Come one, come all, to this Tuesday's tomboy appreciation thread! Post tomboys, discuss your tomboy dreams, and help your brothers in arms with their burning need for tomboys! We are all united in our quest for tomboy perfection!
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i will be watching this thread with great interest
She’s kind of cute. Over under on if she will
>troon out
>get fat
>get married and have kids before it’s too late
>Mentally ill /misc/ack brings up trannies out of nowhere again
GRACIE GRACIE GRACIE
I lost my shit laughing at the YouTube comment where that guy says please be my female boyfriend.
What's with the bible scripture on her YouTube and the whole lesbian vibe? Mixed Signals
>and the whole lesbian vibe?
She has the Lesbian phenotype.
She looks exactly like other lesbians I know.
I'm 99% sure she's a lesbian even though I never met her, that's how confident I am.
Captcha : 8D0YK
Who is she? The comments seem to indicate she is internet famous?
I think she used to date Logan Paul
Hairy tomboy pits ftw.
When's the new video drop?
looks 100% like a guy which means you are 100% gay
Disgusting pooner with fraudvoice
Very, very pretty. Wonderful bone structure, lovely nose. Tattoos are not ideal but no facial piercings is great, and obviously she can grow her hair out again.
Messy free short hair is cute but done up short hair on women looks dykish and reverts to tryhard appearance driven female, which is what tomboys are presumably supposed to escape.
Piercings are way better than Black person scribbles.
She'll be a great mother
I would impregnate this dude many times. It's over. I am an actual homo.
That is hot
what a frickin cutie
Happy Tomboy Tuesday
Today is also Bench day. It's a good day.
same brother, full upper/lower 8 day split mogs
8 day split? How many rest days after that?
-1. The secret to gains is to train 8 days a week.
>not bending space and time to get more time for gainz
NGMI
>Tuesday
>bench day
mondays are bench days anon, tuesday is back day
I know, I was supposed to go yesterday, but I was wiped out from a shitty lunch and kayaking on Sunday
fair enough anon, hope your bench session went well
Yours as well, making good progress
she could put on some weight
eggplant vomit
the tomboy must be petite and composed of lean muscle, compact and strong enough to crush the skull of a man grown betwixt her sweaty, hard thighs
Tomboys are meant to be MILF’d
they may only be MILF'd by a man who is strong enough to resist their crushing thighs and can also dominate them to fill them with seed and make them voluptuous, amazonian matrons
Why do you think I lift?
touche, it is one of the reasons I do as well
Sometimes affectionately referred to as "momboys", tomboy MILFs are actually surprisingly rare in this day and age - the work of maintaining a tomboy lifestyle often clashes with the stress of raising a child, and many tomboy mothers end up gradually losing their tomboyish mien. However, those tomboys who manage to balance these two aspects of their personality end up becoming the absolute pinnacle of what it is to be a woman.
I demand your strongest most massive tomboy thighs potion seller.
They are the peak of womanhood as declared by Jehovah and God Emperor Leto Atreides II
It should be noted that such a balance is much more easily managed with the assistance of a caring and capable partner - hence the need for a tombro to become strong and fit, to be able to keep up in assisting with chores and childrearing to allow the tomboy to maintain her figure and form.
She could lose some weight
So pretty
>she could put on some weight
>webm displaying a fatty rearranging her shapewear to try to cover up how bad she looks
Go change your smoke detector battery.
Women who comport themselves as though they were men are disgusting degenerates.
She could lose some weight
That's the stuff man.
neuron has been activated
Almond status: activated
what routine to get my gf this body?
for reference, her body looks like
Name?
>navel piercing hole
0/10, would not bang
>obligatory Patty post.
>Forgot pic.
lean beef patty is nice too, but i think she needs several blowjobs from several different people, I couldn't hope to give her sufficient blowjobs. She is a highly desirable alpha female who needs the attention of many handsome boys at her nethers.
I still dream of the day when I can get a tomboy gf like pic related
I fricking love good looking redheads. Would be better with longer hair tho
i want to worship those muscles.
oil them up nice and sheen, massage them, kiss her right on her biceps while she poses for me.
i'd kiss her right on the tummy.
I have some bad news about her...
(fat and no longer a tomboy)
hope this is a trole post
Its real and she fricks doctors, scientists, and lawyers only.
>be born with succubus genetics (redhead, nice ass, pretty face, long tongue)
>just throw it away
Why
shes kinna butch.
you think shes a top?
how come girls are so cute when they're trying to be tough
the threads of fate have been severed, anons.
7/10 6'+ mid titty tomboy gf or death
ugly bastard accepts a warrior's death
*ascends ugly bastards*
Who is she!?
Kortney Olsen
Y E S
E E
S S
>4HOPP
FINISH HIM
>Tomboy Tuesday
just don't enter the thread
Tell us about her
Serious question, bros. I have acquired the tomboy gf, we've been together for seven months now and I love her to pieces. But recently I've been having night terrors stemming from a crippling fear that I wouldn't be able to protect her if something or someone wanted to hurt her. I've redoubled my routines to get stronger but the paranoia isn't going away. What do I do? I'm still extremely terrified something is going to happen, even though there is no basis for such a fear in reality (and I KNOW my gf is strong enough to defend herself if she needed to).
all is but a feeling, and you have a choice, always.
I know this is true, but no matter how much I try to choose not to feel the fear it continues to affect me.
I admit, it feels obvious but I hadn't considered learning how to fight. I guess I just thought in my nightmare situations the ability to fight would be irrelevant, but thinking on it now I suppose the bigger benefit is the feeling of control in a terrifying situation.
The biggest benefit of doing martial arts is giving anxiety about a lack of control an outlet. Once I started doing BJJ all those sorts of nightmares and anxieties vanished, I'm terrible at it and I don't expect to ever win a competition, but I'm not an anxious shit anymore.
