>told my therapist that life begins at 12%
>had to explain what that meant
>she laughed
>told my therapist that life begins at 12%. >had to explain what that meant. >she laughed
>told my therapist that life begins at 12%
>had to explain what that meant
>she laughed
THE SADDEST NOISE, THE SWEETEST NOISE
THE MADDEST NOISE THAT GROWS AND GROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Beat her up
was it an approving laugh?
It was a like I can't believe this laugh
I doubt it she's several years older than me. Also even though she is objectively very attractive I don't care because I actually need serioius help so I tell her all sorts of stuff that I imagine would give women icks normally like that I cry a lot and that I have no friends etc
my parents pay for it
Therapists are all perverts so don't apply normal standards of behaviour to them.
>she laughed
She wants the D anon
>FEMALE THERAPIST
Dis. OP should've gotten a nice male israelite therapist. Those guys did create psychology after all
I do feel like male therapists are better
>it took IST 5 posts to reveal the truth
You guys need to visit Kazakhstan more often.
can confirm it is a waste of time with a female therapist. They do not understand what it is like to be a man any more than a 50 year old man knows what its like to be a 13 year old girl.
>therapy
ngmi
no problem can be solved by talking about your fee fees to a complete stranger that treats you like a source of income
and if your problem can be solved by that then it wasn't a real problem to begin with
man up you pussy
This unironically. If you see a therapist, you ngmi automatically
>talking about your fee fees
That's part of it, you tell them how you feel and why you think you feel that way and sometimes they try to reframe or explain things like a friend would, but mostly they gather informatiom about you so they can come up with a treatment plan. For example if you have intrusive memories of bad experiences they can do something called EMDR which makes it less intense over time. A decent therapist teaches you to be your own therapist then gradually cuts you loose, they aren't all grifters trying to keep you on the hook forever.
>12%
QRD?
"life begins at 12% bodyfat"
Gymcels think that if you get so lean that you can see your ribs next to your abs that life becomes easier for you when in reality they feel starved and low energy all the time and they have no libido if they aren't roiding
>be me
>~12% bf
>look good
>mog this moron
life is good
You look fantastic anon, how long did it take?
3 years on and off, got a good program from a good PT, low bodyfat is crucial. This was me during wrestling a few months ago
I got a mire about having muscle with a shirt on yesterday
anon... what are you trying to say?
now put a shirt on and see if anyone can tell you lift lol
wide shoulders, thin waist
he looks great in anything
Can confirm. You're just dizzy all the time when you cut. Then when you actually eat something, you gain like 5-6lbs in a day. Like at 12% I'm 231lbs but I hover around 236. It's unrealistic to stay at 12% unless you're starving yourself at 800 calories a day and exorcising 2-3 hours a day just cardio and anaerobics.
>12% is unrealistic
you're a pathetic exucse for a man
>12%
>231lbs
>800 calories
Gr8 b8 m8
TDEE is gonna be well over 3000cal at 231lb and that's before the exercise
The striations that appear next to your abs when you get lean aren’t your ribs moron, it’s the serratus.
I maintained 13% bodyfat all summer with no noticable side effects or decreased performance in the gym as a Natty that's over 30yo.
Some people are just really weak minded.
>he thinks serratus is ribs
how fat are u anon
12% of your lifespan. Say the average life expectancy is 80, 12% is 9.6. he's saying like begins at the later half of age 9
Despite only being 12%, my bodyfat makes 50% of women wet
she's a therapist AND a woman, lol. lmao even. the 2 )two( most useless professions in the world.
she's laughing because she thinks its cute.
does it bother you to know that she profits off your lack of progress. In fact, she has financial interest in your failure.
Therapy makes me hate humanity.
Here this person will solve your problems and help you... For $150 an hour. If I was rich do you think I'd have this many problems??
