>tradies really belive this

>tradies really belive this

Lower your tone when talking to me if ur a tradie. U are physcially weaker than me by all metrics..

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i work with clients and design plans, at a new location almost every day
    Sounds like a weird way to describe 'being told how to cut the hedges, at a new home every day'.

  2. 11 months ago
    sage kill yourself op

    How is this in anyway related to fitness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's twink cope. "I'm not strong, but I have more endurance so I'm better than you!!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally about muscles, strength etc moron

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >city slicker white collar cuck the tradie chad mogs him
    >in better shape, natty fizeek women love
    >actually has stamina
    >aesthetic bones
    >aesthetic hands
    laughing at you OP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >back pain and alcoholism

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the average tradie ate just a smidge better food with a bit more protein, he would mog a gymrat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how it works. Tradie work is high endurance. Not really focused on strength.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make it low endurance, high power. Instead of slowly picking things up, save your energy and explode whatever it is that you're lifting up. Make all of your actions explosives and you'll never need a gym.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Instead of slowly picking things up, save your energy and explode whatever it is that you're lifting up
          I used to do tradie work. Shit was ass so I left. Anyways, last thing you want to do is to go out of your way to turn it into a workout. You wouldn't be saving energy by over exerting yourself. Also treating tools like weights would make you look autistic as frick, lol.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats not how calories work. Only buff tradies are on gear

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You speak like you never did a trade job.
          Guys, it's not like you're going around lifting heavy objects, for fricks sake.
          Leave your house once in a while, touch grass and have sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they won't

      T. Former tradie turned WFH Chad

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real life tradies ask me how much I can bench and then try to get me to work for them because they know muscle is muscle.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what the trade is. Laborer for a commercial construction company is probably lazy and not very strong. A residential high speed framer is very strong especially deadlift/pulling type movement. But the real reason they’re better than you is because they’ve had sex.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let those miserable drones cope as they please
    frick blue collar work, that shit absolutely sucks
    terrible quality of life, dogshit pay, physical pain 24/7, no work/life balance
    enjoy busting rebar for 12 hours a day while your kids grow up without a father figure, just to make slightly above minimum wage
    do what you need to do to survive, but shut the frick up about how your shitty job is "superior" to others
    nobody fricking cares, you low class trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, let the dogs bark; it's all they have going for them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah fair, i work in tech so i'm sick of these guys calling me a gay because my job isn't physically exhausting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if u took away shit talking from them.. That would be full castration..

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i work in tech
          no one fricking cares. you tech homosexuals are insufferable

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >too stupid to understand the context of why i mentioned my career
            typical toilet scrubbing filth, your brain is mush, you stupid ape
            i mentioned my tech job, because whenever some blue collar cripple slave hears about it, they put on some insecure fake tough guy act to compensate for the fact that my life is inconceivably better than theirs
            enjoy laying bricks in the summer heat for 16 hours a day, fricking useless bot

            [...]
            >insecure elitist tech homosexual goes on vitriolic rant against trade workers
            sad!

            the opposite; they give me shit, i give them shit back
            what's the issue? can't cope with your miserable life? go shoot up meth like the rest of your subhuman accomplices
            don't ever give me that petty homosexual attitude again
            your life sucks, have a nice day (i know you want to L O L)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              An angry tech nerd. Are you indian or asian perchance? Do you think some of this anger has to do with sexual frustration?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are gay and probably have autism. You would never talk shit to anybody in a trade, because you are a coward and picrel. I bet at family parties they say “What kind of websites ya building?” And you stammer for a few seconds while people laugh and then you say nothing, having taken yet another L

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                An angry tech nerd. Are you indian or asian perchance? Do you think some of this anger has to do with sexual frustration?

                cope harder gays

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the tradetards hate anyone smarter than them
          they even shit all over leading hands/supervisors behind their back because of jealousy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah fair, i work in tech so i'm sick of these guys calling me a gay because my job isn't physically exhausting

      >insecure elitist tech homosexual goes on vitriolic rant against trade workers
      sad!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trade chad vs. the gymcel office neet.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like poorgay cope to me.
    I'm richer and have a more aesthetic body than you. You lose. Have fun, you can now proceed to cope, seethe and dilate.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol have these people even done trade jobs?
    Thinking it requires being in shape is deluded beyond belief. Fat, diabetic boomers do trade jobs. Average worker can't run 5km.
    Damaged knees, back, body by your thirties.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also no one ever wears eye protection, skin protection, or hearing protection because that shit is gay
      So enjoy your tinnitus, skin cancer and terrible eyesight by the time you’re 40

