never looked into properly and always assumed it was bullshit but he seems pretty convinced
it works, i went from 6.7 to almost 7.5 inches now, going for 8
My dick doesn't need to be bigger.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Your girlfriend is.
Got him.
My entire life I've wondered who the frick falls for penis enlargement scams. There truly is a sucker born every minute.
I have a lot of fatpad, due to me being too fat (duh), I fricking hate it. Anyone have experience with losing it ? I am barely a two hander with it, but if I press it down my wife can two hand it with the head sticking out. Can I achieve this as a normal state ?
depends how fat you are, and genetics.
a lot of people say 30lbs = 1inch fat pad, though I think that's pretty optimistic. i think most things i read is that getting really lean will put you at 0.25-0.5 inch fat pad without going into eugenia cooney territory.
i'm in the same boat as you. i'm 7in nbpel but 7.75 bpel, 6ft 180lb dadbod flabby pile of shit. i'm trying to get to maybe 160 and hopefully get the fat pat down to 0.25in if possible.
I dont know man mine is even worse, I am literally around 6 inches nbpel and at 7 bpel, if I got my freedom units right. I definetely can see and feel the difference, but it makes me ultra insecure being either average or maybe having the potential to be above average. Yeah my body stats are worse than yours, I am 5´9 manlet at 191 pounds or so atm.
Imagine being so chronically online you think 6 inches is average.
Average dick is realistically 4-5 inches because the average guy lies
Dunno, its whatever, I dont care too much about the statistics, just want a bigger wiener. I used to lose weight fast but was ultra skinnyfat in the end even with training, never was really shredded. Time to take it serious I guess.
"average" stats are skewed by asians and indians, as well as sub-optimal (read: a real-life naked female in front of you) arousal situations.
it's pretty safe to say that 5.5-6in is the average for a white male with access to above average nutrition compared to the 3rd world.
I was pumping my dick for a year but one day i hit the wall and decided i wasnt gonna be depressed anymore and that im the fricking goat and the next day my erection was an inch longer. My dick has always looked fantastic flaccid however.
Anyways just stop being depressed. And stop having penis dysmorphia because i was slamming the back of some girls pussies when i was 5.7 inches and it hurts them so i had to be controlled and not slam down my hilt which doesnt feel NEARLY as good as going at it like an unrestrained animal. Blog over