Tinder fats "lifting"

What is up with all the hambeasts on tinder that proudly proclaim they lift? I've ran into multiple megafats bragging about powerlifting when it's obvious they can barely lift themselves off the couch to walk to the kitchen.

Are they lying? Can they actually lift anything significant? It all seems like some psyop cope shit.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working 70 hours
    is this some psyop virtual signalling shit?
    I know I'm just a WFH office drone but I didn't choose this life, I graduated in 2020 and that's just how things were ever since
    I don't think I ever worked more than 20 hours a week and that was the first 2 weeks when I was still trying to prove myself
    I'm not trying to humblebrag or anything I am sometimes just in awe of how different my life is from some people's life
    food for thought

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just a signal for
      >I'm a hard working mama bear and I don't really need you!! Hustle queen!
      That or it's a preemptive excuse for why she isnt a tally talking to you while talking to 6 other men

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or she's just talking about her work situation. There was nothing braggadocious

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep she's an RN so she has less than half the training of a doctor, but twice the ego because "she does all the work".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My wife is an RN. I’m not sure about this slobs collective agreement but my wife has the option to work past her 8 hour shift. She rarely does Overtime and the nurses who are slaving away are doing it by choice because they want to make more money. To be fair though a nurse grinding away can make around $150,000 a year which is alright. I’m a union tradesman and I make closer to $190,000 so my wife doesn’t have to do OT. The only time she really does slave away is when she wants something moronic like a Gucci handbag or some other wasteful nonsense.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Working OT so your wife doesn't have to work hard

          Lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I work zero overtime.

            What trade nets that much? I'm going into an electrical apprenticeship, getting real down on myself about future prospects.

            I’m a very senior union plumber. I almost exclusively work with developers of new high rises/townhome projects. Electrician is a good choice, market is currently flooded with a lot of apprentices but they will need more especially in major Canadian/American cities.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to read

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice reading comprehension, moron

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What trade nets that much? I'm going into an electrical apprenticeship, getting real down on myself about future prospects.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            electricians are gonna be making bank once everything is required by law to be electric, which is coming. you'll be fine

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I appreciate you saying that but out here the average for a journeyman is like $33 Canadian, that's $24 USD.

              you'll make good money as a union electrician, the real money comes in if you run your own business, but try to stick to commercial, you will have issues finding manpower and commercial will give you a higher rate for the manpower you have

              I've heard it's real expensive having employees, that you can make money more reliably by being self employed and doing mostly residential work.

              I work zero overtime.

              [...]
              I’m a very senior union plumber. I almost exclusively work with developers of new high rises/townhome projects. Electrician is a good choice, market is currently flooded with a lot of apprentices but they will need more especially in major Canadian/American cities.

              Sounds like a sweet gig. I'm in Canada myself, any tips for getting into a union? I'm still in trade school right now

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure if you’re still here but just applying to the union is the best bet. Google your cities local IBEW and apply online, then do some boomer shit and print out your resume and dress nice and go walk into the local and ask to speak to the hiring rep. Tell them you will show up on time, work hard, and don’t drink/smoke pot. It’s really that easy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Appreciate the advice, will do.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you'll make good money as a union electrician, the real money comes in if you run your own business, but try to stick to commercial, you will have issues finding manpower and commercial will give you a higher rate for the manpower you have

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will not regret going the electrician route. Go union and work commercial and industrial. Once you top out you can travel anywhere in the US or Canada. No more applications. Get good at the trade and do resi sidework.

            t. Union electrician

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let me get this straight... you pay for your womans shit and you only require her to do hard work when she wants to buy something stupid? What the frick man. Are you married to a literal child? I bet she doesnt contribute shit and she doesnt even clean a single dish at the house. Seriously man, i dont want women near me, not even to frick.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She makes $44 leaf bucks an hour and we have the same bank account, mortgage, investments, and expenses. When she wants moronic shit like handbags she works OT rather than take it out of our cash-flow. How is this unreasonable?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              careful anon, there is a high likelihood you are conversing with an unemployed/misc/ manchild