My recommendation is to find out what types of gyms are nearby (boxing, muay thai, BJJ, judo, kickboxing, wrestling), and pick whichever is easiest for you to get to regularly.
Do you do any martial arts? I found since starting boxing that these sorts of fears have died down.
Practice two different types of kicks and punches. 100 a day, normal and southpaw.
I’ll come over tonight and rape you + her to break the jitters. It gets easier/less scary after the first time.
You said it yourself, it has no basis in reality.
You could become the next Tyson, get CCs+John Wick training for the both of you, and you'd still get the same fear. Just replace the pack of wild Black folk with car crashes and freak accidents, illness, etc.
Try sparring with her. You’ll feel what she’s capable of, and what you can do, and it should help relieve the anxiety.
My tomboy wife and I do martial arts together, highly recommended. We did karate together all through highschool/college, and we've been doing BJJ for the last couple years.
You're man, it is natural and healthy to want to protect your loved ones. Don't sit there worrying about it, take steps to get stuff done.
Married to my best friend, 10/10 would recommend. Onwards, tombros! WAGMI
>BJJ
NTA but I've noticed a lot of tombros in these threads do BJJ. I might look into that, I've only ever done a little bit of tae kwon do when I was younger.
Take fighting classes and learn to accept that life isn't always in your control.
Buy a glizzy. Stay alert. Violent felon max
Buy a gun.
Get into martial arts. Bjj or boxing. Don't give up lifting, but try attending a fighting gym twice a week. The simple fact I did made my tomboy so happy.
It's okay Anon, you are feeling like the protector. Like a dad that is anxious to protect his daughter.
Buy a gun, train fighting likeboxing or MMA.
Keep lifting.
And if all else fails, eventually you should go talk to a therapist.
>How can I protect someone I love
It's called a gun. Learn to shoot you pussies.
Aww, is the little pussy so weak that he needs a weapon to be strong, like a complete coward, huh? homosexual, only weaklings rely on weapons. Use your fists like a real mean, frickhead. And no, your homosexual, little gun couldn't do shit to me. You'd be dead before you could even pull the trigger, and even if you could shoot me, your measly, little bullets would just bounce off my skin without even leaving a single scratch. Weak, pathetic homosexual. Grow some balls.
>Use your fists like a real mean, frickhead
chubbycheeks you have never been in a fight
I've been in millions, and I've won every single one of them. No one can beat me. You've clearly never been in one, though, "chubbycheeks".
wrestling with your gay uncle isn't a fight, chubbyboy
real shit ends with knives and live ammo if you're unlucky
that's how we know you're a fricking pale boy pretending to be tough shit lmao, mr "I've won them all" kkkkkk
Going to repeat what everyone with a brain already told you, buy a gun. I will add also carry at least 1 knife at ALL times.
>but I'm not American!
Sucks to be you. Send your tomboy to me and I'll protect her proper.
My wife and I have been banging a tomboy. On the whole, 6.5/10, would kinda recommend. She looks great naked but her obsession with wearing masc shit out and about is offputting. Also she’s not great at sucking dick or eating pussy, and “doesn’t believe in cut/bulk cycles” so she maintains a small amount of subcutaneous fat despite being very athletic.
It’s not necessarily all it’s cracked up to be, lads. Not bad either though.
>It’s not necessarily all it’s cracked up to be, lads. Not bad either though.
Sounds like dating in general pretty much. Tomboys are great, but a lot of dudes in these threads need to temper their expectations
As someone who is married to a tomboy, I can confirm that while having her in my life is the best thing that's ever happened to me, it wasn't the near-religious experience some anons make dating a tomboy out to be. She makes me a better man, but that would be true even if she wasn't a tomboy. The key is that I fell in love with her, and that is what I think is the important thing for guys in this thread: you can't assume you will fall in love with a tomboy just because she exists, it's just a bit more likely because of shared interest.
When we lift for our tomboys, we lift for love, plain and simple.
>My wife and I have been banging a tomboy.
How did you two meet her?
She’s a friend and colleague from my PhD days. We collaborated and do sports stuff together
Yeah, I suppose it is! Good thing is we’re not dating her, would be insufferable. Just FWBs, which works out great for all involved
>but her obsession with wearing masc shit out and about is offputting.
I'm afraid you've confused me, anon. Isn't that part of the point? That they wear masculine clothes despite being feminine?
Listen, we didn’t set out to find a tomboy to bang, it just sort of happened. There are aspects of her being a tomboy that I enjoy, like her cute short haircut, her adventurous personality unconstrained by traditional female gender roles, and her unabashedly nerdy interests which have historically been associated with men (vidya, warhammer, etc)
BUT there are some things I don’t like. Her proclivity for masc clothing is one of those. I like banging dudes too, but if I’m banging women I like them to dress like women.
how dare she not make fitness her entire personality by not getting rid of subcutaneous fat just so she can appear a little more "aesthetic" to maintain unicorn fricktoy status?
Fitness is already her whole deal, she’s been playing [INSERT TEAM SPORT HERE] for like 25 years. She just can’t into nutrition, seems a waste.
Marriage isn’t open, it just currently includes optional tomboy FWB/fricktoy. lrn2difference or simply continue to cope, comma, seethe.
No, the pussy is great, it’s the blowjobs I’m complaining about. She’s tight af, like ludicrously so. Just very limited oral technique.
>open marriage
this isn't reddit you gross bisexual
Most homies don't get no pussy and you're complaining about the spare.
Some people's kids.
I will literally kill myself if I can't get an FFM by age 33.
Pic fricking related
absolute degeneracy
get the frick off the thread lol
your dyke isn't a "tomboy"
we use the anime standard here, wienersucker
>animegay is shocked in horror to hear how real tomboys are
What do we NEED!? And when are we getting it?
