>We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.
What's the right choice here?
Why don't you PUTA goddamn lid on that tea kettle so it boils faster?
Cringe. GTFO my thread, incels. NO tea for (you).
>commits rape
now what?
I got your tea RIGHT HERE b***h
>NO tea for (you).
Thank fricking God.
god she's so fricking beautiful
i love her so fricking much
its not fair bros
its not fricking fair
i cnt take this pain anymore
sdnt4x ive had enough
She has such a kino face.
Somebody post her fat PUTA ass
No, that's misogynistic.
Well share the fat PUTA ass of that one cosplayer who looks a fricking lot like the actor
FEET detected.
I need her to step on my tongue with those soles and toes of hers.
Oi, love. I'll have the opposite of whatever that Rileycuck used to drink.
coffee
grool in my mouth
No white tea with milk?
I'd like the hot ham water, please.
Deep fried shrimp
is she a baskin robbins IST?
>sleepy time
Lol all these teas with fancy "feel good" names like "inner calm", "aromatic serenity" and "female power" are just fricking marketing tricks.
What does "female power tea" taste like?
Stale wine and cat piss.
Most of these are just some sort of fruity tea combos mixed with cinnamon.
Sleepy time doesn't actually make you sleepy??
Unless it has valerian in it, no. Sleepy time is a code for "let's have sex".
Is that a fancy name in your favela, thirdie?
Rape. The answer is always rape
>'ow about I put a finger up yer bum?
>Gosh blimey guvna!
The right choice is not watching this fricking hipster slop.
Anon, the movie came out in 2010, don't you think it's a bit late to complain about that by now?
Not when for some reason people still bring it up.
for me it's liver disaster
huh
For me it's Irish Breakfast, but Earl Gray will suffice.
I've been drinking honey chamomile and peach
I just looked it up and apparently the ancient Greek word for apple is melon. Weird.
Black coffee.
>no liquorice tea
Poser
>all those fricking fruit flavours
>steals tea from the chinese
>call it british
Cool cultural appropriation bro.
Who knew cultural appropriation tasted so good?
Your room is upside down.
Australia
It's nice that MEW actually memorized that entire list, but like Michael Cera actually throwing the box into the trash I don't understand why they felt the need to make them do that.
>ruins an entire generation of women
green tea
>consoooooming caffein
Looks like someone wants to STAY AWAKE all night, huh? What's the matter... do you hate sleep? Do you hate having white teeth? Do you hate having a clean breath?
does that not apply to most of the other tea varieties she named? correct me if I'm wrong but green teas are lower in caffeine than most other teas, aren't they? And I don't drink tea often, and not generally in the evenings, but it's nice to have once in a while.
White, Black, Red and Green teas are all highly caffeinated. There's debate on whether green or white tea has the most caffein, different sources give different values but either way one cup of those teas has the same effect as half a cup of coffee.
My understanding was always that black was the strongest and white was the weakest - is it actually the reverse?
A common myth perpetuated by the teajews.
Girls like her own your world when you're 14 but they melt into irrelevance as soon as you become 20 basically.
Then you see them around 10 years later being totally normal with two kids.
Being young is a curse
girls like her don't get married and have kids lol
>jJasmin please
English breakfast extra strong
The correct answer is Lady Gray. It's bergamot with lemon.
earl grey please
If a girl offers you tea, it means she wants to have sex with you.
If she offered you coffee, she doesn't since coffee leaves a bad after taste which isn't very fun for kissing.
Earl Grey ofcourse