Wait.... you're not ACTUALLY planning on going to the gym on christmas, are you?
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Wait.... you're not ACTUALLY planning on going to the gym on christmas, are you?
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its closed on the 25th, 24th and 27th are open tho. For some stupid israeli reason its closer on the 1st and 6th too
>uhhhh but i have to celebrate ~~*the earth spinning around the sun*~~
>uhhhh but i have to CONSOOOOooooomm
>the poor desk workers and cleaners have to come in on a holiday because I am too autistic to have friends
what if I want to go to the gym with my friends?
Those homosexuals get paid extra dumbass. Not to mention, not everybody celebrates consumerism like your Ameritards
>Wagies
>Getting paid extra of holidays instead of being threatened with firing if they don't
Oh anon, you so silly. Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely going and planning on making a huge mess.
>Not having a 24 hour gym with a key
Based.
stay mad mohammed
i will lift weights on Christmas because Jesus had to lift a big weight
This
Christmas has nothing to do with jesus
I pray that your soul will eventually find your way to Christ
>I pray that your [something made up] will eventually find your way to [someone made up]
>hes soulless
>he doubts the existence of Yeshua
>wrong grammar
>theist cattle
pick both
They're brainless cretins
I remember when I was an atheist like you, buddy. Then I grew up and stopped being an edgy tard.
You didnt grow up, life got harder you got sick of the grind and needed some feels to get through it all.
You're wrong. My life got better. I used to be a nihilist fricker just like you, I was proud to say that everything was meaningless and that I and everything else were just stupid atoms with nothing else to it. What a terrible life I led in those days. Now, I am a family man, I've built my house, my garden, my career, my kids and myself. Everything is meaningful and everything I owe to God.
Prove that god is real
nta but this is what you sound like
Pray your way out of this
If you are under 30, you will most likely find it yourself before death. If you are over 30, it might be over for you, I am sorry
He is real, satisfied?
>just stating the consequent is a proof
If that sufficed as a proof, consider this counterproof: he is not real.
If your world view is really this flimsy, reconsider your beliefs
something can't come from nothing therefore a Creator. it's simple you're too much of a moron to understand somehow
Where did the creator come from lol
He's created time. He's eternal, the beginning and end, the alpha and omega. you're actually moronic using baby tier gaytheist "arguments"
You cant see your own heart. is it real?
You sound like a woman. Stop thinking with your emotions and start using your brain
emotions? I asked you a simple question. You are the emotional one here
Go suck a wiener with your anus, gay.
If you're going to pretend that at least find a way to call it something else
Jesus is not real
was real*
There might have been a guy called jesus but he couldnt do magic lol. Just a deranged schizophrenic with illusions of grandure
how do you know he didn't do magic?
Occams razor. Its infinitely more likely that he was a deranged moron with illusions of grandure than the only person in the entire history of the world with magic powers.
moron. Grow up
>only person in the entire history of the world with magic powers.
Pretty sure miracles are a requirement for being canonised as a saint.
your just a depressed teenager angry at god
Prove god is real
why would i need to prove anything? you're a depressed nihilist who will be shaking and sobbing before the face of life and god soon
existence is proof homosexual
tell me how everything came from nothing
>might have been a guy
It's pretty well accepted that he existed. Even israelites in the talmud/kabalah discuss him and don't doubt for a second he was legitimately around
>didn't do magic
homie he's still the most influential force around today, 2000 years later. Nothing else has persisted this long
But its OK because you too can repent. Please read the Sermon on the Mount and reassess what you think. I know it's sometimes hard to follow main stream churches but if you go straight to the source it gives you a much better understanding
Sorry buddy I'm already reading A Christmas Carol, maybe I'll read your fantasy novel around Easter time
>taking in the gifts of an evangelised world while mocking it
Don't be this guy anon, you can do it
Reddit gold
The Romans and their legacy were around longer, Rome is still a city, we still use a census which they came up with
Nobody cares about Rome because it fell 1500 years ago. Trust me, for those who haven't already, please read the Sermon on the Mount I really think it will change your outlook on Christianity
>illusions of grandure
Surely this is bait and you can't be this moronic
Dude blasphemes the Lord, his ESL boutta be the least of his problems.
Neither is the holocaust
>inb4 whataboutism
Yeah, what about it?
Based. I'm going to lift for Jesus on Christmas morning with jingles blasting.
No, I have a home gym and I'm sure my gf won't mind. Speaking of gf guys I made her a little love book and is soooo cute and good I love it so much
what's a love book
This anon!!! It's just a 4 page little book I made for her! I can show u the rest but not what's written yk?
>Verification not required
Is your girlfriend 8? Or are you?
Nope I'm 20 homie and idk I just thought it'd be nice to do plus my little sister said I should make it into arts and crafts because we do it all the time
That is nice anon, hope you have a merry Christmas:)
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Hell yeah b***h, I got the keys for my office gym so I can go whenever I want.
No gym but I'm planning on doing pushups and squats with my gf as weight.
usually we go swimming with the full family on the 26th, ill also do some running in the mornings
Yes, I ACTUALLY am
no because the next two weeks are global deload weeks
also the gym is closed homie so might as well
Its closed for one fricking day, not too weeks.
oh shit didn't know you went to my gym, moron
it's gonna be closed day 25 and day 1, so those weeks i'm only going 3x, instead of the regular 5x
>not having a home gym
>having to (go) to a gym
You're supposed to spend time with your family, not lift.
