>waaah I'm balding

>waaah I'm balding
Cope

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just be rich and famous bro

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both sides of the argument are kinda right but do you think pic related cares about being bald? He just keeps winning

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna rewatch this tonight

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is good?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you like dumb comedies

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's dumb but the kind of dumb with clever intent behind it that makes it actually hilarious
            don't look at the credits beforehand and see if you can tell who that bald guy is

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Cruise will be best remembered for being the slimiest israelite
        I love it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, poor girl is only worth like $40 million.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      men are clueless as to what women find attractive. that man had a modeling career which helped him land minor acting gigs and made him who is today

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that man had a modeling career which helped him land minor acting gigs and made him who is today
        Exactly, and he was already bald when then. Dude has been bald his whole life.

        just watched an interview with him. he still does the english accent even when not filming. dudes wild he's always in character

        Lmao, a true method actor

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men are clueless as to what women find attractive
        >that man had a modeling career which helped him land minor acting gigs and made him who is today
        I don't understand your post. Your first sentence seem to imply that you think the other anon is wrong, but your second sentence supports his take?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think what that anon is saying is that Statham is (physically) attractive regardless of whether he is famous or not and is using the fact he started as a model as confirmation of that. And I kinda agree with him, I don't think someone that looks like him would have trouble getting women even if he wasn't rich and famous. Balding really sucks if you also got an ugly face, but I doubt anyone who is a 10/10 with hair will turn into a 4 without it

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            my exact sentiments. he was dating a model before he was able to break into Hollywood.

            pic related

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I still have my hair at 32, so I don't have a dog in this fight, but homies here obssessing over fricking hair are ridiculous. Women don't give a frick. If you're handsome, you're handsome with or without hair.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women would still cream their pants over statham based on his looks and physique even if he was just a realtor or something

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being such a spergy little homosexual.
      That's the real reason you're a virgin.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love balding

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the girl

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      transformers 3 girl

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some girl from my city who went to school with my stepsiser.

      https://i.imgur.com/7TPc90N.jpg

      >waaah I'm balding
      Cope

      No way he is that much taller than her, he's 5'8". In this pic his wife is in heels, but he is also in shoes with big, chunky heels.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched an interview with him. he still does the english accent even when not filming. dudes wild he's always in character

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just another nicholas cage

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based bald boomer. Majority don't have jawline and skull shape to pull that off though.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately women don't find norwood 4 attractive if you're 22. doesn't matter how handsome you are.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Statham looks like my dad. Thank you based dad for your jawline genetics.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he would look like my dad if my dad didnt become fat

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to get a pic with jason when i met him but it didn't go well. he stood on a chair and i had to squat down a bit, but we still weren't in frame. i suggested we find a taller chair, but he got pissed and jumped down and scurried away

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason is an eternal beacon of cope for all wordwood reaper victims.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He won the genetic lottery in head shape. He looks better than most guys that have hair.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can't see the top of his head

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you’re tall handsome fit and rich you can dye your hair purple and green and still slam prime puss

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty boys need hair. Men with attractive masc features don't need hair. This gets proven time and time again. It turns into an internet argument largely because soft androgynous men (the majority) project their own feelings onto others, specifically the feeling that any amount of hairloss is a death sentence for them which it is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      moid cope

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every man is more attractive with a full head of hair though.
      A small number of men are still attractive without, but even they would look better if they weren't bald.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're repeating my point.
        MOST MEN are not masc, they are soft, effeminate and somewhat androgynous compared to men of the past. This is perhaps 90-95% of young men. They NEED hair. It's over for them if they are even NW3. The small minority of men with excellent masculine facial development and virilisation do just fine with hairloss to the extent that balding has little to no impact on their attractiveness.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even many of the male models worshipped by incel looksmaxers are not really very masculine, it's their androgyny that makes them attractive. These guys need hair (Chico being a prime example).

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Statham unironically looks worse with hair.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah if you give him that gay hair

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he looks good with or without hair, and all of his movies suck, but I guess that's just me.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was ugly before I started losing my hair, and I'm still ugly after I started shaving my head. It never even started for me, it's always been over

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea but he’s 40 and I’m 24 :/

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's 55

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    bald dudes really just don't want to accept reality lmao.

    when you have his net worth and his fame you can look like whatever the frick you want.

    just get a hair transplant if you're bald, it's not even that expensive anymore.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women like power.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bas rutten looked significantly better with hair

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody looks better with hair.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will men understand that women want to frick their daddy once they grow out of the twink k-pop phase?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      true.
      I have similar physical and mental traits as my wifes father.
      the more I act like him the more I get cooch.
      it works, but its also very disturbing,

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's psychology 101, Freud have been saying that 2 centuries ago

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile your wife
        "I have similar physical and mental traits as my husband's mother.
        the more I act like her the more I get pipe.
        it works, but its also very disturbing"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      man she is frickin nuts

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be 35 dating a 22 year old
      >she calls me daddy when I frick her

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    bald = bad

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have over 16 inch biceps under 12% bf nobody will care whats on your head the only girls who have commented on my hair were girls who wanted me to be insecure about it cause they wanted an upper hand

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope i'm 6' but keep worrying about your hair and thinking thats why you're an incel

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a somewhat shocking discovery to me that having a normal fricking head that doesn't provoke disgust and horror unless mercifully covered with generous amount of hair is such a priviledge.

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