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait a second, so the figures you listed earlier were in fricking Canadian dollars? LMAO

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stfu virgin

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right. Either you work hard or you get some gullible moron to work hard for you. That's life

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My wife is an RN. I’m not sure about this slobs collective agreement but my wife has the option to work past her 8 hour shift. She rarely does Overtime and the nurses who are slaving away are doing it by choice because they want to make more money. To be fair though a nurse grinding away can make around $150,000 a year which is alright. I’m a union tradesman and I make closer to $190,000 so my wife doesn’t have to do OT. The only time she really does slave away is when she wants something moronic like a Gucci handbag or some other wasteful nonsense.

        What's an RN?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          > What's an RN?

          Real homie

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            My guy

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              She cute, I just wish she didn't come from chainsoyman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Registered nurse.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real homie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just a signal for
      >I'm a hard working mama bear and I don't really need you!! Hustle queen!
      That or it's a preemptive excuse for why she isnt a tally talking to you while talking to 6 other men

      women just brag about literally anything they have ever done. she chose her shitty career path, she knew that it would pay shit and she'd work bad hours, but she's stuck with a ton of medical debt and so she has to cope by acting like a badass about it.
      her life is hard because she made bad choices.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nurse pay isn’t shit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, found the essential worker.
          i work from home whenever i want and take naps whenever i want and i make literally twice as much as she does and have better insurance. so. yeah, to anyone with a good job, nurse pay is shit.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Essential worker here too. Any tips on how to get a wfh job? I wanna be able to go to the gym at 1am when nobody's there

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to just make a home gym anon, it changes everything

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              well i would unironically say learn to code but apparently the tech job market is shit right now, so i really can't say.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are actually nurse jobs that are WFH. I have one of them, it's pretty sweet. I give advice over the phone for all kinds of random shit. Look up telephone triage. There are also jobs out there with insurance companies.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but nurse pay is variable and a lot of it isn’t shit. Traveling nurses can rake in like 250k+ which is more than some doctors.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one asked homosexual

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            KEK, been on both end of the wiener, would 100% continue as a nurse after IT. You basically described a jannies work to us while we get to actually meet real humans that are shaggable and the salary is competitive.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong, working from home all day or working with only other disgusting men who are all autistic is the pinnacle of working life. IT and engineering are the best

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Used to have 21 patients at once, do you even know what a nurse does moron? I've worked from home as a software dev and it was absolute shit. Keep coping with your netflix built idea of healthcare if that helps you through your lonely drunker stupor

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                most people unironically think being a nurse is a path to being a doctor

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can only blame it on their shortcomings. morons will always think being a mechanic means you're an engineer, you can't help them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I'm drunk anon

                Used to have 21 patients at once, do you even know what a nurse does moron? I've worked from home as a software dev and it was absolute shit. Keep coping with your netflix built idea of healthcare if that helps you through your lonely drunker stupor

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the same shit men do, what are you on?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nurse pay is good and they only work about 36 hours a week. And school costs nothing if you go to community college.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do for a living? Been wanting that WFH life but havent been able to get there yet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one is at work for 13 hours a day considering they dont work on sundays and have an hour lunch break

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not regularly, but I've pulled 13+ hours easily (frick grad school). Even longer shifts, would sleep under the desk in 4 hour shifts when imaging some crazy cell growth intervals.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work close to 100 hours a week when I work but as a result I get about 7 months a year off. I typically only work a week or 2 in a row and my weekends are literally 20ish hour days. (I work music festivals) I would rather suck it up for less than half the year and then travel internationally nonstop on my off time and enjoy myself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of nurses quit instead of taking the jab. So they are still short staffed resulting in many nurses working long hours. When I worked as a dispatcher I routinely worked 65 hours a week doing mostly 16 hour shifts. If I was lucky once or twice a week I'd get am 8 or 12 hour shift.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOWER. YOUR. TONE.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about people saying they work 70 hours a week as virtue signalling
      >says he works 20 hours a week as virtue signalling
      Aside from that why would you admit to having a make-work corporate welfare job even anonymously on the internet?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's anonymous and no one knows him? Lol.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT THE FRICK, LOOK ANOTHER HIGH IQ PERSON THAT THINKS THEY'RE SO SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY GET TO WORK FROM HOME AND NOT DESTROY THEIR BODY ALL DAY

