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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen Z girls are becoming fat pigs too.
    A lot of the cute girls I knew from HS are fat now. It's so fricking sad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, when millennial girls were 18 they obsessed over not having a muffin top while wearing their low-rise jeans and ssri shit wasn't nearly as widespread, at most they smoked and drank a lot. Zoomer chicks are haes bots coping with facetune and shapewear who don't an hero only thanks to a pharmaceutical wienertail and what little tiktok attention they get

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well thats the wall and weight gain. Girls wall around age 23 now but it doesnt mean they should look 30-50

      this, when millennial girls were 18 they obsessed over not having a muffin top while wearing their low-rise jeans and ssri shit wasn't nearly as widespread, at most they smoked and drank a lot. Zoomer chicks are haes bots coping with facetune and shapewear who don't an hero only thanks to a pharmaceutical wienertail and what little tiktok attention they get

      >ssri
      Low T causes depression. Girls have lower T than they should do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls have lower T than they should do
        and that's probably because of the modern lifestyle, mainly being extremely sedentary, eating junk all the time, and staying too much indoors

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          90% of them are taking progesterone which shuts down their entire natural test production

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in one video, a 22-year-old girl with fillers and plastic surgery lamented that people thought she looked 40 or 50.
        The explanation was simple: she looked like was a woman with fillers and plastic surgery, and normally women in their 40s and 50s get that shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls wall around age 23
        >Low T causes depression
        found the chud. women have less wrinles than men and dont go bald. mtf trannies get their faces smoothed out from estrogen and look younger after troonsition. prepubertal boys have eunuch tier testosterone yet theyvarent depressed. touch grass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers have blue lights LEDs in their room and wonder why they cant sleep. Literal morons

      Same here bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone please translate this? I feel like I’m the only 21 year old who doesn’t understand this slang

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd choose option D, since millenials are using their moderate wealth to steal all of the zoomer pussy and this will be the last chance you will have to get some for free

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Girl you like looks bad, but she wants to frick you. What are you doing?
          >Lie and say she looks good and frick her anyways
          >Wait for her to get hotter
          >Don't frick
          >You're attracted to her regardless

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 44 and can understand it. Son, I am disappoint.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bae
          a woman. Abbreviation of "baby".
          >lowkey ... fr fr
          these words are essentially meaningless, and only serve to signal that the speaker is moronic. Taken literally, "kinda" and "lowkey" suggest reduced certainty, while "fr fr"="for real, for real" suggests increased certainty.
          >lookin mid
          the woman doesn't look that good.
          >but she dtf
          she is "down to frick"
          >Wyd?
          what would you do?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No
            >Kinda ...lowkey...Fr fr

            The "kinda" here implies more of a "I hate to admit it (and possibly be seen as a dick), but it's totally true". "Lowkey" is something like, "it's not super obvious, and maybe some people will miss it, but it's true". "fr fr" is just strengthening/emphasizing their point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you needa touch grass bro ong you trippin fr

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my mans is tweakin fr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The higher likelihood to being fat probably explains literally everything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't just gen z though, everyone does that. I'm 36, and from what I've seen the last age where 90% of people actually look good is 22, at this magical age they all get fat and their skin goes to shit. This is for men and women

      Id say, if someone turns 25 and still looks good - is still in shape, not bald, their teeth are still good, skin still good etc they'll probably stay looking good forever. But like I said 90% lose all their attractiveness past 22. I've even witnessed actual beautiful chads and staceys turn into absolute dumpster fires around that age, growing 2 extra chins and their waistlines doubling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls 22. Men 25.
        For men its just letting themselves go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its gen z. Even gen z admit this as an issue. Go youtube search "gen z age like milk"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person I'm 36 and my gen all aged like shit too. Like I said everyone got fat and let themselves go in their early 20s. My little brother's peers, who are late 20s now, did the same thing too.