Thread blessed.
I too want some tomboy pussy. Should have been better friends w my childhood crush, she’s lesbian now :/
Happened to me too except she started taking test and calling herself a man now so it's a lost cause. I've got my own tomboy gf now so I try not to think about her even though I sometimes reminisce about us playing Soul Calibur 2 and Star Fox Assault back when I was in middle school. Shit gets me sad just thinking about it, I hope she doesn't end up committing suicide someday.
very strong little mac energy.
I want her to slip her arm around my shoulder and call me 'babe'.
>No problem babe.
>I got this babe.
YOU KNOW IT BABY
what did they mean by this
Superman's gonna break that buck so good he isn't even going to think of stealing an unattended bicycle.
[TRAINER PEPE]
>Ahh, Wojak, how very good of you to make it in for leg day once again. And what may I do for you, today, sir? A stylish Instagram video? A soothing pre-workout sauna? Come, squat sir. Squat.
[TO THE TUNE OF 'Pretty Women']
[WOJAK]
You see sir a man, infatuate with gains,
their ardent and eager thot!
So fetch the dumbbells and heavy stones,
and let me become extremely toned,
a sprinkling perhaps of Trenbolone,
but first sir I think a spot.
[PEPE]
>The closest you've ever got
>*whistles*
In a merry mood today, Mr. Frogg?
>'Tis your preworkout catching fire from one man to the next!
'Tis true big lifts can still inspire
the blood to pound, the weights leap higher!
What more?
[BOTH]: What more can man require?!
Than love sir?
>More than love sir?
What sir?
>Tomboys
Ah yes tomboys!
>Pretty tomboys.
[Pepe prepares to spot Wojak during his PR on the squat.]
>Now then, my friend...
>...Now to your purpose.
>Patience, enjoy it.
>This rep can’t be performed in haste!
Make ROM and with this rep I'll have a muscled ass!
>My lord!
>And what may it be said is your intended goal?
The grass...
And a tomboy like Hibiki...
>Akemi is the best girl.
Huh? What was that?
>Nothing sir, nothing!
>Pretty tomboys
>Love roughhousing,
>Swinging kettles,
>Smiling...
>Pretty tomboys
>Are a wonder.
>Pretty tomboys!
>Disregarding makeup or tying back their hair,
>Something in them cheers the air.
>Pretty tomboys
Squatting heavy...
>Squatting near you.
Miring...
>Squat forever.
Benching lightly...
>Pretty tomboys
[BOTH, TOGETHER & ALTERNATING]
Pretty tomboys!
>Sweating on the inclines or
Sweating on the inclines...
>Repping out their deads,
Repping out their deads, then they leave
>Even when they leave,
Even when they leave the gym and vanish, they somehow can still can remain there with you
>They still are there. They're there!
[BOTH]: Ah!
>Pretty tomboys,
>In the mirror,
In the wheatfields
>Dragonflagging
Lollygagging
>Eyes are shining
[BOTH TO FINISH]:
How they make a man sing!
Proof of Heaven as you're living...
Pretty tomboys! Sir, pretty tomboys!
Yes, pretty tomboys!
Pretty tomboys,
Pretty tomboys,
Pretty tomboys!
This is probably the best post i've read in the past 5 years.
Thanks bro, glad somebody liked it. Felt like making some OC.
I liked it too, it's just been a long time since I listened to Sweeney Todd.
Alright, quick tomboy check-in! Tell me where you are at:
>still seeking tomboy
>located tomboy, currently pursuing
>acquired tomboy gf
>married tomboy wife
>am a tomboy
Still seeking tomboy.
I've unfortunately made it to that shitty dating age where any of the single girls my age are either single moms (usually with niglets) or fat. Living in East Texas really limits my options.
30s?
Texas sure as hell doesn't help
I feel that. I've come to understand that I'm basically expecting to find a unicorn and I don't know if my standards are undeservedly high or if I should not settle
Texas is one of the worst states in the country that ignorantly thinks it's the best.
If you have nothing tying you to that shit hole then at least consider moving.
>Colorado is always the least obese by a significant margin
What causes this? There's no ostensible differences between it and other mountain states. Why is Utah or Idaho notably worse?
Higher average education level and higher GDP per Capita. Probably some other factors as well, but we know richer and more educated people are less likely to be overweight.
Ok that makes a lot of sense actually. Now of only Californians would stop moving here
But virginia isn't affected?
I think that figure is buoyed by the concentration of jobs around NOVA/DC area. Everywhere else in the state is pretty dumb
I've lived in the DC metro. Maryland/DC/Virginia you've got 3 really rich areas where you need to be making 6 figures in order to pay rent and then the rest is trash.
Of course they still live more sedentary lives than they do in Colorado because shits humid and insane traffic makes everyone stay home more.
Huh. That explains why there are so many tomboys in Colorado.
I'm moving there in 42 hours 16 minutes and 29 seconds. Don't worry I'm from the Dakotas, not California.
Post demographics.
>have obesity
That's right! I caught obesity; through no fault of my own.
looks like Delaware or whatever the frick continent this thing is takes the w
that's colorado, you mongoloid
>continent
are you pretending to be moronic
>New York, California, Florida, Texas
if it's none of the above, it's irrelevant
Tbh Colorado is probably the most relevant contender after those three. Maybe tied with florida
Don't be ashamed to date younger. Not creepily so. The formula is half your age plus 8 for your minimum. If you're 30, date 23 year olds. Not weird at all. If you're 40, 28 year olds.
Half your age plus 7.
It's even on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#%22Half-your-age-plus-seven%22_rule
Married tomboy wife. She is the reason I lift.
