Wait.... you're not ACTUALLY planning on going to the gym on christmas, are you?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its closed on the 25th, 24th and 27th are open tho. For some stupid israeli reason its closer on the 1st and 6th too
    >uhhhh but i have to celebrate ~~*the earth spinning around the sun*~~
    >uhhhh but i have to CONSOOOOooooomm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the poor desk workers and cleaners have to come in on a holiday because I am too autistic to have friends

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if I want to go to the gym with my friends?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those homosexuals get paid extra dumbass. Not to mention, not everybody celebrates consumerism like your Ameritards

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wagies
          >Getting paid extra of holidays instead of being threatened with firing if they don't
          Oh anon, you so silly. Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely going and planning on making a huge mess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not having a 24 hour gym with a key

      i will lift weights on Christmas because Jesus had to lift a big weight

      Based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay mad mohammed

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will lift weights on Christmas because Jesus had to lift a big weight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will lift weights on Christmas because Jesus had to lift a big weight

        Christmas has nothing to do with jesus

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I pray that your soul will eventually find your way to Christ

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I pray that your [something made up] will eventually find your way to [someone made up]

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hes soulless
              >he doubts the existence of Yeshua

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wrong grammar
                >theist cattle
                pick both

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're brainless cretins

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wrong grammar
              >theist cattle
              pick both

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Jesus is not real

              There might have been a guy called jesus but he couldnt do magic lol. Just a deranged schizophrenic with illusions of grandure

              I remember when I was an atheist like you, buddy. Then I grew up and stopped being an edgy tard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didnt grow up, life got harder you got sick of the grind and needed some feels to get through it all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're wrong. My life got better. I used to be a nihilist fricker just like you, I was proud to say that everything was meaningless and that I and everything else were just stupid atoms with nothing else to it. What a terrible life I led in those days. Now, I am a family man, I've built my house, my garden, my career, my kids and myself. Everything is meaningful and everything I owe to God.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove that god is real

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but this is what you sound like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is real, satisfied?

                Pray your way out of this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >just stating the consequent is a proof
                If that sufficed as a proof, consider this counterproof: he is not real.

                If your world view is really this flimsy, reconsider your beliefs

                If you are under 30, you will most likely find it yourself before death. If you are over 30, it might be over for you, I am sorry

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is real, satisfied?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                existence is proof homosexual
                tell me how everything came from nothing

                >just stating the consequent is a proof
                If that sufficed as a proof, consider this counterproof: he is not real.

                If your world view is really this flimsy, reconsider your beliefs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                something can't come from nothing therefore a Creator. it's simple you're too much of a moron to understand somehow

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did the creator come from lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's created time. He's eternal, the beginning and end, the alpha and omega. you're actually moronic using baby tier gaytheist "arguments"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You cant see your own heart. is it real?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a woman. Stop thinking with your emotions and start using your brain

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                emotions? I asked you a simple question. You are the emotional one here

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go suck a wiener with your anus, gay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to pretend that at least find a way to call it something else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1i0WxcN.jpg

      This

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1i0WxcN.jpg

      This

      [...]
      Christmas has nothing to do with jesus

      I pray that your soul will eventually find your way to Christ

      Go suck a wiener with your anus, gay.

      Jesus is not real

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        was real*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There might have been a guy called jesus but he couldnt do magic lol. Just a deranged schizophrenic with illusions of grandure

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you know he didn't do magic?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Occams razor. Its infinitely more likely that he was a deranged moron with illusions of grandure than the only person in the entire history of the world with magic powers.

