>Training with zoomer friend
>"Hold up bro, gotta take off my pump cover"
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>Training with zoomer friend. >"Hold up bro, gotta take off my pump cover"
anyone who says pump cover or sleeper build (ironically or unironically) deserves to be executed in the street
Try it and you'll find out why it's called a Sleeper build
It's called a sleeper build because I'm going to put them to sleep, permanently.
That's what you think but then I take my pump cover off, you see I'm buffer than and you're the one going to bed
>pump cover
>pump cover
Say it again. I dare you. Say that shit one more time and I'm going to pump my fist up inside your rectum until your guts are a bloody pulp.
>Say it again. I dare you.
What, pump cover?
>I'm going to pump my fist up inside your rectum
lmao go fist your own butthole, homosexual
Remember to take the pump cover off first
Its literally not. Even Mr. Olympia's look like they have never lifted if they wear 5 sizes too big oversized clothes.
Its complete tiktok brain rot inspired by some moronic anime villain arc fantasy about hiding your true power level and other mental illnesses.
Damn look at this Mr. Olympia competitor. Fuarkkking sick sleeper build bro!!!!!!! fffuuuarrrkkkk. Whenever you wear a fricking t shirt that fits you like a jacket obviously its gonna make your physique look "worse" if thats your metric.
Literaly who gives a frick?
I'm a zoomer and I give a f*ck
Back in my day we called it the gun safe.
T. Salty millennial who can’t get with the times
I’m 34 and this is my first hearing this and it’s hilarious going to use it on my wife
Based, you gonna make her take her pump cover off??
I just give her a dutch oven
Frick off gay Black person. You zoomers call them pump covers because you're so vein and fake that you refuse to show your twink bodies until you're halfway through your workout and look 140 pounds instead of 130. You wear a sweatshirt to get warm and take it off once you're warm, not to hide your scrawny arms until they look like you actually lift. You social media addicted c**ts have to live your life like it's instagram so you have to angle/light/pump fraud every single time you're in public. You're all mentally weak and deserve to be publicly shamed for being so gay.
Zoomers literally do everything for social media. Its like they have no personality of their own.
They don't. Every single thing they do is either to put on social media, or because someone on social media told them to do it. They're all brain dead homosexuals. Literally 20% of them identify as a gay and I don't want to know how many of them are on Adderall and have been since they were 12, or any other antidepressant.
Mad?
>heh you're mad the next generation is incapable of living their lives unless they saw it on tiktok?
>you mad the next generation can't even use a hammer properly?
>you mad they don't know how to use computers unless there is an app for it?
>you mad they don't want to contribute to society beyond being an "influencer" on social media?
>you mad that half of them think they're a different gender and cut off their genitals before they even learn how to drive?
I'm not mad that you're all the most pathetic humans on this planet, it's just depressing and I hate seeing your shitty lives glorified.
ya seethe kek
He's spitting facts you moron trannies
Seethe harder boomer. Many zoomers (including myself) have a phenomenal work ethic and are capable of learning things quickly. Sure we need some help now and then but you needed the same in your early 20s. Imagine getting this butthurt lmao
Do you have your drivers license yet kid?
Yeah and I own my own car. Oh and I can save files to my computer, they are even organized. Crazy right? Delusional boom booms baka
Cope. You can't even save files on a computer and you know it.
My nephew doesn’t use social media and neither do his friends or girlfriend. Only the mindless Black person cattle in the city do.
What about your friends and girlfriend?
My fiancé doesn’t use social media, I’m pretty sure most of my friends don’t either, just a couple of them use Instagram but it’s mostly to lurk and stalk hot chicks so I can’t blame them.
>vein
It’s vain moron. Didn’t read the rest of your post.
t.zoomer in my oversized t-shirt pump cover
>points out a grammar mistake and uses it as an excuse to continue being a homosexual instead of addressing the issue at hand
Go back to r*ddit you Black person. You have to ask permission to go to the bathroom, you're not special.
Bruh you just went on about how social media le bad and every zoomer is moronic. At least I can type English correctly. And I don’t even have socials, but nice try grandpa. I’ll be your bull when you can’t get it up anymore
Kek wow another zoomers addicted to porn. You're all pathetic, grow up and touch grass.
Haven’t looked at porn in months. How does it feel to be 30+ on an anime website b***h boy?
>in months
You guys talk like that's a character flaw when in reality zoomers were born into social media. That's all they know, they never played in the park and met new kids. Facebook, twitter and instagram ARE their playground. You guys should be lamenting how we failed this generation making them all gay and moronic through no fault of their own. They're socially inept because they never had face to face social interactions, they SPEND(present) their formative years talking through sterile, emotionless text on their phones and going to virtual classes where some sheboon reads through a mass-produced schoolbook
>you guys should be lamenting how we failed this generation
In absolutely what way did millennials fail zoomers? You can't even say that millennials invented social media and smart phones, because we didn't.
Who raised these children?
Literally Gen X?
Right, my bad.
>zoomer friend
you're a zoomer too dumbfrick
Just because you only hang around people that are the same age as you doesn’t mean everyone else does you stupid frick
The frick is a pump cover?
Zoomers are so insecure and riddled with main character syndrome, they start working out with baggy clothes, then, after getting a pump going, they will take the baggy clothes off to ""reveal"" their pumps to the gym
Lmao okay? And then what? Self-esteem boost I guess?
Frickin zoomers man. Young whippersnappers and everything.
Ever since zoomers started coming to the gym you cant even walk 3 feet without walking into someone's video
Yeah, no. This sounds like a (You) problem. I hardly ever have to do deal with zoomers at my gym. I'm 28 and am probably among the youngest people there when I go lift, because I go lift when the gym opens at 5 in the morning. If you hate zoomers so much, then just go lift in the morning. Half the reason zoomers go to the gym is clout chasing/socializing and they can't get that from the early morning crowd.
It covers your pump bruh
Slang for a condom I think
do zooms zooms actually think their generation invented lifting in a hoodie?
I find it hilarious that most of them know classic bodybuilding poses but have no muscle to speak of
I feel gen alpha might be one of the ugliest generation. All these millenial women make babies with bearded guys who are ugly without their beards
>wear tight sweatshirt for the first half of my workout because it helps build up a sweat
>shows off my chest and shoulders more than I’d like because I’m tiny
>sweat achieved
>take it off to continue in my baggy t-shirt
Frick, I’m not wearing a “pump cover” am I?