>wear glasses. >have a beard. >balding profusely

>wear glasses
>have a beard
>balding profusely
how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload? I'm just about to roid the fuck out to compensate

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get contacts, you can choose two of these and not be onions but all three is a deadly combination

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Contacts. Tbh you need hair transplants and should’ve gotten on finasteride when you had the chance to use topical or a low dose.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a wig

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use contacts, shave your beard or get a wig.

      >wig
      i know this is bait, but surely there's not such pathetic self respecting man that wears one, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you were srlf respecting would you feel the need to hide your body? Wigs are for hylics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was good enough for Burt Reynolds and Alex Trebek who both went bald late twenties.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          alex trebek was not bald from his 20s... he had to wear a wig starting in 2018 when he had brain surgery, and then again during chemo for pancreatic cancer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His book says otherwise

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's clearly wrong or lying

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Autobiography is lying about… needing a wig?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If Donald Trump and Frank Sinatra can wear a toupee so can you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trump would look much better without the clown wig.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right looks like an aging redditor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alex Jones 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he isn't wigmaxxing
        ngmi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how many dudes wear wigs now, and you'll never be able to tell

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get contacts
    >have a short well groomed nonsơy beard
    >grow hair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just get contacts, you can choose two of these and not be onions but all three is a deadly combination

      Some faces look better with glasses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and those faces do not include bald millennial soicucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And all of them belong to women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yours is not one of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only women and old men look decent in glasses.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use contacts, shave your beard or get a wig.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Longer beard, contacts/metal glasses
    Just don't do the full, relatively short beard, combined with extremely thick black plastic glasses :O

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >metal glasses
      this is the secret.
      silver or gold frames.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't thin metal glasses supposed to be incel attire too? You can't win if you have myopia these days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't thin metal glasses supposed to be incel attire too? You can't win if you have myopia these days

        Do a blue frame if you have blue eyes, green for green eyes, etc. Get frames that make your eye color show up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Arent longer beards more onions though?
      What about a moustache with a short trimmed beard; that looks like the less onions option

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jus wear nice clothes and be well groomed. Also get some nice glasses.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either be JL Holdsworth or shave your beard and don't get hipster glasses.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't take fin
    Sad. Maybe you could try some Maori style face tattoos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Going bald is better than going on gay juice. Nothing less heroic than hopping on transvestite meds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you look great with the bald + epic beard combo. Don't forget to post a photo on /r/bald!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you look cute in your skirt + 5 o'clock shadow hiding cuck mask. Don't forget to upload your photo to grindr.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The fact of the matter is that I take a pill in the morning and then go about my day, experiencing no side effects.
            You on the other hand go through the day obsessing about ways to make yourself look just a little bit less like a reddit loving basedmonster.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being so insecure about your body on a fitness forum. Just leave

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but isn't the whole point of this thread that the OP is insecure about his appearance?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The irony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This whole "fin is a chud drug" thing you always hear by coping baldies shows such a total lack of understanding of basic human endocrinology, lmao. Finasteride literally INCREASES free testosterone by preventing the conversion to DHT. The only reason why it can have temporary estrogenic side effects in rare cases is because the body converts free testosterone into estrogen via aromatase - an effect that occurs with every increase in T levels. So the very same thing could happen to you if you just ate healthier, slept more and lost unnecessary body weight, all things that increase testosterone. You might as well say that trying to increase your T levels as a man makes you a chud, kek

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go full egghead, that's what the s*yim always do. Just keep "head stubble" or something.
    I don't know what advice to give about the glasses though. Either get contacts or at least wear glasses that look cool. Not hipster bullshit like wearing buddy holly glasses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >onions
      Holy kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meant s*ym fuck the filter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just keep "head stubble" or something

      Activate:

      STATHAM MODE
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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He should shave his dome, those "hairs" he has left are taking him down at least one point. As handsome squidward has shown us, you only need a gigachad jawline to off-set a bald head. Statham has that.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go full powershitter

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy wouldn't even look soi if it wasn't for how ridiculously thick his frames are

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LASIK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had an uncle have his lasik butchered he lost an eye

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did he get any compensation?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. Not america though so maybe not even possible here due to laws.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more about your expression and the way you carry yourself.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Contacts or don't wear shitty hipster glasses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he still looks like a niñosoja

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a face or neck tattoo, say you got it from prison

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have a good physique and get contact lenses.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wear contacts
    >use finasteride/min, or use a hairpiece
    >shave beard

    Why do baldies feel the need to compensate for their hair loss with having a big beard? It's just... way too obvious what's going on in their head. Just go bald and show off your jawline peacefully

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them don't have a jawline.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    top g bro

