>training with dad on football field
>he'd go jogging there on sundays but he cant do that anymore
>see football team on other side of field doing pushups
>before I leave I decide I'm going to mog all man
>grab the top of the goal and do 3 one arm pullups as my other hand grips the net of the goal but it still looks like one hand's doing everything
>leave and refuse to elaborate
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Once I threw a Pringles can from across my house to hit a wienerroach and the can killed the bug
Good day
I lifted an SUV off its suspension once by myself. Deadlifted that fricker up to lockout and held it for a solid 10-15 seconds. Messed my wrist up for about a month because I did it cold obviously, got a big lump of scar tissue in my wrist now, but still. Big time feat of strength I'm proud of
>inb4 LARP
Maybe you're just weak bro. And yes I'm fat and still mog you. Kisses
>Powershitter lifts his own bodyweight.
Bravo. Enjoy the heart disease
I always had crazy forearm strength for some reason. I used to be arm wrestling champ thru middle and high school and at a few parties back then i'd get drunk and arm wrestle all comers at the party and almost never lost. I barely ever lifted back then either.
>walk with wife on the sidewalk
>guy solo struggling to push his damaged car off the road
>literal train of other cars honking, waiting for the poor bastard to push his car
>nobody even got put of their car to help him
>get extra mad at the hypersocialized city bugmen waiting there, honking instead of getting out of their shitty suv cars and helping him
>everyone in their cars look the fricking same, that same shitty beard nearly bald glasses söi male feminist type of look, or just plain roasties
>told wife to wait here, run across the street to the damaged car
>in a feat of anger-fueled strength for the modern world, grab the fricking car and push it by myself all the way to the sidewalk
>guy stays there flabbergasted
>wife congratulates me
>sois give me a wide berth and go on about their business
your description of the average “male” city dweller has me thinking you hate the c**ts more than i do
you flipped them all off after too, right?
>Tiny Asian man shoves me at work
>Little asiatic says "get the frick out of my way" as he pushes me
>He makes me lean to the side and raise one foot but the other leg doesn't move
>I shoulder check him across the work cell in front of the team lead and other employees
>I still can't believe we lost to these fricks even if the illuminati set us up to fail
why not simply lift the tiny baby man and throw him to his back
What fricking job do you have that you're not both fired from that? Modern soi golem work places don't allow any sort of physical confrontation even when it's justified.
i once the whole moon
>tard rage and poked a kid's eye out with my thumb
>tard rage and threw a kid off a cliff
>put a kid's head in the urinal for being gay
>tore both hamstrings sprinting to save a basket of kittens from a dog
>stopped a ski lift mid operation with my body
I threw some bowling balls pretty fast
>LARP thread
still 10x cooler than a coffee thread, homosexual
coffee is bad for you
>absent mindedly push fireproof door at work
>it breaks off the hinges
>be me, 16 and DYEL af
>need to get into my neighbour's house because she was dying and the ambulance was late
>do the most moronic drop kick in history >manage to break the lock and my elbow
Nothing too crazy
>get back to my car after work
>see somebody struggling with their motorcycle
>it tipped over I guess, couldn't pick it up
>get out of my car and went over
>lifted it upright by myself and handed it over
>got a thank you
also
>sold a fridge
>twink couldn't lift shit
>lifted it basically by myself into their ute
>got a thank you
small but motivating moments
>be me
>helping out off season for local camp
>chopping bay laurels n sheit
>need to move big log
>thisiswhyIlift.png
>"no anon don't do it, it's too risky"
>get down to zercher
>"dear lord"
>zercher that b***h ass log
>lose grip then drop it after moving it a few feet
>laughs were had
It was a good day
Once my xterra died at the food hand-off window of the white castle and I got out and pushed it solo from a flat stop to the start of the downhill and jumped in to coast it downhill
A woman behind me asked me if I needed help and I got to say 'no I got it' because I had done it before
I get a chance at work sometimes since I'm tall I'm the only one who can reach certain things. But often they're hard to do especially when you can barely reach them. And everyone is standing there watching. But so far I've been successful and people are impressed. The alpha silverback guy is like an inch or two shorter than me and built like an ex lineman and he has gotten pretty butthurt about this