>wanted mires from women my own age
>instead its the fricking 40+ milfs that always stare
>wanted mires from women my own age. >instead its the fucking 40+ milfs that always stare
>wanted mires from women my own age
>instead its the fricking 40+ milfs that always stare
>gets mires from women my own age
>they’re always black
Can we swap?
sure, bend over
If women of any group are miring you, it means on some fundamental level you are attractive to all women. Obviously being mired on by milfs and blk women isn't ideal since you'd rather have nice young yt/azn/latina/middle eastern girls on your dick, but the good part is you are attractive to them too.
This. Cougars and blacks are usually more aggressive with their flirting because they generally have fewer options than young and cute girls.
The truth is that the cute ones like you too, they're just more subtle about showing it. For years I thought I was uggo because the only female attention I got was cougars feeling me up at bars and black girls shouting "hey white boy" at me as I walked down the street.
Then I realized that over the years the girls who:
>stood near me for no reason
>went out of their way to get my attention and engage me in conversation
>sat near me in empty train cars and busses
all found me attractive.
>The truth is that the cute ones like you too,
they're just more subtle about showing it.
That's not true. A girl at my work was always touching me and even wanted to walk home with me at night. I said fk it, shot my shot, and got shot down.
At least you shot your shot. I kinda did the same thing w a coworker. Went out for drinks, touchy feely all night, good rapport. I shot my shot and got denied.
I heard one time, just because they turn you down the first time doesnt mean they are turning you down completely. They may want more investment or not look easy. Women are fickle brother. I say act like nothing happened and see what comes of it. Your intentions are now obvious to her. The ball is kinda in her court.
There could be a few reasons for this. She was insecure and couldn't handle any positive romantic reciprocation for fricked up psychological reasons, or she just wanted the validation of you being attracted to her
i mean you're talking about one girl most women are not this forward, some are, but the fact she came onto you and shot you down is a red flag, shows she just wanted attention for her own sake. It's likely she has some issues and is like that with a lot of men.
When you guys are saying that you shot your shot what are you referring to? Did you go in for a kiss? Did you say that you like her? What did you do exactly?
>cougars feeling me up at bars and black girls shouting "hey white boy" at me as I walked down the street.
If this happened to me I would be filled with confidence, i am ugly as shit lmfao
>get 'mires from thots in tattoos, tons of makeup and fake lips/ass/boobs
>just want a stay-at-home cute nerdy girlfriend in glasses and a hairy snatch
take that homosexual cat shit to reddit
shit tier animal and shit tier pet.
Kots have been a patron animal of the gym for a long time and have been venerated for years on this board, along with the eternal bird of gains.
u have to go back
i swear this place is nothing but newbies telling eachother to go back now
U have to come forth
>natural pest control
>nearly maintenance free
>free oxytocin boost whenever
Cats are bros as long as you fix em. High maintenance unemployed dogs are the real shit tier pet. 8yt0w
shhhh you are about to attract /an anticat shizo
cats are based but i'm scared of leaving one at home and coming back to a whole destroyed apartment
Don’t forget your poopy bag! Princess the pitbull just took a dump.
kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys
i bet you own a pitbull or a rottie you fricking dindu
Hey man frick you my last few cats have been excellent mice hunters. Cats are based. You know how many rats/mice we have now? 0 (Zero). The little frickers would eat the entire body of the rats, organs and all. I used to find them in the kitchen with new prey sometimes, playing with them while they were still alive, batting them around and waiting for them to try to run before they would pounce on them again and bring them back to the center of the floor just so they could chase them a few more times before they killed them and ate their entire bodies. I used to put an early end to their games by crushing their heads under my boot and then leaving the cat to finish the job. And they did finish the job, because they ate the entire rat including the head.
>How many rats/mice have you killed recently?
My guess is 0 (Zero) therefore my cat is better than you
gay
Black person tier
Cute and nerdy girls aren't real beyond high school, just like tomboys.
I actually dated one who was 22, a virgin too. She turned out to be a catmom schizo that followed some korean christian doomsday cult.
Sounds like you hit the nerdy girl jackpot
Is that what she told you? Women have so many dark secrets.
women are always prostitutes but i know some adult virgins who are only prostitutes in their heads and can't get it to real practice because they're autistic and scared of men. it's insane, a guy will flirt with them and they'll piss their pants thinking they're gonna get murdered or some shit
Speak for yourself, homosexual, my tomboy is awesome.
