>unemployed so have to eat boiled eggs for dinner
>tfw ran out of rice
I’m down 20lbs since getting fired, what do?
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>unemployed so have to eat boiled eggs for dinner. >tfw ran out of rice
Get a job.
>tfw boiled eggs and salt diet
Bro you are overcooking the shit out of these eggs
I only let them boil for 8 minutes
Are you a moron who lets the eggs sit in the water then starts a timer when you see it boil; or do you dunk the eggs in boiling water and set the timer? My mother is the former and it infuriates me.
You know every egg eater here knows this is a lie, right?
This is the product of a ~14min egg
I timed it for 8 minutes, yesterdays egg dinner was 10 minutes and I thought that was too long.
Eggs are way more expensive than rice, something doesn't add up here.
>what do?
Take over your entire city by physical force. Thats what I would do. Ask yourself, why not?
>being poor in current year
just have a nice day
>down 20lbs, what do?
do some situps
when you get visible abs, find a rich older woman who'll take care of you
bros doing keto diet cause he is poor
worst fate a man could face
Where's the stick of butter?
You could try what my wife and I did - we saved and invested our way to a $1.7M net worth by our early 30s.
We’ll be unemployed for good starting in early 2025, at that point our portfolio will find out lifestyle.
youre better off lightly scrambling then instead of cooking them to death. just get some ground beef and potatoes with it and you got a meal for the rest of your life. maybe have some fish occasionally too
Stop making these threads and get a job before you contract scurvy
Hopefully the nutrition in the eggs save me
You won't get scurvy if you only eat eggs. If you eat the rice you might. More carbs = higher vitamin C requirement
>doesn’t understand amino acids get converted to glucose and ultimately go through the same metabolic pathway as carbs
>doesn't understand most protein doesnt go to gluconeogenesis and it is more homeostatically regulated than the blood sugar spike of eating a bolus of carbs
lol. Lmao even
Blame the israelites!
Go pan handle or just say frick it and go project zombis status. Buy some potato seeds and pea seeds and go build a hovel in the woods. Live off of wild game and home grown veggies and wild berries. Burgle honey from the local bee populations and make mead and live the best life.
Ramen noodles. And just get a job
Get a job moron.
buy the cheapest protein powder you can find. buy a big bag of flour.
mix protein and flour equal parts with water then put it in the microwave. Cook it into a cake.
For vitamins walk around your neighbourhood and find all the fruit trees within a reasonable distance. Come back at night, eat a few pieces of fruit daily.