tl;dr college professor publicly roasted me for being obese
>Philosophy lecture
>Professor says Camus was being nihilistic
>Make a bad argument about sisyphus because I'm exasperated at his shit take
>Professor says "Not by a long shot. Now apply that level of reductionism to your calorie intake and you'll be able to fit in one seat."
>Whole lecture hall bursts out laughing
>People I don't fricking know laughing at me
>People I don't fricking know talking about me
>People sharing the video on social media
Before you say it I've been trying really hard to lose weight, I go to the gym, I do my research. Matter of fact is I have ADHD and stopping eating is near impossible for me. It kills me on the daily that I haven't weighed under 300 lbs since I was 18.
Surely I can get this old fricking butthole fired? This shits ruined my self esteem and I don't even want to go back in on Monday
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Report him, get him fired. And sue the college, make some money from this incident.
teacher did nothing wrong
LMAO he BTFOd your fatass
Based professor
Get on stims, they help adhd and make you less hungry
doc offered me but I'm hesitating, I already get out of breath I don't want to fricking die
no. it's humiliating. I want it gone. not like one of you won't find it on tiktok in the next 5 minutes
why do you morons not realize bitterness and misery doesn't motivate anyone? I know you're sitting at your PC thinking you'll gain motivation any second now from destroying your self esteem over and over like your dad did but I ain't falling down that pit
do this
Except i have gotten lean this year chock a block
I went from overfat to lean and gained muscle. I had a huge gut and a fat face.
sharing the video on social media
Link to video?
this or else fake and gay
>trying really hard to lose weight
>300 lbs
Lol lmao if you were serious you’d just lose weight instead of trying to sue someone over hurt feeling.
How about I wrap a spiked baseball bat around your head?
My feelings are hurt now I’m suing!
Good
This should motivate you, roly poly
Beat his ass, show him the power of the permabloat then get shredded
He called you out for being a fat moron, which you are.
How about you stop eating food? Don't eat less, just stop entirely.
Genuinely can't tell if this thread is filled with gullible newbies or other morons playing along
I'm on the clock, I get paid to be stupid.
And that how IST degrades the quality of your mind over time.
>apply that level of reductionism to your calorie intake and you'll be able to fit in one seat
Read this in a grentext before
So sad this is fake
image paying $123456 to sit in a classroom and listen to some psudeo-intellectual homosexual talk about ancient capeshit characters.
Philosophycels have to be the biggest pretentious try-hards around
It may seem like that but it's extremely important. Think about ethics, aesthetics, logic and how that touches every other academic field.
that's for queers
Take STEM classes and lift
Its still important to STEM
Cope that stuff is a waste of time in reality. You think engineers decide what they work on? Nah the executives make those decisions and they’re business men. It’s important to business not STEM.
subhuman take
t. STEM student and 105kgx10 bench
Your professor gave you a good roast. Laugh at it, give him some cred for being cool. People will like you a lot more. Everyone gets roasted and laughed at some point. What separates the dull morons from the rest is that they can't take it while cool people can.
Keep your weight loss up, think of a good comeback to give him after you lost the weight.
>nuIST doesn't recognize this copypasta
fit is a place where anons come to leave IST forever so it makes sence most of us are newblood
>Im gonna go larp as a BTFO fatty on a board that hates fatties.
This thread is an iq test, reply and you have failed
He gagged you bad
>People sharing the video on social media
If you report him he'll get fired. The fact that people managed to record this means he's ultra fricked.
In my high school 3 teachers got fired in one year for roasting students.
>fired in one year for roasting students.
were they Hamas working at a israeli school?
Germany
>People sharing the video on social media
Well?
Air hostess said the same to me on a Delta flight, maybe I'll get her fired.
Fat people should just stay quiet until they lose weight. Nothing more infuriating than someone saying something moronic and when you turn around to see who said that shit it's a fat lard elemental piece of shit. I want to get up and swing a metal chair at your pudgy face.
Racist
>obese
>redditor
>mentally ill
>moron
holy shit have a nice day