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I know for sure if I'm going bald? My hairline looks the same but the past few months I've noticed my hair seems slightly different and my scalp is more visible in the front like it's thinning there. I'm almost wondering if it's all in my head though and real balding is way more obvious than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're thinking about whether you're blading or not, you're most likely balding. Go see a dermatologist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, it's over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try NoFap. It'll help making your hair thicker again.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the look isnt onions the personality is. dont be an estrogen filled cunt and youll be ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This its 10000x more about how you carry yourself

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trim your beard into a van dyke. Get glasses that fit your face. There you go

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave the beard. Beards don't look good. Glasses can be hit or miss so look up a couple pairs and see what fits. Maybe get contacts if you can and/or look better in them. If you need to have facial hair grow a goatee. If you're extremely based get a whimsical mustache/facial hair and take the steampunk pill. :]

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did he not rope lol.

        He lost 3 smv

        I would rope if I were bald lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tate has stunningly ugly eyes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tate has a subhuman face and intellect but somehow overcame all that by beating the shit out of people for a living and then farming clicks from 12 year old boys, truly a modern medical miracle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          source

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saved by the car and his physique. His face looks ridiculous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tate has stunningly ugly eyes

        You can't fix those though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can, you just have to answer the Bogdanoff call.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dat bro ain't got no chin doe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God, what a fucking gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Andrew Tate?

      That bro has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Luton Premier Inn. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Andrew Tate screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That bro frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That bro Tate and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Andrew Tate, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass bros either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

      That bro Tate stole my heart and drank my sneed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Workout
    >Get jacked
    >Have stubble beard
    >Wear contacts
    >Wear nice fitting clothes

    It's that easy

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get masculine looking glasses, wear clothes that properly fit you and be muscular.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what makes a frame masculine looking? I understand something like a cat eye frame would be more feminine

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't, that's pretty much the recipe for the søybøy look

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload?
    It's all about your aura. And I'm not quite sure how you would fix it. I guess you have to just not be a gay. Patrick Stewart is an interesting example, because you can find pictures of him looking like an absolute söyboy, and then in a different picture he'll look like he's bursting at the seams with testosterone. Picrel is neither imo, but he definitely doesn't look like some söy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a söy+ or supersöy variant in that pic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's take a top tier Hollywood actor as an example

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wear shitty thick rim glasses and lose the beard

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beard and glasses doesn't work until you're older. It just looks like a dirty/dusty combo on a younger guy, especially if they have a s 0 y face. If you want a beard, do contacts. If you want glasses, clean shave.
    That's my 2 cents.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Chad embrace and sleazemaxxing is the way to go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Fuck It with thick chevron mustache

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the waiter one? That one was always my favourite.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be jacked with a thick neck. The answer is always getting jacked

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a good frame for the glasses. Also keep your face looking masculine without glasses.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stuble+moustache, get contacts or surgery if you really care that much. The best way to not look like a reddit soi boi is to not care and don’t do shit to cope with the fact your bald, because no one really cares.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will need: Contacts, facial hair that balances test and good jawline, thick neck, confidence, mad pussy eating skills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom is attractive. test has nothing to do with looks. Idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the ability to grow good facial hair as well as having a nice jaw on top is a good trait?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do the chad embrace

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm just about to roid the fuck out to compensate
    You're already going bald. Do it, gay.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep facial hair down to stubble. Any longer is jawfraud redditfag territory. Don't wear thick rim glasses, again, redditfag territory. Train your neck, don't get too lean and gaunt.

    Saying this as a bald guy with facial hair.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave beard, keep mustache. Glasses are fine.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The beard has to be a real beard, or shave it entirely. Nolly Getgood is the closest I've seen to Chadlike with the classic Redditor setup, and even then he's on the precipice. Unless you have eyes that look more ambivalent about human life, or an enourmous jaw, this is the best you could achieve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Unless you have eyes that look more ambivalent about human life
      That's a massive part about it. The average söyboy has a very submissive and feminine look in their eyes. I'm not saying to go around frowning all the time, just don't look like a total gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not saying to go around frowning all the time
        Still, you could and there's nothing wrong with that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ehh, you run the risk of looking like some LULZ fag trying to not look like a LULZ fag.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get head tattoos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also pictured,
      >no glasses
      >(fake) warlike mindset

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck with any foreseeable employment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >beta mentality on display

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh no! I won't be able to work at 7 eleven for junkies and retards to shoplift shit at 4 a.m!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You really shouldn't be working any of the jobs that require a specific look by the time you start losing hair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why? I'm 27 with an increasing amount of thinning. I'm employed however as a Civil Servant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Civil Servant
            Time to go into the private sector and use all those back channels you've established to make some fucking money.
            You did network extensively and compile folders of blackmail and profiles on your current and future former colleagues you can exploit to get government contracts, right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              LARP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So that's a no then. Imagine approaching 30 and still being required to look a certain way. Meanwhile I'm playing vidya in my underwear from home and getting paid for it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he's a work from home autist
                kek, definitely won't regret that when you're older