Have tomboy gf of 5 years. As a mirror of what another anon said up the thread we sometimes date/fwb other girls up and I'm always shaken by how much effort they put into all their girly shit. My gf loves dude clothes and has not worn makeup of any kind since I've known her, and then sometimes I'll watch a girl climb into 14 pieces of clothing just to make an outfit and then get all made up. Don't get me wrong feminine girls are hot Iin their own right but the maintenance is exhausting just to look at.
degenerate homosexuals
Mad due to low skill, sorry anon I hope you can improve.
>acquired tomboy gf
I'm the anon who met the tomboy at the BJJ tournament after being autistic about old fighting manuals I collect like 2 weeks ago. We're dating now and it feels pretty good man.
My dude I know I've said it already but god damn am I proud of you. I'm proud of any anon who gets themselves a tomboy gf/wife.
*brofist*
Thanks bros
Don't go into it looking for a tomboy specifically, but yeah BJJ attracts the type of women who would be seen as such. Focus on just being a part of the community and you'll have a greater chance of meeting a tomboy to date.
>Don't go into it looking for a tomboy specifically, but yeah BJJ attracts the type of women who would be seen as such.
Oh, no, I'm already married to a delicious tomboy, I just meant I've genuinely been looking for something to do. Like if I get to see more cute tomboys so much the better, but I trust my fellow tombros in these threads for a good martial art to learn for myself.
oh yeah, BJJ is a lot of fun and all the people I've met doing it are great. I think grappling has something fundamental to the human psyche in it, and BJJ seems to be the best at scratching that itch for most people.
I'd recommending doing both gi and no gi if you can, they compliment each other really well.
King. Genuinely warms my heart 🙂
Not only am I married to a tomboy, we are raising a daughter and I am doing everything in my power to make sure she is fit and active, because I want her to be as strong and independent as her mother.
Seeking to improve myself enough to be worthwhile for 8/10 tall tomboy
You'll make it, anon. I believe in you.
Same, anon. We can make it.
given up on society in general and probably forever khhv but i think tomboys are cute and these threads cheer me up
seeking is the hardest part
pursuing is the easiest
Located one but unfortunately she has a boyfriend and a emotional support actual moron male bestfriend that she's always hugging or holding hands with when we hang out, impossible to claim for myself, such a shame since she's really pretty and actually lifts
The cute tomboy next door waved to me while I worked on her neighbors roof.
I gave her the JUST smile.
>still seeking tomboy
Always
>located tomboy, currently pursuing
This
>acquired tomboy gf
Previously this
>married tomboy wife
I did but we are not together anymore
>am a tomboy
No i'm actually more like a trad wife type tomgirl
>still seeking tomboy
Give it to me straight anons, I'm a shitskin, literal pajeet tier. Do I still have a chance with acquiring one? I'm generally confident in social situations and am fit, but the continuous bashing of my race and skin have rendered me blackpilled to an irrecoverable extent, to the point where I am genuinely afraid of women. Am I truly that disgusting to them? I can't tell.
unironically go back to your own country, youre shit outta luck in the west anon
there must be indian tomboys , don't give up jeetbro
Accept that you're ugly and focus on charisma, there are plenty of women who will overlook how you look for who you are
The most charismatic guy I've ever met was an international student from India
Located and pursuing. Things looking good fren
>still seeking tomboy
it's like they don't exist anymore
especially not in my age range that I can tell
>reee I want tomboy gf
Yea, you want it? Really? When was the last time you did something sporty? Gym doesn't count. Tennis? Swimming? Volleyball? Bouldering? Hiking? No? You think she's just gonna fall into your lap like that? They're not on dating apps, they're outside experiencing life. Oh you do? So did you find her? Did you talk to her? Could you even muster up the courage to do so?
Tomboys are still out there btw. Rare but they are out there and get this, society hates them now so they're going extinct and the best part is that some of them will love you simply for showing affection to them because of what they are.
Don't sit on your ass all day complaining on this stupid site, go out there and wife her you dumb frick. Godspeed anons.
>Rare but they are out there and get this, society hates them now so they're going extinct
My goal in life now is to help bring tomboys back from the brink of extinction. I have no idea how to do that but I desperately want the next generation of girls to know that being a tomboy is not only a valid way to live, but is in fact the PREFERRED womanly archetype. But I am only one man, up against forces that have sunk their claws deep into the minds of impressionable young women, so what am I to do? Am I to just give up and be thankful that I have a tomboy in my life?
A man can only do much but a group of men, well... Maybe we should start a movement or something to bring them back somehow.
I have actually strongly considered doing something to raise awareness for tomboys - there is a five day biking circuit in my state that gets a lot of coverage across the country, and people who do it often do so for that exact reason. I missed the deadline this year (though considering how fricking hot out it is I think I might have lucked out), but maybe next year I could join in to promote tomboy supremacy.
Or not, doing something like that might be too weird and autistic for people to understand, I don't know.
What will really happen is that the tomboy archetype is going to become the cool thing pushed by tiktok zoomers, all the real tomboys will bubble to the top, all the normie girls will try to copy it (inauthentically of course) but in the process there will be at least some girls who genuinely take a liking to the lifestyle and as a whole we'll have a net larger amount of tomboys. Unfortunately that will be at the expense of having to filter out all the fake tomboys
It's as simple as looking up old pictures of them online.
Making it a trend that lasts a season or two isn't good enough, we've gotta influence a whole generation.
More zoomer girls than ever are going to the gym, building muscle and also questioning traditional gender roles.
It's a double edged sword - they question gender roles, which facilitates tomboys, but it also facilitates lesbians and trannies. We need to figure out how to remove the latter while keeping the former.
Inject a bit more nuance and have them question aesthetic-based gender roles (like presenting girly, enjoying "girly" activities) but not fundamental gender roles like nurturing and supporting
Conversely there are masculine traits that are more performative like "muh beards" and being rowdy but real fundamental masculinity is derived from being a provider and protector.
Beyond atypicality, tomboys and trannies could not be more different.
