>want to try bouldering

>want to try bouldering
>deadly afraid of heights and that video of the guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death
What do?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sprots ?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death
    That only happens when you don't wear safety gear, moronicly reckless and have embarrassingly brittle bones.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What safety gear is going to protect your ankle in bouldering?

      If you don't ever want to get injured, you shouldn't do anything in life really.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a competitive shooter.
        I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than land on it in a weird angle so hard that it detaches from my leg

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How people can find Asian women attractive is beyond me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how people can be different from me is beyond my level of intelligence i just cant wrap my head around
            >no i was just kidding and trying to be funny

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's basically:
            >look underage
            >legal to have sex with

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              stfu roastie

              How people can find Asian women attractive is beyond me.

              it’s because bug women are small and petite, which is the exact opposite of every sheboon land whale in the west

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >stfu roastie
                I'm a man with an Asian gf

                >it’s because bug women are small and petite
                i.e. basically what I said

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based
                >t. Met my Japanese qt gf when she was 17( legal) and coomed inside her dad's car

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                she looks dead inside

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            A working peepee helps

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Downies

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              these kpop bawds do absolutely nothing for me

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love asian girls, but 99% of koreans are just so unappealing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                99% of all woman are unappealing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This one looks okay, but i mean most korean kpop idols and movie stars and what not, just look uncanny, must be all the surgery to try and look western

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's plenty of girls that don't get excessive surgeries

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                hmm, nah still can't tell, can you post more where it's clearer? preferably till you hit the image limit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah just like that, keep spamming them like a moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is dating a guy 12 years her senior
                There is still time, late bloomer bros...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would you care who some 6/10 asian broad is dating how much of a loser are you lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this one id creampie

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based Slug-enjoyer

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based Slug-enjoyer

                based slugbros

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whats her name?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Her name is Roberta Paulson.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kang Seulgi

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                koreans irl > koreans online
                elevens online > elevens irl

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love asian girls, but 99% of koreans are just so unappealing

                A working peepee helps

                How people can find Asian women attractive is beyond me.

                >tfw no AVERAGE Korean gf

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asians are dangerous.
                She could be 14 or 40.

                my girlfriend looks almost exactly like this, but she's dumb as frick, naggy, bad at sex, and takes 2 hours to put on her makeup and clothes
                literally the only reason I haven't strangled her to death is because she's incredibly cute most of the time

                >the only reason I haven't strangled her to death
                Remember, you can choke the frick out of a girl during sex - you get a free pass.
                >wife gets all pissy when I slightly bump into her walking past in the kitchen
                > 20 minutes later I'm basically strangling her and it's ok
                It keeps a marriage going, and keeps you out of jail. Just bottle up the domestic violence until you get in bed.

                kek

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But I assume Jap men like jap girls

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            asian woman are considered to be the most attractive among heterosexual men of all races. Maybe you're the one with the problem

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would not go that far but there is something special about them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                asians are the elves of real life. prove me wrong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you need leggings to do archery?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too much time on the internet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                whites are better no matter what some low test incel says

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon realizes women abuse make up
                Congrats, now wait until you find out what lengths black women go through to look presentable

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shows webm of ugly woman and still being ugly afterwards
                autism is a hell of a mental disorder

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, sorry that you seem to suffer from it. Can I donate something to help you somehow?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n n n no u!!
                an autistic incel kek i bet you have lots of good boy points for tendies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the feeling of those fricking gums on your mushroom tip.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you even lose that many teeth so young?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She would 100% look better if she just lost weight and had a good skin care routine instead of doing bongface

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                she actually looks better before because she looks like a real fricking human. all she needs to do is lose a few pound of weight and take better care of her skin by washing her face more and she could be au naturel and look FINE

                I hate the insane amount of makeup.

                t. granola girl lover

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >asian girl without makeup is still cuter than most white girls with makeup
                Have you seriously never seen a white woman without makeup before?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah your mom

