TZATZIKI: THE MANNA OF THE GODS

500gr greek yogurt
2 crushed cloves of garlic
1 grated cucumber (keep the skin on)
a very generous drizzle of olive oil
a bit of dill
salt to taste

PUT IT ON YOUR MEAT
PUT IT IN YOUR SALAD
DIP WHATEVER YOU WANT IN IT
HERE'S YOUR GAINS

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine needing a "recipe" for that

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greeks are lazy small-dicked homosexuals, why would you eat like them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I'm a lazy small dicked homosexual.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just got a hemorrhoid from eating a giant gyro

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've trained your sphincter harder

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just had fifteen bowls of tzatziki

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or alternatively just eat greek yogurt and don't waste your time with useless spices

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fitness

    Take it to the cooking board

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this stuff. Turkish food is amazing for bulking.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's 'cacık'. a turkish side dish.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You pronounce that as "wiener"? Because that's the most common Turkish side dish.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's greek cuisine, we Turks have wiener as a maın course

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh waıt frick how do ı delet thıs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            sensible chuckle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turks come from Mongolian pillagers, they didn't have any culinary culture at any point in their history. Everything was stolen from people they conquered.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, roachie. You claiming tzatziki as your own is just ar moronic as Ukrainians trying to claim borscht. It's a regional dish with slight alterations depending on time and place.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: mix some kefir in there with the yogurt for extra tartness and probiotics.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always peel and core an English cucumber, slice then salt to draw out the water. Squeeze the pieces with plenty of paper towels to get as rid of as much water as you can. Throw it in the Cuisinart then put into a fine mesh colander to drain even more water. Copious amounts of dill lemon and a few cloves of garlic through the garlic press. Salt and pepper to taste.

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