We have 25 days left until the new years dyel invasion happens at our gyms.

We have 25 days left until the new years dyel invasion happens at our gyms.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2022 saw a lot of newcomers, but I didn't notice any new people in 2023. They gave up before even showing up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 100% sure they became buff beasts with calisthenics and 5 minute workouts at home that give you abs in 3 weeks.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    January 1st always struck me as a weird time for big self improvement / life changes. During the dark and cold winter months I just want to curl up into a cocoon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo we gotta b reddy

      yea...for me, it's october

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homegym bros, we cant stop winning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever and always.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i live in europe, my gym is all dyels.

    Also
    >trw didnt recover my strength in time to scare off new years noobies

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    counting laps around the sun is the dumbest thing we as a species do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure anon have you seen a tiktok video

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, keeping track of time is sooo fricking moronic

      moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok jaiden smith

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you went outside, you’d understand why we do it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when you were 18 and had your whole life in front of you? Not anymore b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s for agriculture you moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a free thinker and rebel. I’m sure women are lining up to suck your wiener, Anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual you don't even have a reason to care about the day of the week when you never leave your room

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >allows us to perfectly track and plan when the ideal time to plant/harvest crops are, allowing for civilization to thrive, which in turns allow morons such as yourself to live and post stupid opinions on the internet
    yeah its pretty dumb

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't happen anymore. It's always DYEL season now.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explosive lifts am I right?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that op image is kind of cute. hopefully they dont get tangled up wearing all that shit. are those 45s? respectable.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go at a low traffic hour anyways

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is sad that muslims make their women wear such stupid fricking tents outside their homes. Wearing a face diaper is one thing, a tent under the guise of modesty is savage

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you join all of our gyms, op?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work out in my luxury garage gym because I'm not a poor

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick I didn't even think about the annual influx sweet jesus no, last year they didn't go away completely until February.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worked nights for years
    >used to go and workout at 9pm before my 12:00 am shift
    >hardly anyone there, used to bang out a workout in an hour to an hour and a half
    >finally get enough seniority in the union to work days
    >7-3 with Tuesday Wednesday off
    >shits cash
    >go to gym after work
    >it’s packed everyday
    >what used to take me max an hour and a half now takes close to three hours
    >say frick it
    >don’t lift for three months
    >work a shitload of OT
    >save money
    >drop $10,000 on garage gym
    >now I get to workout naked (as god intended) while porn is playing on my TV.

    Enjoy the new years with rush lads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>drop $10,000 on garage gym
      u could have spent just 1k and be fine u consoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't thriftmaxx

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mire you. Lad.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More dyel zoomer girls to get impressed by my shit lifts.
    By then I should be repping 2pl8 5x5.
    Hopefully it scares the dyels away.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      It's gonna be good to be the elder of the place. Thus is the longest I've been going to 1 gym. Feels like home

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really going to be that bad? I got to Planet Fitness and theres usually at least 1 Smith machine or bench open, I hope they all stick to cardio

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I welcome it. 20 stupid threads of the same off-topic question vs 20 stupid on-topic threads with the same question. It's hard to even imagine how this board could get worse.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already begun at my gym, tons of newbies lately

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dyels better watch out for my functional barbell swings

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally into volume these days (PPL) and going back to heavy (5x5) on Dec 20th. I don't care of newbies as I lift at 6am and were almost the same people at the gym at that time. Also here in Europe newbies appear after the 7th of January.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah shit, I was just starting to hit my stride again too

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