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  1. 10 months ago
    Chud Anon

    Owning libtards increases test production

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kn1zdBC.jpg

      Hey, men like Bernie sanders will be remembered too. For being cowardly pushover cucks!

      lmfao

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people in the hair transplant community suspect that he got 2 FUE transplants done at Hasson & Wong in Canada. And that he's been taking Finasteride for years to maintain his transplants.

    Personally, I don't recommend Finasteride or Dutasteride because it permanently fricked up my dick and balls. And the consultation that I did with Hasson & Wong gave me a time estimate of several months out and a cost of around $20,000.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I don't recommend Finasteride or Dutasteride because it permanently fricked up my dick and balls.

      Given the number of kids Musk is squirting out his dick and balls seem to be working pretty well

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, one became a troony

        Take that as you wish

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the kid was influenced by the crazy mother, how is that relevant?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            out of the 2 dozen troonyism causes we know of, at least half are muh genetics or gay chemicals, so it's not too far fetched for the kid's brain to have gotten trannied up due to elon's swimmers getting fricked by troony meds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The minority of people who get fin sides are incredibly vocal about it, if you look at the actual statistics sides are fairly rare, only 5% of people get noticeable sides and they’re usually subtle. I’ve been using fin for 6 months and I’m completely fine, just with a recovering hairline and density lul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fin fricked up my dick too with numbness, crappy erections and weird ejaculation so I stopped. Now all the hair it grew back is gone and I still have some sides. Do any docs have a good reputation at FUE in the USA?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, look - another person who got fricked by Finasteride, even though the studies clearly show that it's extremely rare. Hmm. It's almost as if the studies were intentionally constructed to minimize the number of people that experienced side effects in order to give the false impression that it's a perfectly safe drug. But nahhh. That's clearly not possible. Just trust the science, Goy!

        And as to hair surgeons that have a reputation for doing good FUE procedures in North America; honestly, I mostly just relied on this list - which is probably secretly sponsored.

        https://hairtransplantnetwork.com/best-hair-transplant-surgeons

        Out of all of the surgeons that I did consultations with, and I did like 12 of them, Dr. Glenn Charles down in Florida and Hasson & Wong up in Canada were my favorite. And so that would be my top recommendations.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You did this much research and you never came across IAHRS?

          It's an invite-only organization for the best HT surgeons in the world. They started it because they were tired of the industry being the wild west with 90% of cosmetic surgeons JUSTing their clients. If the surgeon is on the IAHRS members list, then the quality has been top notch over several years. If he's not a member, you're playing russian roulette with your hair. Simple as

          https://www.iahrs.org/our-members

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >IAHRS
            I've heard of it. But I didn't know how legit it was. The surgeon I went with was the former director of a rival(?) org called ISHRS.

            https://ishrs.org/

            But I didn't know how legit that org is either.

            Honestly, I didn't know what I was doing. I really struggle with finding the best surgeons for the procedures that I've gotten because I'm not very good at research. I can't tell what's legit and what's secretly sponsored.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not just go to turkey?
              And if you go, you might as well get a leg enlargemeng, and dick enlargemeng surgeties

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon, the ~~*studies*~~ were obviously bullshit. I took that crap before the plandemic when everyone learned ~~*big pharma*~~ is completely corrupt. Is there any class action lawsuit against Merck? I took the name brand propecia

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I took that crap before the plandemic when everyone learned ~~*big pharma*~~ is completely corrupt.
            Same here. I took it for only 5 weeks back in early 2017, and I'm still not back to 100% over 6 years later.
            >Is there any class action lawsuit against Merck?
            No idea. But I'm definitely down to participate in one. I want to sue whoever peddled this poison into oblivion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I took that crap before the plandemic when everyone learned ~~*big pharma*~~ is completely corrupt.
            Same here. I took it for only 5 weeks back in early 2017, and I'm still not back to 100% over 6 years later.
            >Is there any class action lawsuit against Merck?
            No idea. But I'm definitely down to participate in one. I want to sue whoever peddled this poison into oblivion.

