>walk into gym. >see this. >turn 360 degrees and walk away

>walk into gym
>see this
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >not being a homegymcel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have room. My spare bedroom is my watch making studio.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based watch enjoying autist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just restored a Seiko 6150 and sold it for $3500.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you have your priorities wrong but maybe I am just undervaluing watch autism.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >but maybe I am just undervaluing watch autism.
          You are. There's nothing like meeting someone who recognizes your Poljot Sturmanskie as the first watch in Outer Space.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's hard to take it serious since it gets btfo by a $5 quartz shitter in terms of practicality.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Quartz are fine, sure. I own a few (mostly 1970s Omegas) but the technological feat of turning a spring and some gears into a (fairly) accurate timepiece on one's wrist is an example of humanity at its finest.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Until your battery runs out

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but the same is expected of mechanical clockworks where you are supposed to service them every couple of years.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you are undervaluing watch autism.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based watch enjoying autist.

          [...]

          >people with hobbies are autistic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Please post a watch you're working on. Finally bought a decent Seiko when I graduated. Watches r neat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If this thread is still alive when I get home, I will.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            BUMPPP
            I typed a captcha in to see a watch please

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I hope it is
            Filling out a dumb captcha just for you watchbro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bumo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking BASED. I have a collection of digitals but recently got my first automatic, pic related.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based beyond belief

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just dropping in to congratulate you on having a cool hobby

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's actually pretty cool, quick rundown?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >has an entire room dedicated to making watches
        Dangerously based

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad for the zoomies and the alphalets.
    At least they got some semblance of a positive masculine gymnasium environment from ancient times to grow into with their groups of peers and learn from the old head.
    You shouldn't be annoyed with them. They're here to set positive long lasting habits in their lives. Maybe this is your inner resentment speaking out at whatever the frick you were doing in your tweens.
    I spent my tweens locked up in my parent's house because they were control freak homosexuals stingy with money, so no activities, no socializing, no time spent outside.
    I'm a millenial and I wish all the zoomies and alphalets all the best in the world and to free themselves from the shackles of society and effect positive change in their life early on so they don't have to fight against their own manifest destiny.
    WAGMI little brothers, stay strong, keep going, and bring those following you up with you to ascending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way. Good on them for trying to do something other than staring at phones, great that they have so many gyms and knowledge on the internet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Good on them for trying to do something other than staring at phones
        That's what they spend most of their time doing at the gym. Their habits don't change at all, just their location, and the waste of space impacts everyone else who wants to lift there. They can't help but be on their phones while sitting on a machine or surrounded by equipment for several minutes, and get defensive if you ask if you can use them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based. I rather see zoomies at the gym than them wasting their youth on discord or TikTok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're all on tiktok at the gym. what you're not seeing is the 50 tripods behind the picture taker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        do you think anyone would complain if they were just at the gym like normal? they go to the gym still looking at their phones dude. no matter where they go it's attached

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Show some compassion and understand that these were kids who were probably given tablets at the age of 3 years old, fed a steady diet of Elsagate youtube videos since before they achieved self-consciousness and awareness of their own existence.
          These are kids that spend maybe some of their most formative years locked up for 3 years during Covid, with barely any social interaction.
          And these are kids, who sadly, may have been basically experimented on as well.
          Kids who grew up on the corporate internet, with unbelievable amounts of propaganda, doom-mongering, blackpilling energy.

          Then look at this kid on his phone for like 5 mins on his phone between sets, and think to yourself ''wow I'm glad this kid is pulling himself out of it. He's making progress. He's out here in the real world with us. With age, with repeated habits, he will eventually let go of his digital crutches more and more, see them for what they are, understand there is a time and place. But he's there. He's already there with us. He left the house. He's already going to the gym. He's like 75% present. That's big. That's good.''

          And then once you start looking at the social aspect of it, how him and his friend run in posses, go everywhere together, stick together through everything, if he still has or made friends post-pandemic. Then you start to understand just how much hope these big groups of zoomies give out. You see friends attached at the hips, I see deep loyalty, group togetherness, community support being developed.

          You analyze their behavior based on your own frame of understanding of what your youth was life. But really you should be thinking about how many more obstacles are on their path in growth, as the corporations/media get even more and more greedy with stealing their time/attention/efforts and money.

          WAGMI little brothers. Stick together, you can make mistakes and take time to grow, develop other skills etc. But remember to stay grounded and do the work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The zoomers who actually go to the gym and work on themselves instead of stay home consuming goyslop and social media give a sliver of hope for the future of humanity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are main purchasers of sarms right now according to FDA they're fricking trying hope they make it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Taking the whitepill is easy, because it lets you deal with the fact that from (You)r perspective, society is declining and things either remaining in stasis or getting worse every year, with minuscule peaks of betterment.