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'd marry this b***h in a second with her makeup skills you could frick a new girl almost everyday

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Asians are not elves of real life. Asians are the goblins of real life.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                IMO much of it is because young Western women make themselves look ugly.Like Leanbeefpatty vs what she used to look like.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They look feminine.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              A working peepee helps

              >how people can be different from me is beyond my level of intelligence i just cant wrap my head around
              >no i was just kidding and trying to be funny

              They move autistically robotic, they’re usually flat, and they all rook same. More power to you, but not for me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they all rook same
                Nice try Chang but BWC is coming for your women

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're just like me fr
                Flat is justice

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Source? I have never once heard that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not. the "source" is *western* dating apps that aren't controlled for body size and other factors like income/economic or social status. so asian women get a massive boost from typically being from stable families, being thin, being better educated, and having more money and not being abject losers compared with your modern western whites, spicks, or Black folk.

                personally, as a white, I think white women are the best, but their sizes and personalities, and inferior brains are usually far worse than those of asian women, so I go for asian women instead.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. can't get an 8orabove/10 white girl so copes with a bugperson

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                there aren't any white girls with good personalities

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                try leaving your moms basement if she's a b***h kek

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If the white race and society weren't so sabotaged and subverted, white women would be considered the most attractive.
              Under current conditions though, yeah, probably.
              Some issues with breeding with them as a white though is the disparity in attractiveness between asian men and asian women, and the fact that white appearance being based mainly on recessive genes and those expressing a lack of a developed trait, any of that trait present will make them perceived as the nonwhite race in the admixture. So it tends to take two bleachings for them to appear half white.
              This is even ignoring the fact that between races, it is genes encoding the nervous system that are most different, with ones encoding appearance comparatively minor. There could be issues with actively socially calibrating your offspring, and in case you haven't noticed cultural marxists have been hitting miscegenated kids HARD with whiteshaming.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just have stronger genes, wealking

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >white women would be considered the most attractive.
                No they'd still age like shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How people can find Asian women attractive is beyond me.
            Here's how:
            >don't be gay

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Legal loophole if you catch my drift.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're easy. Guys with low self-esteem shoot for them because it's an easy conversion. Sad stuff, really.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on the asian woman
            I dont find moonfaces attractive, and most of them are flat in the boobs and ass department
            Also a lot of them dont like guns, thats one of two no-nos for me, the other being hostile towards anime/manga

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just like with all races, people only like the hot ones

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if people like this every have children or just camprostitute on the internet until their eggs are expired

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most gravure prostitutes end up married and with children. The b***h in the front actually ended up marrying the nerd in the back and having his child. She got back into modeling once she shed the babyweight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's got a nice butt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Low T.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk it’s like breeding a woman from a tribe you just conquered some primal instinct I get about them

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must be gay.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mo pockets mo pussy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugly and fat white men date Asian women for the same reason ugly and fat white women date black men. It's the unattractive losers of both races chasing white people as ego boosts because their cultures still value light skin regardless of how horrid a face the mixed baby has.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              melonpan?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              His kids won't look like him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucky kids.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              what I love: all white people are smiling while the Asian mother couldn't be any more disappointed. just look at her face.

              t. together with an Asian since 2014 and fed up with her dragon lady mentality. smile for everyone else, be super quite so everyone thinks you are polite and explode behind closed doors.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same. They are only nice and cute when they aren't your wife.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that guy looks like a israelite

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is he wearing his baseball cap like that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go play a triple A game with a black female lead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. Who could willingly turn away from the fat, inked-up, blue-haired, screeching feminist beauties of America in favor of hideous creatures like this?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >makeup frauding
              >light frauding
              >angle frauding
              >photoshop frauding

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. She's a mess. You should stick to American hogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO50KJpZUH8

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t care. Don’t read bucel posts

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an even bigger mystery with American women