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are so cucked by 'productivity' they literally put themselves in high risk situations just to finish the job 5% faster (for small jobs, for big jobs its like 0.01% faster lmfao).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's more that you'd rather get tinnitus when you're 50 than have your workmates thinking you are a homosexual today.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fight me homosexual

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean hes not wrong, most gymrats cant into cardio to save their life

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only jacked tradies are on roids and lift weights after work. which is not many. all the rest are either obese or skeletal tweakers with no in-between. and majority of them have either hip replacement, knee replacement, or spinal fusion by 50, at minimum. often all 3.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see tons of impressive looking construction guys

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are weak despite the muscles
    Lmao what a pathetic cope

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am just completely pulling these takes out of my arse but i think this kind of cope comes from tradies with no mates, or low self-esteem, or something.
    i think most tradies either go to the gym or respect going to the gym from their couch.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tradies who couldn't even graduate high school seething because they don't get swole working on clogged toilets or laying bricks for Chinese investors all day
    >meanwhile cerebral Chads went to uni, fricked all their qt girlfriends, and lift 10 hours a week for a juicy mogger physique and ~5x their annual wage
    Life is but a cruel joke to the intellectually impaired, we get it Brayden, your chippy/sparky job is real hard, should've worked harder in high school instead of doing doughies in your blown out falc and ripping snowcones at bush doofs. Sad! The seethe is understandable but it's no less funny.
    Now come clean my protein-loaded shit out of my porcelain throne, peasant. I know you're looking forward to TGIF so you can enjoy your bread (7 pints of shite bitters) and games (same repetitive dogshit sportsball footy).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how hard these office workers are trying to sound cool and masculine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Office worker
        Not an office worker. /WFH/ cozy Chad. Also have a home gym and make more money than you. Sucks to suck tradie, now come shingle my roof.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never personally met a tradesman that wasn't a mess of a man. They're divorced with children that hate them, they're hooked on drugs, and have debt out their asses to keep up with appearance of success (new truck, tools, etc.) They consume slurp/slop daily and treat every day like a prison sentence. They're entering middle age looking like they're late 40s from the decade of abuse for little gain. Few if any make it past the great filter of time and end up a foreman or supervisor, their IQ hard caps at 95 and doesn't permit any long term organization.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i make x10 what a tradie makes due to working in a top tech company
    >i look x10 better than a tradie because i have enrgy for daily exercise and my diet doesn’t consist of black coffee, cigarettes and dust
    B-but you won’t make it a week in a tradies shoes!!!!
    >not interested to

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Office worker
      Not an office worker. /WFH/ cozy Chad. Also have a home gym and make more money than you. Sucks to suck tradie, now come shingle my roof.

      Be nice. Let these guys have at least one coping mechanism. Other than attempting to emasculate mental jobs, their only other coping mechanism are drug abuse, and domestic violence.
      Yes... I am a soft little office worker... Oh no, constructionchan... Please do not beat me up with your calloused hands!! 🙁
      What will I ever do???
      Desksissies... It's over...

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lower your tone
    every era of nig speech, there's one thing that really pisses me off.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And a mower worker won't lift 200 kgs, so fricking what?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mover

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    From 9th grade through college I worked in the summer for a family friend who owned a small landscaping company. It was the most fun job I ever had. He didn't own a lot of heavy equipment so we did a lot of work by hand that others do with machinery. We took on a lot of cool projects, lots of hardscape work (paver patios, driveways, walkways, etc.) and I learned some very useful skills I've been able to apply to my own home projects now that I'm older. For what it was, the pay was good and I worked 12 hour days 6 days per week. It was very physical, but a lot of fun. Then I entered the world of software development. I make six figures sitting around in my computer chair at home in my underwear and last night's gym tank top 5 days per week. It's easy money but unfulfilling. I miss doing landscaping, but don't miss the money. I see a lot of people in trade work which is less physically demanding than what I was doing talking down to people about their difficult physical jobs. I've done it, and it's really not that hard unless you're some fat out of shape weakling. Definitely more fun work than staring at a screen all day.

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