You are a 30 day water fast away from having a chiseled jawline, visible abs, no ugly profile and a half an inch longer dick.
Why are you not starting right now? Why? Whyyy?
WATER FAST RIGHT NOW!
You are a 30 day water fast away from having a chiseled jawline, visible abs, no ugly profile and a half an inch longer dick.
Why are you not starting right now? Why? Whyyy?
132 lbs at 5'11.
A month long fast will kill me.
I'm 1 hour into my 48 hour fast
Just eat in a deficit
Bumping this thread to ask a question, I stopped drinking plain water a few days ago and I'm feeling thirsty af. Is this normal in the beginning?
>I haven’t drank water in 4 days
>why am I thirsty?
I did eat rich-in-water fruits like oranges and pears, and I had several beers and diluted white wine
kek
>several beers and diluted white wine
fricking kek, nice job dehydrating yourself. Anything more than 4% ABV is hydration-negative
homie what the frick is "plain water"
>he doesn't season his water
white people
What the frick is wrong with you? What do you think water fast means? It means you don't eat and only drink water! It doesn't mean to no longer drink water. I can't ... I just can't ...
RIP your kidneys
Nice work jidf
I'm not a moron that falls for meme diets
I don't understand why fat people insist on making it so complicated. It's literally just eat in a deficit but they have to fricking hyperdramatize the entire process so they really feel like they're DOING SOMETHING YAYYYYY and have a big event to soak up all the energy and motivation they think it takes to actually lose weight, when in reality they could just stop eating snacks or never drink their calories and that'll do it.
You don't need to have this big fricking quasi-religious event to psyche your fat ass up to not eat, but maybe fat people do because the idea of not eating like absolute pigs is hell on earth.
this. i've been chubby all my life because of snacking and eating every time i had a slight craving for anything.
started lifting some heavy, cut out all the snacks, candy and chips, only drink water and eat 90% of everything i eat is homecooked with real ingredients. dropped weight without ever going hungry, closing in on a 6-pack while also gaining around 8kg of muscles.
Good shit, glad to hear it anon. And you didn't have to do some stupid fast to pull it off, just time and consistency gets it done.
I was a fat pos a few years ago, too, and I did much the same thing, cut out sodas and shit, started eating better and cooking for myself.
It's called putting the pussy on a pedestal
>just don't eat for a month bro
Am I the only one who notices a considerable difference in flaccid dick size when very hydrated vs. dehydrated?
I haven't noticed it myself but heard of it as a thing. I think some dicks are just built different and more reliant on hydration though.
Dont listen to OP
i want to do the parasite cleanse fast but i dont got the instructions
Because I'm neither fat nor moronic
go ahead, if you want to end up eating your mother at the end.
literally... i jerk offd with food asmr in that period of time
No
I'm currently on a fat fast. I'm good lol
Quick update. Yayy I found pears! I'm slightly less not dying
DRINK WATER!
NO!!
NEVER
Coincidentally, I just started a rolling 48 hour water fast
I have diet coke which I know is controversial
>and a half an inch longer dick
and there I knew everything was a lie
>water fast
You mean fast?
I like food.
my boyfriend says my dick is already too long
I'm fasting 4 days a week and eating on the other 3
I'm also like 3 days from having to shove my finger up my butthole to break up my constipation on a water fast sir