Lol and the one time my parents got therapy for me the therapists just sat and stared at me. I am more embarrassed I said a word and that my parents made such a poor choice than anything. Instead of understanding my issues they just forwarded it to the experts (tm)
americans lol
>For $150 an hour
Kek I bet you tip him too don't you anon
she probably thinks you have an eating disorder now
enjoy being fattened
>go to female therapist
>literally the very root of the "body acceptance" "love your flabs" "buy my meds to cope with your feelings" movement
>act surprised when she ridicules the idea that being chubby makes your life suck, or that being slim makes people treat you better
Are you dumb?
I don’t know if this will help you anon, but I had a relationship with an 8/10 as an absolute skinnyfat auschwitz israelite. The relationship was a trainwreck but still, you got a lot of unrealistic viewpoints. Life ain’t IST, my man
LMAO
You made me miss my therapist for some reason...
>therapy
Imagine paying money to talk to a roastie who has never faced any hardship and has never had a single problem in her entire life. The mental health industry is a complete joke.
I work at a cafe and 95% of the women who work there are studying psychology. Is it a scam degree for easy entry into university? Why are so many women taking it and getting into debt?
name a job where you sit all day just talking to people doing a minimum amount of thought and work and get paid at least $60 an hour or more without needing a shit ton of credentials for jobs like consultations
CEO
Usually when people study psychology in college it's because they think it will help them to understand their own issues.
As for the women studying it and their career prospects it's uncommon for women to have any ability to plan for the future like that.
Also cf. psychology vs. psychiatry
Literally my 3 last dates were with psychologists. I wonder if I attract a special kind of deranged women for some reason or if all females now are graduating in psychology.
women are social animals and the being able to manipulate the mind of another is an incredible social power. Basically they want to be the hot stacey that can mind-break a man with just her words
I seed 2 womans kissing in street their Lebanons and made me mad so I raped the too womans and now their my girlfriends
Your’re girlfriends wat?
> go down to 13%
> people make more eye contact with me, like they're eyes are dragged into mine.
Feels weird
same, although fatter
but i am not sure if their interest is kind
one woman grabbed her bag to her chest
another hid her kid behind her back
>they're
Kys
because it begins at 10
>she
You do realize that female therapists are completely useless? Not that normal therapists were useful to begin with but females are even worse.
Women and men live in such radically different worlds that women can't even begin to fathom the issues men go through.
I've been going to a team of 4 women specialists (psychiatrist, psychologist, social worker and theatre therapist) for my alcoholism (it's a government financed program) and it's been helping me loads. Then again, it's not really crying about your problems, but learning to be mindful of your triggers, identifying your emotions that might lead to a relapse, etc. So women therapists can be useful, just maybe not in dealing with the IST variety of autism. Though if I could change them all to men I'd do it in a heartbeat, maybe leave the cute one for enjoyment though lol
Good luck anon, WAGMI
Yikes
My therapist said that I have sexy arms. It creeped me out.
>therapist
Imagine being American
Should I get a therapist? I’m an Incel and I have no friends diagnosed Asperger’s
>going to therapy
>as a man
why are you gay
She was laughing because everyone knows it's all about FFMI
>therapist
Extremely american post
'therapy' is just a conformist psyop
Therapy is very dependent on the therapist. I thought about killing myself a lot and dropped out of school so I went to a therapist for a year. I liked her and she was super cute and nice. It was very helpful for me to be able to speak with someone honestly because I couldn't do it with my family or friends all my life. But I didn't have to pay for it. Overall it helped, but it likely played a small role in actual improvement. It was something I looked forward to and it helped keep the kms thots away.
That was many years ago, but this past year my BPD gaslit me into believing I'm the one who needed therapy. My therapist this time was a man and an amateur bodybuilder and the whole thing was a total waste of time. Plus he overcharged the shit out of me until he basically felt guilty and refused to see me anymore lol, lmao even. To his credit it's because I wasn't the one in the relationship who needed therapy.
what's this?
Mushroom cap
Penis (male)
Bepis xDD
a penis anon
weird to think that the guy on the left now sucks and fricks trannies in Thailand, raw at that. Watching that clip felt awkward as frick, like seeing the dick of someone you know in real life on tv.
i would love to have therapy paid by my parents
but i live alone
and i don't actually have any psychological problems
Holy frick. You guys are all about sleeping right cuz you realize thats needed for gainz but are shitting on the guy that obviously needs free therapy getting free (for him) therapy?
