>watch gay porn ironically
>start to notice most of the actors have really impressive physiques
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>watch gay porn ironically. >start to notice most of the actors have really impressive physiques
homosexual here
Loads of them take testosterone/steroids, especially the brazillian ones.
Its all faaaaaaaaaaake
>watch LegalPorno vids regularly
>notice that most of the super jacked dudes literally don't have balls
>kek wildly
Dude if your watching a zero pussy, DAP gangbang wet scene and looking at balls you’re fricking gay.
THEIR BALLSACK JUST WRAPS AROUND THEIR DICK WITH NOTHING INSIDE DUDE ITS CRAZY
I know what you mean. Is it steroids or just natural variation? I mean if you look at one hundred wieners I’m sure some will have really low hanging balls and balls that kind of retract.
The legalporno guys usually have decent loads so I assume they are functional and not small ball roidtrannies.
I actually got so obsessed by the current trend of pornstars with what I autistically call "football dicks" (where they have an enormous dick that's girthier in the middle than at the ends with no visible balls in their ballsack) that I did a bunch of research and actually contacted several football-dicked porn stars.
Turns out they're all doing the same dick-enlargement routine that was developed by some eastern-euro porn star in the early 2000s whose name escapes me. Basically, they take viagra/cialis/etc., put on a dick pump, and work out with it on. Then they keep it on for like a LONG time. Several hours. It works amazingly well, but the pressure from the pump on their upper sack restricts the blood flow to their balls and causes them to shrink over time.
The fact that they're all shredded is just a positive byproduct of their dick enlargement routine.
I had suspected that enhancing bloodflow was the only meaningful way to enhance the size etc of the penis.
eg cardio
>restricts the blood flow to their balls and causes them to shrink over time.
anon gets elaborate lies from paid actors who dont want to let the masses know they take exogenous steroids/hormones
I figured they were doing hardcore pumping because that football shape just doesn’t seem normal. I wonder how much damage that does to the vascular system and if they have ED issues sooner and worse because of it. Still, the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long and DAPing hundreds of beautiful Russian and Czech babes for a few years would be awesome.
I’m surprised they shared the technique with you though I figured they’d just claim it’s natural.
Because they aren’t worried about the competition. Being a pornstar, especially a male one is not an easy or lucrative career. Most can’t make the cut
i'd rather be an incel than a male pornstar. so basically nothing would change
do you guys have any screenshots?
>not gay, just want to see man balls
(anon who did the autistic research here) He doesn't really have the prototypical football dick but Chris Diamond is the first name that comes to mind
you described that quite well. you're not fooling anybody.
I described my favorite porn. Problem?
>LegalPorno
why are the emphasizing it's legal? why would it not be legal?
because as it turns out, it's pretty much illegal in most countries
This is all you need for girls to want you.
another image for the soft tummy folder :3
Hnnnnggggg
>go to /misc/ ironically
>see BBC
>it's way larger than mine
MANY such cases.
homie those are all prosthetics
It always starts as ironic
A twink rimmed by butthole and I came buckets. Literally the best orgasm of my life
I made a grindr account ironically and bottomed post-ironically
gayboy :3
bodybuilding and overall the gym is for homosexuals, more news at 11
You have to put a lot more effort into women especially in ways that detract from fitness, i.e getting food, drinks, going out.. Gay dudes are still dudes they just wanna frick with no strings
also you are not watching gay porn ironically, you are gay