Looks like your typical unhygienic lesbian who hates men but is obsessed with behaving like one.
https://i.imgur.com/lg29FdS.jpg
Tomboy tuesday thread
What's tomboyish about her?
https://i.imgur.com/G8PwqzQ.jpg
>be me >work at a warehouse >last Friday, we had a new girl join and I had to train her >solid 9/10 tomboy with a perfect figure >spend the entire shift talking to her about anime because she was a huge weeb >coincidentally it was also my last shift before I had to leave to go back to uni and I'll probably never see her again
Bros...
The prevailing theory is that tomboys often have friends they want to work out with, and Crossfit is very conducive to group exercises. It probably helps that Crossfit is also very visible and known, so it's easier for tomboys to just settle with it than seek out independent gyms.
I want her to grab my head and shove it into her pussy with her masculine hands. I want to schlick on her man clit and shove my tongue into her tiny vegana hole(both caused by gear). She needs to grab my wiener from behind and jerk me off so vigorously that my dick skin starts to peel off and when I tell her to stop she grabs my balls and jerks harder.
>be me >work at a warehouse >last Friday, we had a new girl join and I had to train her >solid 9/10 tomboy with a perfect figure >spend the entire shift talking to her about anime because she was a huge weeb >coincidentally it was also my last shift before I had to leave to go back to uni and I'll probably never see her again
Bros...
The sheer fact that you fricked up your logic this hard almost makes me believe that this is just a cringe LARP. And if it's not, go back and fix your fricking mistake you god damn moron.
Dude. It's not too late, you know where she is! Just go back there and ask if she wants to go get lunch or something! You cannot let this slip from your fingers when you have the perfect opportunity for a potential tomboy GF! You really want to be remembered as yet another "could have been" greentext? Or do you want to be one of the elites, one of the men who successfully attained the tomboy ideal?
These moments do not happen very often, anon. Don't make the wrong choice now.
>hey I had fun talking to you but it is my last shift before I have to go back to uni >can I have your number and/or socials so we can keep in touch? >y/n >ask her out at later point if yes
that easy bros.
I'm not worthy of a tomboy gf. All I can do is fap to them. I don't remember the last time I went outside to play sports. I wish you bros luck to find your tomboy gf.
They like metal? No shit. I'm seeing Danzig and Behemoth on their tour this September, would love to talk to some people there but I've been told it's bad form to approach chicks at concerts
Depends how you approach them. Festivals might be a bit easier because you aren't watching bands 100% of the time so there is chill time before hand and party time after.
behemoth is a bit much for my pussy ears but im going to gojira+mastodon next month
i don't like that mastodon moved away from the leviathan thing, some songs sound almost like linking park nowadays
gojira is the shit though
Well tombros, turns out I'm moronic. I've been trying to get my tomboy wife to get back into exercising, and all of my encouragement thus far has produced middling results at best. Then, last week, she got a step counter fitness app, and suddenly she's working harder and harder at getting fit. The reason? There is a built-in "bot" that does steps as well, 10k a day, and my wife decided she needs to humiliate this bot by kicking its ass every single day. All my hard work, and I somehow forgot that a driving principle of tomboys is that they are competitive.
So I'm an idiot, what's new with you all?
>I've been trying to get my tomboy wife to get back into exercising
I was struggling with this issue for years. Now out if the blue she started to visit the pool every week. I'm so proud of her.
She saves her competitiveness to boardgames.
Its kind of a slap in the face when you realize most tomboys are just personality based and do not have >abs >short hair >be brown >sport hobbies >competitiveness
and can just be assertive, long haired, jeans wearing, mellow girls who'd prefer to hang out with you then with the girls.
Tomboy Tuesdays are the one thing that keep me motivated. You guys don't know how important it is for me to still feel like I still have a chance to find tomboy love.
I'm married to a tomboy who unironically has a striking resemblance to Voll (with short hair). Unfortunately for me, she has no internal sex-drive whatsoever. She really only has sex with me every couple of weeks because she loves me and wants me to be happy. The woman I was with before my wife was much the same, a bit of a tomboy, no sex drive of her own, would only have sex with me to keep me around. Why am I only attracted to women with no sex drive?!??
