Unironically I think lifting (and throwing out that stupid medallion) could've fixed him. He's not hideous or anything
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Unironically I think lifting (and throwing out that stupid medallion) could've fixed him.
Anon he had autism. Like real autism not the social neuroticism that people on IST have.
Why don’t morons understand this
He thought he could open a portal to another realm of fictional characters. He tried to run over a guy to rebirth him in sonichu land, he could be zyzz himself there is no getting around that level of neuroticism
Figure for yourself. The guy went to college, worked a couple months, then decided to go on disabilitybux because it was more convenient. From there, everything went south. By the time he started making videos, he already lost touch with reality. Frankly, I believe Chris Chan is schizophrenic.
Chris was never in touch with reality from the moment he was born.
Shut up Ian.
Yeah I think the losing his Wendy’s job was the cutoff and that was largely his parents’ doing. You can be an autistic weirdo and still live a relatively normal existence within your community
He even used to go to church and the game place. Sad to think about how everything just gradually broke down.
or maybe not getting fricking gang stalked... what people did to Chris Chan makes me sick. I keep telling myself I am going to write a letter to the medical board where liquid Chris is practicing. That dude is fricking sick in the head.
Uhhhh that dude should NOT be working in medicine lol
Speaking of gang stalking, I'm literally the champion
Not only did I not suicide but I became my healthiest version, and I'm only getting stronger and healthier still
Now my career on the other hand.... yikes! Oh yeah and I lost America dooming my future kids to a life of serfdom but...hey at least I'm not the guy in ops pic
Bluespike works in social work and he fricking made Chris shove a medallion up his arse and threatened to kill his “sister” if he didn’t do i
Remember even Clyde fricking clash had to tell bluespike to frick off for a bit because he kept wanting to cause bodily harm to Chris and at some point tried to get him to slash himself up until Clyde intervened
He’s second only to the Bella b***h. Scum
>Remember even Clyde fricking clash had to tell bluespike to frick off for a bit because he kept wanting to cause bodily harm to Chris and at some point tried to get him to slash himself up until Clyde intervened
It's wild how in every normie "documentary" about CWC they'll mention the shit that bluespike did to CWC, but they'll refuse to mention him explicitly. And if they do mention him they'll downplay it so hard they absolve him of any responsibility while blaming his actions on everyone else. Like in that Contrapoints video on CWC
>bluespike was the one who pushed CWC to shove shit up his ass
>everyone kept telling bluespike he was going too far
>really, bluespike just didn't know any better so he can't be held responsible for what he did
>BUT GENO SAMUEL IS AN EVIL FRICKED UP PERSON BECAUSE HE MAKES VIDEOS ABOUT CWC!!!!!!!!
Geno is a literal homosexual autist on the same level as Chris' trolls.
The worst thing Geno has done is made Chris mainstream, now every normalgay thinks they're a christorian.
To be fair, early on Chris did sort of bring it on himself. He was uploading vlogs to the internet ranting about how gay people are bad and how he deserves a 10/10 pure gf before he started getting fricked with hardcore. By like 2008 it was getting out of hand though
>He was uploading vlogs to the internet ranting about how gay people are bad and how he deserves a 10/10 pure gf
He's a full-blown autist and everything you said was him repeating his parents. He's an awful person and was awful even before trolls got to him no doubt, but you kinda have too look through a lense of a literal moron raised by two horrible narcissists
Yeah, knowing what we now know I wouldn't defend it. But if all you knew was this fat weirdo online ranting about how he deserves a pure virgin waifu girlfriend and how he'll get revenge on the "niggos" and "homos" and threatening to kill a guy for beating him in an Adult Swim contest, you'd think "is this guy for real?". It went way too far of course
bro come on.. the shit people did to him is WILD. It went way too far and what they did was deranged. This is no preceding act by the victim that could ever justify that shit. I would never be able to consider myself a normal person again if I did that and would always be worried about people finding out.
Goddamn it I'm writing that letter to the medical board... I need documentation first though
Do it Black person. A lil eye for an eye is nice in extreme circumstances.
That guy was one of the less sociopathic trolls. Idea Guy literally demolished Chris' fragile sanity.
he acted out the part of an lolcow's evil clone...
Chris was doomed even without trolls, he probably just would've been a local weirdo that gets banned from public places, but there's also this weird notion that Liquid Chris was LE WHOLESOME CHUNGUS. First of all, no, he fricking wasn't, his whole "storyline" ended with him in calls with Chris straight up bullying and insulting him. Second, at the end of the day, every single person that fricked with Chris was messing with a LITERAL moron. People like to bring up that Liquid became a doctor, cool, so the guy was in medical school and during his evenings he was bullying a mentally challenged person on the internet. All of the trolls are fricking scum, barely better than Chris himself
>made him somehow believe he was a chick magnet
the answer to every "why did Chris do/believe that" is - he's moronic
Being better than Chris is the lowest bar possible, none of his trolls to my knowledge raped a family member or made themselves public nuisances like Chris on a daily basis. Also Liquid Chris isn't "wholesome" but he at least went into a field to help people and is an oncologist now.