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Regret what, office gossip? Cheap coffee and bitches from HR? Pass.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yea man that's what it's about. Enjoy it until it hits you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can't say that I have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a good motivator to not be a wagie

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a swastika tattoo on the top of your head

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave your beard and enter gay-baby mode

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just dont have a beard

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of the beard and train your eyesight with eyepatches

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go for the Walter White look

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately they'll turn out looking like Hal from Malcolm in the Middle instead.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave off the beard and take up swimming. Then you can tell people that you shave all your body hair and head hair off because it helps with your swimming times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also get a conical cosmetic implant on the top of your head to go full torpedo mode

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody outside of IST really gives a shit
    live your life, prosper and have kids

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wear big frames, don't grow the beard out past a quarter inch, actually trim and shape the line, wear nice clothes.

    The problem with the bugman look is part of it is settling into a comfortable, no effort look that makes them look unkempt. Dress sharp and your head won't really matter

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get bald. It's the male equivalent of hitting the wall.

    The moment you hit the male wall life is over. Take fin asap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Take fin asap.
      I'd sooner take a bullet

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get contacts and shave.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grow it out a bit and style the goatee portion into a point, also grow out the mustache a bit if your's looks decent. Wear form fitting clothing. Wear a hat if it bothers you (I don't).
    Enjoy the mires. I've caught a couple cuties full-on checking me out when on my walks. Like, completely turned to watch me then hilariously spun around the other way when they saw me look at them lol

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ANOTHER zoomer balding thread

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave beard (or maybe keep a goatee or something, but not the full soγ beard), have hair stubble and don't wear thick-framed glasses, go for a 90's aesthetic hacker frames (you know what I mean).

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cares about not coming off as a soi
    >let himself go bald

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave eyebrows. Don't question it, just do it. Achieve psycho cunt

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the chad embrace
    >get jacked and wear tight clothes
    >don't wear graphic tees
    You only need one.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get really good at playing bass guitar

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For all the people recommending contacts here: I wear glasses but am considering switching to contacts. I’ve heard weird stories of people that fall asleep while forgetting to take off their contacts and then they have trouble taking them off or their eyes get super dried out. For some reason these stories evoke an irrational fear in me and freak me out to the point where I’m paranoid and don’t want to get them. That and also it seems to be a huge inconvenience having to remember to take them off every night and storing them in a jar of liquid. Am I just being a pussy? How much of a problem is this really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not bad.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this that guy that has like 15 different youtube channels?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=45
    This dude pulls it off pretty well.
    No glasses, though. Get contacts or lasic, the thing that makes you look more beta than anything are fucking glasses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a woman anon

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I pull this off without going ultra onions overload?
    The real key is to get the fuck off IST and realize that real people are not judging you based off a meme template.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is just an internet meme
    people who actually see you in real life are not the same people who spend all day on the internet and talk in memes

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All about your dress. Fat bald glasses fucks tend to look like toddlers, wearing cargo shorts and a green lantern t-shirt. Be in shape, well kept beard, wear fashionable clothing (fitted button down, quality pants and belt) and people will take you seriously

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stache skullet minoxidil

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stop wearing glasses
    >get tattoos
    >roid
    >commit crimes
    thugmaxxing is the only way to compensate for balding

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically going chad embrace.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would if I wasn't thinning + unilaterally receding.

      https://i.imgur.com/Wm5hTuR.jpg

      honestly doesn't look too bad but I'm only a 6' manlet and I don't have the money to wear 20 thousand dollar watches.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave and get contacts.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a giant swastika tattoo on your chest and walk around shirtless

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go romper stomper mode.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Get contacts
    >Shave the gay s.o.y pubes off your face
    >Shave your head then balance a decent 1-3 day stubble
    See: Jason Statham.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    contacts are so much better than glasses

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright lads. Going to be the best man in my buddy’s wedding in about 40 days and looking for any more ginger bald tips before I’m front and center. Not fit yet, but outfitted my shed with a power rack and have lost a good 35lbs in the last few months. Honestly in the best shape of my life currently. I’m not usually a beard guy, but giving it a go again. I mainly stick to 2-4mm stubble + mustache. Stop the beard or see it through and get it barber trimmed just before? This is about 3 months growth.
    Also looking for input if I should just razor the dome. Been doing 3mm/#1 buzzes for a long time, so I’m mostly there anyway I guess. I’m 28 years old for reference.
    Thanks fit

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s too late, the only way out is to rope

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