Tomboys are rooted in biological essentialism, where the female can behave in manners not usually associated with women while still at their core being women and seen as women. In this case challenging gender norms is expressed in behavior.
Trannies say this deviation from the norm of a woman is not just natural expression of genetic diversity but a sign that the body does not match the mind and should undergo change for it. This style of challenging gender norms is through changing "gender" (trying to look like the opposite sex).
That's easy, just shill TERFs. Then you gotta deal with feminist women but it's a worthwhile tradeoff.
I thought most TERFs are lesbians
>buying into israelite propaganda about the sexes enables tomboys.
gays are moronic. Being a tomboy is pretty normalized in most of the west and common.
It’s being a rug munching dyke or shemale that’s rightfully shunned
I think the tomboy renaissance has already begun. After all, Louis Lane is a tomboy, so I Superman really is saving the day here.
Thats to say nothing of Zelda - BoTW and TotK have solidified her as a tomboy, and with the massive success of those games I feel like we are seeing the start to total tomboy supremacy in the media.
Good times ahead then!
Am tomboy married to the sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. He got me in to lifting and inspires me to not be a weak ass b***h.
Based Tomboy wife.
I wish you both the best.
Your husband is a lucky guy.
Thank you 😀 I wish you all the best too!
Funnily enough, I have a tomboy GF and I seem to attract tomboys a lot.
I too am a lucky guy.
Tomboys are the best.
God bless tomboys.
I hope on day I'll mary one, have kids and live happily ever after like you and your husband.
Awwe~ that's so sweet! Do it! Marry and have lots of babies! You get a best friend for life and someone who understands you like no one else~ and you two can lift in to the sunset~
Good advice.
Thanks!
Got tomboy wife.
After losing weight and lifting, I dumped my fatty GF (she refused to go to the gym or lose weight).
I am now seeking Tomboy GF. I'd rather be single and searching than settle.
I have a blue eyed tan tomboy gf, life is good
everyone replying to this is larping
>literally no one in existence has a girlfriend
Present. Acquired racist tomboy gf. We just finished Mobile Suit Gundam III, and we’re getting dinner to discuss with a friend (Gundam otaku) tonight. We also discussed, and have made plans, to move in together within the next 6 mo. We’re gonna make it bros.
unironically acquired tomboy gf
Saw QT tomboy in some kind of martial arts uniform in one of the group exercise rooms as I was leaving the gym today
I stopped for a second pretending to look at the class calendar they had posted on the wall but didn't summon the courage to go in and talk to her. Should have just naturally asked what class was happening in there, start a quick convo. I'll get em next week
>Should have just
Story of my life. Bros how do I think on my feet to come up with conversation starters?
I wish I had a mentally deranged, sadistic girlfriend with 9+ years of military hand-to-hand combative knowledge. Imagine coming home, walking through your front door and then she pops around the corner and puts you into a intense Thai clinch. Whips your head into a door frame. Delivers elbows that leave your brow split open. Hip throws you over a coffee table before kneeling onto your chest and throat. Gets bored and puts you into a painful wrist lock while kneeing you in the tailbone as she runs you into the walls of your house like a puppy dog on a leash. Surprises you around corners by palm striking you, breaking your nose on multiple occasions. Coyishly puts you into a rear choke before kicking out your knee and falling to the ground. Choke slams so hard you break a rib, just kneels harder on your collapsing lung. Then it's gets real intense. Imagine she grabs a extension cord and uses it as a makeshift garrote and rubs your dick against the ground while teasing you about not having a thicker neck. She kicks you in the solar plexus and mounts your face with her pants down and spends the next hour riding you like a electronic bull when you ask her what's for dinner. Insists on knife-fighting for foreplay. Orders you wrestle her, knowing full well she'll just cripple you for the rest of the week. Think of her trying to finally act submissive in bed and then you spank her a little to hard or grab at her too much and she spins around and heels you in the mouth before engaging in a clinch and headbutting you 3 or 4 times just from training practices. You look like you've been fighting with the local mounted police and their horse every day of your life. She constantly ambushes you while on the way to the garage or bathroom and kicks your leg out. You're so touched starved you don't even care, this is the best it's gonna get. You asked her for training but she knows she can't let you learn, she wants you to be hers forever but she wants you weak. You can't leave.
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Started my bodyweight routine today, I'm doing the Darebee 60 day Hero's Journey routine (I know, I know, >Darebee, but I'm starting from practically nothing so I figure I can do this and then find a better routine once I'm finished). My wife (the former tomboy whose fit frame I'm hoping to reclaim) came out and gave me pointers, and she even demonstrated how to do climbers for me, which was awesome because she got very into the exercise and said she might join me during future workouts, so I am over the moon right now. Every day I work out is a step in the right direction, and I truly believe I'm gonna get my sexy tomboy back.
Small update on this, my wife gave me a great gift today: not only did she come help me with my form, essentially acting as my personal trainer, but she straight up told me she was proud of me, she gushed about me to her siblings and she apparently nearly started crying from the sheer dedication to me improving and listening to her advice. She said she's committed now, she IS going to join me during my workouts and do the same bodyweight routine I am.
I'm doing it, tombros.
I'm getting my tomboy wife back.
(I'm not gonna blogpost every Tuesday for this but I'm just beyond touched at how happy she is and how motivated she's become).
Do tomboy play video games? All I do is lift and play vidya.
They do, but you're gonna need to have more interests than that if you want to score a cute tomboy.
I'm already a boring guy so I'm fricked.
Ahh, you'll be fine. Just be sweet and confident and you'll pick up a tomboy in no time.
HEY THAT’S ME IN THE SCREENCAP
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BAKER BOY AND HIS HOME GYM TOMBOY.
God I hope he's still with her. I adore stories of tomboys and tombros finding love.