Yikes. Thats weakness gents. Strength acknowldeges weakness and trains it. Thats what frickin therapy does to your feelings.
>Gay Reddit therapy advocate got rekt is it's buttmad
>putting a woman in an authoritative position above you that also does psychobabble
understandable since you are a young dyel zoomer and not know any better and this is normal for you
>she laughed
at how pathethic and autistic your statements are
>posting chud images whilst being 100% the opposite of a chud
this place is fricking terrible now a days
Did your therapist allow you to think that?
I literally cannot imagine how therapy can help anyone solve problems. To me it looks like all you do is learn to feel better about unsolved problems. That is all.
Respectfully,
>parents divorce, presented it to me in a way that it was a good thing and I was super lucky to have parents who weren’t together and how amazing it would be to have to watch them date new people who treat me like shit
>was far too young to understand what divorce truly meant so took their word and didn’t really pay it any further kind, just accepted it
>force me into therapy insisting I’m fricked up now due to their selfish decision, therapist after therapist
>All tell me I have to be messed up and surely I have issues (ages 7-13) and just insist I’m damaged when I don’t have anything to say, then they speak over me and never let me talk when I actually do have an issue
>basically parents try to make me speak to a therapist so they don’t have to take accountability and talk to me themself but all it serves is to show me these pseudo doctors are a scam
THEN,
>get therapist on own as adult, same shit, this fat israelite speaks over me and interrupts me steals my fricking money never helps me
>swear off it knowing I was right, few years later hit low spot in life
>get new therapist one last attempt
>gaydar off the charts with this dude, decide everyone deserves a chance and if he helps me the I couldn’t care less if he enjoys wiener
>actually helping me, actually making improvements, appointments are like accountability measure for me
>start brightening up, tell him how happy I’ve been feeling now, tell him all these interests that have resurfaced that I want to explore like baking cooking art music etc
>Leans in with this dopey smile and glazed eyes and goes
>Well those would be great and… You are very.. those interest I mean… are VERY attractive
Just the way he said it and that stupid fricking look on his face. I couldn’t do it anymore. He just couldn’t chill and keep it professional. 7 months and I had to block the homosexual and quit. I don’t need it anymore I probably never did. I’m doing great on my own.
7 therapists & all were scams.
The only good therapists are men above 60
She will put you on SSRIs that make you fat
How to get a therapist?
Gay
What the frick is "cf" you moron
Imagine being moronic enough to fall for b8 that obvious
I'm a simple man. I see bait, I bite it.
homosexual
Abbreviation of Latin "confer," which basically means "confer."
Confer these ballz, moron
I don’t know what a psychologist could tell me about myself that I don’t already know. Besides that it’s not like they can do anything to fix it since you can’t change someone’s character or personality. It’s like “oh you isolate yourself to avoid potential rejection because your parents blah blah blah….” Ok and?
Yeah, exactly. We are already analytical introspective motherfrickers on here
>therapist
>go to therapy once
>banned from owning animals or firearms for life
Great way to spend money
Decent bait, but tagging so many people makes it too obvious.
based, start blackpilling her and showing her pictures of prime chico and o'pry. Talk about how you are saving up for all the mogger surgerys for your jaw, maxilla, chin, cheek, eye area.
My therapist doesn't understand comparing yourself to every single man you see and declaring him either dyel or a roidtroony depending on his physique in relation to my own.
>I can't help but notice you value others based on their bodies but don't look too muscular yourself. Care to expand on that?
Murder is the only way forward
>I'm smarter than you because I need help that you don't
>talking to female therapist about body dismorpia
>say how my mirror on my closet makes me feel hideos like Joe Rogan shirtless
>but when i look at my bathroom mirror I feel like an anime character
>she asks to see a picture
>laugh it off saying I don't have any
still wondering what to make of this