          Gen Z aging badly isn't a new thing. Other gens did too. Even boomers, look at them now. All fat and bald with massive bellies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how did you interpret any of this as saying that no generation has ever aged

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Go youtube search zog shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/03Jm9CX.jpg

      Zoomers were raised with social media at the start, they were forced with the stress and anxiety of chasing likes and followers. Worrying that every moment was captured with the right selfie angle. If their make-up is wrong the picture, their whole weekend/vacation is ruined.

      social media was an option for millennials. when they get stressed, they just daydream about their fantasy harry potter nintendo delusions.

      It's because you don't touch grass, eat nothing but onions, and have been loaded on micro plastics since you were born. Not to mention the skin care meme pushed by Korean companies that hire models loaded to the gills on plastic surgery. The products wouldn't have a future if they really worked. So they most likely frick up your skin long term meaning you need more and more. Just wash your face with water idiots.

      https://i.imgur.com/IhGr7RY.png

      Can't wait for the Gen Z kids hopping on roids to hit 30 lmao

      Steroids are a last ditch effort to squeeze another 5-10 years out of your prime, these mother frickers hopping on as teenagers

      Pic rel is how the average millennial ages btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just bong genetics

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hes 36 he doesnt even look that bad. Tom felton is a particularly bad example in any case since hes likely a drug addict

          Here's your healthy millennial bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes 36 he doesnt even look that bad. Tom felton is a particularly bad example in any case since hes likely a drug addict

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers were raised with social media at the start, they were forced with the stress and anxiety of chasing likes and followers. Worrying that every moment was captured with the right selfie angle. If their make-up is wrong the picture, their whole weekend/vacation is ruined.

    social media was an option for millennials. when they get stressed, they just daydream about their fantasy harry potter nintendo delusions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't explain the weird phenomenon of gen x mom's taking their zoomer daughters to go get botox together
      >sweetie i booked an appointment for both of us
      >we gotta make sure your older male college history professor gives you an A+ instead of just an A

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen X is actually the most moronic generation ever. They joined the work force when boomers were middle management and bought the "hard work and dedication" meme. 30 years later and now they've got 25 years of work experience and still applying to positions that millennials are after. This applies to everything in their life. So prone to propaganda fed to them by previous generations never questioning anything. Probably worse than boomers for enabling them until millennials joined and called bullshit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate where my tax dollars go to.
          I love my work ethic and my determination to get shit done.
          I enjoy making customers happy.
          Doesn't matter what happens politically I will have opportunities.
          I bet you look like shit, post chin.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gen X cope. You sat back and watched the boomers rape the world you would inherit and did nothing. You're worse than them because you could have stopped it and did nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pathetic single moms that got botox themselves
        american parents in general are too much of a pussy to tell their children 'no'

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    look it up on youtube too. "gen z aging like milk"
    Gen Z is a joke. some girl told people to guess her age and people guessed early 40s but she was like only 22.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 25 and still get confused for a high school student when I clean shave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's good. I'm 30 and a guy at work just asked me of I'm 20.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 21 and look 17 when I shave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t age very much from 18-27 but once you hit late 20’s or early 30’s the lines on your face stick around no matter how much you take care of yourself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. I'm 40, not bald, no white hair, but lines around the eyes. Frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 38 and get mistaken for being 25. get on my level.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same and im 27

      Even with a beard i get carded ever since i stopped being fat, when i was fat i never was carded once.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 28 and everyone thinks I’m 24/25.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same here but I'm in my 30's

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably Asian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here but I’m 40.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same approaching 30. I have seen some zoomers look older than me and it's confusing, I personally blame the phones.

      You don’t age very much from 18-27 but once you hit late 20’s or early 30’s the lines on your face stick around no matter how much you take care of yourself.

