>wake up to a swollen lump on my penis
>squeeze it
>a bunch of puss and blood come out
>it's still leaking clear fluid
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>wake up to a swollen lump on my penis
>squeeze it
>a bunch of puss and blood come out
>it's still leaking clear fluid
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Probably an ingrown hair
almost certainly this. Once in a blue moon I'll get it the ol' pubis region and it does the same thing.
Also once had a nasty pimple in my nostril on the edge. The perfect humidity let it just perfectly develop before getting squeezed out after like a week in what felt like a volcano cleanly emptying it's chamber. Felt like a different person right after
See your Doctor, dingus. WTF.
>just be like rich bro
no
unless it comes back
americans lmao
As a Canadian, it's not any better. I go to the doctor's office only sparingly.
Dont Canadian doctors tell you to kys legally?
>pays 50% of income to taxes
>gets fricked in the ass by the system if you’re healthy as you are paying for fat fricks that don’t take care of themselves
>waits months for medical treatment
>gets denied if daddy gov doesn’t deem you worth saving in which they recommend gov sponsored suicide
>”muh socialized medicine is superior!”
Yea American medical costs are stupid expensive, but it’s not due to capitalism, it’s due to our stupid as frick legal system. Lawyers leech money off everyone, especially the medical industry and doctors which then charge the customers/patients more. I’d rather pay for brokies’ medical bills with my taxes than all the fat frickers.
>waits months for medical treatment
There's critique and then there's delusion. This post is pure cope. I've never had to wait longer than 10 minutes to see a doctor in my whole entire life.
>that’s cope bro!!!
>I've never had to wait longer than 10 minutes to see a doctor in my whole entire life
Oh the irony
You're free to seethe all you want. I'll just enjoy my free healthcare in the meantime.
>pay obscene portions of income towards taxes
>”I-it’s free everyone. free healthcare!!1!”
Not only do I pay less tax than the average murican I also earn more AND get free healthcare.
I don't get it. Why are muricans so proud of living in a 3rd world shithole?
you’re poor and you pay 50% of your income in taxes. the average american Black person makes more money than you do. have a nice day
Must be rough having to cope this hard.
>I pay less tax than the average murican
You just outed yourself as a brokie. Brokies get the best benefits and lowest tax rates in “fist world” shitholes
>“fist world” shitholes
Sounds like America to me.
Don't forget we're also literally subsidizing the entire fricking world.
Yeah all that fake money you homosexuals keep printing is really helping people huh
I'd rather pay more in taxes and be able to go to the hospital without owing $50,000 for an ambulance ride
>I'd rather pay more in taxes
It’s actually the fact our country is treated like a mercenary camp or place of business rather than a home. I don’t want to call America a prostitutehouse, but we are being skinsuited by ZOG so I suppose it’s ZOG who’s the prostitute, the pimp or something.
In any case we used to be paid 10x more. “Minimum” wage in 1950 was the equivalent of being paid 75$ an hour today.
Then we got israelited and now we have to pay for non Whites and literally dole shekels out to our friends to keep them friendly.
Native Americans (Anglo Saxons before Ignatiev fricked our terminology) should get free healthcare paid for by the state. Cut all welfare. Ship the brown back. And we should invade Mexico and Canada and remove their populations.
re establish the Monroe doctrine and enslave the sudes.
>pays 50% of income to taxes
>gets fricked in the ass by the system if you’re healthy as you are paying for fat fricks that don’t take care of themselves
>waits months for medical treatment
>pay 50-100x the market rate for treatment/diagnosis
>usually wrong diagnosis or no treatment at all
>murica number one
Dude, we pay just as much in taxes to the government its just "hidden". If you ever been to an American doctor they're incompetent as frick and half of them are rajeets with fake diplomas or foreigners who got shit degrees for cheap then came here
Probably staph infection, bacteria's pretty common at the gym if you touch something like your dick to piss at a urinal before washing/sanitizing hands. Just let it heal and if it gets worse go to the doctor for an antibiotic, it normally goes away by itself and going to the doctor is a waste of money like 90% of the time
>be european
>pay 90% taxes
>go outside
>stabbed by “asian” man
>wait 6 hours in emergency room
>finally get seen by dr ahmed sandBlack personjari, best md from his paki village
>gives you “free” prescription for tylenol and bandaids
>given mandatory diversity training before leaving hospital
>stabbed in parking lot by rapefugee
>repeat process
socialized medicine everyone
>buys gun from some sketchy guy to defend himself
>Oi m8! You got a loicense for dat?!
>get thrown in prison
>doing community service to shorten sentence
>same rapefugee shows up
>stabs you again
>still doesn’t get arrested because muh systematic racism and muh refugees
Now, now, we're not all br*tb*ngs
yurop is only marginally better.
Got impetigo, went to the hospital to see a dermatologist, ended up waiting more than four hours in the waiting room
Waste of money. You pussies that go to the ER over a cut are moronic. Have only ever gone to a doctor if I can’t treat it on my own or need a prescription
>Have only ever gone to a doctor if I can’t treat it on my own or need a prescription
just buy the scrip meds from indian web pharmacies bro
Based. Would, but I am one of the few Americans that actually gets free healthcare because I’m a veteran. Everything but dental is covered
Yikes. Reminds me of when I got a massive pimple on my dick. Didn’t even know it was possible. Hurt like a b***h, but was the most satisfying thing to pop. Only thing that has come close were the couple times I’ve gotten infections in the edge of my fingernails. Fingers swole up and hurt like hell until I said frick it and stabbed my fingers with a knife to drain them. Legit smelled like something died in my finger as I drained it.
Might be monkeyp0x, best see a doctor ASAP
Got a giant one (like the size of a peanut) in my pubes. I was so freaked out until it popped itself while I was taking a shower and a gallon of yellowish green pus drained out. Was the most satisfying pimple pop of my life. Don't worry about it OP. Just a pimple/ingrown hair.
if someone gets digits I'll post the aftermath
almost had em yourself
Meds. Nobody can understand what the frick you are trying to express, you are just mass relying and being an obnoxious schizo Black personhomosexual
Americans don't even have clean drinking water lmaoo
3rd worlders
OP is patient zero in the new pandemic: monkeybonk