Be anywhere on the lean - built - builtfat spectrum. Women seem to like anything other than skinnyfat basedboy or bodybuilder. Even being a fat hairy bear will get you some niche women.
Also don't be short, but thats kind of Rule Zero when it comes to female attraction.
Women want a guy who's married. It's a sign that you're a good catch. The most scumbag thing you can do to get laid really fast is to wear a fake wedding ring and pretend you have a dead wife. You'll run through every local girl until your reputation gets around
Dunno, man. I'm out with my kids often, without the wife, and nobody gives a shit. Around the time I met her and around the actual wedding some women hit on me, sure, but nothing in years. Maybe it's just a me problem, but the moment I mention I'm married 90% of the women stop being flirty. Too bad, because there are some hot, lonely moms at the church, plus I know some femcels I'd gladly bang.
It must be a you problem. When I'm out with my son, ladies are always smiling at me. When you mention your married that's like a girl saying "I have a bf" let them see the ring for themselves and let them decide if they want to be a home wrecker or not. The thrill of finding out if they can get you is what gets them hooked.
Remember its all about muscle mass behind a bit of fat. Not weak skinny fat. No b***h breasts, apparent shoulders and traps because theres no fat there, hair on chest to accentuate masculinity.
Meh. I do Just for Men in my beard and think it makes me look much younger. I chubby chase the 18 year olds and they usually think I’m late 20s when I’m 39. Gray is a huge turn off for most girls I find but whatever works for you
>dying your beard to chubby chase 18 year olds when you're pushing 40
this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever read on this board and this is a very pathetic board
Not my thing either but it sounds to me like that anon is living his dream life, meanwhile you're on a Himalayan Salt appreciation forum seething that another man is happy and getting sex
having all your hair is the most important thing that you can control to maintain attractiveness, followed by being lean
35yo gym trainer here. I started thinning 2 years ago. Now I just shave my head. I look younger and get hit on my tons of 18-21 year olds. The key to not blowing up as you age is put down the alcohol, shitty football snacks and count calories and protein. >I am 6 even and 180 with 13.5% body fat
I cannot stress this enough. All you chuds and buttholes listen. As a trainer, do everything you can to avoid getting your dad's potbelly. Nothing looks more pathetic than a pregnant looking Man. Once you hit 30, go get a full panel blood test to check your T and estrogen levels.
Agreed. The amount of guys I see who look like victims of the future apocalypse is tragic. When disaster strikes these frickers are doomed and will neve be able to protect their families
>dont be auswitz skinny >dont be anywhere near “beer belly” territory either >maybe throw in extra lateral raises for wider shoulders
there you go, “dadbod” mode. natty is implied because a real “dadbod” is literally just fit and middle aged around 17-20 bodyfat.
I'm 30, newly divorced, got some pounds to lose but I'm on my way (already lost 10), head full of hair but clueless when it comes to pick up young girls.
Also I've got a baby face and can't really grow a beard. Should I just gymmaxx and wait til I'm older?
Can definitely shave, used to keep a stubble because I wanted to counter that baby face. Lying though is it really necessary? Aren't girls attracted to older guys?
>Aren't girls attracted to older guys?
It’s a meme, when girls say that they mean a guy 2-5 years older than them. Or some Chad tier celebrity.
Think about it, every guy out there would have a teen gf, they don’t. There are some girls that are into older average guys but most aren’t. If you say you’re in your 20s and look decent you’ll have way more options anon.
>Think about it, every guy out there would have a teen gf, they don’t.
I mean you still gotta look good, when I look around all the 35yo dudes I see are married, fat, balding and look like shit. But I guess you're right, I can just say I'm 27 or something.
I can personally get away with 4 years younger and feel confident. (Genes)
Could probably say 5, but don’t want to push it.
It’s perfectly reasonable for a 27 year old to have a teen gf
The only meme is believing what women say. In college multiple women said they'd never date an older man, and would only go for a guy several years older. Those same girls would then end up in a relationship with a 35 year old. Girls don't know what they want until they see it.