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you. I even tried to get into them. I briefly dated one. She was Veetnameee. Dressed sexy too. But just not for me. I’ve stuck with whitey, though I do think I would enjoy Latin girls. The problem is there is a low supply of ones who aren’t too fat. There’s a low supply of non fat girls in general, but given that whites are a greater proportion of the population, I’ve had better luck finding the skinny ones. Anyways, thanks for reading my blog post

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            non-white poster detected

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              whites are clearly better you just can't get them cause you're a dyel nerd

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >clearly better
                maybe in the 90s
                now they are clearly not
                they can't even get the most basic of basics down: don't be fat
                i also personally don't like girls of other ethnicities other than japanese/korean because they're gloomy and low energy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all white girls are one far girl i've seen on tik tok
                kek this is how i know you are a terminally online incel go outside touch grass and breath fresh air you fricking homosexual also post body i need a laugh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            100% agree, they look like their male counterparts, they also look like insects and aliens. disgusting subhumans

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nooo you must be a white woman if you don't like insect people
              >t. incel

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just because some white women abuse their beauty doesn't mean I'm going to downgrade to a down-syndrome looking asiatic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly and the incels seethe while posting k pop girls who wouldn't look at them cause they are dyel kek

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry you're a homosexual, anon

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you're gay if you don't want to racemix with zipperheads and nips
              >t.moshe nota israelite

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't get it either

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a praying mantis with down syndrome

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you live where the praying mantises look like that?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NNOOOOO you're supposed to like asian bugthots instead of your own race oy vey!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You honestly sound life a homosexual

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You honestly sound life a homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anons will diss you because they only coom to top 1% Asians online, but in real life you are 100% correct.

            I visited SE Asia and the number of hot Asian girls was exceedingly limited. As soon as I got back to the USA I noticed how amazingly more attractive white girls are.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is true sadly
              the kpop idols people post here are insanely beautiful, Ive seen some of them irl
              but absolutely no regular asian woman looks like this, they all have moonfaces and stumpy bodies. its a shame

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine her finger blasting youur butthole

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >me, picturing the oil check

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          am i a weeaboo now ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine sucking her pussy while she hangs there like that haha

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im so alone bros, the split second she pulled herself up there i imagined holding her from below then her leaning back and kissing me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MzxLydo.jpg

          >want to try bouldering
          >deadly afraid of heights and that video of the guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death
          What do?

          So do people end up with joint problems after years of doing this or does it somehow make them stronger?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pulley injuries can happen if you go too hard. Doctors don't know what to do about them either because they pretty much only happen to climbers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Joints don't really strenghten like muscles do. Yea, ligaments and surrounding muscles can get a bit stronger, just like how impacts improve the strength of bones if done properly (certain types of medium impact running for example strengthens leg bones, though you risk damaging cartilage). It's a delicate balance. But these types of pulley exercises can't be good for your joints long term. Arthritis probably in her future. I don't see the point of doing shit like that. ligaments and joints don't work like muscular hypertrophy does

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it seems like that can’t be good for you. Like you can squat a pretty heavy weight in such a way to improve your mechanics and muscle activation so that you’re actually better off for it. But I don’t see how hanging on your middle fingers can be anything but bad long term

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's part of the reason why I think rock climbing and bouldering is meme shit. If you want to do it, fine. But enjoy it for the activity itself, not for fitness in general. I don't see the point of taking on unnecessary joint damage and damaging your hands, feet, and potentially rotater cuffs as well.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                being able to climb is a.solid skill everyone should have.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do get a lot stronger, but you need proper load management for several years. Tendons strengthen very slowly. Pockets (like in this video) aren't really all that bad for your finger joints though (the most common injury from pockets is a lumbrical tear. That is a muscular injury that heals quickly.). It's crimps you should be afraid of

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what 'cha shoot?
          I shoot competitive .22 rifle in Texas and used to be ranked with pistol in Maryland.

