>wear fake big dick in sweat pants at the gym
>get way more mires than any lift
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>wear fake big dick in sweat pants at the gym. >get way more mires than any lift
Thought about doing this myself. Can you show us your setup?
>get to the gym
>weird short guy with a berserk tshirt keeps walking around other people
>he stops and looks at them for a second or two, then continues walking to the next person
>starts walking near me, very visibly has a dildo in his sweatpants hanging by the waistband
>nervously darting his eyes at me to see if ive noticed
>make eye contact, he flinches a little and immediately walks away towards the next person
>still doing this when i leave
>only saw this motherfricker do two sets of jumping jacks the entire time i was there
It's not a dildo it's kind of a dick attachment thing, they look real it's crazy
Just Google it
You mean perform a google search, google is not a verb per their legal team. We wouldn’t want to compromise their trademark rights
I'm not even that anon but shut the frick up nerd
For me it's a Berserk hoodie
what do you plan to do if some girl starts flirting with you and asks to see it?
How ironic, if you really did that the "chud" character in your wojak rage comic would actually be the "chad" in a situation involving you.
neither character is supposed to be a chud, idiot
one is just a bearded cringejak captain save a hoe type, which you probably identify with
How big was it? Did your big dick dangle against your knee? Or even lower?
I'm 60% certain "showers" don't exist and it's just buttholes walking around with their dick half-erect.
>he doesn't walk around with a half chub to mog dicklets
they exist but you have to have a genuinely big dick for it to show. like 5.5/6x4.5/5 flaccid. that most likely means you're packing close to 8'
So you never shower. You just show up and leave in your gym clothes.
Biggest shower I have seen barely grew when he got hard.
Who tf showers at the gym nasty ass
>Biggest shower I have seen barely grew when he got hard.
homosexual
I mean at least we know hes not lying
This is a biological disadvantage. That homie better hope he doesn't get in a fight with my primal monkey ass cause I'm gonna rip that shit straight off
nta, but when i went to a public gym i would shower at home.
>I'm 60% certain "showers" don't exist
that's what I thought when I visited Auschwitz
i am blessed with being a shower AND a grower
I have pretty big hands for being 6 foot 1 so I always thought my flaccid dick wasn't that big at all. But I was showering once and my gf left a dildo in the shower and I held it up to me and my flaccid dick was about the same size as a normal sized dildo.
I do remember when I was 20 we were having a party at the house I lived in and I was making out with a girl and had a hard one. She left for a minute to go out into the living room and then I went to change into a swim suit and a bunch of people opened my door and ran in and there were like 3 girls there and a few dudes and all of them saw my wiener and one guy said holy shit bro and then the girls all ran out giggling and yelling anon has a massive dick. Felt good man. Made out with all 3 of them that night.
What are your measurements?
7.75 long with about 6 girth. If I'm really horned up I can get a little bit bigger pump but it does start to hurt. Flaccid about 4 inches the most part. I knew I'm not the biggest but I know I'm still doing great esp compared to some stories I've heard about. Dudes with pencil dicks or as long as a Bic lighter.
I’ve already got 6.25 inches but I’m excited to see what I’ve got once I lose these extra 35 pounds I’m carrying.
you gain 1" every 35lbs lost or something
>will have a dick 3" longer once I'm done with my cut
you're packing 105 lbs of gelatin on your everyday carry?
not quite but I did let myself go over COVID. I started the year about 285 I'm down to 245 as of this morning
It doesn't work that way. It's not like your actual dick grows an inch. You just remove enough stomach and pubis fat where an inch of your dick shows more.
no shit dumbass
I don't think anyone posting ITT thinks your dick actually grows with weight loss
Obese people are moronic. They probably think that.
>Go to bar with girlfriend
>She's kind of audhd (more like bpd)
>Have my arm around her while talking
>She's starts looking blankly ahead, as autists tend to do around crowds of loud people
>Older woman next to our table with table of older women-
>"Excuse me, if you need help you can sit with us"
>If anything's wrong we're here for you"
>"Sir, no offense but she looks like a statue right now"
I had a conversation outside with the old woman while my girlfriend was in the bathroom. Her only son died in a car crash (DUI, probably) outside Camp Pendleton. Get wrecked you wretched b***h.
>Get wrecked you wretched b***h.
almost made me burst out laughing at work
Lol my GF is kinda anti-social and spaces out like this in public, I swear sometimes it looks like I'm some mongoloid hitting on a not-interested woman
My dick is obviously huge but I never get mires. Just weird looks sometimes (wtf am I meant to do about it?)
This is a coomer fantasy induced by porn addiction
What this guy said. ACTUALLY having a huge dick is hella awkward. I can’t wear normal gym shorts, I have to wear the ones with the kind of inflexible material.
you're probably just ugly. I get plenty of dick mires. Mostly from older ladies.
yeah bro i bet grannies love staring at your wiener
with "older ladies" I mean 30-50. Milf type shit
how the frick is 30 old
Yes, people with their dick hanging out tend to attract attention.
>bitches don't like bulge watching
>definitely not looking at the piss stain on your pants
yeah bro that's why they lick their lips
You have never had sex with a female.
What makes you say that
i got to the gym with shrunk up stim dick 2"er visible through my basketball shorts. girls will not stop blatantly staring. they stare me down like the same way i stare down girls. they look at my dick, catch me looking at them, look me in the eyes, and then look back down at my dick. they're shameless. if you got a hog it's probably way worse.
How the frick did you find this channel lmao
It's my channel
Black person
>The fricking comments
what demented cesspool
Yeah, totally staring at his dick and not the camera the stupid frick is carrying.
You probably look hella creepy
>go to the gym and start lifting
>"b-bet you're mirin."
>huh?
>"I b-bet you're mirin."
>still confused, I look down
>It's some short scrawny guy
>he's wearing a pair of tight sweatpants and a stained DBZ shirt he probably bought when he was a teenager
>there is a very weird smell coming from his direction
>he looks at me, expecting a reaction
>he gets none, so after a few seconds, he turns around and walks away
>a long and cylindrical object appears to be stuck in his pants, next to his ass
>thefrick
>he goes to some chick and loudly asks her if she's "mirin"
>whatever, I have stuff to do
>I finish my lifts and pack my stuff and start leaving
>look around
>see scrawny doing bodyweight squats and asking every passerby if he has "good form"
>he did not have good form
I lost
Try that in a small town.
see how far you make it down the road
What does IST think of dick tattoos
ouchie
Happens to me all the time, although my dick is real.