      29 and I don't get any lines sticking around on my face. The only thing I have noticed on my body is that my elbow and knee skin quality for whatever reason looks like shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 31 and i get mistaken as a 24 year old even with full beard on. At least that's what the gym receptionist told me two days ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's due to a lack of sunlight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 32 and highschool kids ask me what school I go to because they think I'm their peer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol I've had a similar experience at my gym. I am 28, zoomer high school kids who recognize me dap me up and ask me what school I go to, and I have to remind them I am a decade out of high school.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 69 and when I went to the supermarket during a weekday morning, a police officer stopped and said I should be in school. I told him I didn’t go to school. He said that he wouldn’t let me leave until my parents showed up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low t will make you age slow

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no alcohol
    >no smoking
    >limited consumption of processed food
    >limited stress
    >good sleep
    >moisturizer + retinol
    >DHT blockers
    Lastly,
    >genetics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot to mention protecting your skin from the sun.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did a zoomer cucked an oldgay for this stuff to be spammed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No look it up on youtube. Its a legit thing. "Gen z aging like milk"

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer never look good at any level
    Small weak zoomer
    Or cookie cutter broccoli gym bro zoomer
    Really no in between

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    increasing quantity of seed oils in diet. millennials are ageing worse than the previous gen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demonstrably false

      ?si=MfjizipBMIRCrYQV

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just bad cameras and old fashion

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lack of testosterone

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they’re aging better!
    >…
    >they’re aging worse!
    which one is it then! i’m 27, aparently i qualify for “zoomer” now according to the israelites in NY after that privileged b***h went crying on chinktok about not getting a job (then promptly got a cushy “influencer” gig because she’s a woman). what the frick is gen Z? i thought it was 12-16 year olds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same age as you, some would say we are late millennials and others that we are early zoomers but that's all just dumb israelite shit. Anyway afaik zoomers go from 96/97 to early 2010s which is a pretty wide range considering how quickly things change nowadays.
      For what it's worth all my old classmates still look great, the one chick that used to be fat has even lost the weight now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they’re aging better!
      nobody said this tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        op’s pic third or forth one down

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gen z is 1997 - 2012. all this generational bullshit is just people ascribing the same traits to both 27 year olds and 12 year olds for gen z. it's completely moronic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT IS ALL A WELL-RUN psyop TO KEEP PEOPLE DISTRACTED WITH BUZZ FEEDING MEANINGLESS STORIES, LIFESTYLE GIMMICKS AND CONSOOM MOAR MENTALITY.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I might be autistic but this shit pisses me off to no end. These numbers are arbitrary anyway, so why not decide to draw the line 1995-2010 or 2000-2015. It's the same number of years even and would make shit so much simpler.

        same age as you, some would say we are late millennials and others that we are early zoomers but that's all just dumb israelite shit. Anyway afaik zoomers go from 96/97 to early 2010s which is a pretty wide range considering how quickly things change nowadays.
        For what it's worth all my old classmates still look great, the one chick that used to be fat has even lost the weight now

        Also born in 97. I do think it's kind of cool to be in this space where I feel like relate to and fit in with either millennials or zoomers, I've heard the term zillenial before. I tend to relate to a more "millennial" outlook on things and typically get along with people older than me a bit better, but the stuff I consume and aesthetic taste is probably more "zoomer" in character so the whole generational thing has always been a wash for me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this shit pisses me off to no end. These numbers are arbitrary anyway
          >I do think it's kind of cool to be in this space where I feel like relate to and fit in with either millennials or zoomers
          you thinking it's kind of cool is where this shit comes from. It's just horoscopes. "omg my last boyfriend was a Taurus and I'm avoiding them from now on"
          and thinking the massively abused high-level concept is valid because there's some underlying reality to it is the same thing that has you calling yourself autistic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see the correlation between the two? Where does what shit come from? Star signs don't have anything behind them unless you buy into astrology as a whole. Generational differences do exist when looking at things broadly? Yes, of course there will be exceptions from the rule, but are you telling me there aren't quantifiable differences in attitudes between a cohort born in 2000 and one born in 1980 controlling for things like nationality, culture and income? There definitely are due to differing life experiences. What makes these categories meaningful is millennials are people who were adolescence during 9/11, zoomers are people who don't have memories of the Internet not being an all pervasive thing in society, things like that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Unironically posting cosmo tier clickbait