As a mid 30s man having large and lean delts is one of the best things you can do to be attractive combine this with a thin waist line and you'll be able to attract plenty of women just keep in mind the really young ones willing to sleep with an older guy are usually pretty fricked in the head
I’m 41 years old and I’m 6’3, lean (can see abs but I’m not skinny), got a salt and pepper beard and a big swinging dick. I get the mires at the gym, but I don’t think it is any more than I used to get in my 20s or 30s. The one place I do get a lot more attention is when I’m at my neighborhood pool with my kids. I catch the lifeguards staring all of the time. Also the neighborhood moms strike up conversations with me when my wife isn’t around. All of the neighborhood dads are skinny fat, even the good looking ones.
I started lifting weights when I was 22 and I never got any (noticeable) attention from girls before then. I always had the confidence and charisma, though.
get a time machine and start lifting when you were in your early 20's
monitoring. what even is a dilf
>inb4 dad id like to frick
yeah, i know. what qualifies though? what are the physical attributes?
Maximize upper back and forearms. Also focus on your neck. DILFs have gorilla-lite proportions
Above plus you're very self secure and you do dad shit like fixing sinks
Be anywhere on the lean - built - builtfat spectrum. Women seem to like anything other than skinnyfat basedboy or bodybuilder. Even being a fat hairy bear will get you some niche women.
Also don't be short, but thats kind of Rule Zero when it comes to female attraction.
SS+GOMAD
How does joining Gestapo help?
You rest her for bad behavior while she dressed up in black leather and shit....handcuffs and all...then you interrogate her for the crimes.
this picture is shopped. notice how the tree conveniently curves right at her hips.
keeping hair x failure. also be builtfat
This. And wear a ring even if you’re not married.
Why?
Women want a guy who's married. It's a sign that you're a good catch. The most scumbag thing you can do to get laid really fast is to wear a fake wedding ring and pretend you have a dead wife. You'll run through every local girl until your reputation gets around
Holy shit, dude. Is that really a cheat code? Thanks for the lesson!
If I'm 30 and married how do I find fresh 18 year olds?
College bars
If you haven't figured it out by now you're ngmi
>dilf
You don't need to workout. Just have your kid with you and you'll get women getting wet
Dunno, man. I'm out with my kids often, without the wife, and nobody gives a shit. Around the time I met her and around the actual wedding some women hit on me, sure, but nothing in years. Maybe it's just a me problem, but the moment I mention I'm married 90% of the women stop being flirty. Too bad, because there are some hot, lonely moms at the church, plus I know some femcels I'd gladly bang.
It must be a you problem. When I'm out with my son, ladies are always smiling at me. When you mention your married that's like a girl saying "I have a bf" let them see the ring for themselves and let them decide if they want to be a home wrecker or not. The thrill of finding out if they can get you is what gets them hooked.
What society claims is a dadbod
What women genuinely think is a dadbod
<<<<<
Remember its all about muscle mass behind a bit of fat. Not weak skinny fat. No b***h breasts, apparent shoulders and traps because theres no fat there, hair on chest to accentuate masculinity.
>planet fatness survey
DROPPED
Be lean
Have all your hair
No gray
Be more attractive than their peers (gl)
I frick 18+ at 39 but most are barely attractive. Still tight af tho.
having all your hair is the most important thing that you can control to maintain attractiveness, followed by being lean
You can some subtly placed gray. But you have to have the face for it.
Meh. I do Just for Men in my beard and think it makes me look much younger. I chubby chase the 18 year olds and they usually think I’m late 20s when I’m 39. Gray is a huge turn off for most girls I find but whatever works for you
>dying your beard to chubby chase 18 year olds when you're pushing 40
this is one of the most pathetic things I have ever read on this board and this is a very pathetic board
Stay mad
Eat shit. If the guy is grey/greying and still getting it inside sub 20year old puss that’s based.
Either gay or a zoomer, possibly both
Could be a wom*n. They're one of the few demographics who seethe at it no matter how old they are.
