Took this pill recently after a lifetime of being a depressed hermit loser. In the very first day my body started itching all over, I think because it had been too long since I was exposed to the Sun for more than a few minutes, and I had to find a quiet place where I could stop and scratch myself, probably looking like a junkie. My skin tone also changed immediately, I basically woke up and went to bed a slightly different ethnicity. Everything is going great.
by the end of week 1 you'll be robbing people
this meme is me, except I am 34 and it only applies to me on weekends
on weekdays I work, but I work blue collar so I walk a lot at work
man is meant to walk
I go shirtless
I wish I was blue collar, I’m an office wagie and my only options for getting into my Monday - Friday prison is sitting in traffic inside my own car for 1 hour or taking a packed bus for 2 hours. I’m sure my legs have atrophied ffs
The type of effortless swag that can only be seen in an elderly Asian man slowly walking around the mall food court on a Sunday with his hands behind his back
I tried this recently after being a recluse for over 20 years. My knees are destroyed. Never again.
Autistic Drake: I got tendencies, antisocial tendencies…
your knees should be feel great walking a hundred miles...if they don't you have hip flexibility issues, search online for stretches to open up your hips and the pain in your knees should dissapear
>search online for stretches to open up your hips
grindr brings on a different kind of pain
perhaps not, i get hip and knee pain from walking too much, and going to the physio they tell me my hip joints are far more flexible than normal and stretching could damage them further
i feel you need a dog to not look like a maniac. if i see someone i know walking their dog they seem weirded out by the fact someone will just go for a walk on their own at night
Stick with it, it's the only thing that worked for me. My brain is currently too broken from years of isolation to do something so intense and systemic like lifting, but I can spend the entire day walking without a problem. Helped the depression, fixed my sleep, and perhaps most importantly it gave me a long break from the time travel of internet distraction that I'm using to organize my thoughts and learn to control compulsive behavior.
God you're pathetic
Don't walk on flat surfaces. Our feet and legs were made to walk and run on dirt and sand
Get zero rise, wide toebox shoes with generous cushioning. Altra brand is good.
the itching is normal and not because you don't work out. it's called excercise induced histamine, histamine is the chemical that's released if you have an allergic reaction but it also has roles in exercise. i get it every once in a while on a run/walk/bike. if it's really irritating just take a small dose of an anti allergy pill
Does it happen especially after you eat? It's driving me crazy cuz there's like a 5% chance that my histamines will go nuts if I walk after I eat, even ended up in the hospital one time (although by the time the doctor got to see me the hives had gone away so he walks in all rushing cuz allergy attacks are high priority and it's just a healthy dude sitting there staring at him kek)
also has nothing to do with sun
How long do you guys walk for? I take hour long walks every night, I get about a mile and a half under my belt each night.
usually i'm in the habit of at least 1.5 miles in the afternoon and 1.5 at night, so def 3 a day. but i also usually throw in 1-2 long distance walks a week at 10-15 miles. this summer i've done all that in toms which are basically like walking barefoot, which i find incredibly comfy
my usual walk is about 6km and takes a little under 2 hours
>mile and a half
>hour long
how slow are you going?
I mean, yeah he’s slow as frick but you’re question is moronic. He’s walking 1.5 mph.
>you’re question
>moronic
Kek
Someone get this newbie off my board this instant. You will not post again until you have lurked a minimum of 6 months.
newbie patrol sir, how we doing today? Sir, do you know how new you were acting? If I ask you to turn 360 and walk in a straight line, could you do it?
Yeah it turns out I'm moronic and didn't read my step counter properly. I just took my walk a bit ago and I'm actually walking five miles, not one and a half.
You're doing 12 minute miles? If you're actually walking that fast, and you aren't 7'11", you're doing that stupid speed walking weirdo looking shit and everyone's laughing at you. That's a slow jog.
1.5 mph obviously
what is this, the fricking SATs? get the hell out of here with your word problems
three 6-mile hikes a week, each one up and down a different mountain.
>tuesday: social interaction with roastie friend
>saturday: farmers carries the whole way, for endurance and mires
>sunday: dawn walk to the reservoir for total peace and isolation and comfy stretches during twilight
I was incel rageposting in some other thread and someone asked if I genuinely like my life. I really like this shit. Nothing like climbing a mountain.
