>walk into gym. >Frog on the floor

>walk into gym
>Frog on the floor

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I get a player like that one?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2008

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2008

      step aside poorgays. check out my new mp3 player. it’s called an “iPod shuffle”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that company will never be successful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is unironically the only apple product i have ever owned or used

        https://i.imgur.com/JjfoUip.jpg

        Is this more your taste? This one comes with a memory

        >Be middle school
        >Just discovered IST
        >Put Radiohead on trusty old mp3 player
        >Walking down the hall
        >Girl walks up to me
        >"What are you listening to?"
        >Huh? Oh, uhh... The national anthem
        >"Oh, like which country?"
        >Uh.. Radiohead
        >Hallway too loud to hear properly
        >"I've never heard of that one, uh where are they"
        >I don't know...
        >Start walking in the opposite direction
        Few years later there was an anonymous ask question game on Facebook and I'm absolutely certain it was her who anonymously sent "I tried to flirt with you but it's clear you weren't interested"

        too autistic to not be real

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the iPod was unironically the best kind of mp3 player of its day, but I did love my shitty knockoff shuffle that I kept in my car until it croaked.

          nowadays phones are superior.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except they're distracting and bulky

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Except they're distracting and bulky
              what kinda foam-covered moron phone do you have?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Know your place, lad, this one was the real deal. 6 fricking GB worth of music for $200 in 2004.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mirin
          had one of these in high school, circa 2012

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got mine as a christmas gift, at the time each of my parents earned maybe $380 a month and 2x that in december due to holiday pay. Kinda crazy looking back and see how much of an effort it meant to spend that kind of money on a gift.

            >Philips
            Based dutch enjoyer

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              based parents. my mom went full american moron and would put herself in credit card debt to buy me and my sister presents for christmas. it was really nice of her but looking back, i would have been happy with just a hug and a card instead of my mom paying israelites all the interest that she did. i still love her tho and she’s my mommy :3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the only mp3 player I've ever owned and I got it around 2005 or 2006. I really liked that it could store and display images because that allowed me to look at /b/ and YTMND memes at school.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          $200? My parents would of never. I was lucky to get an iRiver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        still using mine to this day since 2010

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically sold mine on ebay for like $50 in like 2013. i regret it now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea, i got it in 2010 when i was 9.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SanDisk makes a Bluetooth MP3 player with a clip. Got it for $60(?) at Target a few months ago

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100gecs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this more your taste? This one comes with a memory

      >Be middle school
      >Just discovered IST
      >Put Radiohead on trusty old mp3 player
      >Walking down the hall
      >Girl walks up to me
      >"What are you listening to?"
      >Huh? Oh, uhh... The national anthem
      >"Oh, like which country?"
      >Uh.. Radiohead
      >Hallway too loud to hear properly
      >"I've never heard of that one, uh where are they"
      >I don't know...
      >Start walking in the opposite direction
      Few years later there was an anonymous ask question game on Facebook and I'm absolutely certain it was her who anonymously sent "I tried to flirt with you but it's clear you weren't interested"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/IC71C35.jpg

        >Let's his prejudices get in the way of enjoying waves of sound entering his ears

        Skibidi toilet or something

        long and dirty nails. Must be good to scratch the butthole during the day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100troony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's his prejudices get in the way of enjoying waves of sound entering his ears

        Skibidi toilet or something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >parents buys their child a guitar
            >ends up just playing some shitty Black person noise

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everybody walk the dinosaur?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frog on the floor

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit,…used to have a similar model from Phillips (all black). I lost it somewhere. Good times.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why use this when you have your phone with you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be phone
      >only have usb-c port
      >have to buy conversion cable to listen to music unless you have money for bluetooth headphones
      >have to charbe both your headphones and ypur phone
      >all the distractability of a phone paired with the paranoia of permanently losing onw of youe bluetooth earphones while exercising
      >whats that? a phone call from your mom who can see your online
      >whats that? a text from work telling you you need to respond right now?
      >whats that? an email from your boss?
      >whats that? your post on *insert social media* got a comment?

      >be mp3 player
      >battery lasts 2 days straight of constnt use due to godly set up sleep mode
      >only has music, you only needed music
      >standard 2.5mm jack, just like all of the headphones and earphones youve owned for over a decade
      >standard usb jack to plug in and charge AND transfer music at the same time
      >no texts, no need to bring your phone, can perfectly respond to everyone lter on "sorry, my phone died, couldnt respond"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Owning an iPhone
        Disgusting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're broke just say it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah my android phone cost $1500. Sorry bro, but I'll never join the apple cult. Are you a fricking woman?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spending 1500 on a samshit instead of buying used iphones from 2 years ago
              ngmi

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one wants Iphones you dumb little zoom zoom

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                girls laugh at your green bubbles.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't deal with prostitutes who overly care about physical possessions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so 98% of women? good luck out there buddy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a GF with an iPhone and I have android. have a nice day ;^)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                she’s fat and you’re brown. doesnt count

                Kek if you cant pass that shit test youre a beta

                if you cant avoid the shit test, you’re poor

                >Women want it that means I have to have it
                Oh no no no no

                you must also be a third world brownie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO seethe more igay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >poor and brown
                i don’t need to seethe when im rich and white

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                rich people don't post on IST.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This homie is never going to make it. Thinks like a woman, acts like a woman, and gets upset when other men dress him down. Very sad kek.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek if you cant pass that shit test youre a beta

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women want it that means I have to have it
                Oh no no no no

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a Google pixel 6, it only has a usb-c port

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This guy responds to his work, his boss, his friends and mom on demand
        I just don't answer and don't pick up. Jesus man this is some weird NPC shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't be an iCuck
        >Have phone with 3.5mm jack
        >Either ignore the messages or put on airplane mode if you're moronic
        >It's that easy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you have money for bluetooth headphones
        so everyone in the usa? They cost like 100 bucks, and last years. They last 50 hours. I do not have a iphone i pirate all my music with a adapter for a micro sd. 60 gigs. You homosexuals are so moronic when you try to take this i hate new stuff stnace, but not because of ted zinsky "its technology so it sucks stance" but just that you like the slightly outdated version more for no reason. To play your stuff you still have a phone because everyone has at least some kind of phone, and you still need your mp3, and headphones. You might not need to charge your headphones, but you still need to charge your mp3. You need 3 things i need 2, and mine lasts just as long as yours does.
        Save up enough and just stop being moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're making up problems for stuff that had solutions a decade ago

        DND mode hides all notifications and calls

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you walk like a dinosaur?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. An Egyptian.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good apple product, love this thing use it every day whether I'm at work, the gym or cruising in my 1998 Camry LE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably still be using an ipod if my battery didn't expand to the point of fire hazard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1998 Camry LE
      that’s a brand new vehicle homie what are you talkin about? probably only has 200k miles

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        182000 kilometers baby some guy bought it from a granny and was storing it in his garage for his daughter to drive but she moved away for college

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, that takes me back to 2009.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Philips
    for me, it's SanDisk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sandisk too even though my name is phillip.
      Mine was blacks and blue like op though.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mp3 players
    Hahahahaha

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