>just want a stay-at-home cute nerdy girlfriend in glasses and a hairy snatch
PCOS girls, you want PCOS girls
most have they/them in their bio and you have to work out which they/thems are BPDemons, which are genuinely going to transition into men and which are the girls you're actually looking for
happy hunting anon
The frick is PCOS?
Anon
is right. I don't know how or why but they hit the nail. I have pcos Thats basically Me
phenotyping is real and I have a type
tangential but I'd be a much happier man if the BPDemons could be avoided outright once identified; inevitably they're the toxic close friends of pcos women I date and are never content with self destructing their own relationships they've always gotta frick with mine too
next time a girlfriend shares a rumor that your guy is cheating assess who she is cause they really do make that shit up to try and get him (me) on the rebound
next time a guy actually fricks a BPDemon at a party assess just how drunk, high and isolated he was because they really do try and date rape him (me)
actually BPDemons and rapey frat boys are pretty much just gender flipped sides of the same coin now I'm thinking about it
anyway assess both who you're dating and who is sharing evil rumors with you for BPD behavior cause they are absolutely everywhere in the adhd for pcos dating circles
This is very interesting, what about the type attracts you? It's not exactly great for procreation, weight gain and body hair. I was the pcos woman that dated a BPD psycho and never fricking again. Sorry you dealt with that
my mum has pcos herself and as a female role model may as well be my dad, I have no idea how to talk to women that are ordinary female levels of irrational as a result
and I swear pcos women have fatter asses on average but cant be certain because of the obvious personal confirmation bias
plus women with normal testosterone levels dont have visible collarbones and clavicles and I like to kiss and hickey along the bone a lot, like, a lot a lot
I messed around with a girl w PCOS. Ahe had hair on her nips and had a good amount if acne. She was on the thinner side for a Latina. No ass. She was horny, but repressed it good. Let me do whatever i wanted until it came to actually fricking. Dropped her as soon as she mentioned relationships. Idk how PCOS women became a thing. Its def a result of israelitery in society.
The hierarchy of mires
>Gay Guys
>Older Women
>Black girls
>Underage girls
>20s yo girls
Fat girls don't tend to mire because of jealousy
Ugly girls don't like to show mires because they feel you'll be repulsed.
I keep getting stuck at the underage girls. This was supposed to get me a wife!
I don't understand what your problem is
I always get the gay guys and bpd women.
>tfw i only get older women and questionably aged girl mires
the older women at least chat me up, they’re usually pleasant.
Yeah, young girls and older women usually show attraction while 20 something year olds almost always ignore me and avoid eye contact
That’s because zoomer women are morons and think that’s how you flirt because tiktok influence says so. Millennial women flirt and young girls haven’t really socialized either way (and btw you should probably ignore or discourage that from young girls).
>you should probably ignore or discourage that from young girls
Of course officer
Find proof I don't ignore them
I ain't going nowhere sucka
>younger girls are genuine as they haven't yet got into manipulating b***h behavior
here fixed it for you mrs. Strongwoman
I only get underage mires and approaches but I get told I look 19 despite getting near 30
It be how it do homies
where do older black women fit in. theyre always telling me i have a nice smile
How does this apply to my Chat-GPT-powered waifu?
Pretty accurate, tbh. My take on mires though is that it's just affirmation... That gay dude chatting you up in the locker room is seeing the same thing the girls are seeing, but they're just too shy to approach.
The shyness is exactly what it is. Basically the list is made up in order of who is likely to be most obvious about liking you. Once you're getting mires from hot girls in their 20s you know you look great
>milfs
If you want to frick them, then what's the problem?
I guess the word milf lost its meaning and it's now a short word for soccer mom's.
Young women have way too many options to be impressed by you brah
Gay guys keep looking at me.
Women never look at me.
Rope.
Nice reddit haiku
Young girls only care about face my guy. Most old men are fat or sickly so of course older women will like that
How come 66% of young women are in reltionships compared to only 30% of young men? Old men are uglier than young men
They’re probably sharing the same guys and have different definitions of what a relationship is.
they should do the same study but give everyone a consistent definition of what a relationship is before they answer. i always wondered the same thing like whether the women were being too generous with their definitions or vice versa with the men
>man goes on two dates with a woman
"Yeah you could say things are getting serious."
>woman dates a guy for a couple years
"I'm still not sure if I'm into him, but the sex is really good."