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              I remember when I was an atheist like you, buddy. Then I grew up and stopped being an edgy tard.

              moron. Grow up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only person in the entire history of the world with magic powers.
                Pretty sure miracles are a requirement for being canonised as a saint.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                your just a depressed teenager angry at god

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove god is real

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would i need to prove anything? you're a depressed nihilist who will be shaking and sobbing before the face of life and god soon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove that god is real

                existence is proof homosexual
                tell me how everything came from nothing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >might have been a guy
            It's pretty well accepted that he existed. Even israelites in the talmud/kabalah discuss him and don't doubt for a second he was legitimately around
            >didn't do magic
            homie he's still the most influential force around today, 2000 years later. Nothing else has persisted this long

            But its OK because you too can repent. Please read the Sermon on the Mount and reassess what you think. I know it's sometimes hard to follow main stream churches but if you go straight to the source it gives you a much better understanding

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry buddy I'm already reading A Christmas Carol, maybe I'll read your fantasy novel around Easter time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >taking in the gifts of an evangelised world while mocking it
                Don't be this guy anon, you can do it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit gold

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Romans and their legacy were around longer, Rome is still a city, we still use a census which they came up with

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares about Rome because it fell 1500 years ago. Trust me, for those who haven't already, please read the Sermon on the Mount I really think it will change your outlook on Christianity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >illusions of grandure
            Surely this is bait and you can't be this moronic

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude blasphemes the Lord, his ESL boutta be the least of his problems.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither is the holocaust
        >inb4 whataboutism
        Yeah, what about it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I'm going to lift for Jesus on Christmas morning with jingles blasting.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I have a home gym and I'm sure my gf won't mind. Speaking of gf guys I made her a little love book and is soooo cute and good I love it so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a love book

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon!!! It's just a 4 page little book I made for her! I can show u the rest but not what's written yk?
        >Verification not required

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is your girlfriend 8? Or are you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope I'm 20 homie and idk I just thought it'd be nice to do plus my little sister said I should make it into arts and crafts because we do it all the time

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is nice anon, hope you have a merry Christmas:)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ick

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah b***h, I got the keys for my office gym so I can go whenever I want.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gym but I'm planning on doing pushups and squats with my gf as weight.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    usually we go swimming with the full family on the 26th, ill also do some running in the mornings

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I ACTUALLY am

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because the next two weeks are global deload weeks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        also the gym is closed homie so might as well

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its closed for one fricking day, not too weeks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit didn't know you went to my gym, moron
            it's gonna be closed day 25 and day 1, so those weeks i'm only going 3x, instead of the regular 5x

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not having a home gym
    >having to (go) to a gym

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to spend time with your family, not lift.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My entire family is. Dads friends with the owner so he gave him the keys, the entire gym for ourselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is your grandmother doing mentzer style training?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but at 84 she does bw squats and some cycling every day to keep up the health. Poor thing has had two strokes and covid with pneumonia (pre vax) and still going.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          respect!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every christmas. Its actually a tradition at this point

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dress for christmas

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can be sure I'll be there on the 24th but unfortunately it'll be closed on xmas.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way
    I do not support businesses on weekends or holidays. Things should be closed

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST WANT TO GRILL FOR GOD’S SAKE! Enough with this religious and political talk. Let’s talk about GRILLING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that happened to me, I would literally destroy the entire planet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could've just hold the handle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm okay with this. Post grills now
      >verification not required

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grill boomers tends to be decently religious despite not caring about politics
      it is all about good morals
      get your memes right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can practically smell the shit and cum that stains your body from here. No one would mourn your death if you killed yourself, homosexual.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot to tip your fedora, m'lady

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice grill bruh lmao
        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kdgtgQPWdss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      peace through strength. someone will always try to control and you can't run from it

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big bada boom believers on my IST
    Yeah yeah all the wonderful creatures with mindblowing characteristics and insane biological complexity simply evolved because... they just did ok?! Evolution just... well it just made things beautiful because it kinda randomly uhhh... survived

    And then magic evolution just made us be able to appreciate beauty, have faith, gratitude and be able to love... it just kind did it because evolving crocodiles and horses wasn't enough and so it evolved magic species that are like that...

