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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I inject 500mg of testosterone enanthate per week.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >open relationship

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reading comprehension

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She literally said "(somewhat) open" in context of relationships, not of being "emotionally open"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >in context of relationships
          Wrong. Nowhere were relationships mentioned. They were having sex. The context was sex.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get a load of this moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman cause we're (somewhat) open

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        >in context of relationships
        Wrong. Nowhere were relationships mentioned. They were having sex. The context was sex.

        Get a load of this moron.

        Are you guys just like hispanics or asians or something? You are seriously overestimating how well you know English.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >somewhat open
    so she cucks him whenever she wants and he secretly blows twinks on sniffies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we're both prostitutes that enable each other but he's like kind of whorish and it bothers me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's a bingo, women's rights were a mistake

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've done this...but she was moaning and I don't think she heard me

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he lets her open the relationship
    >she doesn't realize he's into men
    that's her own damn fault for ignoring the obvious

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boypussy is probably better that some roastie's butthole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pedophile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boypussy doesn't mean underage, idiot.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >we're somewhat open
    Lmao. She is being cucked by twinks for sure, her husband is balls deep in boypussy all the time to the point where he confuses his wife as the twinks he is fricking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. She just doesn't want to admit it. Guys being gay is the only way to compete with women. You can have 10 gays blow you on the same day if you're relatively attractive with a big wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If he is actually confusing a vegana with an anus, either his wife is super tight, or the "boypussy" is super loose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never had anal or micro dick

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The roastie fears the twink

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why americans like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because humans are not made for lifetime monogamy, but we haven't figured out a way to build a stable society without strict allocation of breeding lights. As a result throughout history various mechanisms have been used to reconcile the two. Pederasty, prostitution, older husbands turning a blind's eye to a younger wife's whoring, wives in general pretending not to notice infidelity, and so on. Today's society is trying to address the problem with a mix of hypergamy for the high value males and cuckoldry for the rest. Time will tell whether it's a successful mechanism.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are not made for lifetime monogamy, but don't try to shill the decay of the west as some sort of evolution. There is a time in your life to plow lots of poon and there is a time to settle down. If infidelity after settling down is the problem then accepting/encouraging infidelity is not a solution. Don't just act upon your primal impulses like some animal and try to rationalize it afterwards. Don't settle down if you still want to frick around. Wtf or at least pimp her

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >If infidelity after settling down is the problem then accepting/encouraging infidelity is not a solution.
            How do you know? If a society based around boy fricking managed to be so successful, who's to say an empire of cucks will not?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >what is causality and correlation
              I don't believe the society you are thinking about was successful because of pederasty explicitly.
              Please read my words again or try to explain to me where/if there is a logical error: If A is a problem, accepting A is not a solution.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm unconvinced A is a problem, in any meaningful sense. The cucks are happy, the women are happy, and Chad is certainly loving it. If the resulting society ends up stable and prosperous, then this is just an alternative way of organising human relations. If the society dies out, then clearly not.

                I'm unconvinced the west will fold in the face of traditional family values, especially given recent events in Ukraine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So the main difference between the traditional and the new value system is the attitude towards infidelity. I see that now. But please elaborate about Ukraine. I don't really get what you are talking about.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sucks aren't happy, they are mentally ill porn addicts who burn down their relationship because their dopamine circuits are completely burnt

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >sucks
                apple didn't let me type cucks for some reason

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >they autocorrect to newspeak
                >1984 now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans are not made for lifetime monogamy
            That explains how literally every non-monogamous society has collapsed.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Post body count and bench 1RM. Ideally of your ancestors, too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                24 girls (I’m married now)
                225lb bench
                My ancestors didn’t fool around. It was no sex until marriage and women were traded for goats and other farm animals.

                >t. Mesopotamian

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought lifetime monogamy means exchanging v cards and staying together forever. This is rather difficult today, as you have experienced yourself. But traditional values do matter and every society that promotes infidelity after commitment is doomed imo.
                Congrats on your marriage, bro. Take care of her and make your relatives&ancestors proud!
                >t. 15 bc, 165 lbs 1rm

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                2 women
                365 lbs

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Those societies were propped up by moral codes that dissuaded non-monogamy, the non-monogamy didn't occur by default

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What's your explanation for every monogamous society having collapsed too?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your mistake is assuming there's a linear progression towards something better fit for survival in the way mating has changed in the past century

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post country

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          More like post human

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just redditors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A complete lack of a shared identity, combined with constant psyops and high fructose corn syrup.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish serial killers stopped killing hookers and went after folks like these.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Faces of Mental health problems
      >Blue shirt: I feel miserable inside but I need to please everyone otherwise I'll be alone forever
      >Wom*n: I'm depressed, my decisions only make it worse but I don't see a path forward so I keep doubling down in this downward spiral
      >Orbiter: I'm a nice guy. I'll prove it and I'll get the attention that I desperately need. Cry himself to sleep every night

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you've got white shirt guy wrong. He's getting more of the woman than the other guy, hardly an orbiter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the two guys look basically identical

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jesus the fricking child like onions face on a full sized snorlax bean bag.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blue shirt curled up like a baby
      >blue shirt blocking her pussy with his hand from white shirt's wiener
      >dirty socks on gril, still wearing dirty pajamas colored hair, nose piercing
      >white shirt wearing shoes in the house
      >red wine glass in the corner, probably the grils'
      >ipad pro with apple pencil
      >video game controller, consumer electronics
      >everyone has their feet crossed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how come every time there's a pic of a polygamous relationship one of the dudes looks like he's dead inside