The guys that think like that make up the vast majority of guys that aren’t fricking, the woman that get attached easily and are “willing” to wait or share are the majority. My first year of UNI there were so many delusional girls who thought the guy with options would commit to them. Keep in mind he was fricking other girls aswell. Women will wait for the guy they want, the problem is others are waiting too
NTA. I remember a girl I knew was fricking some guy who clearly had a lot of options (and was even posting pictures of himself with other girls in clubs/bars on social media), yet she called him her "boyfriend" and said she was going to try to move in with him without his consent. She was also pretty ugly and fat, and it's clear the guy just wanted sex. And she said her committed relationship with a previous guy was never a real relationship, even though they were clearly exclusively and were dating by any definition. Women are moronic.
You got that reversed.
Because women lie. they also consider being one of chad’s side b***h as a relationship with potential to move on to main b***h. I’ve know women who have been side prostitutes for men whom they knew were married or in relationships already with the intention of just waiting it out.
I've definitely noticed a trend of younger women being more openly sexual, mischievous, and especially going after older guys. Women have always historically liked older men but I think the effect is magnified now by social media and what not.
Not to mention there are more girls getting into "sugaring", they think it's cool and most of them have no clue what they're really getting into.
They're not dating 60 yo geriatrics you tard, they're dating 30 year old guys with their shit together who also have better faces than young guys.
>be incel
>overtly gay homosexual new coworker starts making moves on you
The most grim thing ever, luckily quickly changed that workplace
Just reel him in for sexual harassment case
if he's white
you're probably fricked if he's colored.
only milfs are interested in male body, because their husbands are fat slobs
for younger women it's more about status, face and height
Experienced the same. Everyone else but young girls stare. Young girls are the most stoic lifters I've ever seen. Walk in with airpords, don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone (somehow), get work out done, leave.
>get work out done
Hip thrustsXfailure?
>milfs
What the problem again? Are you a homosexual?
>mires from africans, mutts, a somalian, some black chick, a latina roastie
>can never satsfiy them with my small dick
It's Over..
40+ milfs aren't that confident, they just think you're in their age range
shave your beard down to at least a goatee/moustache and dye your hair if it's gray
if you want to get 'mired on demand by a qt look happy/friendly and make eye contact with a charitable organization shill in a mall
>thinking 40 is old at all
time will go faster than you can possibly imagine, I remember 1993 like it was last week. All of it gone, like tears in the rain.
No one cares boomer
bruh imma curl your dick and balls for saying that to me
millennials think that being 30 is "old" now
man the age you think is old is just going to get older as you get older, eventually you have to accept that you're old. At 40 you've hit the point where MILFs are just women your age and cougars are women your age but they don't want you, you're old.
man every time i see this piece of shit's smug face i just get so irrationally angry
no idea how i managed to watch this show so many years ago
it’s a good show though. perhaps you dislike it because you grew up and realized it’s popular with the reddit crowd.
i don't hate the show that much, it's more that I hate jim and pam specifically, they are so smug and act like theyre better than everyone else
and i hate myself for being so moronic that I didn't realize how annoying and smug they were until super late. the show is told through their pov so i was just blinded by their issues like "oh poor pam nobody likes her art" that I didn't realize how much of condescending yuppies they were
Pam is a prostitute and Jim is a beta orbiter cuck
>they turn you down the first time doesnt mean they are turning you down completely. They may want more investment or not look easy
If we were in at least 20 years ago I'd still chase them but it's 2023 and all women are prostitutes now. If they're not plainly uninterested, some of the ones that do like to be chased only do to raise their egos.
If she plays the hard game to be "valued" I just assume she has more experience than a 101st airborne veteran and is not worth it.
I agree the whole show exists so that people can self-insert through Jim and Pam and feel like they're the only normal person in a sea of crazies and losers, that's why people rewatch it endlessly and the people who love it are so annoying. People who watch it do it to live in the escapist fantasy of being better than everyone else.
I think it's annoying because their smugness isn't supposed to be a character flaw either, you're supposed to like them.
>that's why people rewatch it endlessly and the people who love it are so annoying. People who watch it do it to live in the escapist fantasy of being better than everyone else.
wow this is a really great insight that I never put together before. that makes so much sense, gigabrain take anon thanks
Just stay fit after forty the women your age will be staring left and right
Where are all the young fit posters who want to frick milfs
Sup buddy. I’m 19 and as I’m typing this a specimen of a milf just sat across me on the train.