Got stood up by a tomboy for a sports date we were gonna do. Soft nexted her. I have not given up. I know my tomboy is out there.
I hate women.
God Bless Tomboys.
Tomboys are love, tomboys are life.
Most based subset of females in existence.
Love me tomboys.
Thankfully, I've been blessed by God to have had and still to this day have Tomboy girlfriends.
I somehow attract tomboys, andI am attracted to tomboys.
Life is good.
I'm not even religious but I still thank God every day for making me attractive to tomboys.
BJJ is for gays. It even gave BJ in the name
Why arent I good enough? What does it take to become good enough?
I have a love-hate relationship with these threads. I miss her so much…
Talking to a new girl who’s a tomboy but she’s super short so it’s not the same. I feel like a pussy but frick.
If it makes you feel better, many tombros who have walked this path have been in your position. Just know you will make it to the other side, anon, and when you find the tomboy for you, all the pain from missing that other girl will slowly but surely fade away. You'll make it, my dude.
appreciate it
she was just way out of my league and very based
schizophrenia aint no joke
what does tomboy piss taste like?
It's pure cardarine that tastes like that "Black person rape 200%crazy, pretty in pink lemonade" preworkout
>planned to sit at IST all night like some goon
>see this thread
>read it
>desire to acquire, must improve self
I'm going to head out on a 5k run now, thanks for the inspiration based tomboy posters.
Welcome to the path of the tomboy, fren.
Always the most positive thread series.
Tragic how what works at her young age will definitely turn ugly in her 30's. Life be cruel.
I'm aging her in my brain while ignoring this post
and would still smash/impregnate.
A tomboy is the peak of what a woman is supposed to be when you think about it. Someone who is confident in themselves, not vain, cares for themselves, a great companion, loving, and just all-around a great person. The slim probability of finding one is what has kept me going all these years. I'm heading off to uni soon in a more liberal area so I pray to the lord I can find one there. wagmi.
This general is by far the best part of the board.
Nothing else gives me so much motivation. There's a perfect ratio of coomer bait, success stories and encouragement from fellow tombros.
I’d Saddam her Hussein if you know what I mean
I've had two short-haired tomboy gfs and the both dumped me.
Why did they dump you, anon?
Decided they don't want to continue a romantic relationship with me. No better reason given. One after 5 months, the other after 2.
Tbf I was and am still kind of a loser since I got bad depression after covid isolation. Still working myself out of that hole with therapy and exercise.
Third time's a charm.
blessed thread
Wait why is the entire state blue? I would figure the front range corridor is educated but everywhere else is average
They both have witch face.
Started lifting in May. Hit 110kg bench 2 weeks ago. My friend who got me into lifting said I have to hit 3pl8 bench before I can obtain picrel.
How do I increase my bench fast bros?
>t. 5”8 76kg
nice bait
Not bait just months of push-ups, dips and pull-ups before joining a gym. Also genetics I guess, I was a strong kid.
Post body.
While I love tomboys in general, I can't deny that tanned tomboys are a particular weakness of mine. I wish my wife was able to tan, but every time she goes out into the sun she gets a severe rash without lots of protection (like to the point she's basically allergic to the sun).
That’s what you get for marrying a Transylvanian.
The b***h! She told me she was from Wisconsin!
60s tomboy
dolores on the dotted line tom boy
How many push ups do I need to do in order to acquire a tomboy gf with abs?
67 reps in one minute.
Better to have OC that recycled images.
I want someone to post a tomboy that's never been posted before, but that's pretty difficult without stalking instas.
Easy
very nice
What's your technique?
Follow athletics - wrestling, rowing, weightlifting, softball, etc.
Unfortunately I've found that many wrestler chicks are very femme off the mat, not nearly as many tomboys as you'd expect.
and this is bad because? tomvoys are supposed to be feminine. in fact they are the primal expression of femininity. before all the extras we tacked onto that definition.
Makes sense
>grabs your balls and fingers your ass
now thats rasslin'!
ooohohohohohhohohohoooooohohohohoh no please don't do anything too rough with me girls ahaahahahhahahaaaaahahahahaaaaa PLEASE I WASN'T TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR ASS IN THE SQUAT RACK
These threads are always pointless because actual tomboys do not post cutesy photos of themselves on social media
Here, look up this chart.
75 it is
Rollin
check emmmmmmmm
bump
what luck, i have to wait a minute and retype captcha yippee
rolllll
GOD DAMMIT! I didn’t just turn this into a pushup thread, did I?
Threads about to die, amigo. It ain't a problem.
when did tomboy tuesday turn into homosexuals talking about their relaship bullshit nobody cares about?
I care. I love hearing about tombros and their tomboy girlfriends/wives. It makes me happy.
attention tomboy tuesday posters
IT IS NO LONGER TUESDAY
TOMBOYS ARE CANCELLED
YOU ALL MUST NOW DISPERSE, OR YOU WILL BE PUT DOWN
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING
My ancestors are smiling upon me. Can you say the same?
I am unfortunately a test tube baby, I don't really have any ancestors :
>if it's none of the above, it's irrelevant
funny meme, but it is simply not true. america is a big and beautiful country full of natural wonders. i bet there are lots of tomboys in colorado, fyi -- it is supposed to be the fittest state. snowboarding tomboys, hiking tomboys, climbing tomboys... think about it
>i bet there are lots of tomboys in colorado, fyi -- it is supposed to be the fittest state. snowboarding tomboys, hiking tomboys, climbing tomboys... think about it
I don't need to think about it - it's 100% true. I've visited family that lives in Colorado and you literally cannot walk down the street in town without seeing at least two tomboys at any given time. It is a fricking mecca for tombros.
no matter how buff she is, i can console myself with the fact that i can probably kick her ass.
So can I buy that's not why I'm interested in her is it? It's her personality and discipline, both suited to being a loving wife and mother. What more does a man require.