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hilarious given how straight edge most of them are.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >push bonesmashing, hardcore skincare, idiotic diets and other moronic shit
    >brutally mog people 10 years younger than me
    Hehe, notin' personnel kids

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All journalists should be flayed alive and crucified. fricking scum.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why gen z are aging worse than millennials
    >written by: millennials
    kek
    why do millennialcucks feel this desperate need to one up zoomers at every turn?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's rock solid objective truth when multiple media outlets (all owned by the same few conglomerates) say the exact same thing at the same time!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure millennial cope

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spoiler: if you do lots of plastic surgery and hard drugs because tiktok told you it was cool you will age really fast compared to people who prioritized aging slowly. Wow!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These articles are being written by millenials.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >webm
      this actually happened and no news coverage fr fr no cap

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millenials age bett-ack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is a writer
      makes sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my job pays well
      >i live the life i want
      >lives with parents at 37

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds great..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She burned and continues to burn all her money travelling because at the end of the day she hopes to find a husband who can worry about how she's going to retire. That is her get out of jail-frree card. If you were a man in this situation you'd accept that it was over and that you'd likely work for the rest of your life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is 37. Gen z looks like this at 22.

      I’m 24, and often mistaken for early 30s. Oh well. Since 18 I’ve been smoking off and on, binge drank heavily 18 and 19, worked overnight shifts, had two kids back to back, gained 30lbs when I was already fat, and my only irl socialization comes from my husband and every 6 months I see his family who are not fond of me. No shit I look awful. Lucky lucky I’m at least losing weight but my face will be permabusted with wrinkles and dark circles.

      Dont 4get poverty too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White women have always aged like shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet one with no alcohol intake and low lifetime sun exposure would age pretty well.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is she? Present her.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my dreams

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asians always say this, but the only Asians that "age well" are entirely plastic faced celebrities. Visiting Asia once was a very sobering and judgmental experience for me. Y'all know you're full of shit.
        And yes, I know you're Asian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm black. Cope more cum monkey.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit news slop site
    >shit news slop site
    >shit news slop site
    >shit news slop site
    who gives a frick?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never met a millennial that hasn't pruned up after abusing drugs.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can hold back the hands of time if you’re strong enough. Just a little more

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking false. Every millenial I see looks like they're in their mid 40's. Most zoomers have clear skin and 0 acne on their face

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >millennials are aging better than gen z
    >shows two women with plastic surgery and loads of makeup on
    kek

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two people on tiktok make posts about how they are aging poorly
    >suddenly there's tons of clickbait articles and skincare companies shilling their products to help zoomers age better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're beginning to see

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE FAT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a lot worse than that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only 27% of women are below 35% body fat
        Brazilification is crazy, I work as a <white collar job> and everyone in my social circle is lean. If I stop at someplace like Walmart 90% of people are very fat.
        The difference between upper class and lower class expands every year and soon the middle class will cease to exist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being fat is a sign of being poor. If you make good money you can eat a lot and never gain weight because you're not just eating empty cheesy carbs all day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a sign of either low intelligence or low willpower (or both). I knew quite a few fat kids who had 8 figure trust funds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/pV4qszQ.jpg

        >only 27% of women are below 35% body fat
        Brazilification is crazy, I work as a <white collar job> and everyone in my social circle is lean. If I stop at someplace like Walmart 90% of people are very fat.
        The difference between upper class and lower class expands every year and soon the middle class will cease to exist.

        35% body fat is disgusting!
        only couple percent of women have bf under 23%, which is actually attractive
        it's over

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          18-26 is good, also in age

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          21-40% would

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's strange that the overweight proportion remains almost the same while the obese section balloons

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the past decade every time a man would point out women are damaging their skin when they cake it in makeup, women would just defensive and hissy. Looks like men were right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never heard that, is that true?

