>oh I thought someone left their stuff here
Just call them a homosexual for trying to reserve machines in a gym that you all pay memberships to. Just because I get there early and put a water bottle on every piece of equipment it doesn’t mean that they’re all mine.
The other day I told some guy off that I absolutely hate at my gym. You could call him my gym rival. Hes a 5ft5" manlet who wears super tight clothes and thinks hes a GQ model. This fricker does a circuit of machines. Like 10 pull ups, 10 reps of bench, 10 dips. Uses like fricking 8 machines at a time. I was in a bad mood that morning and just started using a machine I knew he was going to out of spite. An argument ensued and I havent seen him doing his gay circuit since. He clearly pissed everyone off and has the audacity to think hes in the right
Some dumbass brown person I had never seen before put his bag and water bottle on the calf raise machine like that's what it was made for. If anyone's stuff is on a machine for a decent amount of time and they haven't done anything with it you're totally entitled to grab their shit and put it on the floor next to you so they can scurry over and move it somewhere more appropriate. What are they gonna do, argue with you when they were clearly in the wrong? They probably won't even look you in the face.
>ugh... i hate this
Yeah, so do I, but honestly, if a person is gone for more than 3-5 minutes just move their shit.
When they come back just offer them to work in between.
It's literally that easy unless you're a fricking socially moronic redditor
I do this lmao, but not for that time. I grab water, have a chat or go pee. Upside is I let anyone join me, know loads of people and even guide some so people never are bothered by me.
when i was younger i left my stuff on one machine and in the meantime used other equipment. I did it just to have people confront me so i could brutally beat the shit out of them.
doesn't work nowadays since everyone is a pussy
i refuse to believe a gym that big and empty doesn't have another smith machine available
this 56 year old redditor just wanted some hecking updoots
It's probably their own stuff they put there to take a picture
It looks like LA fitness and the one I used to go to had 3 smith machines.
smith machines are extremely high traffic devices
my gym has two and they're ALWAYS in use
I go to a smaller gym thats lacks some common machines and only has 1 smith machine and it is almost never used
just start using it anyway to perform the rite of summoning
the occupant will miraculously appear within 30 seconds
this and say some dumb shit like "oh i thought someone just forgot their stuff here"
>oh I thought someone left their stuff here
Just call them a homosexual for trying to reserve machines in a gym that you all pay memberships to. Just because I get there early and put a water bottle on every piece of equipment it doesn’t mean that they’re all mine.
What the actual frick can you do in 10 minutes
You can either get in a set at a Snith machine, or you can make an angry Reddit post
t. powerfarter
An accessory lift should only take 10 minutes.
Two minutes rest and one minutes per set you can do three sets with a minute to spare.
I can’t I need a five minute rest between sets or my heart will explode
?
About half of my lifting routine
if ur warmed up and ready to go, easily 3-4 working sets
>obnoxious water jug
>rubber band
>Smith machine set up for hip thrusts
Yep its loose gym thot time boys
The other day I told some guy off that I absolutely hate at my gym. You could call him my gym rival. Hes a 5ft5" manlet who wears super tight clothes and thinks hes a GQ model. This fricker does a circuit of machines. Like 10 pull ups, 10 reps of bench, 10 dips. Uses like fricking 8 machines at a time. I was in a bad mood that morning and just started using a machine I knew he was going to out of spite. An argument ensued and I havent seen him doing his gay circuit since. He clearly pissed everyone off and has the audacity to think hes in the right
Your fault for waiting just toss it somewhere after 5 mins, they have no right to argue.
Some dumbass brown person I had never seen before put his bag and water bottle on the calf raise machine like that's what it was made for. If anyone's stuff is on a machine for a decent amount of time and they haven't done anything with it you're totally entitled to grab their shit and put it on the floor next to you so they can scurry over and move it somewhere more appropriate. What are they gonna do, argue with you when they were clearly in the wrong? They probably won't even look you in the face.
>ugh... i hate this
Yeah, so do I, but honestly, if a person is gone for more than 3-5 minutes just move their shit.
When they come back just offer them to work in between.
It's literally that easy unless you're a fricking socially moronic redditor
There's a boomer at my gym who rests his shit on a bench while he stands next to it and does hammer curls. Never even uses the bench.
>lizardking1967
This redditor is almost 60 and still hasn't grown the balls to use a machine just because some thot left her shit next to it.
perfect time to confuse your muscles with a different machine
I do this lmao, but not for that time. I grab water, have a chat or go pee. Upside is I let anyone join me, know loads of people and even guide some so people never are bothered by me.
when i was younger i left my stuff on one machine and in the meantime used other equipment. I did it just to have people confront me so i could brutally beat the shit out of them.
doesn't work nowadays since everyone is a pussy
cool story bro
I recognize that gym
That shirt is sick, insulting even
If someone does this and I want to use it I just put their stuff on the floor. I'm the boss of my gym, I guess.