        >within literally 5 minutes of a thread being made, wfh autist has a paragraph ready to post about how little work he does because apparently entire industries of the world economy are built on paying exorbitant wages to employees who barely work at all

        KYS

        That blue-collar seethe

    • 6 months ago
      ANGERY BLUE COLLAR CUCK

      WHAT THE FRICK, LOOK ANOTHER HIGH IQ PERSON THAT THINKS THEY'RE SO SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY GET TO WORK FROM HOME AND NOT DESTROY THEIR BODY ALL DAY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nurses in hospitals will normally work 12 hour shifts 3 times per week. If she's working more than a 70 then she's choosing to work overtime.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >within literally 5 minutes of a thread being made, wfh autist has a paragraph ready to post about how little work he does because apparently entire industries of the world economy are built on paying exorbitant wages to employees who barely work at all

      KYS

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The seethe is palatable

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ....Did you mean palpable?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no anon, its got a sour taste, but not too sour, with a savory aftertaste that gives it a very interesting profile

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You meant palpable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WFH in engineering consulting. I’ve been working 60-70 hours since July when half my team quit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of that "70" b***h is probably in the cafeteria 10+ hours keeping up her figure, getting overtime to watch TV in the lounge, and generally sitting on her ass talking to people when she's not doing the most physically intensive aspect of the job; walking down hallways. Even then, there's no way she's working 70 hours unless the hospital is severely understaffed, which would be a temporary situation and not something an honest person would call their average. Maybe she thinks it's a bonus "You'll barely have to look at my fat ass between booty calls" thing to exaggerate 70 hours a week.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I worked 70 hours, when I was 18. Then I used the money to buy myself time to >learn2code and get into tech. I'm literally just a public high school graduate without even good grades, without debt or parents, and still make more than most people in my field and same age with a bachelor's, let alone a nurse.
      I've been thinking that there really is no excuse, people are just weak, and the reason why the economy has shifted towards fricking poor people in the ass is because they've grown into massive homosexuals who want to chill with their cats and get fricked on tinder, while the opponent on the economic scale doesn't frick around.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worked 84-96 hour weeks when I was in the mines, which makes working a 40-hour work week feel like part-time. I'll never complain about being tired from work again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who work a lot tend to work with much lower intensity than those who struggle to finish an 8 hour shift
      70 hours per week, 50 of them spent sitting at the front desk, 15 of them spend walking the halls, 5 of them spent requiring any effort at all
      you softwaregays make it seem like you do next to nothing, but so do most employees in every field when given the opportunity
      for example, if you tried to do 70 hours of competitive leetcode hards per week, your brain would melt, it's not possible
      not all work is comparable using "time spent on the clock" as a metric, careers are just too different

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an excuse for how fat she is, her entire post is literally coping with being fat
      >look I can’t help it, I work 70 hours a week I don’t have time to cook healthy food I need something quick, I exercise a lot so clearly a lot of us muscles not just fat and exercising won’t help me lose weight since I already go to the gym a lot

  2. 6 months ago
    From the slums of bhingari hello sirs

    Average bodybuilder's gf

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs BBC

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >27
    Wtf?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She must fart like crazy lmao

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trooper quote

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powershitters future wife

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is exactly what I hear and see when I see a fatass calling himself a powerlifter

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a powershitter who brags about her heavy lifts that are just body weight

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a 27 year old willingly seek "short term?"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha, because people genuinely forget they age, very common shit.
      It reminds me of a quote from Roxy the bawd protagonist in Chicago, something along the lines of
      >I never really intended to ever get this old.
      Honestly a low-key based Broadway about a bawd who becomes disillusioned and realizes she has to eat out of the hands of men until she expires.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chicago is great. Its unironically based and redpilled. And also just really enjoyable and funny with some great tunes.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    likely mogs IST

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI right?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I hate this shit. My girlfriend goes to an MMA gym and right next door there's a "Queer weightlifting gym". What is that supposed to mean at all? Like lifting weights is supposed to be extra gay? You frick the people around you in a gay way? Any gym will accept homosexuals and the such, what is exactly the difference? What makes it bad ass?

