Why havent you took the walking pill?
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Walking to the gym helps my workouts bc im already loosened up
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Why do women pretend to know how to read
women read more than men
fiction reading =/= real reading
Smaller, less intelligent "books" for women it seems.
Imagine believing that reading the Homer or Shakespeare or Dostoyevsky is less intelligent than reading Kiyosaki's "Rich Dad Poor Dad" or Manson's "Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck."
I think you mean trashy romance totally-not-porn stories.
Reading porn through a story of an assertive masculine figure sweeping you off your feet and imagining it in your mind is more intelligent than watching hardcore cuck porn on the hub
Lmao projection.
Anon, for porn I read magna about little sisters getting rammed by big brothers, but according to ~~*researchers*~~ this doesn't count toward the male number of books read while femcel fanfiction does. Kind of bullshit if you ask me.
>Anon, for porn I read picture books
Nice first grade level intelligence bro
I read in one more dimension then you are capable of.
I can’t wait for books to have smellatron compatibility
That makes you more moronic because your imagination and brainpower work less and less with each added dimension. That's why picture books appeal to people too moronic for real books, TV to the people too moronic for picture book, and video games to the people more moronic than TV watchers
Oh, typically I actually just imagine my own stories when I go for health walks, but when I'm reading it's things like incest magna. Yeah, it seems you haven't even considered the possibility of creating your own stories... A bit sad really. I see them as full motion pictures in my head, maybe you can't do that and that's why you read things like Twilight or whatever.
Go write down and share one of your stories then, I'll wait. Oh wait you're not going to because you don't have any because you just made it up to make yourself seem smart when you're one of the most braindead anonymous posters I've interacted with on this site.
Ummm anon, I can't write it down, it's in 3 dimensions. I'd have to hire a full Hollywood production team.
Can you not imagine moving pictures I'm your head? I mean, I know you have already admitted your only like stories where you're told what to think but this is just sad. It's like you never even considered that stories come from someone.
Lmao this is actually kind of a thing though. Many authors have claimed they don't like reading themselves. That's where the whole "I'm not a reader, I'm a writer" thing comes from.
You do know that hollywood movies come with a script right tard?
It also comes with a story board and far more direction that is required to create it's message and magic. It's almost totally unbelievable you didn't even know that and though a written transcript would suffice in conveying such an elaborate vision. I am nearly insulted someone as pompous and self assured as you would miss such basic things while only being capable of using common grade stock insults like "tard", though just barely not insulted as I pitty your charlatan, inner-speech-lacking ways.
Lmao so lets read your synopsis then, we don't need the whole thing. A short blurb will do.
Here's one I've been working on:
A small town girl who's always thought she was the "plain one" suddenly has a chance encounter with a tall muscular wealthy young professional... In the end, to her surprise he likes her back and dedicates his life to making her happy.
I was thinking of sending it to Hallmark.
Such an original and grand idea. Definitely not something a moron would have thought of.
I think we may have found some kind of agreement regarding women fiction.
So you spend your time creating women's fiction in your head and you think that makes you not a moron because?
Yeah man, I agree with you. Guys like that anon and everyone else that spends time with women fiction in their heads are stupid.
Now imagine the order of magnitude of moronation in the mindset of a person fapping to picture books instead LMAO.
No, no, they have more dimensions they have put together to comprehend the artist's vision. It's a far more intelligent hobby than just linear line reading.
Damn boomer trailer trash must be geniuses compared to you then since they have more dimensions in the tv shows they watch compared to your manga
Oh, I watch TV as well. I do everything from imagining my own stories to watching great cinema. I'm not one of those underachievers that thinks they're cultured because they identify with their consumption of books.
>Oh, I watch TV
I got you posting meme images with terse replies. I'll take my win.
I guess all that bluster about being smart didn't show for much when you were pressed to actually come up with your own things to say, lmao.
I was merely communicating in a way that a TV watcher would understand
Ooooh you want the last reply? Child. Go on, you can have. Reply again, it's okay. I know what's going on in your head. Really, you're not that complex.
t. smartest TV content consumer
Lol this is the person telling you that your dumb for reading something like the Iliad or Brothers Karamazov
I'm surprised this isn't common knowledge. Women read their porn. This accounts for the vast majority of what women read.
Popsci and self help is also not real reading.
>filtered by Captain Underpants
i loved that series. flip-o-rama was the best part
>9 books average
I refuse to believe this.
Obviously the number would be much higher if you filtered out the relatively small group of pinhead morons that don't read at all
This, hardly anyone reads at all let alone more than like one book a year. People love to larp about reading tho.
The average person reads less than 1 book a year.
Women BUY more books than men
I haven't read a book in 15 years. as a matter of fact I dont think ive ever finished a book from start to finish. reading books is literally for homosexuals. what an inefficient way to obtain information. just get the keypoints off the internet.
Women can read, but they read at a much slower rate than men. All the women I've known who read take weeks to finish a book despite sitting down for an hour or more a day to read. All the men I know who read take 2-3 days to finish the same books.
Did you even read the post? Women read more books per year than men.
Women read constantly. Men only read on the weekend when it's off-season for sports.
IST posters are far too autistic to play sports. They just go to class/work and the gym while barely speaking to anyone irl.
Who said play? Most men are such morons that they spend all day watching sports in front of the tube and memorizing stats while never stepping foot outside themselves.
I read faster than almost everyone else I know. I take longer to finish books because I've got kids
My [Asian] GF reads faster than me. I'm not sure what happened but my reading speed decreased around 18
>tattoo
This. Shit looks like a stain 9 times out of 10.
Not my problem
>ooh, look at me, i know how to read
show-off
Enjoy your dead arms, the left hand side of the pages of the book she's holding are loosening; thus indicating her hands are losing sensation and probably going numb. She'll have to change positions or her arms will become jelly. No one reads like this, this is purely wanting to be seen. Also, who wears that much white? Enjoy grass stains and bee stings. Typical hoe. I'm fricking livid.
oh no it's a posed photo
>tats
LARP failed
How long is your preworkout walk?
Definitely good shit to get mind and body ready for workout. Clear out all the bullshit and focus on what I'm going to work on
I really hope she's vaccinated against tick-borne encephalitis.
That's what I'm thinking of doing, starting gym next week.
Stop spying on me.
you guys really hate women don't you
They're shockingly bitter
I read slow and tend to read in fervent fits.
Sometimes I will read a ton.
Other times I take a long break.
I just don't care much anymore.
I love women
Used to do that when I lived downtown in the city. Would always get tons of mires walking home with a big juicy, veiny pump. It was pure life-fuel.
>MFW live in the country now and can only drive to the gym
My ripped brother said that stretching before a workout is bad because it makes your muscles go outside of their normal range of motion or some goofy shit. Does this sound right? I don't want to pull something because I fell for the no stretch meme.
It's true only for deep static stretches ie pushing past your limits. It's good to stretch before a workout as long as its mostly dynamic stretches and some static stretches that are not very deep after you are already warmed up.
WHY HAS NOBODY TALKED ABOUT WHAT I ASKED
we got the same dubs! nice! do you like flip-o-rama?
Should I go to Anytime that’s less than a mile from my house and costs 35$/month or a PL/Strongman gym that doesn’t have cables, is 4 miles from my house, and costs 45$/month?
If I go to Anytime I’d walk there on weekends.