            I've been taking it for 8 months and my dick and cum is fine. You just have weak genetics and are predisposed to being a sissy. I'd talk to your father, grandfathers and any uncles. They might be homosexuals who secretly like taking it up the ass.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep taking the magic hair pill goy, no refunds

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more likely to believe their hair is falling out because they're old and their dick not working as good is pretty par for the course with unhealthy, sedentary people as is the norm currently or even lifters who don't do cardio, or think they're genetically immune to effects of bad diet and alcohol abuse.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Impotence is a 55-60 year olds problem. Dudes here are norwooding at 20. Losing dick function that young after going on fin when it was fine before is a pretty good case for your troon shine being the culprit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Impotence is a 55-60 year olds problem
              About 15% of men aged 18-35 suffer from impotence

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was a 50 year old's problem now it's more like 28 year old's problem. It's happening younger and younger because of rising diabetes, and even more sedentary lifestyles. Steps per day are even falling below 2000 on average. It's absolutely insane how sick people are getting from media centered lives.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was a 50 year old's problem now it's more like 28 year old's problem. It's happening younger and younger because of rising diabetes, and even more sedentary lifestyles. Steps per day are even falling below 2000 on average. It's absolutely insane how sick people are getting from media centered lives.

              The higher your test levels are, the stronger the erection you get.

              Average testosterone levels for men aged 18-35:
              >Year 1985: 780 ng/dl
              >Year 2001: 610 ng/dl
              >Year 2015: 450 ng/dl

              The reason for this is more than a dozen different things combined that harm the endocrine system, but the cause of rising ED is clearly correlated to this drop in testosterone levels

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it it just because the average man is like 50 now?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people in the hair transplant community suspect that he got 2 FUE transplants done at Hasson & Wong in Canada. And that he's been taking Finasteride for years to maintain his transplants.

        Personally, I don't recommend Finasteride or Dutasteride because it permanently fricked up my dick and balls. And the consultation that I did with Hasson & Wong gave me a time estimate of several months out and a cost of around $20,000.

        What continuing sides? Everyone says its permanently disabling or 100% mental and in your head.

        Most people in the hair transplant community suspect that he got 2 FUE transplants done at Hasson & Wong in Canada. And that he's been taking Finasteride for years to maintain his transplants.

        Personally, I don't recommend Finasteride or Dutasteride because it permanently fricked up my dick and balls. And the consultation that I did with Hasson & Wong gave me a time estimate of several months out and a cost of around $20,000.

        Never heard of hasson and wong before. Whats so special about that clinic? But yeah I've heard most of the rest. Most people seem to think thats the case.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally zero issues with my dick ever since I reached puberty. If anything, it was too easy for me to get erections and they lasted too long. I used to get mad at my dick when I woke up in the morning and needed to piss but couldn't because I had a raging hard on that wouldn't go away.

          Then I went on low-dose oral Finasteride (I think it was 1mg daily) in early 2017. Actually had the exact opposite reaction of erectile dysfunction at first. My sex drive for the first few weeks went through the roof, even though I was already super horny almost all the time. Thought I was in the clear because of that, but then I woke up one morning in week 5 and I had almost zero blood flow to my genitals. My dick was shriveled up to half it's length and girth and was literally cold to the touch. And my balls were shriveled up and permanently tucked in close to my body as if I just jumped into ice water. My genitals felt absolutely traumatized.

          Immediately stopped taking it and waited for it to clear away on it's own, because that's what the internet told me would work. But it never got better. This lasted for about a year.

          I went to several different urologists, and none of them had even heard of this happening before. They just gave me prescriptions for Viagra and Cialis and sent me on my way.

          My dick and balls have very, very slowly gotten better over the last 6 1/2 years, but I'm still nowhere near back to 100%. My genitals still feel traumatized. My flaccid dick isn't as juicy and healthy as it used to be. My balls are still smaller and don't dangle as freely as they used to. Erections are harder to get, they're not as strong, and they don't last anywhere near as long.

          But, yeah - it's obviously all in my head and I'm just imagining it because I'm a low-T nutjob or whatever.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Urologists know what's going on with finasteride and gaslight their patients. The first one I went to did the exact same thing, gave me some viagra samples and a viagra rx. Later on a follow-up he came right out and told me he was a speaker for Proscar (i think he said) which is the same shit. So this wienersucker was gaslighting me and selling out to big pharma.