Honestly Chris should have been institutionalized after Bob died
Would you like to help me gather evidence and draft a letter to the medical board?
I'm an attorney and have a lot of physician friends. I'll get some weight behind it if we get it together.
I agree its bad, but he probably would've fricked up his own life anyway
Him pepper spraying that gamestop employee and fricking his mom was pretty much independent of any online trolling
God, imagine being born autistic to two old out-of-touch boomer hicks in that cluttered hoarder shithole and surrounded by plastic junk and cat/rat/dog shit.
Better parents and a school in a country other than the US could have saved him. He has to want to lift for it to save him.
>boomer
Bob was born in 1927, putting him on the cusp of GI and Silent generations. Barb was born in 1941, and though different sources will say different things about when a generation begins, boomers never begin before 1942. Boomers would have diagnosed him with whatever other trendy thing like ADHD and put him on drugs. No clue on whether that would have been better or worse.
in Europe he would've been aborted
But drachenlord exist
God I would love to see them interact
The virgin Chris chan Vs the chad Drachenlord
Drachenlord is not autistic. He is low IQ, dyslexic and APD but he is too illogical to be truly autistic
Whats he up to now anyway?
Bro must be homeless somewhere in bavaria
It truly scares ne how I could have become Chris.
>when your mom laughs and says you're like sheldon from the big bang
Chris never stood a chance as long as he lived with his parents. They were complete enablers.
To me he always looked like he would work in insurance or something. I mean take all your knowledge of him away and put a stupid shirt/tie combo on him there.
>hey man you want in on this fantasy league?
>Unironically I think lifting (and throwing out that stupid medallion) could've fixed him. He's not hideous or anything
As if he was ever motivated to lift past two 12 pack boxes of Fanta to impress some chick who was really a troll persona all along and never learns. Chris was fricked from the start, if he is not going to learn and improve then when others encouraged him to do something with his life, definitely not now after fricking his mom, and I bet your ass he won't now. He does the same shit over and over again and expects a different result. He is the living definition of insanity.
I can't even look at orange soda without getting queasy thanks the Chris-chan. Speaking of his mom I wonder if he'll be institutionalized after she dies, cause he definitely isn't capable of living on his own
Anon, you're way behind on CC lore. He raped his mom and went to prison for two years, got out on "he's an autistic moron" defense and now lives in a group home, he seems to do fine on his own and even has a little gf, i don't think he's alowed to be near Barb
I knew he was arrested for doing that to Barb but didn't know he's in a group home
He went to jail and within like a month started writing letters where he declared that he's Jesus Christ, a lot of people assume that it's because bible was the only book give to him. Spent 2 years in jail, the public defender on his case was actually some local hot-shot that probably got the case for free publicity and he essentially kept delaying hearings until they used a very rare thing called "autism deferral" where Chris kinda admits he did it, but bears no responsibility for it because he's so moronic and he was let go.
Now there's no clear info, but it looks like he lives in a group home and they let him go once in a while to stores to buy toys and shit. He also appears in a company with that looks like a child, but is actually a woman who's either his friend/gf or a tard wrangler, nobody knows. He also rants on the internet, but due to years of trolls/Idea Guys/jail/medication his already challenged brain turned into a mush basically
Frick imagine how unintelligible Chris must be to outsiders and Virginia court/social care system boomers who don't know about internet culture. His ravings must sound completely unhinged with no context.
I honestly dread the idea of any female being left alone with Chris. It has to be some sort of minder assigned to him,I can't imagine any girl dating him unless they also have something fricked up with them mentally
all robertchu had to do was disconnect the damn internet.
He would have unironically done better in a fosterhome
I agree I often say this for myself
I'm a generational talent, completely squandered
by generational talent do you mean your shit-tier mutant genes came together in a way where you ended up with a pretty high iq compared to your lower iq parents?
that happened to me but i think i would have had to be pretty lucky re: foster homes. mostly you are just there for them to make money, have sex with or beat.
No I don't mean that
NEWSFLASH:
You're both actually morons that think you're somehow better then your parents for no reason.
Fosterhome usually comes after group home, in which Chris would be mercilessly bullied
with autism that severe and those type of parents he was ngmi. if he was raised by somebody less enabling then yeah sure
Qrd on his parents?