    And love is just hormones btw

    Thanks for coming to the Church of Atheism!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men who don't believe in God will believe in anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think every teenager should and perhaps must reject God as they learn about the world, discover natural sciences, humanities, politics, religion etc. It's perfectly reasonable.
        But if a guy never grows up and never thinks deeper, never thinks for himself, and doesn't rediscover God, he basically stays a teenager.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. The prodigal son isn't just a fable, its basically the template for most young men as observed throughout history.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't celebrate Christmas here but of course I'll be lonely as frick so why not go?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. 24th already would be a rest day, 25th I'll take off. Probably going to ignore my normal program the 26th through the 1st and just do the lifts I enjoy most.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6pAe58d.jpg

      >>

      https://i.imgur.com/wPgTOJD.jpg

      >>>

      >get btfo start spamming nonsense
      everyone knows lgbt homosexualry and Christianity doesn't go together

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thank God that he’s infallible and yet somehow put me in the wrong body
      Not that we needed further proof trannies are mentally ill.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monday is chest day but I’m assuming everything will be closed(as it should be) so will probably just roon. Who knows, may take an actual rest day. I’m going home today and am about to start eating like an butthole so even though I got a throat thing going on I’m gonna try to run like 40 miles over the weekend so I can just eat whatever. Thanks for reading.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8v8NwM1.png

      >>>>>>

      https://i.imgur.com/n3LOaSh.jpg

      >>>>>>>

      https://i.imgur.com/egG7ZlL.jpg

      >>>>>>>>

      pathetic seething moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please remember to ask your invisible friend in the sky to keep your Discord logs private, even just thinking about them makes me shiver

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't use discord like you troony go dilate

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>>

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I’m Christian and not a papist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scruptures
        please see

        >wrong grammar
        >theist cattle
        pick both

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>>>

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>>>>>

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooooo you have to consoom plastic gifts and eat unhealthy food, not keep improving yourself. Some israeli guy 2000 years ago said so

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannies today:
    >According to this fantasy book I'm a hecking based Gryffyndor, I hate Voldemort
    trannies for the past 2000 years:
    >According to this fantasy book I'm a hecking based Catholic, I hate the devil

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      troonys today
      >according to this fantasy book my ancestor was a fish

      Daily reminder that g*d made these according to Christrannies
      https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/
      You VILL love him and you VILL like it

      fallen world moron

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    id hope not to but i might

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Christmas is actually on Jan 7th.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that g*d made these according to Christrannies
    https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/
    You VILL love him and you VILL like it

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How dare you say I don't have the capacity to see this Sacred Book is merely science fiction if I'm unable to grasp the very foundations of my own language??????
    KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do indeed
    >Christmas is Monday
    >Monday is OHP day
    >gym is 24/7 with fob access
    >won't have to wait for a rack because Christmas

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My muscles don't know that it's christmas.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you’re not gonna LIFT on LE CHRISTMAS are you goy???
    homosexual israelite on a stick holiday yes im gonna fricking lift moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even know why israelites are called israelites moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool deflection moshe
        ill be sure to skip the gym and buy lots of useless shit from china for people insteas

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im planning to relax, eat good meats and cheeses, drink good wine and read by the fireplace. really looking forward to actually resting and getting back into it on the 27th. but from the 24th to 26th, im doing nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that lifestyle pallet
      cheers anon....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cheers to the good life anon

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a turk, I dont celebrate Christmas (not even in a secular way) so I probably will
    but for example I'll be attending a new years party, yet I'll hit the gym on the 31st as things start around 1700 so why waste time until then?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I wish. Family functions.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually? No.
    Literally? Yes.
    Theoretically speaking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically makes genuine sense

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christmas gains.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On Christmas Eve I'm going to max out on SBD with my siblings and possibly father. Feels good having a fit family.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I will. That's when the losers are quitters will all be gone and I can lift without distraction.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i go to the gym for my soul(church)

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I probably would if I could, but mine's closed.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not Christmas yet

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gym is closed on the 25th.

    on the 24th i will lift

    on the 25th i will go for a 5km run after family gift exchange and before extended family dinner. people are always just chilling at that time anyway.

    on the 26th i will lift.

    simple as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just rest 25th and not run away your gains? just go for a walk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek wtf? Are there still dumb fricks on this board that believe cardio kills gains?? Please tell me you’re trolling.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    last year i was working out 6-7 days a week but now im just doing HIT. did i fall for a meme?

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