      In reality it is a way of saying they're insufferable preachy leftist americans. It's literally a red flag when anything is labeled as queer.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care? It’s a place that’s isolated that you don’t have to go into at all, you don’t have to interact with the people inside it, it has absolutely zero bearing whatsoever on your life, yet you froth at the mouth about it
        >le preachy leftists
        Yeah i guess you would know about red flags considering that you are one yourself. I can’t imagine how ugly and mentally ill a girl is who would want you as their boyfriend, lol

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can’t imagine how ugly and mentally ill a girl is who would want you as their boyfriend, lol
          NTA but holy passive aggressive cope lmao
          >only le good natured people are le attractive
          Have you gone outside a single day in your life, or do you spend all your time on the internet?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks anyone on IST is attractive lol

            >Why do you care? It’s a place that’s isolated that you don’t have to go into at all, you don’t have to interact with the people inside it, it has absolutely zero bearing whatsoever on your life, yet you froth at the mouth about it
            Following your moronic logic why did you even reply to me? You didn't have to interact with me and my opinions have absolutely no bearing on your pathetic queer life. Yet you did reply. So you're either a moron or a hypocrite. I'm guessing a bit of both.

            I "care" because I'm interested in fitness in general and queer in fitness is yet another label being thrown around by lefty homosexuals like yourself. Or do you limit your interests to exclusively the things you strictly interact with like a fricking autist?

            >Yeah i guess you would know about red flags considering that you are one yourself. I can’t imagine how ugly and mentally ill a girl is who would want you as their boyfriend, lol
            I mean... try to insult me again when your come off exogen hormones and you're not acting like a middleschooler, troony.

            >Omg I care so much about this gym that’s isolating the queers and trannies AWAY from me, I want them to be IN my gym because I want to be able to rage about them even more! When they’re isolated from me I can’t get furious about nothing!!!!
            Autistic moronic homosexual

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your "arguments" comprise of nothing but ad hominems. I think your intestinal parasites are fricking with your brain bro

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              When homosexuals are integrated in society they don't cause any trouble, it's when they all get together that they form echo chambers and try to impose their shit on the rest of us. It's literally better for all of us not to have these gays congregating in any manner.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you care? It’s a place that’s isolated that you don’t have to go into at all, you don’t have to interact with the people inside it, it has absolutely zero bearing whatsoever on your life, yet you froth at the mouth about it
          Following your moronic logic why did you even reply to me? You didn't have to interact with me and my opinions have absolutely no bearing on your pathetic queer life. Yet you did reply. So you're either a moron or a hypocrite. I'm guessing a bit of both.

          I "care" because I'm interested in fitness in general and queer in fitness is yet another label being thrown around by lefty homosexuals like yourself. Or do you limit your interests to exclusively the things you strictly interact with like a fricking autist?

          >Yeah i guess you would know about red flags considering that you are one yourself. I can’t imagine how ugly and mentally ill a girl is who would want you as their boyfriend, lol
          I mean... try to insult me again when your come off exogen hormones and you're not acting like a middleschooler, troony.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is a queer gym, is america this bad already?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I hate this shit. My girlfriend goes to an MMA gym and right next door there's a "Queer weightlifting gym". What is that supposed to mean at all? Like lifting weights is supposed to be extra gay? You frick the people around you in a gay way? Any gym will accept homosexuals and the such, what is exactly the difference? What makes it bad ass?

        In reality it is a way of saying they're insufferable preachy leftist americans. It's literally a red flag when anything is labeled as queer.