Are you me anon?
I got a tomboy gf too, love her over the moon but goodness Christ her sex drive is barely existing
We are currently working on it and it's slowly getting better
The only saving grace is that she is bi too so once every few months we invite over another woman for a threesome where I can get my balls drained to the last drop
Idk how to actually help you fellow tomboy gf haver, I personally told mine that I'm straight up not happy with the current situation, that we used to have so much more sex over the years that I love her to bits and wish to resolve the situation as my sex drive is very high since getting IST and I don't want to cheat on her but I got needs of my own as a man
I guess the silver lining for me is that she is completely obsessed with me and I have no worries about her cheating. I'm a decent honest person so I wouldn't cheat either. We have a very low drama relationship which is worth more than a wild sex-life (I'm only assuming because I've never had sex with a BPD nympho). I kinda wish she would hop on anavar just for the sex drive increase but she is opposed to anything like that. I guess I'll just count my blessings and be grateful for my every other week sex for now. She's almost 8 months preggo so I'm bracing for my sex life to become completely non-existant soon.
>The only saving grace is that she is bi too so once every few months we invite over another woman for a threesome
So the only time she likes being intimate with you is when there’s a woman involved, and you never considered that she might be gay?
I wanted to ask the same thing. That anon's story is sadder than this one's
I'm married to a tomboy who unironically has a striking resemblance to Voll (with short hair). Unfortunately for me, she has no internal sex-drive whatsoever. She really only has sex with me every couple of weeks because she loves me and wants me to be happy. The woman I was with before my wife was much the same, a bit of a tomboy, no sex drive of her own, would only have sex with me to keep me around. Why am I only attracted to women with no sex drive?!??
I guess the silver lining for me is that she is completely obsessed with me and I have no worries about her cheating. I'm a decent honest person so I wouldn't cheat either. We have a very low drama relationship which is worth more than a wild sex-life (I'm only assuming because I've never had sex with a BPD nympho). I kinda wish she would hop on anavar just for the sex drive increase but she is opposed to anything like that. I guess I'll just count my blessings and be grateful for my every other week sex for now. She's almost 8 months preggo so I'm bracing for my sex life to become completely non-existant soon.
After childbirth it needs like 6 weeks for her body to recover. But the sex is usually back around the time the little person sleeps through the night, so around the 3-6 month mark. Good luck, anon!
I guess the silver lining for me is that she is completely obsessed with me and I have no worries about her cheating. I'm a decent honest person so I wouldn't cheat either. We have a very low drama relationship which is worth more than a wild sex-life (I'm only assuming because I've never had sex with a BPD nympho). I kinda wish she would hop on anavar just for the sex drive increase but she is opposed to anything like that. I guess I'll just count my blessings and be grateful for my every other week sex for now. She's almost 8 months preggo so I'm bracing for my sex life to become completely non-existant soon.
i think i didn't clarify well enough (english isn't my native language)
me and my tomboy gf have been together for years now and she had a bit with girls prior to me
we had lots, and i mean LOTS of sex over the years
she still likes being intimate with me too, but it's pretty rare currently to what i am used
obviously we don't have as much as we used to but this is a solid 95% imo where as my sex drive, as mentioned, is through the roof (working out playing sports)
i'm convienced she isn't turning full gay to one gender, i fear even worse, i feel like she's slowly tipping into no sexdrive/asexuality and i most definetely can't deal with that
https://i.imgur.com/isBLTBC.jpg
I'm so mad at psychology sometimes. Of course you are "depressed" when you are suddenly home alone with a crying piece of shit, with suddenly everyone expecting you to be the perfect human being, the embodiment of the virgin Mary, while also taking care of the house, and trying to heal, and worrying about your weight. Add on top of that the fact that if you are an American you have to get back to your wage cage the next day. Of course women go crazy, everyone would. All these sedatives they pump into people... God damn... "B-but it helps dealing with...." Bullshit. It just numbs you, makes you manageable like you were some sort of cattle for slaughter.