    • 1 year ago
      /MIS/ AUTISM ANON

      YOUR POST GIVES ME HOPE.
      I HOPE TO SEE MORE YOUNGINS IN THE GYM.
      I HOPE FOR CHANGE.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you warmed my cold dead heart, anon.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with this is I bet no serious exercise is being done. People grouping to socialize and not lift.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So glad my gym is isn't like that. At most, two other people there every time. Often empty.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah, yes! The amazing male-only gyms IST was talking about!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying money to go here. I'd rather do pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen the entire webm. I always close it after two seconds when I realize what webm it is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way am I watching this shit. Does the guy kill himself with this contraption?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He even does the suicide trip, what a champ.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fuuuuug, I clenched the whole time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dyel setup and dyel body

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thought he was going for the old chest punctures till failure set

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who has that meme of all the broccoli head zoomers crowding around the bench
    Meme Magic
    lol

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heres the kids at my gym.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Little girls should be wearing pretty sundresses and selling me cookies at my door. Not lifting weights

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can do both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what percentage of IST can overhead squat their own bodyweight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      then she'll be surprised why most men are threatened by her and those who aren't are weird femdom pervs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just put your dick inside the door and then when you get back up go to the gym and train

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pardon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cutting out the "bueno"
        The editer missed the point what made this meme so memorable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cutting out the "bueno"
        The editer missed the point what made this meme so memorable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great form, bravo kid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's kinda useless when she resets knees before final pull - u won't get there from the bottom honey if u need to readjust half way 😀

      hint - if u need momentum to get through particular part of movement that means u're "working" mostly your tendons and ligaments and joints - criss crossing them good so that they become injured or stay injured

      that's how it's supposed to look like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_EWWDV2O0
      this cas is weak glutes and/or piriformis or not stretched/activated enough

      since she's just mindlessly "doing the motion" i'd tell her to suck my dick and of course immitate real good weightlifters 😀

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this cas is weak glutes and/or piriformis or not stretched/activated enough
        this case is weak glutes and/or piriformis or not stretched/activated enough hams/abductors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's a two segment snatch you moron. it's an accessory.

        her form is excellent

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a two segment snatch you moron
          no u, when in snatch knees explode sideways mid motion? they don't

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >sideways
            outwards, it's not strongmen where u're welcome to hitch until u get bored of it, it's supposed to be one fluid motion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's a kid and she's doing a two part snatch to practice the different positions you fricking moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >10yo
      >knee sleeves
      Gonna be fun to replace your knees before 30.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably just there to prevent scaring. . . and to look cuter ofc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >underage snatch

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If that is a kid and not a midget this shit is fake
      How can a seemingly sub 100 pounds looking girl lift twice her weight and put overhead? This makes no sense even by roid women standards

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not know what olympic weightlifting is?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, something that kids do not partake in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the summer of you lift at planet pizza. They give free memberships to high schoolers.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you turned 360° you'd be facing the same direction... Dumbass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So? Didn't you read his post?
      >and then he walks away.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be walking away, it'd be walking forward

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can walk backwards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. newbie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          newbie spotted

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Falling for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't moonwalk
      NGMI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a well known fact that if you turn a 360 and walk away þhe previously objectionable reality transmogrifies into a pure land consciousness. Lurk moar noob.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just because he turned 360 degrees doesn't mean he isnt walking away, lol

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What were all those Mexicans doing in that bathroom?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You see Mexicans have a similar life cycle to that of June bugs. A female had laid thousands of eggs in the bathroom and about 4-5 days after hatching the juveniles leave the safety of the bathroom to go sign up for food benefits and to buy a Nissan hard body to drive while blasting traditional Mexican music while also drinking tallboys of modelo. Life is truly beautiful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          truly an incredible evolutionary adaption
          also checked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Retiling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not staged at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        duhhh you think?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they all have such stupid haircuts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they all look the same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        “Diversify race, not looks.”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Same stupid haircut.
        >Most of them mixed/lantino.
        >All wearing corporate approved neutral colors like white and black, with the occasional red.
        >airpods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had no idea there was this many non-whites in Colorado.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re everywhere dude, israelites made sure of that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          more like white boomers who don't want to reproduce but demand their social security

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            more like the israeli oligarchy that runs the country demanded open borders for western countries besides Israel because of muh holocaust and mustache man from 80 years ago lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The "israeli oligarchy" has no incentive to destroy a western country as long as it supports Israel, which all of them already do. In fact, filling western countries with muslims and moronic racist POCs is a direct threat to israelites which is why Ben Shapiro and Dennis Prager exist. Multinationals simply need the labor because white people love birth control and not breeding.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is completely wrong. White people keep trying to vote to get rid of these things and get it forced on them anyways.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you just completely oblivious to the existence of white democrats or what

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's correct. City dwellers, zoomers, soiboys, troons and roasties combined make up a significant part of the white population, possibly a majority and they're all for open borders multiculturalism. They're egged on by corporations that need a constant influx of cheap migrant labour. Last thing israelites want is muslims and antisemite african Black folk gaining a foothold in public discourse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do they all have the same haircut?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Colorado look like Mexico?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Colorado is near Texas border, go figure, anything west of texas in close proximity = you are filled to the brim with illegals, africans and mexicans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >think broccoli cut was bad
      >bowl cuts x100
      Why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans have no idea how goofy that fricking moronic bowl cut is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      high school bathroom raves where the shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A pack of wild edgers

