Virgin at 33 - please help

Please help, I go to the gym and do everything THEY told me.
WTF should I focus on?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face and height

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    people with worse bodies get laid, it's your personality, gym won't fix it
    with that being said, lose some weight first, lean meat, veggies, caloric deficit, and cardio, then do whatever

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be more social or smth

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    focus on your body

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop lying firstly. But if that is you start taking HIIT classes. Can't slack off that way

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitutes

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. build some muscle that way you have more presence
    2. go to >>>IST and get some style
    3. try growing a beard

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do everything THEY told me.
    w-what did they tell you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That he's beautiful just the way he is (he isn't) and that he's healthy at any size (he's not).

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a woman

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the virgins on here have the same feminine, pear shaped bodies? Is the modern diet really fricking up peoples hormones?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a completely sedentary lifestyle with zero exercise, complimented with goyslop food and washed down with soda exclusively.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today, due to circumstances, I had junk for breakfast then some instant ramen, a hot dog and drank monster at work. I was talking about it with my gf and we both lol'd at how shitty and unhealthy the menu was.
        Then I thought there's people who eat like that every day and it's normal for them. OP is probably the result of that. It amazes me that people can survive on this shit, I feel like I just halved my life expectancy.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    personality

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starve yourself and run on nearby hiking trails every day until you puke and are borderline injured, do this for about a month then start lifting weights.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 sets of 15 reps and the 15th one should be a struggle.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do I keep seeing so many guys with these wide ass hips???

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prob your personality, but don't push it too much, a lot of sex, at least for me has been empty, there is nothing compared to finding someone that really loves you. Watch Steveo's YouTube videos, is an inspiration to take more risks, even saying everything you think about, a lot of people get surprised when you are transparent and do things that they will never do, women noticed this too

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh just go and frick an escort man. You must have saved 3000-5000$ I hope. You can get 3 high class escorts easily in this. Frick them anyway you want. Get it out of your system. Go to Europe and bang some model tier prostitutes at 300-400€.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Count calories and macros on top of your gym routine. Make sure you’re getting lots of protein and you will watch your muscles blow up and those love handles melt away

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