Bro, we fricking get it. You watch cobra. He's been boring af lately. I've been watching him since he had like around 6-8k subs a long ass time ago. THOSE were the days
I've always wondered who actually buys that shit. I legit use baby wash because it has the least amount of substances likely to have estrogenic effects, so ironically I'm probably more manly than you.
I like Dr bronners because it's straight hippy plant shit but it's also super concentrated so one 32oz bottle can make over a gallon of really good soap
I use baby shampoo when my hair is dry tho
I think truly manly consuming is buying the absolutely cheapest thing that works well for you
>Odd fascination with Baby Yoda
this is the one that seems to be the most true. not all of the "many consoomer" people do all of these things, but for some god forsaken reason, they love that litte green shithead
I like Duke Cannon Thick body wash (the bay rum scent is really nice and I'm sick of dealing with bars of soap in the gym) but hate their whole gay manly man theming.
I tried Dude Wipes when I was in a pinch. They're incredibly brittle and are no better than a wet wad of toilet paper, getting bits of paper stuck all over your ass. Wipe hard enough and you'll be fingering your butthole with a bare finger.
I just stick with my fragrance free pampers brand wet wipes.
>using soap
LOOOOL
Your lineage will go extinct if you don’t /jeet/maxx now. You must adapt to an ever dirtier world.
Stop cleaning yourself. And by god stop making yourself smell nice. You should stink and make women feel uncomfortable.
Yeah bond tactical soap works great. I’m in a 6 year dry spell but I don’t need to get laid to know it works. I walk into the bar and all the of age chicks are like woah that goth dude smells good.
i like irish spring. it smells great
Imperial Leather for me
>soap:
>tactical soap: :oooo !!!11
Do straight men really?
probably go outside and have flies swarming around you after using it
Bro, we fricking get it. You watch cobra. He's been boring af lately. I've been watching him since he had like around 6-8k subs a long ass time ago. THOSE were the days
Watch delray misfits, its kino and addictive. Ments on ments in lake cresva
I've always wondered who actually buys that shit. I legit use baby wash because it has the least amount of substances likely to have estrogenic effects, so ironically I'm probably more manly than you.
I like Dr bronners because it's straight hippy plant shit but it's also super concentrated so one 32oz bottle can make over a gallon of really good soap
I use baby shampoo when my hair is dry tho
I think truly manly consuming is buying the absolutely cheapest thing that works well for you
I'll have to try that one. Do you buy it online, or is there somewhere that carries it?
Health food stores carry it
Anywhere a hippie might shop
I got some of that Duke Cannon stuff for Christmas and while I don't care about the scents all that much it does lather up really nicely.
>Odd fascination with Baby Yoda
this is the one that seems to be the most true. not all of the "many consoomer" people do all of these things, but for some god forsaken reason, they love that litte green shithead
I like Duke Cannon Thick body wash (the bay rum scent is really nice and I'm sick of dealing with bars of soap in the gym) but hate their whole gay manly man theming.
>sick of dealing with bars of soap in the gym
The most American post itt
I don't get it.
I tried Dude Wipes when I was in a pinch. They're incredibly brittle and are no better than a wet wad of toilet paper, getting bits of paper stuck all over your ass. Wipe hard enough and you'll be fingering your butthole with a bare finger.
I just stick with my fragrance free pampers brand wet wipes.
Soap generally works, yes
You should try some
Focus on washing your ass tactically instead of blowing money on gucci "tactical" soap, gear queer.
I buy soap that is cheap and on sale and not smells like boiled cow remains. Good enough for me.
>using soap
LOOOOL
Your lineage will go extinct if you don’t /jeet/maxx now. You must adapt to an ever dirtier world.
Stop cleaning yourself. And by god stop making yourself smell nice. You should stink and make women feel uncomfortable.
Take a shower you freak
I like old spice swagger, my gf says it smells like sexy looks
Yeah bond tactical soap works great. I’m in a 6 year dry spell but I don’t need to get laid to know it works. I walk into the bar and all the of age chicks are like woah that goth dude smells good.
That's what's up.
Aleppo soap with as high laurel berry content as you can find. Ideally made by real Syrians, not T*rks.
>high laurel berry content
Why?