>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
>At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
>“What type of man are you looking for?”
>They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
>“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
>“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
>“What did you just say???” they barked.
>“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
>Just as expected, they were coming on to me
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great read. thanks for posting
i read furry porn that is less masturbatory than your post OP
>they don’t know
Go back
to be fair the guy who wrote it really hasnt spoken to a woman irl
i just think its crazy how he actually put this in his book like a badass moment when its blatantly fabricated kek
I’m 90% certain I’ve read this nearly a decade ago on some red pill forum. Word for word exact story except not with multiple women.
While it’s pretty fricking accurate and even realistic for most western women, I do highly doubt Alex did this.
>I do highly doubt Alex did this.
highly doubt?
there is a 100% chance AlphaDesTINY did not say this to any women ever i'll go as far to say outside of school he never spoke to more than one woman at a time
this is getting out of hand you're not informed about his many relationships that he's active in the dating scene and that i receive compliments on a daily basis about for his shredded looks
>While it’s pretty fricking accurate and even realistic for most western women
It's not a remotely realistic scenario, anon. Only an actual incel would think otherwise.
What you meant to say is that it’s not realistic for (YOU). I’ve done similar shit, albeit not quite as extreme as Alex’s obvious larp, women respond positively to bluntness over dancing around like a nice boy who wouldn’t dare call them out on their bullshit. You can’t be a complete and total geek and pull that off though which is probably where your disbelief comes from, you just assume everyone here has your exact same life circumstances.
>albeit not quite as extreme as Alex’s obvious larp
That's why it's not remotely realistic, you stupid gay. You're even admitting as much by referring to it as an obvious larp.
I know damn well and I meant what I said.
no you don't know you fool he's active with women and does it often they like it and compliment him
>this guy walks up to your gf squeezes her ass and steals your lemonade
wat do?
KNEEL. ASK HIM TO SQUEEZE MINE ALSO. ASK HIM TO DRINK THE LEMONADE HE STOLE FROM THE SAME STRAW I DID.
Cuddle him.
The person who wrote this has never spoken to a woman irl.
that's not true Alex speaks to women regularly he has formed a lovely relationship and I truly love her she supports him and helps me overcome difficult tasks especially throughout his prep process recently she caters to his cravings and doesn't annoy me which helps to be dilligent in reaching the goal.
you're a black pilled incel, he's morally superior.
tom posting crossovers are too good
This type of posting was never funny with anyone that isn't blahino who actually slipped a couple times.
>You are something else!
Alexbros i kneel
>I hookup with men on tinder, the aura
i just wonder whatwas going thru his head when he wrote this kek
MUSCLES ARE DISGUSTING
PHIL IS BAAAACK!!! BASED BASED BASED BUFFAY MOTHERFRICKER
ALEXANDER "MOTHERFRICKING" LEONIDAS.
He looks good but its not impressive as hes 64ish kg or something pathetic so who cares.
>I walk into the room
>Men mire me knowing they just got mogged
>Ladies look at me in awe
>I have hot sex with all of the hot ladies so hot so sexy hot sex
Another day in the life of Alpha Destiny
>THE SMUG RETROACTIVELY CONDESCENDING STARE. HE KNOWS YOU'VE BEEN DEFEATED. A MESSAGE TO HIS (NOW) WALLOWING IN DESPAIR HATERS. NOT A INCEL. NOT ANYMORE. THE TRUE SELF HAS ARISEN. A SHREDDED AUTHENTIC BRAVADO DESTRUCTOR. HE WON.
>THERE IS NO NATURAL LIMIT
>BUY MY BOOK "NATURALLY ENHANCED" btw
>NOBLE NATTIES ARE SO SUPERIOR AND SO NATTY
>MAN I LOVE STAYING NATTY
>MAN I LOVE STAYING NATTY WHILE ON A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF GEAR
>MAN I LOVE SCAMMING IDIOTS ONLINE
His weight tells you hes natty lmao. If he was on roids he been in the high 70s 80s at his current leanness
MY MUSKLES ARE GETTING BIGGER
alex made it, you are just jelly my dude, yes he was really cringe some years ago but my guy is one of the best nattys on the platform and gives solid advice
>my guy
Lol, you've actually went as far as to adopt some of his cringe mannerisms you moronic fanboy
shut the frick up im not a fanboy he's great
why are you this made my guy, stop being a gainz goblin and be happy for the dude, pretty femenine behaviour you got here trying to put ppl down
I tried watching one of his videos but he talks like a Black person.
Warwick Davis with slightly less bodyfat.
>could have been so much more personable and fun
>instead he's an arrogant and bitter manlet