>Turns cut into easy mode
>filling
>cheap
want a savory snack?
>salsa + cottage cheese and use it as spread or dip for rice cakes
craving something sweet?
>mix it with cocoa powder and sweetener and then blend
any other food that cheats the system?
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yeah, anything else
Damn, bro. You are cheating the system. What a lifehack! You figured it out and unlocked easy mode!!!!1
have a nice day for thinking in these terms, btw.
if only you realized how insignificant thing you complain about is you wouldn't be such a fricking loser irl.
add semolina
add an egg
add some sugar
blend
bake
you've made the ultimate breakfast, the Forbidden Sun
cottage
cheese
casserole
thank me later
At least list proportions, anon.
post pic after
I wanna try making cottage cheese this week, what am I in for?
>cottage cheese but cheaper, better and more delicious
I can't find it in burgerland 🙁
This shit is so nasty plain but works hard as frick. Tried mixing some cocoa in but didn't help. Doesn't really matter in the end. I would eat dirt if it ensured muscle growth.
You get used to it after a week. I eat it with cocoa, banana and apple, 500g every breakfast. that"s 60g of protons at 350 kcal.
>sweetener
disgusting
PS just eat quark which is better in every way
I might have been eating quark, don't know anymore. Translation with these things is confusing
Quark has per 100g
>70 kcal
>12g protein
>0.3g fat
>4.2g carbs
>“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”.
I wonder what sorcery they use to make such a lean high protein dairy product.
Oatmeal + CC + Peanut Butter + Kefir + Hit of honey
Cottage cheese tastes like cum, how the frick do you gays eat this shit?
how do you nkow what cum tastes like?
its good by itself but god damn its good with strawberries or dill weed in it
even better
Cum from a BBC
Can confirm. Big Bulgarian wiener mass produces feta and cottage cheese, as well as yoghurt
The chunkier the better
>saves your life
>Lemon juice and fresh dill
>almond butter and honey
>fresh fruit and nuts
Some versatile shit, my man. Love cottage cheese
dip carrots in cottage cheese. its an excellent cope snack. this with a 24oz of water and im good for a few hours.
dipping carrots in a mix of pb2+no fat greek yogurt isn't completely inedible either
yea, mix non-fat greek yogurt with peanut butter powder to make low fat "peanut butter"
>yea, mix non-fat greek yogurt with peanut butter powder to make low fat "peanut butter"
thought i was the only one that did this, it's not too bad, plus you get a lot of "peanut butter". good for dipping but I'm not sure I'd have it for anything other than that
i put it on bread like a normal peanut butter sandwich and it was pretty good