Unironically explain this physique to me.

Unironically explain this physique to me.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Norf lad burger edition

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its over..

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he deliberately trying to look like that guy from DeHispanicable Me?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a fatass tub of goo with rail thin legs literally how is this achievable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ss will have you lookin like a t-rex brah!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ffs murica

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to >murica this thread then it might interest you to know that dude in OP is the unironically-brain-damaged guy who's probably going to be a senator next year because trump inexplicably endorsed a sleazy talk show host who shilled for child sex change surgeries to run against him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are fucked in the head

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What part was incorrect?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy you're responding too, but you are unfortunately correctly assessing the situation. Can only hope fman has another stroke.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t say any of it was incorrect
                I didn’t even read it all
                You’re still fucked in the head

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when you skip lower body adipose distribution day

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    High school football coach/ phys ed teacher. Basically a job where you at least teach and drill a bunch of kids exercises as your only exercise, so you get fat top on lean legs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cushing Syndrome

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be son of rich executive
    >go to ivy league school
    >move to destitute town in downtrodden rustbelt
    >wear "working mans uniform" of too-clean carhart shit fits.
    >get "elected" to mayors office of small destitute town
    >literally never be seen doing anything
    >have bitch ethnic wife extort local business owners for gibs to local heroin addicts
    >have bitch ethnic wife try to stir up racial issues during summer of love
    >get elected to state government
    >try to run for federal office
    >have stroke
    Oy vey what could it be?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has the physiognomy and dress code of a libertarian conspiracy theorist type like Alex Jones or Jessi Ventura. Isn't he like some normie democrat though?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

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