        It's just a way to classify themselves as oppressed, as we all know oppression is evil so being oppressed is moral and virtuous. But these people are rich, white and educated so they'll have to come up with another way to be "one of the guys" so to speak

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dating app profile
    >Facemask
    Are american people so fricking moronic?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was truly the most infuriating part of swiping through profiles on those god forsaken apps. I’d automatically swipe left if I saw a mask I can’t stand moronic cattle Black folk.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just how peak performance for a power lifter looks anon.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queer gym powerlifter btw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have pad curls in your program?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he/she/they/them/mx/xir are active.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today I learned that kicking your leg up 3 feet in the air means your "active". The absolute fricking state of this board.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with practicing a teep? Sure her/xer/whatevers form is dogshit, but it's proper to make most of the contact with to ball of the foot rather than the heel. Once they get better balance and lose all the fricking fat, the teep will probably look pretty good. I respect anyone bettering themselves, even if they are fat queers.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I met my wife on a dating site but that was 2010 before they were know for just getting blowjobs in a park. She did give me a blowjob on our second date but to be fair we didn’t talk about doing prior it just happened.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have a genuine female friend I met through Tinder, she wanted to date but she's definitely not that level of woman. Friends is fine by me. Beyond that its totally useless though

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its probably a reaction to people who put "I hike" in their bio to weed out the fats. If they see they "lift heavy things" they may give them a chance.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Richmond
    IF YOURE 5'3"
    AND YOURE 300 POUNDS

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty normal so see that exact thing, a beast saying they “lift heavy things”. Unless your lifts are not at least halfway between intermediate and advanced on strength level, don’t even bother telling the world you “lift”. Also
    >I like walking
    Yes. To the fricking fridge.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intermediate standards for women are kinda low tbh.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nope. i match, we date, fall in love, then i realize that she’s just fricking boring and i’d rather just goon full time. such is life

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no shit?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes, but i also just sorta gave up and dropped my standards which helped immensely

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to a decent warehouse style gym with lots of powerlifting/strongman gear. There are a handful of landwhales that come in wearing dopey strongman athletics attire like pic related. They make a big deal about HAES but they are objectively disgusting to look at and their lifts are pathetic, barely equal to an untrained man.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much untrained man lifts?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here is your answer, Ramesh.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because they cannot lift very much weight.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something like 15% of Americans can pass a low-standards fitness test, and although ~15% of Americans claim they workout regularly, when followed up (aka actually followed to see if they did workout), only 5% actually did workout regularly each week.
          It's crazy that after a year of working out, you are legitimately in a top 10-20% (if being conservative) of strongest men in America.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            5% total or 5% of 15%?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only 5% actually did
            5% of the 15% of Americans that work out, or 5% of the population in general? Either way, both are eye raising.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What was the fitness test?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The woman bench number seems high to me

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah there's no way. I would say 55-65 lb for the average untrained woman. It's probably self reported which is why the female number is relatively high

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's because it is, I don't believe it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it is if they learned good form. I would think it's closer to 30kg though.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it possible to be this fat and work 70h? I'm nowhere near as fat and by back is sore after a 40h week

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat like shit, drink alcohol when you’re off work. Getting fat is easy dude, I went a month without lifting and ate/drank terribly and put a solid 12lbs on

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but how can a person this fat work 70h/week.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because your idea of work is physical and movement based.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah i see. She is a nurse so she probably does frick all.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            she cleans up the examination rooms after each patient, and acts like a passive-aggressive c**t to the doctor, because she has been working the office so long that she is totally "qualified" now to give medical advice.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nurses sit and eat for 2/3 of their shifts. They only get up when the call bell has been going off for 10 minutes to go be a b***h to their patient.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've found that the fattest girls are the ones who all say they love going to theme parks all the time.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female dating profile
    >"my interests are tattoos"
    how the frick is that a hobby/interest?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, the bar is so low for them they think things like tattoos, listening to music passively, and smoking weed are hobbies. Most women are borderline braindead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tattoos are a low hanging fruit for clawing back some sense of individuality after seeing how you're exactly like other women, what better way to distinguish yourself that adorning your body with corny decorations akin to stickers on a laptop that makes you totally unique? better yet it requires no personal growth or learning anything, and has no barrier to entry besides cost