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Teenagers at the gym drive me nuts.
    They waste so much time at the equipment. Do 4 sets poorly followed by 5 minutes of chatting with their friends. Then when you ask how many sets they have left they get really defensive and say something ridiculous like 7. They come and go at random time, even the kid who said he has 7 sets left might leave anywhere from 2 to 20 minutes later doing as little as 4 reps.
    Not only can they not stop lying nonstop, they're also horrible liars. They exist in their own little bubbles where the rest of the world needs to come to a screeching halt so they can do whatever dumbass thing they wanna do.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to an old and rusty gym at 6am
    >most of the time I end my workout without seeing another person, other days there's only one other guy there
    >feels a bit lonely, decide to try another gym for a day
    >hit early as well, 6am
    >huge crowd of people waiting outside
    >people rush in as soon as it opens, all machines and bars taken in the first minute
    >have to work in or wait for others to finish
    >go back to old gym and train in peace, never wanting to go back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >may
      >local high school sports season or something idk
      >they're all in the gym now doing goofy shit and wasting time

      >great gym in what used to be an automotive paint shop
      >brick walls
      >concrete slab floor
      >a few overhead florescent lights
      >closed down after someone died there in an accident
      Too bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Feeling lonely at the gym is bizarre to me. Not judging, but most of my enjoyment from the gym is the chance to be alone mentally. It's like a kind of meditation.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5:30 AM master race

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, all the zoomies at my gym look nearly identical to the ones in OP, and I'm American as well

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you moronic?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Juve merda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted

  18. 1 year ago
    Of Royal Stock

    I'm glad I'm rich and can afford a proper gym, I hate these commercial gyms they're always full of kids and poor working class people hogging up all the equipment and using the gym as a way to socialise instead of working out.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >in sport complex with a gym and pool
    >finish my swimming HIIT session and leave the pool with a nice chest/lat pump (fem trainer be myron gaines)
    >go the locker room to get my towel to hit the showers
    >obnoxious zoomers are in my way being loud
    >as I go to my locker they all shut the frick up and make way
    >mfw made it

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Public gyms are poor peasant magnets

    Either find a private club, make a home gym, or train in a park

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my gym is 120€ a month, no zoomers or minorities in sight

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT... IS THAT A TEENAGER?

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME RIPPERbreasts

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just go at the crack of dawn when all the zoomies are asleep

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those guys look like they're 16-20 at best, pretty much the peak of their youth. I'm 31 and feel like a dead man walking who needs multiple coffees to even drag myself out of bed. I wish I could feel like when I was 18 again. If you feel pity or disgust seeing young men improving their lives and living in the moment then you are the saddest loser to ever exist. Take a good long look at the ugliness in your soul.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not disgust, it's that these homosexuals do barely nothing at the gym, all they do is making my workout last longer because I have to wait for my turn
      And I'm honestly thinking more and more about buying a homegym for 1.5k so I can finally train in peace at my rate without homosexuals asking me how much sets I have left

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But OP?
    it's the best. Gym. Ever.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >bitter contrarian (you) farmer on a phone with a basedjak
    Don't end up like this poster anon!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo stop depicting me as what i am reeee

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I pay extra for "exclusive" gym, not a single zoomer in sight, and high quality thots.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that homie really wearing crocs to the gym

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wife beater on
      >socks up high
      >crocks on tight
      yeah, im thinkin' it's squatting time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wife beater on
      >socks up high
      >crocks on tight
      yeah, im thinkin' it's squatting time

      4 maybe 5 crocks in 1 picture
      what is wrong with zoomers?
      is this the new tiktok style?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Been seeing crocks in the gym more and more in recent years. I guess it's a zoomer trend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's an ironic thing. Like the basspro hat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crocks are unironically healthier for your feet than homosexual cusioned comfy trainers. You didn't evolve over thousands of years to not be able to tolerate pain

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >going to the gym on zoomer day
    that's on you brah

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao i always wondered what people were talking about when they posted stories about this on IST

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yall ruined it.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers have no sense of individuality?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my gym at 3:30pm. I no longer go the gym at this time.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I see people posting how to achieve this ottermode I smirk, yall think that things will change if you just had bigger muscles and leaner body with 6 pack and u will finally find piece, did u ever think about what you u gonna do when you reach the top of the mountain ? Do you think that once you get there you're gonna shill on ur coach watch neflix and a qt serve u food and beer ?
    Most of u are delusional, you're lost cheap, the fitness industry & big pharma are the big bad wolf who is feeding off u wather u're healthy or not, watch vidrel and rethink ur goals.
    be careful what you wish for because it might as well be the thing that will destroy u

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 36 and i frickin hate zoomers but theyr'e really nice to me so i'm nice back, but man

    you don't know shit about vidya games zoomer. or anime. or music. or movies. OR ANYTHING

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How can kids that young even get into a gym? Why are there that many of them there? Why is that gym so fricking huge?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best.
    Gym.
    Ever.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turn 360 degrees
    Are all amerimuds moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are the fanblades angled up at the end?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part is i bet that 75% of these zoomers bench more than me
    frick
    t. 60kg x5 dyel

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me up in the top right overlooking the broccoli patch

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