Training to become Batman

What skills should I learn? Thinking about:
>Muay Thai
>Magic/illusion for disappearing
>Speech therapy and rhetoric for a commanding voice
>Judo or BJJ
>Calisthenics
>Chemistry and Engineering
>Practical skills like electrical work, medicine, cybersecurity and mechanics
>Read books on criminal cases and detective work
>Going to hop on Navarro or maybe mk677 + RAD
As for the city I'll prowl in:
>New York or Miami. Heard Vancouver is getting bad because of the drugs so maybe that

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    300 IQ.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a gun and train to become this guy instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just had me spending so much time rewatching dirty laundry and the russian scene and then the shitty show
      god i wish i was frank castle

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this will cover the basic athleticism required

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The routine its okay, but it needs to be improved to achieve the physical objectives that someone like batman has

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what objetives arent covered by this? it promotes explosiveness, strength, endurance, flexibility, technique etc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, for example why he is jogging 30 minutes when he can achieve more in less time? also why he run before a strentgh routine?

          Its just a simple routine that someone like batman should have, yeah and it promote multiple physical aspects, but the routine its inefficient, incomplete and sketchy. For example, why batman would run 30 minutes when he can achieve more with breathing exercises and sprints? and he is gonna run before a lifting routine? Maybe this work but in my experience training cardio its a no no for me, it takes strenght of your weightlifting.

          This is more like batman should do in their training. Also i dont know why the difference between yoga and flexibility, in my case i strech after a training.

          30 Minutes meditation i agree its okay, i prefer doing 15 minutes when i wake up and when i sleep. But i guess that if they include meditation but why didnt include a couple intellectual exercises to get more smarter routine?

          30 Minutes sparring and heavy bag a couple of days? Well yeah, its okay if you are a novice but to achieve the martial level of a world mma fighter you have to train a lot more. And whatever the hell is kata training i guess is someone like shadowboxing of karate or tai chi, its inefficient and you wont get it that far only with that.

          Its good as a beginner routine (If low volume and put it to your fitness level) to start following this aspect, but it needs a lot more, for example where are the fitness redpill? where is the iron shaolin training to become invulnerable to injuries? where are the recovery protocols like cold water or red light therapy? Muscle control? Forearm and grip training isometrics to bend over metal like he does? parkour combined with gymnastics? bjj, mma, muay thai, kung fu training? The routine is okay as a base but needs more work. A chud has spoken.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie, if you cant handle cardio you will never be batman. end of story. breathing exercises do not give you endurance. jesus.

            Yeah, for example why he is jogging 30 minutes when he can achieve more in less time? also why he run before a strentgh routine?

            he cant. jesus.

            I am convinced both of you do not engage in any sports at all

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I am convinced both of you do not engage in any sports at all

              I bench 110 kg
              ohp 70 kg
              squat 180 kg
              I won a tournament of wrestling once.

              >breathing exercises do not give you endurance
              JESUS CHRIST. Please help this ignorant Black person.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am him

              >I am convinced both of you do not engage in any sports at all

              I bench 110 kg
              ohp 70 kg
              squat 180 kg
              I won a tournament of wrestling once.

              >breathing exercises do not give you endurance
              JESUS CHRIST. Please help this ignorant Black person.

              , and when i say cardio is a no no for me i mean a high running cardio training, i run but instead of 30 minutes i do 2 km daily. And breathing exercises is totally related to your aerobic endurance, Wim Hoff train for a marathon in the snow with breathing exercises, dont speak about things you dont know homie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, for example why he is jogging 30 minutes when he can achieve more in less time? also why he run before a strentgh routine?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need friends like you.
    Talk to me ASAP!
    [email protected]
    This is our website: https://www.reddit.com/r/becomingbatman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isis training camp

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you should learn how to become a billionaire first, if you can manage that the rest should be pretty easy.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a thread on /x/ a while ago that talked about superhuman intellect. You can also learn Lentation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could you search it in the archive for this old anon? 4plebs.org

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muay thai
    >BJJ
    >Judo
    >Wrestling
    >Boxing
    >Parkour
    >Rock climbing or bouldering
    >Swimming
    >Kayaking
    >Sailing
    >Locksmithing
    >Electronics
    >Welding
    >Plinking for basic marksmanship
    >Airsoft for cheap CQC

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i were a billionaire this is literally what i would spend all of my time doing

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miami
    you dont want to be around people from miami. also, i really hope you speak spanish because a lot of people there dont speak english.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ¿El Batmano?
      Si Hermano, onions Black, onions vengaza, onions justicia.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Training to become Batman

    Batman is a b***h

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t forget obtain a fast vehicle and learn to operate it at a high level

    Batmaxxing is the way

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