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you ever ask a roastie about their tats or pretend to like them they get absolutely pumped lol. They love the validation for their childish/stupid decisions. Never fails.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but wait until you hear my idea for a tattoo
        it'll be a flower that turns into a bird
        unique right

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be glad they're putting a red flag so clearly and upfront.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hear, hear. Not hard at all. Don't even have to eat fastfood tbh lol

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here for a good time not a long time
    If she keeps stuffing her face she's guaranteed not here for a long time

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not morbidly obese, I'm a woman who lifts heavy
    I also like how she's probably been lifting for MAYBE a couple months and due to the fact she's 300lbs she thinks she badass because she can lift more than a 120lb Stacy. Her absolute strength is probably God awful compared to her bodyweight kek. Women never failed to be moronic and try to be a part of a fad even if they don't remotely fit the mold.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She mogs you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If mogging means she has a much more body fat than me, absolutely.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >absolute strength compared to her body weight
      That would be relative, anon.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no face = doesn't want it to get back to her bf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I wish you weren't right. 90% of the women on these apps are disgusting prostitutes.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >relationship/dating thread
    Buh bye zoomer. You ain’t got no rizz haha!!

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they lift double cheeseburgers up to their mouths

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this women will swipe left on you or ghost you to talk to the top 1% male

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can cook
      no shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's all she eats!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has been to therapy
      >green flag

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She goes to a CrossFit class twice a month and calls it lifting.

    She wants a boyfriend who lifts, she just doesn't understand that the guy she wants is chasing shehulk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or hes chasing a normal slim athletic girl

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I met my wife who I have 2 children with. It's good, but the odds are not in your favor my young friend.
    I would do cold approach or dancing lessons if I had to find a gf again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point is just to interact with ladies and get to know them. I think good chemistry makes a reaction come naturally. That's something you can't plan. It just happens. Congrats on wife gains, btw!

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My longest relationship was with a girl from Match.com

    We made it about 2 years before I had enough.

    It ended because she was incapable of riding a bike for over a mile without needing to stop.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go on a walk in a park with girl(female)
      >wheezing after walking up a short hill
      absolutely disgusting
      perhaps it is resentment knowing I as a man cannot simply skate by on youth long enough to secure a partner, but you just know someone this allergic to physical activity is going to balloon up by 30

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb autist. Women are for cooking and raising kids. Not autistic cycling. Sure she didn't dump you because you played tooo much bung bing wahooo?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off robot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been there. Girl I loved became morbidly obese to the point that she didn't want to walk past a quarter mile. She became completely delusional to her body state, and totally embraced the fat acceptance cope.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird because she rode my wiener for over a mile without needing to stop (if you catch my drift).

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've ran into multiple megafats bragging about powerlifting
    how is that any different from the powershitters on IST?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the tinder megafats actually do get someone to frick them

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I met my current wife online but I think I just got super lucky with her not being insane.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its their attempted counter to the guys whose profile says they want an active girl

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lift every day. They ARE the gym!

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's what she sees herself as. Nothing more than a vegana. Women should aspire to be more than that. Wives. Mothers. Grandmothers.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lift heavy things
    Such as herself?

  43. 6 months ago
    Gobu

    [...]

    Yea but she was from a non-western country and moved here 2 years before I met her. I would never trust a majority of western raises woman on a dating app.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you namegayging as Gobu

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's difficult to tell if a healthy weight woman or a overweight man lifts. It's impossible to tell if an overweight woman lifts.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerlifting is the way for fat people to delude themselves into thinking they lift
    >yeah I go to the gym multiple times per week
    What’s not said:
    >do 5 sets total when they go to the gym
    >don’t do cardio ever
    >eat 4000+ calories every day, mass moves mass
    >cope maxes (arch, wide grip, sumo deadlift, low bar squat, etc.) are less than what some dude bro reps out for his sets

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do the world strongman competitors do?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you dare shittalk stronglifts!