          (obviously I also shoot shotgun and others, but a 25/25 trap doesn't impress anyone when you start competing.)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those wrinkles on her head are so unfortunate

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go to the nearest mirror and raise your eyebrows

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This made the fricked up tendons in my middle fingers cringe

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ugly praying mantis with down syndrome

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zero
          >zero
          >zero

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        1st thing you need to do in bouldering is learn how to fall. It's something most climbing gyms teach you before letting you in
        I've been bouldering for 4 years now never having a real injury

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been to bouldering gyms all over the country and never once have I been shown how to fall. Bouldering can be risky because even if you know how to fall, you can't account for every situation. The broken ankle video is just hugely unfortunate.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure the ankle video is fake. How the frick would you generate enough force from that height to not only snap your bones but your entire foot right the frick off

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              leverage is a frick

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is real, he posted a post-surgery and rehab update on Instagram

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't live in Africa
            To be fair I do only go to the one gym in town and they filter out the morons before letting them in

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >never having a real injury
          Sounds like soccer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bones in general are way more brittle than people think. There's a false illusion of safety because bones work by not being remotely sore right up until breaking point regardless of stress, but then suddenly go.

      I worked in a spinal rehab clinic and a huge amount of the guys were stocky polacks who simply fell over their feet slightly wrong and ended up with fractured backs and skulls.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stocky polacks
        so just don't be fat and stupid and you won't crack your skull open simply walking, what a fricking revelation you've given us.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a false illusion of safety because bones work by not being remotely sore right up until breaking point regardless of stress, but then suddenly go.
        Dunno, I can feel my bones being bent and being stressed so it makes it feel like my bone might snap any moment and lets me know to back off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude probably never touched a weight in his entire life. I once was fighting a bjj tournament and while I was going for a takedown, the other guy jump guarded me and fell over my thigh and my knee bent sideways almost completely. The ref stopped the fight and asked if I was ok, and we proceeded to fight regardless.
      I had a sore knee for 3 weeks straight but that's beside the point. What saved me was weight training, although I can squat just 3pl8 for 1rm. If i didn't lift, I'd certainly have a torn ligament.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have embarrassingly brittle bones.
      Fractures can occur due to constant stress on the bone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't wear "safety gear" when bouldering. The precautions are padded flooring, avoiding climbing near people or objects, and landing safely.

      I saw that webm and I would question whether it's real if the guy fell on Concrete, let alone padded flooring. Unless he's some gay with glass bones syndrome or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a friend hit the corner of a pad at a bad angle after a 10 foot fall while descending from a successful finish. They hit vertically feet first, but struck the pad right at the edge of their left foot, pushing it inward with a twisting motion. The body kept moving but the foot stayed still. The ankle and foot rotated independent of each other. By the time the rest of them landed on their side their foot was 90 degrees off axis, so the sole was facing up to the sky when lying on their side. You could see bone sticking through, blood was trickling everywhere, and the shocked little gasping breaths they made immediately afterwards and the way they shook, turned white afterwards, and got deathly quiet, will go with me to the grave.

      I still like climbing, but don't get it twisted, you can REALLY frick yourself up doing it. Gravity is a harsh mistress and doesn't frick around, and even if you're doing things right

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't the crash pad be placed directly underneath the climber? Shouldn't somebody be spotting at that height?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was, they hit at the intersection of two pads on a pretty well-spread covering and the leg and foot slipped between, so to speak.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At the bouldering gyms I go to the crash pads extend out in every direction enough that you can't miss them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the modern style because accidents like the one I saw happened when you used to have pads you'd drag around at gyms - there were always gaps, however small.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no cross eyed monkey bug gf

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just chase an Asian girl up a route that'll keep your mind occupied

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Imagine that if you catch up you get to rape her. Just remember not to actually rape her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not rape if no one hears her say no.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine chasing a prize, succeeding in catching the prize, then shrugging and 360 walking away from the prize

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such is life in the civilised world
          >ywn know the joy of kidnapping a woman and forcibly impregnating her until she finally gives in and falls in love with you

          It's not rape if no one hears her say no.