Let people be sad sometimes ffs.
this, so much this
when she dipped into a depression a few years ago, i told her to go to a therapist but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES take SSRIS or similar, she held that promise and WOULDN'T YOU FRICKING KNOW, it worked just as well with a bit more work and mood swings rather than getting sedated
Heh, me too. My tomboy wife lost her sex drive between having our first child and getting on antidepressants, and it's rough because getting IST has boosted my sex drive exponentially. She is working on getting off the SSRIs, and like I mentioned earlier she is trying to get fit once again (she knows I like toned physiques and plans on getting back to her high school body, god I love her), so hopefully her sex drive will recover - otherwise I'm basically stuck with fapping, and that just sucks.
I'm so mad at psychology sometimes. Of course you are "depressed" when you are suddenly home alone with a crying piece of shit, with suddenly everyone expecting you to be the perfect human being, the embodiment of the virgin Mary, while also taking care of the house, and trying to heal, and worrying about your weight. Add on top of that the fact that if you are an American you have to get back to your wage cage the next day. Of course women go crazy, everyone would. All these sedatives they pump into people... God damn... "B-but it helps dealing with...." Bullshit. It just numbs you, makes you manageable like you were some sort of cattle for slaughter.
Hope it works out for you anon. It should work, it's not like they stay in your system forever. Plus a little postpartum change in a woman's mood and sex drive is to be expected. I wouldn't worry too much
I'm so mad at psychology sometimes. Of course you are "depressed" when you are suddenly home alone with a crying piece of shit, with suddenly everyone expecting you to be the perfect human being, the embodiment of the virgin Mary, while also taking care of the house, and trying to heal, and worrying about your weight. Add on top of that the fact that if you are an American you have to get back to your wage cage the next day. Of course women go crazy, everyone would. All these sedatives they pump into people... God damn... "B-but it helps dealing with...." Bullshit. It just numbs you, makes you manageable like you were some sort of cattle for slaughter.
Let people be sad sometimes ffs.
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i think i didn't clarify well enough (english isn't my native language)
me and my tomboy gf have been together for years now and she had a bit with girls prior to me
we had lots, and i mean LOTS of sex over the years
she still likes being intimate with me too, but it's pretty rare currently to what i am used
obviously we don't have as much as we used to but this is a solid 95% imo where as my sex drive, as mentioned, is through the roof (working out playing sports)
i'm convienced she isn't turning full gay to one gender, i fear even worse, i feel like she's slowly tipping into no sexdrive/asexuality and i most definetely can't deal with that
[...]
this, so much this
when she dipped into a depression a few years ago, i told her to go to a therapist but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES take SSRIS or similar, she held that promise and WOULDN'T YOU FRICKING KNOW, it worked just as well with a bit more work and mood swings rather than getting sedated
It's astonishing how they always seem to go straight for brain-melting SSRIs to start when NDRIs are MUCH less damaging to the brain and often just as effective. It's like they're TRYING to hurt people.
ALERT ALERT
it is now wednesday/
please cease and desist all Tomboy Tuesday posting, and disperse immediately.
failure to comply with this demand will result in your immediate destruction, and the forced transition all tomboys into zippertitted FtM manlets with horrifying flesh sausages betwixt their formerly feminine legs
thank you for your cooperation. you have three (3) minutes to comply. this is your final warning.
ALERT ALERT
100 of the cutest tomboys were just injected with testosterone, and they are being fitted for their new meat tubes... are you sure you want to play this game?
My gf has the beginning stages laid for being a tomboy, she is competitive and does a sport already (cheerleading) but her body admittedly lets her down
I'm trying to get her to train more and lose some weight but it's not working cause she keeps eating like crap, help tombros I want to live the dream with her
Do you have the ability to cook for her? Otherwise I'd just straight up tell her that she needs to pay attention to what she's eating. It's entirely possible she's just not consciously thinking about her diet and how it's affecting her weight (not LIKELY, but possible).
Rarest most wifey kind of chicks. I love them so much bros.
Looks like your typical unhygienic lesbian who hates men but is obsessed with behaving like one.