      The higher likelihood to being fat probably explains literally everything.

      This is more likely it imo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And make up product ingredients get worse and worse. Lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      On top of that, they don’t even bother to wash their makeup brushes, which makes their faces even worse

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let in a bunch of latinos (aka the mutt "race")
    >surprised kids are aging worse on average as well as just generally worse on average in all fields
    What happened? Truly a mystery.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 24, and often mistaken for early 30s. Oh well. Since 18 I’ve been smoking off and on, binge drank heavily 18 and 19, worked overnight shifts, had two kids back to back, gained 30lbs when I was already fat, and my only irl socialization comes from my husband and every 6 months I see his family who are not fond of me. No shit I look awful. Lucky lucky I’m at least losing weight but my face will be permabusted with wrinkles and dark circles.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mamamia
    >Daily Mail
    >New York Post
    >The Post

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black dont cr-

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because you don't touch grass, eat nothing but onions, and have been loaded on micro plastics since you were born. Not to mention the skin care meme pushed by Korean companies that hire models loaded to the gills on plastic surgery. The products wouldn't have a future if they really worked. So they most likely frick up your skin long term meaning you need more and more. Just wash your face with water idiots.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fillers and vapes
    Doesn't affect virgins on IST

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit diet. never going outside.

    huge mystery.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the Gen Z kids hopping on roids to hit 30 lmao

    Steroids are a last ditch effort to squeeze another 5-10 years out of your prime, these mother frickers hopping on as teenagers

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do I give a flying frick what some shitty third rate shitslop """news""" website has to say about sweet frickall let alone generational issues? What is the point of that? I have friends across multiple ages of people, we're all going through the same fricking problems, these feel like they were written to sow discontent between people. Why do you also intend to sow discontent OP, what's your fricking damage? Could it be that this was just a shitty bait thread you intended to ruin this fricking website with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound stressed, you know stress accelerates a persons aging right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it hard to believe that you have friends in any age group with that attitude.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millenial boomer here. Millenial women are fat disgusting pigs and they have shitty faces too, man or woman, if you dont take care of yourself, you will hit the wall at mach 5. Not only that, horrible personalities, plus they have shat like 4 kids by 35. I have some zoomer coworkers and they look like shit due to lack of exercising/bad diet/hormone pills/acne/dressing like hobos. Im 32 and i usually get addressed as "boy" and rarely as "man". The most fit zoomer i know is mostly loose skin and a small amount of muscle. They are all taller than me, but i look more buffed, im stronger and i look younger than them. Most zoomer girls i see on the streets are 6/10 at best, extra skinny or extra fat, no middle ground. I wonder how they will look at 35, millenial women fricked themselves over by thinking they would be young forever and that their bad habits would never bite them in the ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are zoomers actually tall? I feel like thats a meme
      Theyre probably wearing 3 inch shoes
      This zoomer vietnamese waiter at some kbbq place i ate was like 5 2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *male vietnamese zoomer waiter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chinks are all tiny you dumb frick, how does some vietnamese shrimp represent all zoomers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey dumb frick your a homosexual
          Half of gen z in america is nonwhite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im 5'7", zoomers are usually at least 3 inches taller than me. Ive seen 19 yo kids that were a whole head taller than me. Even the zoomer women are way taller than me. But im usually taller or at least same height as millenial women. One of the zoomer friends i have and me use to joke about the 14 yo gen alpha women. Those b***hes look fricking 25 yo grown ass women with 10/10 asses and breasts and they arent even 18. Its weird as frick. When i was a teen we all looked like dumb kids

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah alot of them are tall as shit even here in weedland i'am 1.80cm normal hight here and they are noticible taller individuals on average

          Get in a group photo with some zoomers
          See if your theory is true

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not a theory i see it with my own eyes jackass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah alot of them are tall as shit even here in weedland i'am 1.80cm normal hight here and they are noticible taller individuals on average