          Logically this is true but legally I'm uncertain

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How people can find Asian women attractive is beyond me.

        Both based

        I will stick with my orthodox Bulgarian gf

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't, you'll be mogged by flexi skinny guys in front of their hot vegan gf.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay flexy fren
    https://youtube.com/shorts/scIV4JLt9Zk?si=WBnx2TZFT75XEwvO

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thought that video was real
    how do you manage to tie your shoes and wipe your own ass each day?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it happened at my gym Black person
      check the guy's instagram it's @waxbeta and he has a whole album of recovery pics on it
      he's able to walk again but I don't think he can climb anymore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus it's actually real. Honestly thought it was fake lmao. Well in response to OP just don't be a moron and manage risk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has an onlyfans
        Little homosexual deserved it

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go and try it. Shit like that is literal one in ten thousand or some shit. You're probably more likely to snap your shit up doing deadlifts or squats than hurting yourself seriously while climbing.
    Fear of heights is a b***h but I had that at the start as well and it does get better.
    I'm not gonna overly shill bouldering because I got bored of it myself (plateaued because of high bodyweight and the gym was too slow setting new routes), but it is fun and you'll get grip strength like you wouldn't believe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gym was too slow setting new routes
      this is a real killer, I swear last year when I started going to a new gym, they left up the same fricking routes on one of the walls for two months which is just ridiculous
      no one is working on their pRoJEcT for more than like 4 or 5 sessions so routes really don't need to be left up for more than a month max.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the gym I can just not egolift, use safeties and common and sense. Then my risk of serious injury is basically zero.
      When climbing I have to risk falling off somewhat uncontrolled when attempting harder climbs

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're full

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why anyone would go bouldering beyond the age of 18 is beyond me. Risking injury for what? Proving something to someone? I'm not even making a single penny from doing it. It's like when you hear about someone fricking up their knee playing basketball or any sportsball at some park with randoms. For what? You weren't even making money. Now you have an injury. moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you heard of the concept of fun anon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably Albanian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what fun is unless its shit posting behind a computer screen, sad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 40 and I have been bouldering for 4 months. I got bored of lifting at the gym so I joined a climbing gym. I actually look forward to going and I've developed a lot of strength and skill. I actually started lifting again to help me develop strength to help me climb.
      Plus the community is excellent. I've made a lot of friends because you actually talk at a climbing gym.

      it's part of the reason why I think rock climbing and bouldering is meme shit. If you want to do it, fine. But enjoy it for the activity itself, not for fitness in general. I don't see the point of taking on unnecessary joint damage and damaging your hands, feet, and potentially rotater cuffs as well.

      You just have to give your body rest time. Let it heal between sessions and you'll be fine.

      I started 3 month ago,
      warm up yourself, legs, fingers, ankles, EVERYTHING
      its so easy to overdue and get injured, still love to climb

      Oh yeah, and warm up. I'm naturally flexible so I usually don't though. Ymmv.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    go out and do real life bouldering.
    bouldering in a gym is cringe and basically rock climbing, requires actual technique, and if you frick it up you get injured sometimes.

    in real life, bouldering is 95% safe ish just climbing up a couple of rocks. like you can just stop if something looks unsafe and go back down or go around it. you can even just climb up and down the same rock for like 30 minutes.

    this is basically what I go out and do except I dont care about dieing so I go hard and do more complicated climbing stuff but none the less it absolutely shreds my entire body after a couple hours and i can barely move after it. great whole body workout.
    I'd highly recommend disregarding your safety and ignoring death because the adrenaline you get from more difficult climbs pushes your body very hard and you can get a lot of muscle incredibly fast.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a "bouldering" gym. I height and muscle mogged every single man there and I'm 5'9" and 175lbs.