>Verification Not Required
she would probably turn down a free blowjob from me.
my wife gets so mad when i show her pics from this thread because she was a huge tomboy and was super resentful of people making comments about her gender performance. naturally she despises the idea of being sexualized just for being a tomboy
literally just got to see a case of "stop sexualizing my tight wet pussy" in the wild, women are amazing creatures i tell you what
>my wife gets so mad when i show her pics from this thread
>she was a huge tomboy
>was
Oh no, are you okay?
she just seems like a nice person who deserves a slow, sensual blowjob.
(coos in lesbian)
breasts or gtfo
i wonder if she likes to wrestle?
i feel bad that i would probably kick her ass, she looks like she'd be so into it, but shes just a little short stack, her enthusiasm won't make up for our size difference.
she seems like a 'one at a time' type of girl. perhaps with a rare exception on special anniversaries.
A nice girl like that deserves a handsome boy who will give her head whenever she likes.
>TFW you invite your friend over to watch anime and he sees your Adolf Hitler desktop
TL: It’s Joever.
>tfw Mom invites her friends over and you have to change the Genshin Impact theme on your desktop
Tomboy storytime
>be mid 20s slob
>meet average looking girl who shares all my interests and has deep conversations together
>fast forward 10 years
>I'm now mid 30s
>complete transformation from 3 years of gym, combat sports, hiking and buying clothes that fit
>average girlfriend now below average
>she's gained weight, 0 defined muscles. Not full fat but chubby
>sex is boring, I'm always initiating
>she's only ever had 2 orgasms with me because "ew stop I feel like I want to pee"
>For the nth time: "Hey babe, do you wanna hit the gym with me today?" - "no thanks, I'm going to stick to my covid era YouTube workout that does absolutely frickall"
>also for the nth time "hey babe, we're on vacation, it would be so hot if you wore that revealing swimsuit/dress" - "ew no, I'm not confident to put on that kind of stuff. Stop objectifying me, I have my own style"
>Start having a difficult time maintaining erections
>Start feeling ashamed being seen with her in public
>Feeling like my masculine energy isn't balanced by a feminine partner
>Depression creeps in
>Start taking interest in other women
>Live in Asia so my transformation along with being Huwhyte means I'm a 8/10 on a bad day
>Realize I'm getting eyefricked all the time
>Start having random hookups on the side
>Meet a godly supermodel 10/10 Asian tomboy through social circles
>Under 10% bodyfat with a tall, slender, beautifully defined frame, has worked out religiously since high school and runs Spartan races
>8 years younger than me, skin softer than anything I've ever touched with a healthy tan
>Radiates youth, ambition, energy and strength
>Reads books, builds gardens in her yard
>I'm 30kgs heavier than her, she can lift me up and throw me around no problem
>Makes me boxed lunches
>Brings me to her favorite gyms and shows me proper deadlift and squat form
> Mfw she points to the dozen people running on treadmills and quietly whispers "don't bother doing that shit, they don't know how to work out"
>Takes me hiking offtrail deep into the mountains to forage for edible mushrooms, wild fruits and bamboo shoots
>Grew up poor in the mountains so knows how to survive off the land
>Dealt with x100 more painful experiences than I've ever had to, yet somehow emerged from them as a caring, beautiful person with the capacity to be dangerous
>Never went to college but self taught herself English
>Never complains about anything
>Works shit jobs to earn small money to support herself
>Never asks me to pay for anything
>Actually spends more money on me than I do on her
>Takes us on adventures and drives together to nearby provinces
>Great cooking with frugal ingredients
>Leaps onto me like Tarzan to initiate hands down the best sex of my life
>Make her cum the first time we frick
>Slow and sensual, hard and fast, everything I've ever imagined
>I pull out and spray all over her glistening abs, as I do she yanks my head down into a moaning passionate kiss until my body is made of jello
>Both just lying there panting
>Suddenly - "hey anon, can you take a photo of me like this? Just crop my face out. I want you to have it"
>Holy shit okay
>Fast forward 2 weeks, it's her birthday
>"Anon, I know it's not your birthday but I got something for you. Do you like black, red or green best?"
>"Umm I dunno, black?"
>Reaches into her bag and pulls out a lace thong and bra with cutout holes that barely covers anything
>Sheepishly asks "would it be ok if I wore this for you sometimes? My ex always wanted me to dress conservatively.."
>Mfw a tomboy supermodel has actually used her meager salary to buy 3 sets of revealing lingerie for ME to choose the color I like most on HER birthday
>Mfw I realize I've dated over 30 women and this right here is so close to perfect that I'm struggling to imagine what the frick else I could possibly want from a partner
>Realize it's been about 2 months and I haven't browsed /gif/
>Open some webms
>This feeling...what is this..hang on, wtf am I actually disgusted by porn now?
>Realize that after a lifetime of fapping to porn I'm suddenly for the first time turned off by images of naked women on my screen because they're not images of my tomboy muscle mommy
>Previous below average girl and I haven't been doing anything sexual or intimate for months by this point
>Decide to break the news to her that I'm seeing someone else. Explain that for years I've been asking for her to take an interest in fitness, to dress sensually just once on special occasions and take more initiative to have non-vanilla sex, and she's never done anything about that
>She's devastated and cries for days
>She had a hunch it was the tomboy and was already stalking her social media
>I feel like an butthole but also like I communicated my needs clearly for many years and didn't see them acted on
>A decade of memories is a difficult thing to throw away entirely
>Go to couples therapy to learn how to remain good friends
>Both of us make a list of qualities we want in a perfect partner
>At the top of her list is empathy, kindness and respect
>At the top of mine is good sex, stay fit together and dress sensually on special occasions
>"I'm more than happy to work on being a better, kinder and more thoughtful version of myself. You've never communicated how much I was lacking in these aspects and how important they were to you. I can work on these things. Are you willing to work on the 3 points of sex, dress and fitness for me?"
