>try to eat wholegrains bread. >go to poop next day. >wipe ass

>try to eat wholegrains bread
>go to poop next day
>wipe ass
>paper is literally covered with undigested, untouched seeds
Bros, are we really meant to consoom plant shit? Feels like I'm failing evolution here.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you understand why whole grains are a ~~*meme*~~ and why processed grains are superior.
    Still inferior to sugar, THOUGH

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >conflates unseeded wholegrain bread with seeded wholegrain bread
    Good grief the absolute fricking state of zoomers ruining this board

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST is a grain brain board. Any negative talk of grains or seeds will label you as a keto schizo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And rightfully so, grains are based, nearly as based as spuds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And rightfully so, grains are based, nearly as based as spuds

      bread is literally the original goyslop

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    seeds are designed to pass through digestive systems so the seeds can plant and grow. Are you moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      then eating multigrain bread is pointless because I’m not a bird who shits all over town (yet)
      >one day
      >I am gonna grow wings
      >a chemical reaction
      >hysterical and useless
      >hysterical and
      >let down and hanging around

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        birds break the seeds before they eat them to get the nutrients out. You are dumber than a bird.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, no, no. now, finally, I can become a bird.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the point of fricking eating them then if you shit them right out??

        Chew your food thoroughly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the point of fricking eating them then if you shit them right out??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no point, seeds are worthless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatties need to constantly be stuffing their face with food or they think they are dying, which is why you have all the 0 sugar food, wholegrain breads, diet sodas, etc

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>wipe ass
    You're supposed to wash it

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure its not just the outer seed layer like corn poops?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sourdough or bust. everything else is shit

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. You failed. Grass is for cows and the seeds are how the grass reproduces. It's not there to eat.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really, you eat mainly as a desperation food.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grains are not people food. They are animal food.
    Before someone labels me a ketoschizo, I will say you should eat fruit. Fruit is FOOD. Grains are not.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a homosexual dyel. Prove me wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grains are slave food. We didn't even eat them before 10,000 years ago, and even then they were given to peasants. Have fun with your inferior diet and inferior results.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Grains are slave food.
          Historylet. Grains where eaten by soldiers and kings. The only difference between the kings and the peasants is they had more refined grains with more added sugars

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are an idiot. Bread made from fine milled flour was a food of nobility. Healthy too because of its ease of digestion. Peasants ate gruel and hard tack bread from grain that was barely milled.

              https://i.imgur.com/eqTxbuo.jpg

              >try to eat wholegrains bread
              >go to poop next day
              >wipe ass
              >paper is literally covered with undigested, untouched seeds
              Bros, are we really meant to consoom plant shit? Feels like I'm failing evolution here.

              Because you didn’t chew the seed. If you ate a shelled nut, you would shit it out whole.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bump

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeds are designed by nature to be the most difficult part of the plant to digest. They are the plant's next generation, it's babies. Fruit is much better because the plants actually "want" you to eat them and then shit out the undigested seeds in a nice pile of manure miles away.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What bread did you eat. Whole grain bread means the whole grain is ground up into flour and the husk is added to the dough. There should not be any whole seeds. I make whole wheat bread a good bit and I only buy whole grain bread and I shit like a king when I eat it. Bread is based, and only dyels and gays hate it.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    insoluble fiber foods show up intact in your poop. fiber is an indigestible carb. if you don’t want to see bits of food in your stool, stick to soluble fiber

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All plants are poison

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a you problem.
    Do you also get runny shits whenever you consume dairy?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grains are the trashiest food, vegetables, greens(with olive oil), fruits and meats is all u need, bread isn't bad if consumed moderately

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