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im 5'7", zoomers are usually at least 3 inches taller than me. Ive seen 19 yo kids that were a whole head taller than me. Even the zoomer women are way taller than me. But im usually taller or at least same height as millenial women. One of the zoomer friends i have and me use to joke about the 14 yo gen alpha women. Those b***hes look fricking 25 yo grown ass women with 10/10 asses and breasts and they arent even 18. Its weird as frick. When i was a teen we all looked like dumb kids

          https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/17t33c8/gen_z_is_not_taller_in_the_west/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gee almost like the low IQ turd worlders we let in are bringing down the averages and
            >Reddit
            go back and never return you fricking Black person

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao bullshit. I’m 6’3 which most people would say is tall so it’s noticeable when someone is taller than me. The guys that are taller me are pretty much zoomers in their 20s and they’re like 2-3” taller at least

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, the zoomers are lankier than ever because you grow too tall if you're deficient in micros while still not being malnourished regarding macros.
              I'm at least a head taller than all of my relatives and I didn't eat well growing up.
              My zoomer half brother is even taller and lanky as frick despite his mother being way shorter than mine, and he's brought up on even more fake foods than me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im 5'7", zoomers are usually at least 3 inches taller than me. Ive seen 19 yo kids that were a whole head taller than me. Even the zoomer women are way taller than me. But im usually taller or at least same height as millenial women. One of the zoomer friends i have and me use to joke about the 14 yo gen alpha women. Those b***hes look fricking 25 yo grown ass women with 10/10 asses and breasts and they arent even 18. Its weird as frick. When i was a teen we all looked like dumb kids

        in my experience, zoomer boys seem to either be shorter OR taller than their older cohort on average. I don't see a lot of just 'average' height zoomer boys.

        Girls on the other hand are definitely getting taller. Feels like the average teenage girl these days is like 5'6"-5'8" when a decade ago it was probably closer to 5'2"-5'5"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomettes are for sure taller. 10 years ago it was rare for a girl to close to my height(5'10). nowadays its quite common. wtf is going on

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be zoomzoom
    >get crow's feet, knee pain and norwood at 22
    >sweating.jpg
    >need to cope, fast
    >www IST dot org slash relationships and depression remedy (fitness)
    >[Start a New Thread]
    >"life's over at 30 millennials, give up"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tone you aren't really buying this clickbait wienersucka?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ssris, phone/tiktok addicts, vaping since 11 years old, highly processed food, online school during covid, body positivity

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look another projection thread from a gaylennial who is coming to terms with aging

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's mainly obesity, and Gen Z girls are more overweight than ever.
    At least that's what I think. Nothing else has changed, since we swapped Cigs for vapes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we swapped cigs for vapes
      I unironically believe that in a few decades' time it will be commonly accepted that baping is more deleterious than smoking tobacco. So the change you believe to be a lateral move of negligible significance, I believe to be a significant cause of increased aging

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need another Chernobyl

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm one of the ones you quoted. Jokes on you, I don't have a bluish 5 o'clock shadow because I can barely grow a piddly mustache, wimpy soul patch, and barely-there goatee, and it takes like 4 weeks of not shaving for any of that to be like 3/16 of an inch long. Plus all of my facial and body hair is a light blonde, so no shadow here. If I compare pictures of myself from 10 to now I still have the exact same hairline and I still have the same shitty shaggy hairstyle I did in highschool. I literally look younger than some 16 year olds. That said, I am starting to get too fat so if I don't correct that shit now I will probably ruin my youthful appearance forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't talking about you personally obviously but thanks for the detailed description of your body hair anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do for your skin, fren?

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers were raised on Elsa youtube videos and playing Fortnite
    Millenials were raised on playing Pokemon outside and yelling racial slurs at eachother in MW2 Lobbies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, also not getting molested inbetween certainly helps.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bitches mature earlier and start bleeding in primary school and have megamilkers as high school freshman
    Not shit they are going to wall earlier... women age in dog years now.

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