>Mfw her answer is "ew anon no, I'm not confident to wear those kinds of things. Stop objectifying me, I have my own style and my own way to workout and you should respect that"
>Meanwhile tomboy muscle mummy is messaging me asking when we're going camping
The choice is clear, right guys? I've wanted a tomboy gf my entire life and holy shit the experience is nothing short of transcendental. The other day we went to a pool and she slipped into a new bikini that happened to be unpadded. She thought it was funny how perky everything looked. Seeing other men and women looking at us with envy and dropped jaws was such a satisfying experience. Later we went to her house and she literally climbed a tree to grab a coconut, sliced it open with a machete and stuffed slices of it in my mouth. My life is like a movie at this point.
Something that I'm apprehensive about - she's dead set on having kids in the next 9 years at the latest. Being a father is not something I've ever considered and the thought scares me. I've seen her around her baby nieces and nephews and she's an absolute pro at herding kids and getting them to do what they need to do. So no doubt that she can do a fantastic job at raising them. But it means I will have to step up at some point and be a responsible person.
Thoughts?
>Thoughts?
There is no question here, dude. You are smack dizzy in love with this girl, and she seems to feel the same way for you. So there's no reason NOT to claim your tomboy.
And as far as having kids, don't worry too much about it. 9 years is a long time, long enough to get comfortable with the idea of being a dad and learn how to be responsible.
Thanks. I tried asking in /adv/. Fatties and women told me I was a piece of shit and have unrealistic body standards before the thread got pruned.
So types of people you should never listen to.
why the frick wouldn't you want to have kids with muscle mommy?
don't be so fricking scared of kids.
you will frick up just like your parents did with you, and their parents did with them. it's part of the process
go make some small tree climbing motherfrickers with that goddess anon, it's the way to go
>it's part of the process
>it's the way to go
I understand that logically but I have a weird dislike for children. They're noisy, helpless, chaotic, smelly little things that necessitate you getting your shit together and planning out your finances for like 2 decades. I'm still trying to figure out my own life and the thought of being responsible for someone else's makes me doubt whether I have it in me to be a Dad. My erectile dysfunction issues are related to anxieties about knocking someone up so there was a time when I considered getting a vasectomy and having some sperm frozen at a facility. Still wondering if I should do it. Tomboy muscle mommy categorically will not go on the pill and I don't want her to either. I've seen what the pill did to my previous girlfriend in obliterating what little sensual feminine qualities she had. Trouble is that with my ED fricking with condoms feels like doing sloppy pushups. So we're doing it raw mostly and I pop a Cialis occasionally. They're ridiculously expensive where I live tho (like 30 bucks per single pill). There's counterfeit shit on the streets but who knows what's blended into those ones. I know there's Indian pharmacies online but no idea which ones are reputable.
I understand. I will be honest with you, I also think that kids are balls of chaos that feel like they will suck out all your money, time and freedom. However, I can't help but feel that it's also part of life. For most of my life, I didn't think about kids at all; mostly because I don't see it as a good idea unless I find a woman worthy of mothering them.
If muscle mommy is the person you described, she sounds like the best mother figure you can get. As for your ED, I think your knockup anxiety will go down if you start to think of kids as something that might come down the line. Not now, now immediately after sexo; but down the line. At least your brain won't feel like your dick spits liquid death. Go easy on the Cialis as well. Also RIP on the condoms, I know how you feel. I've fricked chicks who can't get me fully erect and wearing a condom on top kills all sensations.
If it makes you feel better, I also dislike children, but I have a daughter I love dearly. It is a different experience when it is your own child.
Not saying that to blindly convince you to knock her up, just letting you know it is easier with your own kid.
>be obsessed with femboys
>see very cute tomboy with very short hair at a party as it's about to finish
>approach her and tell her that i really like her hair
>she says thank you, smiles and leaves with her friend
>she comes back 10 mins later asking a friend of mine where he got his shirt (alt tiktok style)
>ends up taking his IG also
>he gets date with tomboy
it's over for me guys
>she comes back 10 mins later asking a friend of mine where he got his shirt (alt tiktok style)
wtf does this mean?
he dresses like a gen z tiktok star, brother
Ah thank you, I didn't know there was a "tik tok style." This shit makes me feel so old and I am a zoomer myself
it's basically the emo garb of the 2023, effeminate sad boi is the aesthetic
y must tomboy pick them
That is so gay
There was a period of about 2 months where I was between jobs, and I actually made surprisingly good money doing Uber fulltime.
Met lots of cute chicks, and I generally didn't flirt because I didn't want to come off as creepy, but sometimes when I picked up girls from bars to give them rides they'd flirt with me and I'd flirt back, and it was a great confidence boost. Never went beyond that because I'm deeply religious.
Anyway, one time on a slow Tuesday afternoon I pick up this super pretty tomboy, and while I was taking her to the dentist she tells me she's going to a convent to become a NUN.
I'm generally not too afraid of rejection and have asked out lots of girls in the past, but I couldn't believe the odds of meeting a trad-Catholic tomboy gf out in the wild.
Anyway, I tried flirting a little bit, but the ride was short, and I couldn't get myself to ask her out.
I took a few more rides but stayed in the area, on the off chance that she'd ping me for a ride back, but it never happened, so now I just have to live with the crushing regret of fumbling a tomboy nun.
Until we meet again, tombros. Keep your lifts heavy and your spirits high.
I have decided I will come back to tomboy threads until I get my own tomboy gf.
I have never had this kind of determination in my life and such clear vision. Other women will simply release me from my temporary desires of flesh until I reach my tomboy valhalla.
I love you all, tombros.
A noble, honorable goal, friend. You will make it.