    The rest of the men there were all short, skinny dudes with no muscle and idiot hipster style.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heights
    Good news, bouldering is done at up to 6 meters. Depending on the gym they may have taller panels but those are for climbing with a rope.
    >snap ankle
    lol, that video is fake + they have those mattresses so it doesn't even hurt when you fall. If you want extra precautions just watch any video on judo when they teach how to fall.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally seen a shin break just like that video from bouldering though.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST looking to get into bouldering
    please don't ruin this like everything else you touch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late. Find another hobby

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Agreed, disgusting little asiatics. All the copers replying to you genuinely pretend there's no skinny decent white women. I'm reality they're just not good enough to be in contact with them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a fat girl reading a thread about, of all things, climbing and qt Asian women. It's like double the seethe.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    VR goggles + simulator
    thank me later

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how weak do you have to be to break your ankle falling like 5 to 10 ft onto a pad?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i broke my ankle doing a backflip at ground level...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no calcium homie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are vitamin D deficient.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a bugman too weak and brittle as a Black person is dumb of a israelite is greedy

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a boulder in my pants

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i follow this girl on instagram, shes insanely cute and insanely strong. also she has the cutest little feets ;D

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do cute bug women do climbing? it destroys their dainty fingers and toes. climbers are disgusting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are small and light

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your response is irrelevant, but good attempt at reading comprehension, ramirez

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's easier to pull yourself up if you weigh 90lbs and you wont shatter all your bones when you slip and fall

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do cute bug women do climbing? it destroys their dainty fingers and toes. climbers are disgusting
            try again, por favor

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gross toesucker

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asian women have the absolute worst feet.
                Latina > White > Indian > black > Asian

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Asians are immune to fall damage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And toight
        >toight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, you couldnt pull me out of her with a crowbar

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more afraid of being shown up by a woman and demoralized.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >excellent at bouldering and rock climbing
    >unrelated elbow injury in 2022 when I fell off a bar
    >every time i get a small amount of height the trauma comes back and i dont want to fall

    its never-ending torture, and my elbow didn't even heal properly

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    start by joining a judo club. They will teach you how to fall safely in multiple different ways and you'll get to practice it at the start of each session. You'll also get thrown around.
    Then, when bouldering, you just stay aware. I started by bouldering outside with no crashpad. You just have to know when your grip might fail or your shoe might slip and you jump before it happens.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is you can't climb above a certain grade if you jump every time you aren't 100% certain in your feet holding.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You feetgay made a whole science out of your fetish, it's really weird as an outsider

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like with furries, the internet made footgays think their paraphilia is actually normal. I don't care what anyone jacks off to, but stop bringing it up every minute opportunity you get.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they believe that

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started bouldering this month. You get used to it. Only negative thing I would say is there are too man Asians. But I just ignore them.

    AMA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't the mexicans have an unfair advantage?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The challenge of bouldering is not just moving your weight. It's finding leverage to move your weight. Short mexicans can't reach enough to get good leverage, have less options on the climb because some spots can't be reached, and heck they can't even do most of the more difficult climbs.

        South americans can't boulder. They can hike like a motherfricker though. Fricking Ecuadorians especially. God's custom built sherpas.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when will you stop being a b***h boy and start learning lead climbing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        when I'm not fat and would pull my partner up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started 3 month ago,
      warm up yourself, legs, fingers, ankles, EVERYTHING
      its so easy to overdue and get injured, still love to climb

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine some IST powershitter trying to climb

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no mountains where I live.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bonering

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deadly afraid of heights and that video of the guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death

    Anyone have the video of the Israeli breaking her arm?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    at every bouldering gym you go to there will be super easy holds that go in a straight line for downclimbing when you reach the top of the route

    all you do is finish the route, grab hold of one of those, then by the time you get to the last one you're like a foot off the ground

    it's true that if you're really pushing a grade you might be high up and go for a hold and take a bad fall, but even in that case more likely than not you'll be good as long as you don't stick your arms out and try to catch yourself or something like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be afraid of heights / falling
      >finally get to the top of the tallest route in the gym
      >oh frick now I need to get down
      >sweat harder than getting up
      >scramble halfway down and hop off the rest

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that video of the guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death
    thats a fake video

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s talking about a fake video where the guys bone pops out of his leg when he falls. I guess it’s somewhat convincing but clearly fake

      If you're talking about that asian guy whose foot fell off from falling that was fake.