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because he is?
        The dude that was in a relationship before "opening it up" planned on it being exclusive.
        He's just too much of a pussy to break it of.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Open relationship
    You get what you fricking deserve

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my wife also mentioned that if i were to frick around she'd be more relieved to think it was with a woman. i do frick boys on the side tho keke

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that image of Bateman explaining that sexuality isn't a choice because no one would willingly be into women?
    >prove you're high T in one sentence
    I've fricked a tree stump.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >'i didn't say boy pussy, I said goy pussy'
    Easy way out and he fricked up

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the post
    >open relationship
    >bi (homosexual) husband
    >”semi” = I frick other men and he’s okay with it and has never once done the same to me
    >reddit advice (heavily biased woke woman tied left extremist mindset values all saying the same thing rather than differing points of views)

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had blood work done

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there a single bitrash scumbag that isn't also a cuck?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Black folk, israelites, and trannies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never frick any of those and no amount of american mentall illness will change my mind

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going on reddit, OP is a low test homosexual

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of a psycho posts such intimate details of their relationship onto the internet? Makes me want to choke the lady until her eyes pop out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but its anonymous?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >prove you have high test in one sentence
    I'm not OP

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My doctor said my blood work showed 700ng/dL and I'm 35.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      628ng/dL as of 3 weeks ago

      literally just turned 32 and I’m fat

      >tfw 500ng/dL at 25
      >anons 10 years older than me have more test
      I can't take this low T life anymore, I'm doing a final blood test in December, if I'm nowhere near close to 1k I'll be hoping on 500mg test.
      This shit life ain't fair, I've been getting cucked by genetics since I was born.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if I dont hit this unobtainable goal I'll destroy my natural t production for life
        sounds good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t. natty dyel

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    628ng/dL as of 3 weeks ago

    literally just turned 32 and I’m fat

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >prove you have high test in one sentence
    I don't care about the image you posted and the replies concerning it and I'm only here to learn a thing or two about lifting weights.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      trying too hard, mate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and quite gay.
    A (biological) male wrote that r*ddit post.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    None of these people had a relationship yet and are most likely severely autistic, what do you expect

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >we're somewhat open
    Meaning she sleeps with other people and he doesn't?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get no sides from 5mg finasteride that I take everyday

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is how you handle it if you walk in and your wife is fricking another dude: you frick him in front of her.
    She won't be attracted to him anymore after seeing him be sexually dominated by you.
    If he tries to get you done for rape you say you are bisexual, into MMF and BDSM and you thought he was doing a bit.
    Cops don't want to touch gay stuff with a ten foot pole.
    See: the time the cops gave a bleeding, naked, drugged out 13 yo back to Dahmer because it just looked like standard homosexual stuff to them that would get them into trouble if they questioned. That was like 30-40 years ago and they knew not to question gay stuff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gay privilege is being ignored by police

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. After all there are only two genders: top and bottom.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bald at 23

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If u have high test, 1mg finasteride every day should be an easy breeze anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's too late for me, I'd need to implant it again first, and honestly, I can't be bothered with that. Besides, I have a nice head shape and a thick beard so whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2 grams of test per week for a couple of decades
      Nothing personal hairlets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Balding at 23
      Who gives a frick brah WAGMI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      High test accelerates hair loss BUT hairloss only happens to people with bas genetics in the first place.

      Hair transplant is very cheap now so don't worry. £3K.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To post this here means you believe fitizens can even get married. Most here can even date to marry they would have to buy a bride, that's what green cards are for.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That should be a compliment, no? From experience, men's asses tighter than women's pussies. It means she has a tight pussy.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    29 y.o.
    387 ng/dl test
    99.3 ng/ml prolactin

    Natty my whole life but decided to get my levels checked bc of gyno I've had since puberty. Never went away, even when I was skeleton during wrestling in highschool.

    Doc is working me up to see if the prolactin level is just macroprolactin or if it's something more serious like a prolactinoma.

    Prolly going to get on trt. My T levels are the same as a 55 year old man despite being active lifting and competing in bjj.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fake. No woman would use that terminology. If he said me being dude. Sure. But think? Nope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she learned it from him.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who even says "boy pussy" and not just "Bussy" If he said that, she prob would have thought she just misheard him say "Yea that Pussy"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Boypussy" is an archaic term now?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So he fricks women and twinks? Maybe her husband is the greekmaxxing anon from yesterday.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Speaking/"dirty talking" at all during sex
    It's fricking lame and I'll never be convinced otherwise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Yeah, you like that, you fricking moron?!"

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wins life's lottery
    >complains about it on reddit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA saved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BRAAAAP

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    As a 37 year old separated and looking to get out of my marriage, it would probably be saved with some type of openness. I think every married couple should look into it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it would probably be saved with some type of openness
      I’m

      [...]

      and no it won’t, not likely at least. A friend tried that and all it did was lead to divorce faster. You have to already have a pretty good relationship before you go that route. If you guys are heavy communicators and already pretty active sexually, I don’t have high hopes it will help you. I could be wrong though, so I guess just bring it up with her and see.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I meant aren’t heavy communicators

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was posting pictures nonstop in the high test thread before the LOW T JANNIES shut it down

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we go back to the days of wives being faithful anden cheating on them on business trips

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got the results back from my blood work bros.
    194mg/dL.
    I'm fricked.
    Has anyone had such a low reading and made a recovery without supplementation? I don't want to inject or take pills and end up fricking up my body. I am a fat frick so I'm hoping it's just because of my body composition and lifestyle. If I could get up to like 400mg/dL I'd be happy.
    Do I stand a chance?

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