What's tomboyish about her?
Tl;dr
At least you kept your homosexualry contained in one post rather than three
Tombros, did anyone manage to figure out why crossfit of all fricking things has so many tomboys in it?
The prevailing theory is that tomboys often have friends they want to work out with, and Crossfit is very conducive to group exercises. It probably helps that Crossfit is also very visible and known, so it's easier for tomboys to just settle with it than seek out independent gyms.
I think some anon went to a crossfit gym and posted about chicks there, not sure what happened eventually
I want her to grab my head and shove it into her pussy with her masculine hands. I want to schlick on her man clit and shove my tongue into her tiny vegana hole(both caused by gear). She needs to grab my wiener from behind and jerk me off so vigorously that my dick skin starts to peel off and when I tell her to stop she grabs my balls and jerks harder.
Dont let the Romanian see this thread
Bold of you to assume the Romanian didn’t make this thread.
>be me
>work at a warehouse
>last Friday, we had a new girl join and I had to train her
>solid 9/10 tomboy with a perfect figure
>spend the entire shift talking to her about anime because she was a huge weeb
>coincidentally it was also my last shift before I had to leave to go back to uni and I'll probably never see her again
Bros...
Should've asked for her number and/or socials
Probably wasn't a good idea to do that in a work environment but I did consider it
the saying is not about your job
You're leaving the job though?? What are they gonna do?? Fire you?
unless you’re being a complete creep about it what do you have to lose? the job that you’re quitting? cmon anon smarten up
what
said, you're a moron bro
make way for the 100% certified homosexual
My fricking WORD you're autistic
Man, if it's your last day it doesn't matter. Especially if you really click with the girl.
The sheer fact that you fricked up your logic this hard almost makes me believe that this is just a cringe LARP. And if it's not, go back and fix your fricking mistake you god damn moron.
Dude. It's not too late, you know where she is! Just go back there and ask if she wants to go get lunch or something! You cannot let this slip from your fingers when you have the perfect opportunity for a potential tomboy GF! You really want to be remembered as yet another "could have been" greentext? Or do you want to be one of the elites, one of the men who successfully attained the tomboy ideal?
These moments do not happen very often, anon. Don't make the wrong choice now.
Shoot your shot Anon. Let us know the result.
God likes to toy with people.
God gave him a chance and he bungled it
Go back there or I will kill you (ingame, but also really)
Those are like PERFECT conditions to ask her out you knucklehead
>hey I had fun talking to you but it is my last shift before I have to go back to uni
>can I have your number and/or socials so we can keep in touch?
>y/n
>ask her out at later point if yes
that easy bros.
I'm not worthy of a tomboy gf. All I can do is fap to them. I don't remember the last time I went outside to play sports. I wish you bros luck to find your tomboy gf.
Frick if with this shit off topic thread take it to another board you homosexuals they already deleted one
Was at a metal festival this weekend and there were so many Tom boy chicks. One in particular had a mullet and she was so fricking fine.
They like metal? No shit. I'm seeing Danzig and Behemoth on their tour this September, would love to talk to some people there but I've been told it's bad form to approach chicks at concerts
Depends how you approach them. Festivals might be a bit easier because you aren't watching bands 100% of the time so there is chill time before hand and party time after.
I've seen behemoth a few times, good shit.
behemoth is a bit much for my pussy ears but im going to gojira+mastodon next month
i don't like that mastodon moved away from the leviathan thing, some songs sound almost like linking park nowadays
gojira is the shit though
Ooof, metalhead tomboys. I fricking love them, they're second only to punk-rock tomboys.
your ugly dyke isn't a tomboy, frick off
>tfw no big tiddy latina tomboy gf
That looks nothing like a tomboy. Look at her nails.
How is she a tomboy? That’s just a woman with short hair.
What I would give to be able to lick tomboy abs
Not a tomboy, also shes on roids. Tomboys represent the purest, most natural form of femininity.
>everyone except me is roided
I swear none of you people have any idea what a natty person actually looks like
I love tomboy abs!