My entire family is. Dads friends with the owner so he gave him the keys, the entire gym for ourselves
is your grandmother doing mentzer style training?
No but at 84 she does bw squats and some cycling every day to keep up the health. Poor thing has had two strokes and covid with pneumonia (pre vax) and still going.
respect!
Every christmas. Its actually a tradition at this point
my dress for christmas
You can be sure I'll be there on the 24th but unfortunately it'll be closed on xmas.
No way
I do not support businesses on weekends or holidays. Things should be closed
I JUST WANT TO GRILL FOR GOD’S SAKE! Enough with this religious and political talk. Let’s talk about GRILLING
If that happened to me, I would literally destroy the entire planet.
He could've just hold the handle.
I'm okay with this. Post grills now
>verification not required
grill boomers tends to be decently religious despite not caring about politics
it is all about good morals
get your memes right
I can practically smell the shit and cum that stains your body from here. No one would mourn your death if you killed yourself, homosexual.
you forgot to tip your fedora, m'lady
nice grill bruh lmao
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kdgtgQPWdss
peace through strength. someone will always try to control and you can't run from it
>big bada boom believers on my IST
Yeah yeah all the wonderful creatures with mindblowing characteristics and insane biological complexity simply evolved because... they just did ok?! Evolution just... well it just made things beautiful because it kinda randomly uhhh... survived
And then magic evolution just made us be able to appreciate beauty, have faith, gratitude and be able to love... it just kind did it because evolving crocodiles and horses wasn't enough and so it evolved magic species that are like that...
And love is just hormones btw
Thanks for coming to the Church of Atheism!
Men who don't believe in God will believe in anything
I think every teenager should and perhaps must reject God as they learn about the world, discover natural sciences, humanities, politics, religion etc. It's perfectly reasonable.
But if a guy never grows up and never thinks deeper, never thinks for himself, and doesn't rediscover God, he basically stays a teenager.
I agree. The prodigal son isn't just a fable, its basically the template for most young men as observed throughout history.
we don't celebrate Christmas here but of course I'll be lonely as frick so why not go?
No. 24th already would be a rest day, 25th I'll take off. Probably going to ignore my normal program the 26th through the 1st and just do the lifts I enjoy most.
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>get btfo start spamming nonsense
everyone knows lgbt homosexualry and Christianity doesn't go together
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>thank God that he’s infallible and yet somehow put me in the wrong body
Not that we needed further proof trannies are mentally ill.
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Monday is chest day but I’m assuming everything will be closed(as it should be) so will probably just roon. Who knows, may take an actual rest day. I’m going home today and am about to start eating like an butthole so even though I got a throat thing going on I’m gonna try to run like 40 miles over the weekend so I can just eat whatever. Thanks for reading.
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pathetic seething moron
Please remember to ask your invisible friend in the sky to keep your Discord logs private, even just thinking about them makes me shiver
I don't use discord like you troony go dilate
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Good thing I’m Christian and not a papist
>scruptures
please see
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>Noooooo you have to consoom plastic gifts and eat unhealthy food, not keep improving yourself. Some israeli guy 2000 years ago said so
trannies today:
>According to this fantasy book I'm a hecking based Gryffyndor, I hate Voldemort
trannies for the past 2000 years:
>According to this fantasy book I'm a hecking based Catholic, I hate the devil
troonys today
>according to this fantasy book my ancestor was a fish
fallen world moron
id hope not to but i might
Reminder: Christmas is actually on Jan 7th.
Daily reminder that g*d made these according to Christrannies
https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/
You VILL love him and you VILL like it
>How dare you say I don't have the capacity to see this Sacred Book is merely science fiction if I'm unable to grasp the very foundations of my own language??????
KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
I do indeed
>Christmas is Monday
>Monday is OHP day
>gym is 24/7 with fob access
>won't have to wait for a rack because Christmas
My muscles don't know that it's christmas.
>you’re not gonna LIFT on LE CHRISTMAS are you goy???
homosexual israelite on a stick holiday yes im gonna fricking lift moron
you don't even know why israelites are called israelites moron
cool deflection moshe
ill be sure to skip the gym and buy lots of useless shit from china for people insteas
im planning to relax, eat good meats and cheeses, drink good wine and read by the fireplace. really looking forward to actually resting and getting back into it on the 27th. but from the 24th to 26th, im doing nothing.
>that lifestyle pallet
cheers anon....
cheers to the good life anon
as a turk, I dont celebrate Christmas (not even in a secular way) so I probably will
but for example I'll be attending a new years party, yet I'll hit the gym on the 31st as things start around 1700 so why waste time until then?
Man, I wish. Family functions.
Actually? No.
Literally? Yes.
Theoretically speaking.
unironically makes genuine sense
Christmas gains.
On Christmas Eve I'm going to max out on SBD with my siblings and possibly father. Feels good having a fit family.
Of course I will. That's when the losers are quitters will all be gone and I can lift without distraction.
i go to the gym for my soul(church)
I probably would if I could, but mine's closed.
It's not Christmas yet
the gym is closed on the 25th.
on the 24th i will lift
on the 25th i will go for a 5km run after family gift exchange and before extended family dinner. people are always just chilling at that time anyway.
on the 26th i will lift.
simple as.
Why not just rest 25th and not run away your gains? just go for a walk
Kek wtf? Are there still dumb fricks on this board that believe cardio kills gains?? Please tell me you’re trolling.
last year i was working out 6-7 days a week but now im just doing HIT. did i fall for a meme?