>we can send people into space
>we can communicate with anyone on the planet instantaneously
>we can transfer organs between humans
>our computers can talk to us
>our cars can drive themselves
>yet we still haven't figured out a way to make the perfect slop that just has every nutrient, macro, micro and calories we need
what gives?
Big food suppressing our gains
they dont want us to become too powerful
humans are complicated
>he doesn't know about milk
Whey protein, oats and peanut butter all blended together. Maybe throw in some spinach for micronutrients. Ezpz.
>we can send people into space
>yet we still haven't figured out a way to make the perfect slop that just has every nutrient, macro, micro and calories we need
we figured that out 10.000 years ago
Damn, I love brown eggs so much better than white eggs! I LOVE BBE in my mouth!
It’s called milk homie and God gave it to us free of charge (so long as you’re white)
Space people kinda did.
>he doesn't know about monkey chow
>>yet we still haven't figured out a way to make the perfect slop that just has every nutrient, macro, micro and calories we need
everyone knows what's healthy, people are just addicted to shit food...
eat a diet of a variety of whole foods, including vegetables, fruits, meat, fish, eggs, beans, starch, lol, everyone knows what's common sense healthy, people just don't give a shit and cry about it, it's it tastes good spit it out
It doesn't have everything the body needs
well, big food is already trying to make your jaw smaller and weaker so that they can take off your teeth and give you brain damage + sacrifice them to the demiurge.
I dont think the goyim will ever trust their lords enough to eat OP picrel tho
>>we can send people into space
>he doesnt know
I bet you troost the sooience and are 4x boosted too
Literally just milk and eggs.
>i need carbs
Honey.
milk and eggs both have carbs
Blend up an animal with fruit and aromatics.
Viola.
Slop.
unironically its because food companies would lose too much money
Huel is pretty based. Huel black in particular. Saves me money and time for lunch.
>mr goldssmith needs me to cut down my lunch break to 15 minutes!!11 I'm sure to get a promotion if I spend more time working?!!!
I hate you fricks.
Is that israelite here with us in the room anon?
Statistically, likely so.
Huel is literal goyfeed
go slav squat on a pike
>I will not eat the slop
>I will not deny the very thing that makes us human
We did lol, but you can't quite fit it into a pill, plus treating your food as fuel / eating the same shit every day pretty much kills all joy in life.
If you wanna be autistic just eat chicken broccoli rice all day lol.
>treating your food as fuel / eating the same shit every day pretty much kills all joy in life.
cope
if you base your lifes joy on food then you're no better than a jogger or a hamplanet
we already have chickens and the van allen belt would kill anyone trying to rocket to the moon
We have
Yeah, take my Huel Banana in your mouth.
the single post that killed meal replacement slop
homie you're seething about a bottle opener get a grip
>get a grip
hehe
Eat food you fricking man-children.
>Nutritionally complete
>Plant-based
?????
theoretically has parts of everything you need but likely not in forms the body can actually make use of
Blend egg, fish liver, split peas and oats.
https://onions.com/
>be Irish factory owner
>give workers pounds of potatoes with like a quart of skim milk
>somehow they’re the healthiest peasants in Europe (until famine hits)
You were saying op? You could feed someone potatoes with butter (for vitamin a) indefinitely
>peasants in the industrial era
Serfdom was gone by then, and even then the East Londoners were eating pickled herring (rollmops), Eel, pie and mash with liquor (parsely sauce with eel juices) and that was very nutritious.
why do you need someone else to make slop?
as this anon said potatoes and milk or butter has everything you physically require
you made this thread before figuring out what it is people actually need didn't you? before you actually thought about what is the minimum needed to be healthy, if you want slop version just make mash potatoes
Nature cannot be reduced and categorized like that. There will NEVER be an adequate replacement for real food. There will always be some hidden nutrient or some essential physical arrangement of natural food that can't be replicated in a lab. We were literally given an Eden and you idiots are trying to outsmart God. It's fricking insane.
Have you not heard of meal replacements? Huel/Onions? The nips make fricking gels.
Why do you want to deny yourself of one of the basic pleasures of human existence, by eating gruel?
Nutritional science has been completely dominated by big food. This is not a conspiracy. Literally 99% of all nutrition science for the last 100 years if funded by corporations that want to sell us shit.
We don't know shit about nutrition. To give you some perspective, breast milk contains over 300 different types of sugars, of which we don't even know what role they play in our bodies. It is absolutely impossible to create a food that contains everything we need if we don't even have the slightest clue what exactly we need. Nutrition is way more complex than the list of vitamins they teach us. But instead of actually researching things that matter, 99% of nutrition science is a study funded by mr sheckelberg that says "omg lol look, we found a correlation between people that eat meat and have diabetes!! :DD" "Buy grains and medicins now! :D!.
We have. It's called "meat".
It's the flesh of other animals. It's all we need.
But our masters think it's too expensive and that office wagies don't even need such a spectacularly nutritious food to stay alive and keep doing their job. Hence: goyslop, veganism and bugs
Eat the meat, bro. Soon you won't be able to afford it even if you want to.
We don't even know all the vitamins we need. We keep discovering more and more. Some even claim that we know less than 15% of vitamil vitamins.
And even for the ones we know, they might be not absorbed without a dozen of other chemicals.
And even if we knew that, there is a problem with synthetic vitamins because of heteroscedasticity. We need all moleculas to be right or left handed. Not a mix.
And even if we solved everything above, we still need to injest all thaf in the form of tissue and cells. As some componenets would not survive initial digestion, while they are absorbed at later stages.
We will have colonies on mars sooner than we get a perfect goyslop, as good as a regular whole food.
literally just eat plain white rice, ground beef, and broccoli
We more or less have. It would just be huel without the flax but plus an olive oil and fish oil packet and like 12g of saturated fat and maybe some whey. You can pretty easily source it all yourself. You don't really want to pay what they charge for anything they can call a shelf stable complete meal. It's almost all grifters selling something with a 400-500% profit margin
We can't do any of those btw, all fake.
>>yet we still haven't figured out a way to make the perfect slop that just has every nutrient, macro, micro and calories we need
They literally do. Products like Huel or whatever exist.
The only problem is that people can't agree what is perfect in terms of macros, micros, etc.
And the price.
And people enjoy actually eating. And actually eating and chewing food is good for you, rather than just sucking down slop.
thats what the s oylent garbage is supposed to be