Frick walking in cities, you're just asking to get mugged. Amazed I didn't in undergrad, but I only hung around the college which has its own police department, which probably explains it.
Do you listen to music, books, etc. while walking?
No. Just walking and thinking, walking and thinking, walking and thinking for three hours and then I go home.
When I was in my 20s I would go on long walks all night long. I miss it so much. I ha e very young kids Soni cant roam the streets at the moment.
Spent a lot of time in the sun, and have a great-grandma who was full native indian. Otherwise German ethnicity. When I'm very tanned black guys say wtf u don't look Caucasian
it's hilarious being self conscious for walking your neighborhood/city all the time, especially when you're like me walking all day and then at 3 in the morning ....it helps to realize that anybody who might judge is a miserable fat couch bound cancerous tumor with a rotting heart, that probably can't even walk a half mile.
“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Everyday, I walk myself into a state of well-being & walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it. But by sitting still, & the more one sits still, the closer one comes to feeling ill. Thus if one just keeps on walking, everything will be all right.”
― Søren Kierkegaard
No matter how much I walk through this city I cant remenber how the streets connect and their names
Learn to make moronic mnemonics in your head as you go
>mnemonics
I've never understanded them, even when I tried doing it on language learning
no i dont walk because i dont want to be in a walkable city like some libcuck
i dont really walk. but i ride my bicycle basically every single day since its my main source of transportation. im 31 and too autistic and apathetic to put in the work to drive a car. so i dont really walk that much.
Cycling is comfy.
The ability to quickly any interesting sight sound or smell you pass is great.
I had a single speed cruiser with big tires and a soft seat. The ride was so plush, I could take off and ride for hours
I really enjoy walking around, except for when I come across events and whatnot. For example, I walked past a civil war thing a while ago and I was literally the person walking around alone. Pretty demoralizing.
I've got a girlfriend attached to my hip now and I miss walking around alone, grass is greener
I've walked alone and with girls and being with a girl is 1000x better
Get a hat anon
Not a cap, a proper hat
What do you even do?
If I dont have anywhere to go I dont know what to do
Trick to walking is to pick a destination. Aimless walking is fricking boring but if you pick a random place to go then it's fun. I'll just pick a random cafe that's 3 miles away and walk in that direction, half the time I don't even make it to the cafe, but having that destination in mind makes it more fun
I couldnt stop laughing at the thread pic.
Wojak Walking reminded me of this:
My grandpa is 81 and walks 5-7 miles a day
I did 5 miles, walking makes me hate cars. Fricking hate all the noise and subhumans in modified cars, also having to watch out for these tiktok npcs who can't go more than 2 minutes without looking at their phones. Always walk against traffic and watch out for people making rights on red
Do you ever need to pee while running? What do you do? I need to pee every 30 minutes.
just piss your pants bro. Free cooling and reduces sweating.
Happens to me too, have to piss really bad then like 2 oz of piss and that's it. It's over for me, kidney failure soon
I prefer being the 2000 year old skinwalker
>no job, just imitates wildlife all day
>knows your best friend's voice like the back of my hand
>has strong legs and healthy heart from killing and eating humans so much
woolk
I regularly go for long walks. I don't consider it worth leaving the house for anything less than 4 miles. Luckily I live near the countryside so I can mostly walk in nature
Le fleneur, eh?
Only thing wrong with your onionsjak image is that all cities have great park sections. Even shit holes in China and Russia and Peru have parts with nice parks.
I like to take a sativa edible when I walk. That plus my music makes for some absolutely kino maladaptive daydreaming.
I started doing more walking around at work. An hour here, an hour there. Try to get like 7-8 miles under my belt before going home and sitting on my ass.
Was 241lbs when I started.
Now 192.
Feels bretty gud
Weather's nice out now so been getting a lotta walking in. Did 11 miles yesterday but 30% of it was cleaning the house.
You probably have cholinergic urticaria. I do too. Ironically, going for long walks every single day, rain or shine, has made it a lot better.
I do anywhere from 10k to 20k right around midday everyday. It’s had tremendous mental benefits for me but I can’t say it’s had many physical benefits. In fact, I seem to be gaining fat.
I'm a rooner. I roon. None of this walking business around here. You keep your molasses pace to your self honey. I'm going for a nice roon. I'll see you back at the start line.
Mixing walking and running is the GOAT
>Took this pill
stopped reading right there, it's a wojak image you moronic Black person
kys