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    >pronouns
    >old
    >nurse
    >wrong use of to
    >exaggerating her hours
    >talking about lifting
    >cats
    >stupid gesture and emoji
    Not interested

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    2010-2014 it was like shooting fish in a barrel. 2014-2018 was still easy as hell but way more bullshit to sift through. I got laid dozens of times and had multiple meaningful relationships in that time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So true. I yearn so much for what I took for granted back then. Hell I was pulling tail from fricking Craigslist

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    don't do it, it's a timesink that wears away at your confidence, your social abilities and your masculinity over time
    take women out hiking 10+ miles, the ones that go repeatedly are guaranteed to like you and share your interests. you can get to know someone pretty well in 15 miles for reps and have a few laughs (acquired wip tomboygf this way)
    >implying IST goes outside, even for tomboys

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, I was fooling around on Tinder post divorce just to grab drinks (I paid mine) as a way to boost my confidence, made it clear I wasn't really looking for any companionship. One stuck out and we're still together.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lift heavy things

    i bet her belly is pretty heavy

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are they lying? Can they actually lift anything significant? It all seems like some psyop cope shit.
    nah, I think they are going to the gym and want to tell everyone that she ain't going to be fat in the future to get matches.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she ain't going to be fat in the future

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>she ain't going to be fat in the future
        some can turn it around, some not.

        at least we got to be at least optimistic even if it's naive.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Problem is, most "power lifting" fatties just use lifting as a cope and delude themselves into thinking it's an excuse to eat like shit.
          If they actually cared, they'd start eating healthier, and doing cardio.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know. i am just being naive and really hope a fattie like that actually goes to the gym to try to better themselves.

            like, it's not impossible, but we probably know she eats 5 buckets of KFC as soon as she gets home.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing wrong for being optimistic and hoping for better from others.
              I'd also like to think that some use lifting as a gateway to a healthier lifestyle.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hedonistic obeast looking for one night stands is indirectly in charge of who lives and dies

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong that I see fat people as subhumans?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the opposite of wrong

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is that pic real

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goblina's got competition

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys seeing any success from tinder? I’m recently back in the game, and had some success on tinder years ago but I’ve been told it’s basically a ghost town, plus I’d like to find something other than a hookup with a basic b***h. Is bumble the way to go? Hinge? Maybe one of the paid ones so everyone has some skin in the game and incentivized not to use it just for validation?
    >captcha: vag y0

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really.
      I do just fine online, but I get the most success from Hinge and Bumble.
      Tinder is for hoes shilling their instas

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much effort did you put into your profile? I checked out some example profiles and seems like these dorks are doing way too much, is it really that hard to stand out? My old tinder account had like 3 selfies and one of my dog and I did okay.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on the app
          Tinder and Bumble, most chicks don't even look at your desc until after you match. Everybody just swipes based on looks. So I just put some inane shit like
          "Likes:
          Traveling
          Hiking
          Cooking
          Lifting"
          Apps like Hinge and Catholicmatch, they actually have to go through your profile to see the rest of your pics, so I get a little more into describing myself there, and that helps more on those apps than having something too simple since peeps tend to look for an actual relationship there than just a quick frick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth is that they're all designed to make men fail so they'll pay $50 a month. Also 99% of women on there are fricking psychotic.i won't be able to convince you not to do it but at the least I can try to convince you to ask out women in person. If you only use OLD your mind gets crazy twisted, I'm a solid guy with years of success with women and started turning into a lookism freak. Fortunately I got myself off there and have been much happier just talking to cute women in person.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different anon, but I appreciate this post. I know it is largely true. I do quite a lot better in real life and need to disconnect myself from cyberspace.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the same boat as you. Online dating has changed completely in the past few years. It used to be a lot easier, like significantly fricking easier. Now it's just filled with scammers, obese women, psychos and boring b***hes. It's a cesspool, I don't know if the other apps are any better but I'm going to try hinge next I think.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh if it was easier, seems like you should have gotten a long term relationship or wife out of it then