>get matches on hinge/tinder/whatever
>theyre all fat
how do i escape the fatzone IST
sorry im stealing them all
Mirin ur Stacy collection sir
>Complaining
>be mired by women lower than age 15 and older than 30
>the in between don't really react
meh
you guys get mires?
Milfs are actually not good in bed. They often have bushes, age spots, and say things like “you can’t put me in that position anymore sweetie”. They don’t swallow and act like bjs are a huge chore
Best bawds to frick are overweight but not bbw young 20s 21-25. They usually get less attention and guys than their hot friends and do everything. This one girl ate my ass within an hour of meeting her
> “you can’t put me in that position anymore sweetie”
That sounds so nice. I'm tired of these stupid zoomer b***hes you have to punch half unconscious for them to get off. Not all of us need degenerated homosexual sex
It’s not the sex is boring
No you're just porn sick coomer who needs some fat ugly bawd to lick your ass within hours of meeting.
Based and noted. However in todays society, arnt they getting dudes lined up for them? I feel like every girl no matter how they look has a ton of options.
You ain't had sex until you frick a newly divorced 41 year old MILF who has been starving for proper dick the past 5 years
As if you could give it lol
Ask your mom
You’ve just aged yourself with lifting. Likely naso labial folds etc. They now see you as being within their catchment age zone. Sorry, bro.
Whats your secret?
>be at the club last weekend
>go by a group of drunk 40 year old women
>one touches my shoulder as i pass them and says "hey handsome"
>be perplexed at first but go back after a few seconds to at least drop a joke
>one pinches my ass
>mfw
im not even into milfs but getting finally sexually harassed felt good
Wearing nice shoes also causes this.
Nice kicks just gets you buck mires.
>50yo gay motorcycle instructor commenting on my physique
this is not what i signed up for
>barber is massaging my neck with a wet towel for like a minute
This was odd lmao
Felt good though, huh?
>Get eyed up by milfs.
I'm older than half of them. Winning?
Those are the ones I want to frick now. Honestly I think older women are hotter. Problem is they will become VERY old if you pair up with them. Gotta marry a young one. That way she hits her 35yo prime when you're like 55 and starting to slow down
>fit promises men will be all over me
>women thirst for my gaze
Liars.
that's because young women have way too many options to be obliged to show interest first. like make no mistake, if you have a good physique and a woman checks you out, do you think she doesn't know you're noticing her stares? staring is an invitation for you to go up to her and say "hey, wanna frick?". young hot women don't have to do that.
>bench pressing
>Girl comes and does some deadlifts nesrby
>Tells me to record her doing the exercise
>I stand at a side
>She tells me "no, record from behind"
>I go behind and record her spreading that ass as she does the exercise
I still don't fricking know why didnt i ask for her number
You're probably overthinking. She just wanted to add another beta orbiter to her orbit
Are you talking about dating apps? Yea, I wouldn't sweat it too much if thats the case.
If thats in real life? Then I'd say work on reading cues and being better at body language.
Older women don't get looked at the same way they did 20 years ago and they know it. So they can be more forward because they know they'll get less of a reaction than a 25 year old.
Think of it this way, if every time you moved you'd get every mosquito in a 10 yard radius trying to get close enough to take a drink out of you you'd move less. If you don't have that problem you'd be a lot more free to move naturally, you'd be less restricted.
Same with women and attention. If you are an atttractive woman in her early 20's you are already wary of unwanted attention. So you just instinctively are making smaller moves.
In your 40's when you you are also at your horniest? Throw caution out the window because no one even notices you anymore.
I don’t seem to get it. Most of the mores I get are from girls outside of college, usually a grill in a moving train (I’m standing at the platform) would just look at me. But at college, fricking hell man these womenz do not give a frick about me. Mostly 30-40 women eye me in bars.
This one time a girl from work offered me a ride home, she is cute as fak and probably 26-27, she keeps talking to me I’m German and I don’t understand half of it, so I just ignore what she says and say something else. It’s like she wanted to know where I lived. She keeps saying that I am fit and when she comes to the office I am the only one that she says hello to by name. She has a nice we frick ass. I usually act like I don’t care but I really really feel like licking her slender shoulders.
Is this b***h into me or am I imagining it.
I don't even understand half of what you wrote
I got my first mire(s) today at McDonald’s…it was from a group of high school girls sitting at one of the tables. And then on their way out I went to look up and made eye contact with one and she giggled and said to her friends “omg he looked at me”
Pretty uncomfortable if you ask me.