>walk into the gym. >see this

>walk into the gym
>see this
what do you do?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him where Willy Wonka is

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    walk carefully as to not step over him

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell Joe I love his podcast but it has went downhill since he went to spotify, then do a 360 and walk away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      walk carefully as to not step over him

      Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      360 deg is exactly where you were before you fucking retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gadonfag is a newfag
        not surprising

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dubs and this fucking newfag dies in his sleep. Fuck you and lurk at least two more years before posting again.

          you have exposed yourselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dubs and this fucking newfag dies in his sleep. Fuck you and lurk at least two more years before posting again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        UNDERAGE B&!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evens and this newfag’s gym crush gets flirted on by a guy who mogs him right in front of him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what a shaved joe rogan looks like, look at that thing, pure muscle fiber

  4. 2 months ago
    Chronos

    Lift then leave as I always do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys you unfunny tripfag

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those fucking stubby T-Rex arms with the 14.5" biceps.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude legit looks like a toddler

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro he's lean as fuck but he looks fat sometimes (not in this picture tho). it's so weird

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the loose skin from a dreamer bulk

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    slight head nod and continue minding my own shit

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he seems like he's constantly pissed off. his bp must be through the roof.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how short is this guy? He didn't look that short from his videos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'6 supposedly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Playfully rub his head and then ask if his mommy is around.

        I wondered why he speaks so fast with that neurotic maniacal energy. No everything makes sense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wondered why he speaks so fast with that neurotic maniacal energy

          No no no, that's because he's gnomish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'6 but with cured limb to torso proportions. Look at the photo his torso is huge but his legs and arms are tiny.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His massive lats make him look shorter.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like that photoshopped picture of jeff nippard near his car, he looks comically short

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playfully rub his head and then ask if his mommy is around.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's his torso so massive compared to his lower half? He looks ridiculous

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he curling up his toes like that lol
    even too stupid to fake his feminine height
    god i hate manlets

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's doing it to flex his quads and calves more you absolute mouthbreather.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        go eat a dick 5.2 standing blower or i will flex your neck in a noose gay

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > thank him for stark contribution to the bodybuilding field and respectfully start training

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There you go I fixed it. Now he looks tall.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say, "Lookin strong, brother" with a stern brotherly voice and continue on with my day. Fuck you teenage niggarden gnomes who hate on your fellow countryman

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confront him about the claim he did 6 million reps in 4 mesocycles

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mire

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats my favorite Russian garden gnome, love that guy

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fall to my knees, scream to the heavens, and cry until I pass out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >short fella gets posted on /fitness/
      >instant seethe from everyone
      and you folks feel superior?

      samefag

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >short fella gets posted on /fitness/
    >instant seethe from everyone
    and you folks feel superior?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the curse of someone who loves lifting, but who lifting doesn't love back

    he could be big and ripped and still look like dogshit,

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone looks strange doing the vacuum pose.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*overcomplicates everything*

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell him I like his videos and carry on with my day

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow he's right, he really does have the torso of a 6'5 guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'6 but with cured limb to torso proportions. Look at the photo his torso is huge but his legs and arms are tiny.

      Does this mean he could get the leg-lengthening surgery and not look all stretched out of proportion?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    suck his cock

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is proof that muscle gains is 99% genetics and 1% training, eating, sleeping and supplements.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol he takes more than kevin levrone

      ?t=530

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean bro he's drug free

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1.2 grams is pretty mild when you consider that his natty limit was probably 160lbs peeled and now he's 250

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are not counting the anavar.

        For example on week 15 he is taking
        525mg test
        700mg primo
        525mg anavar
        thats 1750 mg in that week

        week 16
        700mg primo
        525mg masteron
        700mg anavar
        total 1925mg

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a broom and try catching him under a glass to release him into the wild

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift then ask the front desk who let the manlets out of the manlet pit

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grab him and force him to lead me to his pot'o'gold, to be sure, to be sure.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    go about my business

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh god another bald roidchud,

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