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I got a 2 year relationship from an app and an 11mo one from another one. Both good chicks, but it just didn't work out.
          I'm still on, but after the 11mo relationship, it definitely feels like online dating isn't the same.
          On the bright side, I met a chick while doing something we're both interested in and immediately hit it off. "Cold" approach, in person, or whatever you wanna call it, really is superior in every way to online, but online is alright for window shopping, and you never know what could come of it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >been using online dating for many years
        >still can’t get a relationship from it
        >every other girl is so psycho and boring, but no it’s definitely not possible that I’m the problem. I’ll just keep going to different apps and seeing how all women are so bad

        Lol

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat b***h detected

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've been fricking easy prostituteS for years you mean. They are still the same prostitutes on there, you're just older.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tinder
      they got greedy. Free Tinder is useless now and it's like $40/month for the paid Tinder now.
      >Bumble
      it's a site for feminists with a victim complex who want to pretend the patriarchy is the only reason women don't message men first. Also Bumble was the first to let women sort by height so it's decent for men over 6 feet because a lot of women use Bumble just for that
      >Hinge
      A smaller userbase so it might not be great in smaller towns but overall it has the best quality and probably the best chance of actually meeting a wife. If you have to use online apps go for this.
      Overall though online dating sites are great if you're a woman and shit if you're a man. Any woman who wants a husband will find one on any online dating app, any man who wants a wife will probably fail.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a good friend of mine actually met his wife on bumble, surprisingly. i tried bumble for myself and it's about tinder tier, maybe slightly better so he just got real lucky. you're spot on with hinge, not that many people, but a bit slow moving unless you pay so doesn't seem to be as much of a place for hookups. i got the most matches on tinder by far, but the least responses proportionately.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here for a good time not a long time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      god confident women are so sexy. i love it when an incel or a podcast bro gets owned.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's drunk you idiot
        Drunk white women are the opposite of sexy
        She's also obviously a bawd and doesn't want to be judged

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah honestly with the way she lost her shit that question obviously struck a nerve.
          There’s a way to answer the question and get the same point across without acting like a complete spaz and outing yourself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that she flipped out over a silly question shows she's not confident. She's massively insecure and lashed out to try and cover it up
        Idk what it says about you that you thought that was "confidence" lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do americans swear so much

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women cannot express aggression with physical violence so they have to use words. She's been living an unnatural state for at least 10 years (drinking, fricking, working) and not being a real woman (serving, loving, caring) so this causes lots of aggression that has to get out somehow

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely misunderstands the analogy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek she's seething. Just the mention of body counts hit really close to her heart

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very very very disappointed he didn’t ask about her bodycount.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is physically shaking throughout the whole exchange

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > body count doesn't matter
      > then what's yours?
      > ....

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to the gym to them means having a subscription and walking on the treadmill for 30 mins / mo

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are they lying?
    There was a thread the other day, or post on /fph/ about how hamplanets think people on tinder use expressions like "looking for active partner" or "like to go gym/hiking" to filter out the fats and only date thin people, so it might be a weird desperate cope to try and trick some gymbros to get with a whale who in fact does not lift.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please, if you're going to post women, post good-looking ones. I can smell that fat hog through my phone screen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she mogs you

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are men out there willing to bed this, and some of them are even lurking on this board

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    These whale Black folk are the reason I hate being a male nurse. Should've picked navy or coast guard instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      should’ve been a paramedic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could switch any time where I live with nursing, issue is I can't handle morons and nurses here get more responsibility. Sea it is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man I'm sick of fatties, I should have joined the navy
      have you ever seen a chief petty officer up close before

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I like to go to the gym and lift heavy things
    Her fat ass can do that with calisthenics

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they found out it's trendy in tiktok

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty think showing up to the gym is the same as actually using the gym.
    It’s her way of acknowledging she looks like absolute shit
    But she is doing something about it even if the something is doing a brisk walk for 20 min.

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those arms and legs would be pretty heavy, I'd be proud of lifting them too

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work 70 hours a week
    >here for a good time not a long time
    literally the perfect goycattle jfc. Almost feel bad for her

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