      >fake

      The 50 Cent Party is here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ that actually made my heart stop for a second.
        This is why you practice safety.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really think you can tear 90% of your foot off without a single drop of blood spilling? I think you need to lurk more rekt threads fren.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You did see he was Asian, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rewatching this honestly makes me feel better about climbing.
        As soon as he left the wall her tensed up like an olympic high jumper and even locked his joints. Dumbest thing you could do. Also makes it look pretty fake.
        I think it's either completely faked, including his recovery, or he tries to get dramatic fall videos for social media and fricked up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s fake
          No, you’re just a moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        can someone post a screenshot? I can't bear to watch the actual video again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its some asian twink with weak bones probably didn't drink enough milk since they aren't real people and are lactose intolerant

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know I've seen it before but I don't wanna watch the whole video I just want to see a screenshot

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't really go more than 6 feet above the ground bouldering and there's mats. You seem to be thinking of slab

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s talking about a fake video where the guys bone pops out of his leg when he falls. I guess it’s somewhat convincing but clearly fake

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to bail? You can easily fall 10 feet with no injury if you just accept you're falling.
    Use mats if you're climbing an overhang.
    The only injuries I've ever seen were snapped tendons, usually by being stupid or guys who were roiding and their tendons couldn't grow as fast as the muscle.

    Also, despite her buck-tooth thing going on, she's pretty cute.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're talking about that asian guy whose foot fell off from falling that was fake.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian women are best get

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Learn to fall.
    >Wear safety rope
    That's it. If you're in a big city, you can find gyms with moated boulders.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bouldering doesn’t really get that high off the ground anon, it’s much safer than rock climbing, the highest point in the bouldering gym near me is an archway that goes a bit higher than a typical 1story roof. You’re not scared of a 5ft fall onto a big fluffy mat are you anon?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ankle
    Mother fricker his whole foot came off.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn i wanna have sexual intercourse with this asiatic

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this asiatic is fkn strong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a competitive shooter.
      I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than land on it in a weird angle so hard that it detaches from my leg

      https://i.imgur.com/MzxLydo.jpg

      >want to try bouldering
      >deadly afraid of heights and that video of the guy absolutely wrecking his ankle in a fall scared me to death
      What do?

      Can I have this asiatic's IG account name please?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please respond.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please respond.

        https://www.instagram.com/min_zzzza/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can go jerk off now. Thank you.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pewdiepie does it a lot. I'm worried he will get injured.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you care? are you his boyfriend or something lol

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I'm 38, weight 210lbs and I've been bouldering for 5 years without any injury worth mentioning. Also outside, which is much more risky compared to cozy indoor gym.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Steppe pill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greetings from kazakhstan, i love women so much its unreal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kazakh women are unbearable, they will sell a dude out if they find another one that makes a dollar more.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy sexo give me a khazak green card now

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We got a simp posting the most fraudulent of Asian women; plastic South Koreans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have never seen high society Chinese women apparently

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just climb back down

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an autistic incel kek i bet you have lots of good boy points for tendies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body i know you won't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't do it the fear makes your hands sweat and you'll fall

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bouldering is fun

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > People claim asians aren't cross eyed.