Chris had a lot of issues, but every single one of his problems could be resolved if he had ACTUAL parents. If he was put in special ed his whole life would've went differently. I genuinely hope there's afterlife and Bob saw his troony son frick his mom surrounded by piles of trash.
Two moronic narcissistic boomers. Both had previous families and those families despised them. Bob(father) was old as shit and possibly on a spectrum himself, Barb (mother) was/is a typical narcisstic c**t. They refused to accept their kid was weird, didn't put him in special ed, every single time he did something shitty blamed everyone else, never actually parented him, so he was left alone with the internet. Funny enough, Barb's other kid is a lolcow in a way himself, he's a famously terrible movie critic, bargon-bin Armond White
Barbs other kid is Chris Stuckmann? What a twist
His mane is Cole Smithy i think, his claim to fame is that he gave Toy Story 3 the first rotten review. The guy's a weird c**t on his own, but he despises Chris and his mother and it's actually pretty fricking funny because they totally deserve it.
It's my third language man, give me a break
>Cole Smithy
Yep. He's basically a stereotypical 2000s New York/Portland hipster guy that would drink IPAs and what not. Wannabe film critic and total pretentious douchebag.
>bargon-bin
That would've made things worse, muscular Chris would just overpower every woman he saw
Did the merge happen?
>(and throwing out that stupid medallion)
now that's a crazy take
If he wasnt an unhygienic fatso, he would have passed as an excentric sigma chad. Soap and deodorant manages miracles. Every single person who claims to have encountered him said he smelled awful
No, he would have ended up like Jason Blaha.
Gets more barbussy than me
humilation ritual
this homie is mentally ill he trooned out then tried to rape his mother, he could look like Phil heath that shit was never getting fixed brodie
>tried
I think he succeeded anon.
I have a tiny sliver of sympathy for Bob. His other children are massively successful (I believe like, leading brain surgeon in a state, and PhD professor in mathematics at Yale or some shit successful) so he clearly did something right in his life, even if he broke down and decided that some hoe he met at a bar was worth wifeing up.
Yes, he was moronic for not putting Chris in spec ed and enabling him, but he's literally an oldgay who was old enough to miss WW2 by a matter of weeks. You could tell towards the end of his life he was still a smart guy relatively speaking, though probably burnt out for years by his enabler wife and schizo son.
nah. he was a sped. he'd never get pussy.
at absolute best, couldve worked some low level job if he could control the moronation better. maybe wouldve stayed the wendy's janitor or whatever it was. but he was never going to be a big success story.
>he was never goin to be a big success story
shigeru miyamoto literally tried to buy his IP
If he had the capacity to understand why lifting would benefit him, the skills to identify correct lifting advice from pointless or harmful nonsense and the discipline to set a medium-term goal and work consistently towards it, he would already be fixed before he ever picked up a weight. It's a chicken-and-egg situation.
He would have had to detach from his childish behavior entirely. Look at his room and the way he dressed. Dude could be super aesthetic but still give girls the ick because he's so damn gross.
>born autistic
>in 1982
>in a one horse town in the rural South
>to elderly Silent Gen parents with their own host of mental illnesses
It could have gone better than it did but it was truly over before it began for Chris. If he had younger parents or was born ten years later or in a major city he could have been a fairly functional autist but the hand he was dealt was fricking unwinnable.
I do wonder if he's still troon out, i think it might've happened even sooner. He's clearly sexually confused and always was and even if he became a functioning person that wouldn't have stopped internter from influencing his transition
Are you forgetting about the weird 'love attraction' signs he would parade around that initially got him attention online? Those signs were the reason he got kicked out of college and banned from malls. CWC was doomed from the get-go. The only thing that could've saved him was getting put under conservatorship and kept in a psych hospital.
Those signs led to him making local IRL friends that threw a birthday party for him
Chris chan gets several cute girls at his home to celebrate his birthday, yet i have never had a woman in my house
>Chris chan gets several cute girls at his home to celebrate his birthday
All bribed by Bob and the principal to be nice to Chris because the bullies made him their punching bag.
This arranged friendship really messed with his ego and made him somehow believe he was a chick magnet.
He was a literal non-verbal autist for half his childhood yet his dumbass parents refused to put him in special ed and even moved to put him in "normal school" where he didn't belong. I don't think he understands concepts like friendship and love and those sings was probably him listening to him 100-year old dad telling him to "get out there"
>Unironically I think lifting (and throwing out that stupid medallion) could've fixed him
He was doomed the moment Bob and Barb decided to have a child in the 80's when they remember a time when JFK was alive.
Their backwards, old-fashioned views and lack of understanding on Autism led to the narcissistic, schizophrenic man-child who is obsessed with an andromorphic blue hedgehog who likes speed.
This moron facemogs me, I'm happy he ruined his life