>implying tomboys are at the gym and not doing some sport activities
This. If you want to meet sporty tomboys, join co-ed sports teams.
>obligatory Patty post.
she's not a tomboy you moron, she's just athletic
That's a 15/10 in Bongland
This is the perfect tomboy physique. Notably muscular but still has some feminine thiccness at the right places instead of being super shredded.
I love this story. I don't know how much of it I believe but I love it regardless.
>960x424
Well tombros, turns out I'm moronic. I've been trying to get my tomboy wife to get back into exercising, and all of my encouragement thus far has produced middling results at best. Then, last week, she got a step counter fitness app, and suddenly she's working harder and harder at getting fit. The reason? There is a built-in "bot" that does steps as well, 10k a day, and my wife decided she needs to humiliate this bot by kicking its ass every single day. All my hard work, and I somehow forgot that a driving principle of tomboys is that they are competitive.
So I'm an idiot, what's new with you all?
prank'd
Make sure you keep helping her along the way anon
Imagine if she found out about Peleton, competing against others was a huge selling point.
I think that's gonna be a major help, since biking is her favorite form of cardio.
>I've been trying to get my tomboy wife to get back into exercising
I was struggling with this issue for years. Now out if the blue she started to visit the pool every week. I'm so proud of her.
She saves her competitiveness to boardgames.
Its kind of a slap in the face when you realize most tomboys are just personality based and do not have
>abs
>short hair
>be brown
>sport hobbies
>competitiveness
and can just be assertive, long haired, jeans wearing, mellow girls who'd prefer to hang out with you then with the girls.
I propose that whatever plan we come up with to save tomboys also include a strict guide on how to get tomboys to achieve the visual ideal as well.
I STILL BELIEVE!!!!
I hope this anon is happy with his dream tomboy
I like my girls like I like my dogs> I like them strong enough to fight back makes dominating that much better. also Caucasian Shepherds are great
I really hate this gay website.... I hope your thread is going to be ignored. Keep safe, tomboy frens...
Tomboy Tuesday is literally the most fun I have with this website recently lmao
Same. I hope jannies don't find this thread and purge it like mine.
Tomboy Tuesdays are the one thing that keep me motivated. You guys don't know how important it is for me to still feel like I still have a chance to find tomboy love.
I'm married to a tomboy who unironically has a striking resemblance to Voll (with short hair). Unfortunately for me, she has no internal sex-drive whatsoever. She really only has sex with me every couple of weeks because she loves me and wants me to be happy. The woman I was with before my wife was much the same, a bit of a tomboy, no sex drive of her own, would only have sex with me to keep me around. Why am I only attracted to women with no sex drive?!??
Are you me anon?
I got a tomboy gf too, love her over the moon but goodness Christ her sex drive is barely existing
We are currently working on it and it's slowly getting better
The only saving grace is that she is bi too so once every few months we invite over another woman for a threesome where I can get my balls drained to the last drop
Idk how to actually help you fellow tomboy gf haver, I personally told mine that I'm straight up not happy with the current situation, that we used to have so much more sex over the years that I love her to bits and wish to resolve the situation as my sex drive is very high since getting IST and I don't want to cheat on her but I got needs of my own as a man
Godspeed anon
I guess the silver lining for me is that she is completely obsessed with me and I have no worries about her cheating. I'm a decent honest person so I wouldn't cheat either. We have a very low drama relationship which is worth more than a wild sex-life (I'm only assuming because I've never had sex with a BPD nympho). I kinda wish she would hop on anavar just for the sex drive increase but she is opposed to anything like that. I guess I'll just count my blessings and be grateful for my every other week sex for now. She's almost 8 months preggo so I'm bracing for my sex life to become completely non-existant soon.
>The only saving grace is that she is bi too so once every few months we invite over another woman for a threesome
So the only time she likes being intimate with you is when there’s a woman involved, and you never considered that she might be gay?