            >was literally cold to the touch
            same here, I let that cold feeling go for months without stopping fin and ended up with an indentation (Peyronie's disease) in my dick and erections are now maybe 75% what they were

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              plus I have pain in my dick from fin, if I have sex I get 2 or 3 days of dick pain after

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              plus I have pain in my dick from fin, if I have sex I get 2 or 3 days of dick pain after

              If this happens to anyone else because they won't listen to us about the dangers of Finasteride, make sure you don't make the same mistake that we did by simply waiting for your dick to recover. Start taking Cialis every day and use a penis pump for a few minutes every day in order to return blood flow back to your dick. If you don't, you'll do permanent damage to your dick and it will never fully recover.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most normal anti-fin fanatic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dutasteride suppose to be weaker in the sides. But Finasteride has a bad rep because of old docs with old protocols. They use way too much, 0.25mg is enough in most cases but some frickers will prescribe up to 5mg. Same shit with Accutane 5mg for longer periods of time is miles better than 100mg for 3months

      You just got israeliteed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the hair transplant community
      damn, life really is a struggle

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has access to other drugs and procedures. But even billionaires grow old and decay and become worm food, isn't that nice? Pretty cool right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But even billionaires grow old and decay and become worm food, isn't that nice? Pretty cool right?

      Yeah but people remember extremely prominent wealthy people for generations, even millenia. The legacy of Howard Hughes, the Fords, Rockefeller, Astors, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, the Rothchilds, the Medicis,Croesus lives on.

      • 10 months ago
        Chud Anon

        Hey, men like Bernie sanders will be remembered too. For being cowardly pushover cucks!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And who gives a shit? They're dead. The only reason people care about being remembered after dying is because they think they'll be in Heaven or whatever looking down to rejoice in being remembered

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mena you are dead so whatever

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Caring about you but not your legacy

          Typical self-centered millennial

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Caring about you but not what people think of you
            >this is somehow not self centered
            ??????????

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your legacy builds something and gives to humanity. It is ok to not aspire to that, but don’t cope about it either.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The legacy of Howard Hughes, the Fords, Rockefeller, Astors, Carnegie, Vanderbilt, the Rothchilds, the Medicis,Croesus lives on.
        I don't know who half these people are, and most of the ones whose names I do know is just like "oh that one building in NYC", Howard Hughes was a simpsons meme.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean if you're stupid no one cares what you think. You can probably barely name 10 US presidents too, so idk what to say.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most people remember them because people were glad they died/fell from grace, or because their name is on something (BLM has shown that people getting tired of that shit can get it changed).

          Your best bet for being remembered is probably to make a bunch of songs that people like. Preferably attached to something else long-lived like religion or Disney. People will remember Pocahontas' name longer than John Jacob Astor's.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't stay at the Waldorf Astoria

            Ok

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Owned by a Chinese insurance company
              I seek to keep American wealth in America.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A man is remembered
          >A beast is slain
          >SLAAAAAAY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cope of a man who left no mark on the world but wanted to.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is neurolink fiber optic cables. They are there to get the best wifi signal.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sacrificed 10 little kids to moloch

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been taking 3mg per week of fin for the past 2 years and never experienced any negative sides, my hair is much thicker and healthier. u lot are just low test homosexuals tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I got the experimental and rushed Covid mRNA vaccine, and I didn't experience any side effects. Therefore, anyone claiming to experience side effects from the vaxx is a mentally ill hypochondriac, even though human bodies are insanely complex and react to different drugs and foods like peanuts in different ways.
      Hurrr.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        vaxx came out in less than a year. fin has been in use widespread since the 90s

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          fin is Russian roulette

          https://www.pfsfoundation.org/

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did u post a video of my wife?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're talking about Finasteride not the covid vaxx u absolute sensitive spazoid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're literally being transitioned into a troony anon and too dumb to realize it

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youtube plastic surgeons say maximum on 1-2 hair transplants $30,000-$60,000

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man could have a whole hospital on standby for him. Every day the doctors and nurses and cleaners etc. of all the different units would come and wait for if/when Elon might need them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a hair system all day.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implanted a wig, obivously.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if Propecia was honestly marketed as the penis reduction pills that they are the israelites at big pharma would not have cashed in

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rosemary water every day

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Informations I've gathered so far:
    >Shiitake and reishi might be okay for inflammation reduction, taken orally.
    >Rosemary applied topically could be good. Use after taking a shower.
    >Cut down on how often you take a shower or bath.
    >Massaging your scalp to promote blood-flow is a good idea as well.
    >Omega-3 and Vitamin E supplements should be taken together to have gud strong hair.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hair transplant + finasteride

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