Not my thing either but it sounds to me like that anon is living his dream life, meanwhile you're on a Himalayan Salt appreciation forum seething that another man is happy and getting sex
35yo gym trainer here. I started thinning 2 years ago. Now I just shave my head. I look younger and get hit on my tons of 18-21 year olds. The key to not blowing up as you age is put down the alcohol, shitty football snacks and count calories and protein.
>I am 6 even and 180 with 13.5% body fat
>I look younger
no you don't
>and get hit on my tons of 18-21 year olds
no you don't
>heh, yeah I've still got it you ladies are lookin good tonight!
Post penis (you won't (because you're a cumdumpster))
>No gray
bitches love salt and pepper as long as you don't look like you're 20
>No gray
Gray hair looks sick when you are a DILF
Only homosexuals say dilf
Cardio. The most important thing to avoid is the beer belly.
I cannot stress this enough. All you chuds and buttholes listen. As a trainer, do everything you can to avoid getting your dad's potbelly. Nothing looks more pathetic than a pregnant looking Man. Once you hit 30, go get a full panel blood test to check your T and estrogen levels.
Agreed. The amount of guys I see who look like victims of the future apocalypse is tragic. When disaster strikes these frickers are doomed and will neve be able to protect their families
Conjugate
Hair and skincare, young girls don’t care about your body
Hammer curls
>dont be auswitz skinny
>dont be anywhere near “beer belly” territory either
>maybe throw in extra lateral raises for wider shoulders
there you go, “dadbod” mode. natty is implied because a real “dadbod” is literally just fit and middle aged around 17-20 bodyfat.
I'm 30, newly divorced, got some pounds to lose but I'm on my way (already lost 10), head full of hair but clueless when it comes to pick up young girls.
Also I've got a baby face and can't really grow a beard. Should I just gymmaxx and wait til I'm older?
>I've got a baby face
Shave, keep hair thick, lie about age.
Easy mode.
Can definitely shave, used to keep a stubble because I wanted to counter that baby face. Lying though is it really necessary? Aren't girls attracted to older guys?
>Aren't girls attracted to older guys?
It’s a meme, when girls say that they mean a guy 2-5 years older than them. Or some Chad tier celebrity.
Think about it, every guy out there would have a teen gf, they don’t. There are some girls that are into older average guys but most aren’t. If you say you’re in your 20s and look decent you’ll have way more options anon.
>Think about it, every guy out there would have a teen gf, they don’t.
I mean you still gotta look good, when I look around all the 35yo dudes I see are married, fat, balding and look like shit. But I guess you're right, I can just say I'm 27 or something.
I can personally get away with 4 years younger and feel confident. (Genes)
Could probably say 5, but don’t want to push it.
It’s perfectly reasonable for a 27 year old to have a teen gf
The only meme is believing what women say. In college multiple women said they'd never date an older man, and would only go for a guy several years older. Those same girls would then end up in a relationship with a 35 year old. Girls don't know what they want until they see it.
Tell them you're newly divorced
step 1: have hair
step 2: be tall
step 3: don't lose your hair
silver fox vs old creep begins and ends at the hairline
Are you a dad?
Keep your hair and stay lean, you’ll mog most men in their 30s and 40s easily.
As a mid 30s man having large and lean delts is one of the best things you can do to be attractive combine this with a thin waist line and you'll be able to attract plenty of women just keep in mind the really young ones willing to sleep with an older guy are usually pretty fricked in the head
All women are fricked in the head. I'm giving myself 3 years to looksmax and then I'll keep banging 20yo pussy until I'm too old and will an hero
>I'm giving myself 3 years to looksmax
From this post alone, I can tell looksmaxxing isn't your biggest concern
I’m 41 years old and I’m 6’3, lean (can see abs but I’m not skinny), got a salt and pepper beard and a big swinging dick. I get the mires at the gym, but I don’t think it is any more than I used to get in my 20s or 30s. The one place I do get a lot more attention is when I’m at my neighborhood pool with my kids. I catch the lifeguards staring all of the time. Also the neighborhood moms strike up conversations with me when my wife isn’t around. All of the neighborhood dads are skinny fat, even the good looking ones.
I started lifting weights when I was 22 and I never got any (noticeable) attention from girls before then. I always had the confidence and charisma, though.