I wanted to ask the same thing. That anon's story is sadder than this one's
After childbirth it needs like 6 weeks for her body to recover. But the sex is usually back around the time the little person sleeps through the night, so around the 3-6 month mark. Good luck, anon!
i think i didn't clarify well enough (english isn't my native language)
me and my tomboy gf have been together for years now and she had a bit with girls prior to me
we had lots, and i mean LOTS of sex over the years
she still likes being intimate with me too, but it's pretty rare currently to what i am used
obviously we don't have as much as we used to but this is a solid 95% imo where as my sex drive, as mentioned, is through the roof (working out playing sports)
i'm convienced she isn't turning full gay to one gender, i fear even worse, i feel like she's slowly tipping into no sexdrive/asexuality and i most definetely can't deal with that
this, so much this
when she dipped into a depression a few years ago, i told her to go to a therapist but under NO CIRCUMSTANCES take SSRIS or similar, she held that promise and WOULDN'T YOU FRICKING KNOW, it worked just as well with a bit more work and mood swings rather than getting sedated
Heh, me too. My tomboy wife lost her sex drive between having our first child and getting on antidepressants, and it's rough because getting IST has boosted my sex drive exponentially. She is working on getting off the SSRIs, and like I mentioned earlier she is trying to get fit once again (she knows I like toned physiques and plans on getting back to her high school body, god I love her), so hopefully her sex drive will recover - otherwise I'm basically stuck with fapping, and that just sucks.
SSRIs destroy sex drive, it's crazy how much these things are given out
I'm so mad at psychology sometimes. Of course you are "depressed" when you are suddenly home alone with a crying piece of shit, with suddenly everyone expecting you to be the perfect human being, the embodiment of the virgin Mary, while also taking care of the house, and trying to heal, and worrying about your weight. Add on top of that the fact that if you are an American you have to get back to your wage cage the next day. Of course women go crazy, everyone would. All these sedatives they pump into people... God damn... "B-but it helps dealing with...." Bullshit. It just numbs you, makes you manageable like you were some sort of cattle for slaughter.
Let people be sad sometimes ffs.
God why do fingerless gloves look so good on tomboys
We found that out way too late, so I'm glad she's getting off of them. I'm hoping between that and exercise we can reverse the damage.
Hope it works out for you anon. It should work, it's not like they stay in your system forever. Plus a little postpartum change in a woman's mood and sex drive is to be expected. I wouldn't worry too much
Yeah, it was just jarring seeing her go from nightly horniness to not wanting to frick for months at a time. But I have faith it will all be okay.
It's astonishing how they always seem to go straight for brain-melting SSRIs to start when NDRIs are MUCH less damaging to the brain and often just as effective. It's like they're TRYING to hurt people.
>tomboy meme
Just admit you're gay.
Awful slow for a tomboy Tuesday thread. Where are all my tombros hiding at?
Bostin'
I'm surprised she's not wearing that in a rented apartment.
ALERT ALERT
it is now wednesday/
please cease and desist all Tomboy Tuesday posting, and disperse immediately.
failure to comply with this demand will result in your immediate destruction, and the forced transition all tomboys into zippertitted FtM manlets with horrifying flesh sausages betwixt their formerly feminine legs
thank you for your cooperation. you have three (3) minutes to comply. this is your final warning.
ALERT ALERT
I'm gonna peg you first anon 🙂
100 of the cutest tomboys were just injected with testosterone, and they are being fitted for their new meat tubes... are you sure you want to play this game?
Tomboy Tuesday, Tomboy Wednesday, Tomboys FOREVER
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TAG 3 BIG DICK ASS homieS UNDER THIS TWEET RIGHT HERE FOR THE BUST THAT NUT CHALLENGE
tips to begin manifesting ideal tomboy gf in to existence?
My gf has the beginning stages laid for being a tomboy, she is competitive and does a sport already (cheerleading) but her body admittedly lets her down
I'm trying to get her to train more and lose some weight but it's not working cause she keeps eating like crap, help tombros I want to live the dream with her
Do you have the ability to cook for her? Otherwise I'd just straight up tell her that she needs to pay attention to what she's eating. It's entirely possible she's just not consciously thinking about her diet and how it's affecting her weight (not LIKELY, but possible).
Wtf did she grow out her hair? Still cute though.