    They naturally are, I can't do the cross-eyed shit.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to rock climbing gym
    >reach tippy top
    >have safety vest on
    >look down
    >freeze up
    >clinging on for my dear life now
    >workers notice
    >they start drawing attention to me
    >you have to descend! just kick off the all and the vest with counter balance you!
    >nope.jpeg
    >one of the workers climbs up to me
    >kicks me off as we slowly descend rebounding with the wall each time
    >feel completely embarrassed
    frick rock climbing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you’re a beginner and thus have beginner fears
      >experienced people help you overcome that issue
      And you’re embarrassed somehow? 100% you’re duel fricking loser lmao.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work in a climbing gym and have had to save a few teenage girls from the wall before, dont worry about it.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking about your sexual preferences
    Start talking about bouldering

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      white women are always better also boulding is for dyel gays frick off beck to your subreddit homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts a 10/10 instagram model
        now post the average white woman (weight: 80kg)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can’t even send a V0
        Kwab

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't care you can't bench two plates let alone 3 kek

          >posts a 10/10 instagram model
          now post the average white woman (weight: 80kg)

          post the average zipperhead then cause it ain't the k pop girls

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She barely got lips though making out with her's not gonna be as much fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >making out with a 9/10 won't be fun
          yeah you're a homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't read
      sexo

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't remember he name, panda something, but this is a Chinawoman I actually think is attractive looking.
    Though other pics she doesn't look that good and might be Eurasian.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PotasticPanda

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes Korean. She also has a blurred nude hot tub video you can easily google for a good fap.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're in Ontario I can take you to one of two clubs I'm a member in for free.

    Falling is a non-issue, just learn some Judo and you'll train yourself to fall just fine. I've fallen off my bike, down staircases, on a fence, on people, on asphalt, etc. and I'm still fine because I always fall correctly. Just pancake yourself and you'll be fine, do the opposite of what you do when diving so increase surface area as much as possible. If you do a dive like you would in water you'll be badly injured.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have anything against climbers if they didn't have that cult behavior and constantly pretend the reason they can do shit is that they're "actually stronger because..." instead of them just being 100lbs with a middle schooler's level of pull-up ability. The finger boards especially.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You basically have two options:
    1. don’t do it
    2. do it anyway

    Choose wisely

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between bouldering and climbing. For climbing you need safety gear and another guy holding your rope down there. However with bouldering you don't climb that high. Even if you fall you don't fall that much and the mattress is thick as frick. I recommend to try it out because it's really fun. The only downside is that you'll hit a skill wall pretty fast where you are going to need a trainer to teach you how to deal with the gimmicks of harder routes. But if you climb like once a week then even begginer routes provide much fun for like half a year before you get bored of them.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a heavy guy remember to tape the everliving shit out of your fingers because you're gonna rip them day one

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This lower case only roastie has been seething for 2 days straight now LMAO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who complains about Asian women is without a doubt a seething post wall white roastie.
      The only people I've ever heard irl complain about Asian women are post wall white roasties, and they all use the same arguments you see seething anons use. Not once have I ever seen a man say the same things.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's white girls in general for some reason, except for the weeby, nerdy ones.A friend of mine (tall, attractive blonde) always went on about how Asians are gross,annoying and how she never understood how anyone could find them attractive until she became friends with a Vietnamese girl

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women already hate each other. Makes sense that white women would hate Asian women especially.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still not pisting body
        ok dyel go back to /LULZ/

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone who complains about Asian women is without a doubt a seething post wall white roastie.
        I don't complain , I just hate Japanese Americana woman , on the other side tho I really dig the ghetto zipperheads.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Asian girls have such kino silky hair all the time?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she is still going

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my girlfriend looks almost exactly like this, but she's dumb as frick, naggy, bad at sex, and takes 2 hours to put on her makeup and clothes
      literally the only reason I haven't strangled her to death is because she's incredibly cute most of the time

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared of heights too, also whenever I'm near an edge I feel it pulling me towards it and I panic.
    I've gone climbing a few times in indoor gyms, you still have that fear but you do it anyway.
    I imagine after a few times it will get better but I've only done it 2-3 times iirc.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    forgot your meds today?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least try to change up the writing style from time to time so it's not so painfully obvious

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn
      thats one strong bug

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heights are scawy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this asiatic please?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's no asiatic, it's a Thai.
        Minnie from (G)-Idle

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I need to frick Thai prostitutes again.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 out of 6 human reactions

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyels don't like when you pick on their bugwomen kek

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thai girls are lovely.

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